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CelebritiesRe: If E-money And I Are Doing Anything Illegal, May God Expose Us!!! – Kcee Prays!! by softwerk(f): 2:22pm On Jun 27, 2017
Why fighting to hard to claim innocence?! huh

Allow Abba Kyari do his job abeg!

Limpopo crooner........I so hate that cliché intro from hungry bloggers sad
RomanceRe: Top 7 Ways To Make Money Online In Nigeria This 2017 by softwerk(f): 2:17pm On Jun 27, 2017
You forgot to add MMM and GHWex grin
PoliticsRe: "Police Is Your Friend"- US Based Nigerian Lady Says After Hitching A Ride. PIC by softwerk(f): 2:06pm On Jun 27, 2017
Madam you never met the REAL Nigeria Police grin

If they can do this to themselves..........?!

SportsRe: UFC MMA Female Fighter Defecated Whilst Being Choked by softwerk(f): 9:41pm On Jun 26, 2017
Hmmmmmmm Shit?! huh

CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy Teases Fans With Seductive Photos by softwerk(f): 9:38pm On Jun 26, 2017
Ashawo!

CelebritiesRe: E-money Rock With Kcee In His Millions Worth Luxury Truck(photo+video) by softwerk(f): 10:36am On Jun 25, 2017
Yahoo-Yahoo Boy angry
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Pics Match Game Of Thrones Actors With Corresponding NOLLYWOOD Actors by softwerk(f): 5:59pm On Jun 24, 2017
Theon Greyjoy X Airforce1

- Very Unsmart Small Boy grin

- Shows-Off Underage Girls on Nairaland grin

- Has an Overbloated Personal Ego grin

- Had his Di*ck chopped-off while in captivity grin

CrimeRe: Matharoo Sisters Spotted In Spain Displaying Their Backsides by softwerk(f): 5:30pm On Jun 24, 2017
judgedredd22:
I see say toto don dey scratch you abi? oya dial my number for free services! grin grin
No Sir!!!

Na only Airforce1 I want; I need to examine that 'toothpick' he has in between his legs that he keeps disturbing us about every day with 'small-small' girls! kiss
CrimeRe: Matharoo Sisters Spotted In Spain Displaying Their Backsides by softwerk(f): 4:29pm On Jun 24, 2017
I dedicate this post to Airforce1 and the latest underage girl the SMALL BOY keeps disturbing US with on Nairaland grin

F*uck matured pu*ssy you no gree!

Busy eating unripe mangoes with SALT embarassed

Yeye Boi huh
CelebritiesRe: Joy Ugwu Nnenne: Jailed Asaigbo Beauty Queen Speaks From Prison by softwerk(f): 4:24pm On Jun 24, 2017
One very BAD prison warden will just be fuc*king this queen in exchange for FOOD in that HELL of a prison angry grin
CelebritiesRe: Abba Kyari Blasts Kate Henshaw For Criticising Picture With Evans, The Kidnapper by softwerk(f): 3:26pm On Jun 24, 2017
Abba Kyari: Who is Kate Henshaw?!

Me: The one that could NOT keep her marriage to an Oyinbo Man grin
RomanceRe: Do I Disvirgin/deflower Her?(photo) by softwerk(f): 8:30am On Jun 24, 2017
Badgers14:
Send me her contact, Let me talk sense into her head.
OP kindly contact Airforce1 or IamAirforce1 that is his stock in trade angry

He's a professional in these matters grin
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Disgraced At A Party Over Almost N500,000 Debt As She Kneeled To Beg by softwerk(f): 8:19am On Jun 24, 2017
Hmmmmmm cry

I don't even know what to comment again sad

If you slay on debt while selling your pus*sy on the street but still can't pay your debts then maybe ashawo is NOT your calling grin

I really don't blame this SLAY QUEEN for this disgrace BUT I blame the BROKE NIGGARS that couldn't change her LIFE cry

Anybody approaching ME with the intention of FREE FU*CK please try Bimbo next door angry

I will NOT be patient with your BROKE self in the hope that you'll soon make it; Go and make it then return back to ME!!!
CelebritiesRe: E-money Loads Of Containers Shipped For Honeywell Mill Nigeria by softwerk(f): 7:54am On Jun 24, 2017
Airforce1:
I don't banter words with kids


#Move
I'll pay you N100,000 to DELETE your account and leave Nairaland for good. All your childish contributions have so far amounted to nothing grin

At least that should be enough to temporarily take you out of poverty and buy some decent panties for your latest underage catch grin

SMALL BOY WITHOUT FUTURE!!!
CelebritiesRe: E-money Loads Of Containers Shipped For Honeywell Mill Nigeria by softwerk(f): 10:50am On Jun 23, 2017
livinbygrace:
All this is just camouflag.E-money is a confirmed G man but just smart to diversify ,likewise Ifeanyin Uba and co.Evans could have done the same as well,but he is too greedy
Finally, someone is not afraid to speak the truth kiss

You are my type of guy. I Love U tongue
CelebritiesRe: E-money Loads Of Containers Shipped For Honeywell Mill Nigeria by softwerk(f): 10:46am On Jun 23, 2017
Airforce1:
Much love Emoney

You're an inspiration to me and my generation.

God continue to bless you young money.

Love you forever Gee.
Like he knows you exist huh angry
Car TalkRe: Luxury Audi R8 Car Worth Over N40million Spotted At Lagos Airport. Photos by softwerk(f): 10:00am On Jun 23, 2017
Reference:
Poverty has indeed taken Nigeria and Nigerians to the cleaners. As a kid growing in Kano I will cycle to Aminu Kano to plane spot on Saturdays. Go to NAHCO and seen the number of cars coming in and going out for repairs. SEL's, Jags, rovers and even top of the range Hondas. Airfreight was cheap then and the pound at par so you just flew your car to the UK, Germany or the Netherlands for repairs. And if you bought it there the warranty will require this.

NAHCO had a huge car park for this. Nigeria has really deteriorated. People even flew their household belongings by air. Half our house moved by airfreight from Lagos when we moved in the late seventies by Panalpina. Nowadays students who study abroad cannot even afford to fly in their books after graduation. They just sell them off and return with their laptops. My mum came back with five pallets by airfreight including pots and pans. Return on BCal was N750.
Well articulated and endearing comment! kiss

I'm soaked already?!

I will gladly serve you my kpomo wen get side mirror any day you are in my area for FREE! tongue
Car TalkRe: Luxury Audi R8 Car Worth Over N40million Spotted At Lagos Airport. Photos by softwerk(f): 7:52pm On Jun 22, 2017
This is very unprofessional of this very LOCAL HUNGRY LOADER angry

If I was the owner and I was secretly moving the car out of the country for personal reasons this FOOOL just exposed me to the whole world huh

I sincerely advice seun to delete this post and warn the OP and blogger. It makes no sense at all!
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans Was A GTBank Major Customer - Wife Reveals by softwerk(op): 3:17pm On Jun 22, 2017
Still waiting for GTBank spies in Nairaland to react to this scandal grin
CelebritiesRe: Alagbada Ina By Apostle Johnson Suleman Ft. Lizzy Johnson Suleman & Marvel Joks by softwerk(f): 3:09pm On Jun 22, 2017
Ok

Finally Daniella Okeke and Stephanie Otobo are out of the movie grin

Shame to bad people!
CelebritiesRe: Media Personalities Wearing Hijab This Ramadhan (Photos) by softwerk(f): 3:04pm On Jun 22, 2017
I love Muslim women so much. They do not display nudity like their counterparts cool

But I learnt some of them are VERY good in bed angry

One of my Muslim female friends told me that her best style is horse-riding.

Just imagine wearing hijab and horse riding one Alhaji grin
TravelRe: Eid-el-fitr: Lagos To Osogbo Free Train: Departure Time, Location, Other Detai by softwerk(f): 3:00pm On Jun 22, 2017
Please when is Ramadan ending?!

I'm looking forward to my normal life grin
CrimeRe: Nigeria Police Reacts To Report Officer Using POS To Collect Bribe (photo by softwerk(f): 2:20pm On Jun 22, 2017
The police is your FRIEND grin

The guy didn’t do it!

Stop defaming the Nigeria Police; that's a foreign drivers licence and NOT an ATM. The guy was only checking out the drivers licence and by the way that's not a POS but a walki-talkie grin
CrimeRe: Butcher Rapes Two Sisters Aged 4 & 7, Infected Them With Std (pic) by softwerk(f): 2:16pm On Jun 22, 2017
The family of the girls should have quickly "butchered" the IDIOT's Pen*is before this matter came out to the open angry embarassed

Deviant!!!
AgricultureRe: Sheep In South Africa Gives Birth To Deformed Lamb That Looks Like A Human Being by softwerk(f): 2:11pm On Jun 22, 2017
Exposed: One very STUPIDLY DEMONIC sexually depraved deviant must have impregnated the sheep that gave birth to this ABOMINATION angry

Tufiakwa!!!
EducationRe: UNIVERSITY OF MAIDUGURI Female Student Caught Trying To Force New Born Baby Down by softwerk(f): 1:29pm On Jun 22, 2017
Jesus Christ cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

1. The very stupid boy or man toasted you and you foolishly said YES! cry

2. He invited you to his house alone during your unsafe period and you allowed him fu*ck you without wearing ordinary Gold Circle! cry

3. Drink Postinor 1 immediately after the unholy act, you stupidly refused! cry

4. Drink Postinor 2 even after 24hours you idiotically refused! cry

5. You hid your pregnancy for 9months only for you to murder the innocent child in cold blood! cry

6. Then you tried to flush the dead baby down your dirty hostel toilet! cry

GOD may forgive Evans but your place in HELL FIRE will be managed by a Nigerian caretaker cry

I dedicate this FTC to ALL single mothers in Nigeria; Your children will call you SWEET MOTHER!!! embarassed
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans Was A GTBank Major Customer - Wife Reveals by softwerk(op): 11:04am On Jun 22, 2017
jaychubi:
try and have small sense na

it means his account officer that comes to their house to carry millions to deposit for him is an accomplice in his criminal act
Exactly my point! angry Thieves in Suits sad
Music/RadioRe: Who Knows The Name Of This Danfo Drivers Song..p by softwerk(f): 10:46am On Jun 22, 2017
9inches:
Sensimilla
Ganger man spotted!!! grin
RomanceRe: Sex Workers Take Over Lagos Council Secretariat For Short Time Sex by softwerk(f): 7:55pm On Jun 21, 2017
The sex workers, P.M.EXPRESS gathered, do offer different kinds of services; the popular one is the one they bend down and the patrons penetrate from back.

I first know say na doggy style go suffer am last last embarassed

Ashawo no be work!

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