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A fresh Babe wants to serve you FREE FRESH PUNA and you come dey ask Nairaland

".......a new Government of National Unity is in power throughout the length and breadth of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, led by me, Bashorun M.K.O. Abiola, as President and Commander-in-Chief"

".......I call upon the usurper, General Sani Abacha, to announce his resignation forthwith, together with the rest of his illegal ruling council. We are prepared to enter into negotiations with them to work out the mechanics for a smooth transfer of power"

Typical of an AFONJA, a very bloody civilian ordering the ruthless General Sani Abacha to run away?!

MKO was NOT killed, he committed SUICIDE!!!

You want me to protest topless when Charlie Boy is still wearing clothes?!

Lead by example!

She looks like Princess Fiona

Leaking Anus

AY, Ponyor Slacker?!

This will be the next celebrity marriage to collapse; just wait and see!

Only 'Olosho' side chicks will allow their ponyor to be slacked!

Never! I will never allow my ponyor to be slacked!!! That's a no no

Not after that stupid guy almost turned it to bore-hole for my innocent delaying future husband

And so what now

Keep wasting money while some of your relatives can't feed well

God is watching YOU!

I Love Prophet TB Joshua

If not for anything at least for healing that dude that had a permanently erect pen*is

Happy Birthday Sir!

Gradually and like play-like play the DEMON that has been a landlord in Nigeria and caused our miriad of problems has finally completed his bungalow in Ghana

I only wish Ghanaians can bail this water while it's yet ankle deep?!

#FOODFORTHOUGHT

Tajbol4splend:
Sleeplessness caused by availability of ur clients

Spot on!

How you take know

Infact as I am typing this i'm receiving it hot doggy froggy!

You want the private pics?!

The guy above me, 'thisboysef' is possessed by 15 monitoring spirits

Try and see Prophet TB Joshua

Your case will NOT be a difficult one as he recently healed someone of a permanently erect 'pe*nis'

I thought I was coming here to see a Light Bulb
Hungry bloggers must chop

Abeg which one is Push Party again

Thats how the other day Tiwa and her other 'kwari-kwota' girls after watching too much of 'Sofia The First' did a sleep-over party with their full make-up on

Nigerians and copy-copy sef?!

All is see however is another worthless 'Olosho' that allowed one indisciplined unnamed 'boy' savagely destroy her pus*sy skin-to-skin

Hmmmmm, see me commenting at 4:19am sef?!

Meanwhile, I no be winch and I no be yahoo girl! Na just sleepless night

My dear follow the thread below;

https://www.nairaland.com/3721177/sale-uniben-postgraduate-form-2017/4

Forms have been on sale since May 2017 to end this June. Sells for N21,000

Best of luck!

After increasing subscription rates and blatantly refusing to obey the directive of our Legislators to review it's subscription to pay-on-the-go as is applicable in South Africa, DSTV has now come up with a rather insulting promo for Nigerians.

Winners of a raffle draw will win a 1month supply of Petrol to power their gene‎rators obviously! (See Screen shot)

Xenophobia is NOT only when immigrant Nigerians are attacked in South Africa by South Africans, this is an attack on the mentality of ALL Nigerians!

I weep for my dear country men while servicing my generator in preparation for our match against the Bafana-Bafana and pray that we "pepper" them today at Akwa Ibom‎ for this insult! :

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Keep slaying them my sister!

At least she passed JAMB unlike more than half of Nairaland babes forming slay queens and scoring 156 in JAMB!

How I wish these kind of REAL MEN were on Nairaland sef

But professional pus*sy hunters will never let person rest with PMs

Genocide loading.........3%

Remember Rwanda!!!

Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the LORD delivereth him out of them all.

Psalm 34:19

Hope you have not started getting ideas Jim?!

Is it just me or who else noticed the change in attitude of Jim Iyke ever since TB Joshua delivered him from the spirit of 'gangsterism'

This indeed is sincerely ROMANTIC

I'm still waiting for my own Isreali husband material model 2017 (Full Option) since almost ALL our Nigerian 'boys' now are ONLY interested in buying the milk but NOT the full cow

Well, I dedicate this FTC to ALL the Slay Queens on Nairaland still writing JAMB

SHOCKING: So these banks have too much money to dash away N16Billion (from the 'akant') to an "Indian" Steel company just like that while our own Ajaokuta Steel Company remains in coma since 1979 ?!

Now money don lost and they are crying to the court.......If i'm the judge ehn

I trust some heavy kick-backs must have greased the palms of some Bank Executives when they disbursed the 'mula'

Trust our Indian brothers from New Delhi

TALK ABOUT KARMA!!!

https://www.exportersindia.com/metal-africa-steel/

Keep informing ALL the witches in your village of all your movements

Abuse of social media

Safe delivery Sha

All this paper work for ONLY Dammy Krane?!

Kuku kill him now

By this time next year i'll remind you all of my predictions!

Then you'll call me Miss Nostrademus

It's not just enough to be adjudged the most profitable club this year 2017 beating the likes of Real Madrid, Barcelona, PSG, Chelsea and even our neighbour's Manchester City!

It's also not enough to have won the Europa League and the domestic EPL Cup as well as the ceremonial Community Shield!

It's not even enough that we have the 'Special One' as couch and the magnificent Ibrahimovich and the incredibly talented Marcus Rashford as forwards and the incredible Paul Pogba at midfield!

Winning is just our mentality! It's our culture! It's who we are!.......WE ARE MANCHESTER UNITED and RED is the colour of our BLOOD!!!

God-willing next season we shall win the following 5 trophies in this order

1. Super Cup (To beat Real Madrid 3:1)

2. EFL Cup

3. Premier League (With 4games to spare)

4. FA Cup

5. UEFA Champions League

Believe it or NOT it doesn't change my conviction because my BLOOD is RED!!!

Softwerk

Distinguished Senator of The Federal Republic of Nigeria and Best-Selling Author, "The Antidotes For Corruption"

Senator Dino Melaye

See his face like an Acting President

With all the tramadol his di*k didn't even erect