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oya start blaming buhari!!!

I could remember when someone said if we had more companies industries and factories than churches and mosques or places of worship, our country would have been better


those of you who always call Muslims terrorists, where una dey? no comments? or BUHARI CLOSED YOUR MOUTHS!!!

make ups, eye shades, fake nails fake fingers, fake boobs, fake asses, plastic surgery, silicon boobs silicon yansh

if you are beautiful why not be your real self, fake wigs, fake hairs, fake pussy, vagina tightening creams, chai guys what do you think?

don't blame me guys, but I am not that used to crime, the most crimes I learnt about is through Hollywood films

so I just wannna ask this , do guys like Michael Scofield actually exist in our real world out there or it's just acting and screenplay?


criminal minds will understand what I mean!!!
please no insults please, matured comments only!!!


notable mentions are scumbags like T Bag and Officer Brad Bellick, do people like these guys actually exist?

if you have actually met or seen or related with someone like them, please kindly share your story !!!!

be apart of the solution not part of the problem!!!

those who are quick to condemn LGBT, how many of your single sisters and brothers have you looked for spouses for? hoes and slay mamas plenty pass these days.

anything goes in Nigeria if you know you know, even foreigners come to Nigeria to break the rules, and will turn back to abide by them on getting to their country!!!

police station dey close at five o clock because of security reason

NEPA office is giving generators to best customers of the month

water corporations is using tanker to distribute water for everybody

after stealing our money, politicians come back to the street to spray us two hundred naira


THIS IS NIGERIA, SEE HOW I AM LIVING NOW, SEE HOW I AM EATING NOW, EVERYBODY BE ...............


don't blame LGBT, aren't hoes oloshos and slaymamas even more than decent girls?

this is Nigeria, see how am living now, everybody be ...................

what if she abuse your father mother and all of your generations, you will go and jump from third mainland bridge or you will go and drink sniper?

she is just trying to manipulate you, learn to give no fvck about any hoe or bitch!!! man up!!


you need some redpills try www.miseducations.com

stop using panadol for another persons headache

the person wet get boob didn't complain say e dey pain am, wetin be your own?

Nigerian ladies walk nude everyday in Nigeria, nobody complains about it, who.res parade at night everyday, no one complains,

some say we are in a women's world, well I say that they are right!!

marlians

So no girl can take me out, buy fish & drinks, take me home/hotel use & dump me?
Yet U say WAT A MAN CAN DO A WOMAN CAN DO BETA
naso, or one girl with big backside should come and rape me and revenge women rape

marriage has metamorphosed into "hey babe, I wan fvck you, how much ?"

how does travel ban affect the price of garri in the market?
I am hungry you are saying I should not come to USA, who wan go there before?
if Nigeria is great and better for us all , who will go to USA?

bitches who.red and prostitu.tes slay mamas and oloshos pray everyday for customers not "dead" men, dead men don't fvck, after you have died, your wife will continue to be fvcked by your step son, gardener, barber, mechanic, driver, lawn mower, best friend, uncle and other old boyfriends,


wanna die help us greet baba God when you reach heaven!!!!

such men end up "dead" and become "stories" on the pages of Nairaland

advice, man up, take some redpills and be a man, stop being a Sissie, the moment a woman notice that she can easily manipulate you, then you are done for it, she should be submissive to you, she should kneel with the food tray on her hands for you to chop, she should give you blowjobs and doggy styles every morning and she mustn't leave for work without having prayed for you every morning.

gone are the baba Ferguson era when Howard Webb will just give Rooney or ronaldo penalty in the 90the minute and he will just tap it in, imagine someone scoring twenty goals and 15 is penalty?



they claimed the league is theirs for all these years by fraud and corruption, now it's time to pay the iron price, Liverpool fans how are you? MAY YOU NEVER WALK ALONE!!!

WANNA BEEF, I am an arsenal fan, take a knife, slice a chunk and barbecue!!!

even enyimba united fc sabi play ball pass man utd

some don't know that you can edit Wikipedia if you have a username and password to login

is it true?

I can't say much about this but , we all know that man utd hate blacks especially during baba Ferguson era, but let's see how this pans out sha, the only advice I have for ighalo is for him to watch his back, even Chelsea, arsenal and others are lovers of blacks than man utd, they are racists there, I wish him all the best. may be man utd are trying to get their black fans too onboard

He does not drink beer, he does not smoke do such men exist?
he does not sleep with women all about
do such men exist or they don't?
matured comments only and no insults please!!

5 Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo

My neighbour(a female ) asked me why some men prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out.

I felt i should share these reasons here. Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute( pardon me ). It only depends if they are WILD prostitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial sex trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves,

But unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have sex with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o.

So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels because you are in their shoes too. now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are;


1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc.

Yet you still enjoy maximum sex for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes.

A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested.

If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there?


2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.


3. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.


4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes,

Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!


5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.


Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go for prostitutes, tell me!

SaintStephen MrRight

@healthserve please I need a job, please can you help?

I hope you guys realise that their is difference between inec polls and twitter polls, though buharis second tenure is not that palatable, but most of you twitter warriors we all know you will hide under your keyboards on the day of election ,

think like this, "how many Hausa guy has twitter accounts?" , those in idp camps, those almajiris, how many of them use twitter.

twitter polls, very funny!!!

try to get them all to a sit down and talk to them, if they don't come or honour the invitation then know that you are on your own be that ooo!!!

and as for abortion, I will urge you not to do it because it is risky, I pray God will take care of you and the baby sha

if you wanna be a great, you gotta break the rules man!!!

security guys will be busy on the ground looking for nothing while my guys are already gone!!!