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even enyimba united fc sabi play ball pass man utd |
some don't know that you can edit Wikipedia if you have a username and password to login |
is it true? |
I can't say much about this but , we all know that man utd hate blacks especially during baba Ferguson era, but let's see how this pans out sha, the only advice I have for ighalo is for him to watch his back, even Chelsea, arsenal and others are lovers of blacks than man utd, they are racists there, I wish him all the best. may be man utd are trying to get their black fans too onboard |
He does not drink beer, he does not smoke do such men exist? he does not sleep with women all about do such men exist or they don't? matured comments only and no insults please!! |
5 Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo My neighbour(a female ) asked me why some men prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here. Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth; 80% of women are prostitute( pardon me ). It only depends if they are WILD prostitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial sex trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, But unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have sex with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels because you are in their shoes too. now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are; 1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum sex for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there? 2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant. 3. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage. 4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame! 5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken. Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go for prostitutes, tell me! SaintStephen MrRight |
@healthserve please I need a job, please can you help? |
I hope you guys realise that their is difference between inec polls and twitter polls, though buharis second tenure is not that palatable, but most of you twitter warriors we all know you will hide under your keyboards on the day of election , think like this, "how many Hausa guy has twitter accounts?" , those in idp camps, those almajiris, how many of them use twitter. twitter polls, very funny!!! |
try to get them all to a sit down and talk to them, if they don't come or honour the invitation then know that you are on your own be that ooo!!! and as for abortion, I will urge you not to do it because it is risky, I pray God will take care of you and the baby sha |
if you wanna be a great, you gotta break the rules man!!! |
security guys will be busy on the ground looking for nothing while my guys are already gone!!! |
US officials say they have discovered the longest smuggling tunnel ever found on the border with Mexico. Stretching for 4,309ft (1,313m), the tunnel had a lift, rail track, drainage and air ventilation systems, and high voltage electrical cables. The passageway connected an industrial site in the Mexican city of Tijuana to the San Diego area in California. There were no arrests made or drugs found. Authorities did not say who they suspected of being behind the tunnel. But Mexico's Sinaloa cartel, described by the US government as one of the largest drug-trafficking organisations in the world, operates in the area. Its founder and long-time leader, Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, is serving life in prison in the US. How dangerous is Mexico? Mexico's most powerful drug cartels The tunnel was discovered in August. Mexican officials identified its entrance and US investigators mapped it, before releasing the findings on Wednesday. It has an average depth of 70ft (21m) below the surface, with the tunnel being 5.5ft high and 2ft wide, US Customs and Border Protection said. It was not clear how long it took to build it. "The sophistication and length of this particular tunnel demonstrates the time-consuming efforts transnational criminal organisations will undertake to facilitate cross-border smuggling," Cardell Morant, acting special agent in charge of Homeland Security Investigations in San Diego, said in a statement. Several hundred sandbags were discovered blocking a suspected former exit of the tunnel in San Diego's Otay Mesa industrial warehouse area, the statement added. The main tunnel had an incomplete offshoot. More than a dozen sophisticated tunnels have been found on California's border with Mexico since 2016. The second-longest tunnel in the US, found in San Diego in 2014, was 2,966ft long, the CBP said. Recent US-Mexico border tunnels August 2018: A 600ft tunnel stretched from a former KFC in the state of Arizona to Mexico April 2016: A sophisticated tunnel in San Diego was used to transport an "unprecedented cache" of cocaine and marijuana, according to officials March 2016: A tunnel ran from a restaurant in Mexico to a house in California August 2015: An unfinished tunnel with rails, lighting and ventilation is found in Tijuana US President Donald Trump has made building a border wall one of his key priorities, saying it is needed to tackle illegal immigration and drug trafficking. But officials say most drugs are smuggled through legal ports of entry, hidden in privately-owned vehicles or transporter lorries, mixed with other goods. |
Let me start with this, how do you ask her for sex? This is very important. Don't just admire her and then tell her "Dear, I want SEX". I believe you are not doing something right, that's why she is restricting you. Other reasons might be : 1. you are not good in bed, probably short manhood or quick ejaculation. 2. maybe you are not available too when she wants it. 3. maybe you just swing to action without caressing or touching some sensitive part of her body, like tickling her or fingering her. 4. you might be rushing the sex, so she might not be interested. 5. maybe you are not Romantic. This is very important. I remember 3years ago, I was with a girl in the midnight, I just woke her up, and said, " I want sex" and she replied "am not in the mood". And she turned her back towards me. I was embarrassed, after some minutes she turned to be and said " OK let's do it, but finger me first" Then I realised my mistake. Having sex with a girl when she is not in the mood is kind of tough, you need to be experienced. You don't ask her for Sex, you should make her Want Sex. And again, some men only turn to their wife when they want sex, if am that lady... I swear I will make you want it so badly, and then deprive you from it, just to punish you, but I will later give you sha. Make sure anytime you want to have sex with your wife, make sure you are romantic, cuddle her even if its difficult, say crazy stuffs to her, and don't forget to caress her, she will pave way for you even before you say " babe, I want Sex" you would have been done with the knacking, before she realized the strategy you used to make her open up. If she say, work is taking her time and stress is too much, then start demanding for sex during weekends / when she is off duties, your chances of having it is 70%. So bro, check which area you are falling out and make amendments. |
God bless the father |
wanna get killed, wife a hoe |
boobs and pvssy everywhere, may God save us men!! |
when talking about looting abacha is still a toddler svcking breasts and playing with sand, his ogas are in university chillaxing and merrying , fact check, diezani Allison madueke, James ibori, bukola saraki( panama papers) , good luck ebele Jonathan, olusegun obasanjo, Ibrahim babangida and so on |
if she is the supportive or reasoning type, you can both agree to be waking her up after like two to three hours and be telling her to go and urinate in the bathroom, if she gets used to it she may later have it as a good habit, I had family members who bedwetted but later stopped, I also did too back then, but with love and commitment from our grandma, may her soul rest in peace , we all grew up, so nothing new about it, its just an issue of how matured you are. |
eeh are you surprised? after using one bucket of paint, and a lot of foam to pad the saggy boobs, a how will still be a hoe |
he was later assassinated, can any good thing come from Nigeria? |
we like to be deceiving ourselves, oloshos and ashawos are getting fvcked everyday for N500 and 1k, on instamessage you can get laid for 3k. trust Nigerian women, they have already got fvcked for less!!! |
how does it work, I mean how do I make money from affiliating |
eh ya, the load that some carried and became bald headed, well God will help you!!! #stateofharmony |
break down maintenance all the time, definitely not good, it is only when something spoils, that we complain or fix it, what has happened to our maintenance culture? smh |
lip service as usual |