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adaksbullet:
His only dump ppls that we no no the meanings off these emosionsess


Jus looked up off mine coment and u we seen uneducatedtional ppls


One his even tot off cummmmmmmmmmm

RIP English!!!

Guys be cautious!!!

Out of all the fake things women wear today, i have been waiting for the day i would see pictures of fake vag*na. Now it has become a reality.

Women now wear fake ones to make its lips look fatter than it looks. Wetin man no go see for this world again?

http://www.adaigbo.com/end-time-see-fake-vagna-women-now-wear-open-photos-only-if-you-are-above-18/

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sonnie10:
Go to ASPANDA, they have them there.

It sold between #120 -#150k

Thanks Sonnie do you have any body's contact there?

NaijaMutant:
What sort of mockery is this?

Do this fraudsters derive joy in reminding Nigerians of their woes?

We've already counted it as loss
but it seems the scammers ain't done with Nigerians

I expect Nigerians to invade the party to GH from whoever they catch there

Guys I need to convert my Toyota Camry Sport 2009 Model fabric Car seats to modern 3D leather seats (See photos)

The seats are usually imported from China. I have browsed the Internet for auto shops selling same in Nigeria without success!

Does any one of you know any shop in Lagos that sells such items?

Guys I need to convert my Toyota Camry Sport 2009 Model fabric Car seats to modern 3D leather seats (See photos)

The seats are usually imported from China. I have browsed the Internet for auto shops selling same in Nigeria without success!

Does any one of you know any shop in Lagos that sells such items?

Lucid1:
E go shock una say na Phyno sef tiff the song

Exactly my point!

The lyrics and beats just too much to be concidental!

Ashawo Man

Are those titanium plated wheels?!

I'm soaked already!

Even Davido must be one of them; "Versace and Gucci for your body Ohh" (Music)

So the Holy Spirit left Apostle Suleiman and Pastor Biodun and entered YOU and then revealed this to YOU for FREE?!

I'll also appreciate advise from Mercy Aigbe and Tonto Dike

They too deserve to air their views!

Chew and swallow a bitter leaf; then you'll appreciate sugar

Who is screwing this small girl into accelerated maturity?!

Maybe he bed wets or has an embarrassing embarrassing STI

This one has won the AWARD for MOST STUPID POST on Nairaland for the year 2017

ubongoton:
Wetin? Kini?

I can smell SCAM from 1000 miles away

This can ONLY be GOD from the devine wisdom given to MEN

For all those girls f*cking without condoms who then get pregnant and abort their innocent babies you might NOT be 17years lucky like this woman!

I stand for responsible f*cking (if you can't do the time don't do the crime; if you can't raise a child please avoid flesh-to-flesh

This can ONLY be GOD from the devine wisdom given to MEN

For all those girls f*cking without condoms who then get pregnant and abort their innocent babies you might NOT be 17years lucky like this woman!

I stand for responsible f*cking (if you can't do the time don't do the crime; if you can't raise a child please avoid flesh-to-flesh

Congratulations Bangale!

I hope all the other kokolets and mamalets will rest now

I smell something

Splinz:
What manner of buffoonery is this?

Help me ask the idiots abeg?!

I'll rather save my money in a microfinance bank than in Diamond Bank!

Very sick people

mascot87:
I will be very brief and I am sure we all can learn one or two things from this. I hope also that I construct this well.

I do travel out of my location here in Lagos very well to other part of the country and it's normal that I get an hotel to lodge.
On arrival to an affordable hotel, I pay for the hotel room and check in. Take my bath and relax a bit then I check the hotel menu list for breakfast, lunch or dinner as the case may be.

I do observe something for the past two years but didn't really take it serious not until when I travelled to Aba and Port Harcourt around March this year and same thing repeats itself.

After checking the menu list and the price of the food u want to eat. You call the restaurant and place your order but as soon as your order was delivered, the price is always more than what is on the menu list. Sometimes it could be has high as a thousand Naira.

I do pay all the time and didn't read any meaning to it but when I was at Aba around March, I protested when the same thing repeats itself and I said to myself that if such repeat itself anytime I travel and lodge in any hotel, I will only pay the charge as indicated on the menu list.
Fast forward to today, I travelled to Abuja and as usual lodged at an hotel in town.
Now this evening I ordered for my dinner at a fixed price on the menu list only for the price of my order to be far above what was written in the menu list. I told the lady that brought my dinner that I will only pay the cost of the dish in the menu list but she insisted that I will pay at #500 more than I was expected to pay giving me excuses that the price on the menu list was the old price.

I request to see the manager and within a second, she disappeared but I still went ahead to see the hotel manager but on my way, I met one of the hotel attendants who was listening to my argument with the lady and he told me that I shouldn't go to the manager cos there is nothing the manager can do and that they are working on the new price list but I ignored him. When I got to the hotel manager, i told him what happened and why customers cannot pay the exact cost of dish in the menu list but have to pay far more. He was suprised cos I saw the shock on his face. He sent for d lady that do serve dish for customer but not to expose her in my presence, he told me to go and I should pay the exact price on the menu list when she comes around to collect money.

When the lady later came around to collect the money, I saw the anger on her face which confirms my suspicion that those people generate income for themselves through such disgraceful means and it as become a common trend in some hotels (I don't want to generalize).

Don't know who else have noticed such but next time you lodge in an hotel and observe such, insist on paying the exact cost as seen on the menu price list.

I love honest people and sometimes give extra tips to them of some few cash even after rendering services to me but trying to play a fast one is a no no for me.

Let us be observant.

I think lalasticlala can also read this and add to his knowledge of snake

So you sacked the poor girl in these hard times because you couldn't afford N500 tip that is legal in advanced countries for waiters?!

God is watching you!!!

This is really hilarious

I guess facebook was not meant for everybody even if you have FREE MBs!

Few days back, we were all shocked to read that music icon, Tuface Idibia, would no longer be a coach on Airtel Nigeria’s The Voice Nigeria music show. The report revealed that the Nfana Ibaga crooner, had been replaced by singer, Yemi Alade.

Recall, back in 2015, the singer was unveiled as an Airtel brand ambassador, a contract which ended a few weeks back, with 2face refusing to renew the deal as he cited personal reasons.

Well Last night, 2face, was unveiled as the latest GLO brand ambassador at an event in Port Harcourt. He has now joined the likes of Timaya, Olamide, Mercy Johnson, Juliet Ibrahim, amongst others who already found a home in the giant telecommunication brand.


http://tooxclusive.com/news/may-2face-idibia-left-voice-nigeria/

I Love Mourinho like 'I dey craze'

You won't believe I followed him from Chelsea when they fired him the 2nd time

My 'kpomo' when get side mirror I shall present to Mourinho just for the asking

The Lion of Bourdillion documentary aired on AIT non-stop during the campaign Nko?!

That one no be contract?!

Local rapper!

Thief!