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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 0) - Live by snitchbitch: 9:34pm On Feb 01, 2020
even enyimba united fc sabi play ball pass man utd
CelebritiesRe: Rema Is Not Dead, See What Happened (Photos) by snitchbitch: 9:15pm On Feb 01, 2020
some don't know that you can edit Wikipedia if you have a username and password to login
RomanceNo Money No Honey Is It True? by snitchbitch(op): 5:46pm On Feb 01, 2020
is it true?
SportsRe: Solskjaer Has Revealed Reason Man Utd Signed 30 Years Old Nigerian Striker by snitchbitch: 9:29am On Feb 01, 2020
I can't say much about this but , we all know that man utd hate blacks especially during baba Ferguson era, but let's see how this pans out sha, the only advice I have for ighalo is for him to watch his back, even Chelsea, arsenal and others are lovers of blacks than man utd, they are racists there, I wish him all the best. may be man utd are trying to get their black fans too onboard
RomanceDo Such Men Exist? by snitchbitch(op): 9:18am On Feb 01, 2020
He does not drink beer, he does not smoke do such men exist?
he does not sleep with women all about
do such men exist or they don't?
matured comments only and no insults please!!
RomanceWhy An Ashawo Or Prost.itute Is Better Than Nigerian Women Or Ladies by snitchbitch(op):
5 Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo

My neighbour(a female ) asked me why some men prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out.

I felt i should share these reasons here. Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute( pardon me ). It only depends if they are WILD prostitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial sex trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves,

But unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have sex with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o.

So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels because you are in their shoes too. now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are;


1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc.

Yet you still enjoy maximum sex for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes.

A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested.

If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there?


2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.


3. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.


4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes,

Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!


5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.


Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go for prostitutes, tell me!

SaintStephen MrRight
CrimeRe: US- Mexico Border: 'longest Ever' Smuggling Tunnel Discovered by snitchbitch(op): 11:43am On Jan 31, 2020
@healthserve please I need a job, please can you help?
PoliticsRe: Hausa Man Ask People To Rate Buhari And This Happened by snitchbitch: 6:51am On Jan 31, 2020
I hope you guys realise that their is difference between inec polls and twitter polls, though buharis second tenure is not that palatable, but most of you twitter warriors we all know you will hide under your keyboards on the day of election ,

think like this, "how many Hausa guy has twitter accounts?" , those in idp camps, those almajiris, how many of them use twitter.

twitter polls, very funny!!!
RomanceRe: Pls Help !!!!! by snitchbitch: 1:01pm On Jan 30, 2020
try to get them all to a sit down and talk to them, if they don't come or honour the invitation then know that you are on your own be that ooo!!!

and as for abortion, I will urge you not to do it because it is risky, I pray God will take care of you and the baby sha
CrimeRe: US- Mexico Border: 'longest Ever' Smuggling Tunnel Discovered by snitchbitch(op): 12:50pm On Jan 30, 2020
if you wanna be a great, you gotta break the rules man!!!
CrimeRe: US- Mexico Border: 'longest Ever' Smuggling Tunnel Discovered by snitchbitch(op): 12:46pm On Jan 30, 2020
security guys will be busy on the ground looking for nothing while my guys are already gone!!!
CrimeUS- Mexico Border: 'longest Ever' Smuggling Tunnel Discovered by snitchbitch(op): 12:44pm On Jan 30, 2020
US officials say they have discovered the longest smuggling tunnel ever found on the border with Mexico.
Stretching for 4,309ft (1,313m), the tunnel had a lift, rail track, drainage and air ventilation systems, and high voltage electrical cables.
The passageway connected an industrial site in the Mexican city of Tijuana to the San Diego area in California.
There were no arrests made or drugs found. Authorities did not say who they suspected of being behind the tunnel.
But Mexico's Sinaloa cartel, described by the US government as one of the largest drug-trafficking organisations in the world, operates in the area. Its founder and long-time leader, Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, is serving life in prison in the US.
How dangerous is Mexico?
Mexico's most powerful drug cartels
The tunnel was discovered in August. Mexican officials identified its entrance and US investigators mapped it, before releasing the findings on Wednesday.
It has an average depth of 70ft (21m) below the surface, with the tunnel being 5.5ft high and 2ft wide, US Customs and Border Protection said. It was not clear how long it took to build it.
"The sophistication and length of this particular tunnel
demonstrates the time-consuming efforts transnational criminal organisations will undertake to facilitate cross-border smuggling," Cardell Morant, acting special agent in charge of Homeland Security Investigations in San Diego, said in a statement.
Several hundred sandbags were discovered blocking a suspected former exit of the tunnel in San Diego's Otay Mesa industrial warehouse area, the statement added. The main tunnel had an incomplete offshoot.
More than a dozen sophisticated tunnels have been found on California's border with Mexico since 2016. The second-longest tunnel in the US, found in San Diego in 2014, was 2,966ft long, the CBP said.
Recent US-Mexico border tunnels
August 2018: A 600ft tunnel stretched from a former KFC in the state of Arizona to Mexico
April 2016: A sophisticated tunnel in San Diego was used to transport an "unprecedented cache" of cocaine and marijuana, according to officials
March 2016: A tunnel ran from a restaurant in Mexico to a house in California
August 2015: An unfinished tunnel with rails, lighting and ventilation is found in Tijuana
US President Donald Trump has made building a border wall
one of his key priorities, saying it is needed to tackle illegal immigration and drug trafficking. But officials say most drugs are smuggled through legal ports of entry, hidden in privately-owned vehicles or transporter lorries, mixed with other goods.
RomanceMen: If Your Wife Doesn't Give It To You, Do This by snitchbitch(op): 12:18pm On Jan 30, 2020
Let me start with this, how do you ask her for sex? This is very important. Don't just admire her and then tell her "Dear, I want SEX". I believe you are not doing something right, that's why she is restricting you. Other reasons might be :
1. you are not good in bed, probably short manhood or quick ejaculation.
2. maybe you are not available too when she wants it.
3. maybe you just swing to action without caressing or touching some sensitive part of her body, like tickling her or fingering her.
4. you might be rushing the sex, so she might not be interested.
5. maybe you are not Romantic.
This is very important.
I remember 3years ago, I was with a girl in the midnight, I just woke her up, and said, " I want sex" and she replied "am not in the mood". And she turned her back towards me. I was embarrassed, after some minutes she turned to be and said " OK let's do it, but finger me first" Then I realised my mistake. Having sex with a girl when she is not in the mood is kind of tough, you need to be experienced.
You don't ask her for Sex, you should make her Want Sex.
And again, some men only turn to their wife when they want sex, if am that lady... I swear I will make you want it so badly, and then deprive you from it, just to punish you, but I will later give you sha.
Make sure anytime you want to have sex with your wife, make sure you are romantic, cuddle her even if its difficult, say crazy stuffs to her, and don't forget to caress her, she will pave way for you even before you say " babe, I want Sex" you would have been done with the knacking, before she realized the strategy you used to make her open up.
If she say, work is taking her time and stress is too much, then start demanding for sex during weekends / when she is off duties, your chances of having it is 70%.
So bro, check which area you are falling out and make amendments.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Reveals How Her Dad Cunningly Extorted Money From Her Like She Did by snitchbitch: 9:16am On Jan 30, 2020
God bless the father
RomanceRe: Men, Never Feel You Are Missing Out If You Don't Have A Woman..... by snitchbitch: 9:13am On Jan 30, 2020
wanna get killed, wife a hoe
RomanceRe: The True Nature Of The Nigerian Girl by snitchbitch: 9:09am On Jan 30, 2020
boobs and pvssy everywhere, may God save us men!!
PoliticsRe: FG To Repatriate Abacha, Ibori’s Loots by snitchbitch: 9:02am On Jan 30, 2020
when talking about looting abacha is still a toddler svcking breasts and playing with sand, his ogas are in university chillaxing and merrying ,

fact check, diezani Allison madueke, James ibori, bukola saraki( panama papers) , good luck ebele Jonathan, olusegun obasanjo, Ibrahim babangida and so on
RomanceRe: She Bed Wets by snitchbitch: 6:46am On Jan 30, 2020
if she is the supportive or reasoning type, you can both agree to be waking her up after like two to three hours and be telling her to go and urinate in the bathroom, if she gets used to it she may later have it as a good habit,

I had family members who bedwetted but later stopped, I also did too back then, but with love and commitment from our grandma, may her soul rest in peace , we all grew up,

so nothing new about it, its just an issue of how matured you are.
RomanceRe: See New Fake Nyash That Cannot Be Spotted by snitchbitch: 6:40am On Jan 30, 2020
eeh are you surprised? after using one bucket of paint, and a lot of foam to pad the saggy boobs, a how will still be a hoe
PoliticsRe: Rare Photo Of Murtala Mohammed And His Yoruba Wife Before His Assasination by snitchbitch: 8:35pm On Jan 29, 2020
he was later assassinated, can any good thing come from Nigeria?
RomanceRe: Question: Can You Act Porn Videos For $100,000 by snitchbitch: 10:56am On Jan 29, 2020
we like to be deceiving ourselves, oloshos and ashawos are getting fvcked everyday for N500 and 1k, on instamessage you can get laid for 3k.

trust Nigerian women, they have already got fvcked for less!!!
InvestmentRe: MASTERCLASS - Get In And Make Money With Affiliate Marketing + Facebook by snitchbitch: 2:11am On Nov 29, 2019
how does it work, I mean how do I make money from affiliating
PoliticsRe: Kwara Holds Open Bid For Renovation Of 31 Public Schools by snitchbitch: 1:55am On Nov 29, 2019
eh ya, the load that some carried and became bald headed,

well God will help you!!! #stateofharmony
TravelRe: Kaduna-Bound Train Breaks Down As Passengers Trek 1000 Meters Via Bush To Kaduna by snitchbitch: 9:19am On Nov 28, 2019
break down maintenance all the time, definitely not good, it is only when something spoils, that we complain or fix it, what has happened to our maintenance culture? smh
PoliticsRe: Reps Query Niger Delta Ministry Over N62 Million Transactions by snitchbitch: 6:51am On Nov 28, 2019
lip service as usual

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