₦airaland Forum

damoobaba:
Abi Kuteb na Tiv too?

Fman come and explain


They need to give you Grammy award for this English

E be like say you no know say something like typo exist.

Autocorrect never do you something before.

Food don done for Righteousness2

LUAN1:
ok..., Which language/framework do you think I can learn fast for backend?

PHP.. then Laravel framework

LilMissRobbie:
What exactly are we supposed to do with this information

Get a quality diIdo powered by mikano electricity and masturbate while reading it.

LUAN1:
ok, thanks. I will migrate to backend after my frontend,. How do you see ALX software engineering program. Does it worth the stress??

Never used ALX so I can't say.

Messi1:
I'm proudly Kuteb by tribe from Taraba state.


Our traditional attire is eye-catching.


Our culture is simply the best.

I thought you were Jukun

Messi1:
I'm proudly Kuteb by tribe from Taraba state.


Our traditional attire is eye-catching.


Our culture is simply the best.

Why am I seeing the third guy from the right on Tiv Attire? Abi Kuteb na Tiv too?

Fman come and explain

Pwettylinda:

fman come and see the lady with nyash


Edit: oooooh! I forgot to add the panty line ....brb

LUAN1:
Please behind skill do you i can learn that' is not saturated, am currently learn web development

Backend web-dev isn't saturated..

People run away from it, hence it is still in high demand in regards to web development.

YbNeverBroke:
We can but make she agree

She will..

Just call her your 'sexy wall lizard' and watch her blush and surrender

YbNeverBroke:
Reason with me and let me smash the kpekus,i go pay wella

We can gang fvck it together

Shalommy hope you Sabi give better blow j0b

YbNeverBroke:
Baby I miss ur kpekus
Chai

Chai

You the knack my sexy wall lizard Shalommy?

Shalommy:
Chaii . How are you?

Ma bebe ma bebe

Collins4u1:
the fact that you dey answer TermuxDarkWeb come dey fumble here dey vex me.

Na now I see the name well sef

TermuxDarkWeb:
But everything here looks real. I don't understand

We thought by 2023 you will aquire sense.

We are disappointed that sense is far from you.

od501:
Whatever, just organize a referendum. At least, it is far better than una Bin Laden, and Shakau republic called Nigeria!!

Long live industrious Ndi-Jews of Emeka-land.

Long live sit-at-home

Cheapgadget:
Na to grill those dogs with better pepper n Maggi lol

Just call the closest Igbo man or Cross river man you see

Na direct 404 delicacy undisputed

SucrePlum:
I used to like pets, but with the things they're doing lately, I doubt if I'll ever keep one



I pray that God touches a good Samaritan to help you dear

My Sweetheart Sweetplum, is this you too?

Frank25:
Give us biafra period

You mean Mkurummiri Republic ?

Cosmatikka:
The insecurity and killings in SE today is still part of the marginalisation we've been talking about.

For those who don't know history, when Philip Effiong led the Biafran troup to surrender to Nigeria, supervises by Obasanjo, he said that if the injustice that led to the war continues, the children and grandchildren of the soldiers will one day rise to pick up arms again. That's what happened with IPOB.

When IPOB started, the boys were only armed with flags. Buhari ordered his soldiers to humiliate and kill them, instead of dialouging with them.

When the boys were pushed to the wall, they learnt to pick arms to fight back, then started the killing of security personnel.

Now instead of the coward security ppl to fight back man to man, they go about killing innocent civilians and sacking towns to avenge their members killed.

Recently the town of Okigwe and Ihube were burnt down for a female military personnel abducted, which everyone including myself condemned here.

But another military personnel of the same rank has been kidnapped in the north 2days ago, we're yet to hear of any town sacked, or the innocent residents doing frog jump.

The Buhari FG has done all these to give Igbos and IPOB a bad name in order to destabilise the region.

In 4months, he will be out, and Nigerians will have another leader who can turn fortunes around for SE region, and Nigeria in general.

Flies are pest.... You pesticides to wipe them out to avoid reemergence.

Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....

When will you Nigerians know the difference between 'Dowry' and 'Bride Price' ?

Bride price and dowry are terms that refer to payments made at the time of marriage in many cultures, primarily in Asia and Africa. Bride price is typically paid by the groom or the groom’s family to the bride’s family. Dowry is typically paid by the bride’s family to the bride or to the wedded couple. Thus bride price and dowry are not necessarily the converse of each other.

AdamuKD:
I have been seeing this particular phrase 'Okafor's law' in Nairaland for a while now and I don't know the meaning of it. Please, can someone explain it to me.

Okafor's law states that, anybody who fvcks a lady eg Siofra, Jennyclay, Candidlady, Sweetplum, Shalommy, Pwettylinda etc... Can always have access to refuck her anytime, anyhow, anyday..

eben97:
JENNY, good afternoon and a happy new year to you dear sis.why are you still like this my dear? could you please get less mean with words?

Jennyclay has her functional reasoning still embedded in her clitoris in 2023

Jennyclay:
Biko, let us hear word.

someone that can't afford to buy a good phone, don't you think it's advisable not let him go into relationship.

Biko, he shouldn't put someone daughter in poverty.

Please show us your father's house. We want to check something.

Candidlady:
Chichi 23 years old


Ican never dress like this

Iwont be comfy

Watch perverts salivate over the fourth picture

Even me who is a decorated pervert is not attracted to this... It is a waste of Vaseline/Soap for me because no matter how I try on this, I still won't cum.

Urheadmaster:
Herbalists and the quests for free punna are like 5 and 6

When you sell kayanmata, you have to be sure it works... So testing is necessary

Mumusaphire:
Very saddist gender. They pretend as if dick no sweet them, yet they fight over it. Plenty of them on nairaland

Siofra, Jennyclay, Candidlady, Sweetplum, Shalommy, Pwettylinda come and hear ooooooooh!

Pwettylinda:

pocohantas:
Relocate because a redpiller ate N450 food and snapped it with his iTel phone?

Yet another confirmation on why these boys shouldn’t be taken serious. One was hunting snakes, this one’s picture looks like oil and dust covered the camera. Yet he spends all day on front page attacking women. Time and data that he can use to learn UI/UX design.

Saturated UI/UX?

What year are you in?

By the way, have you started watching that new 'Natgeo Wild' series of Elephant migrations in West Africa? It is very interesting.

It started airing on the 7th.

jeromestarks:
More

Na 'moi moi' with love

id4sho:

All for fu<k boys, after surgery now, Dem go dey bend like goat for doggy

That kind one wey the guy go tell am say... 'baby, please bend like you want to go back to 2022'

kereman1:
Sweetplum on the beat

Leave my darling Sweetplum alone