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A Nigerian man celebrates his 70th Birthday with his 7 sons and their wives in these adorable and romantic pics Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44
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This one taya even me sef |
simplemach: MadManTalking: Aregs: cold: onome442: thecommunist:Na wa for una ohhh!!! Na real wa! Space boookers like land grabbers! ![]() |
DjHypno: Motolank: thecommunist: damilolammm:Na wa for una ohhh!!! Na real wa! Space boookers like land grabbers! ![]() |
I'm sure this photo was taken at Richard Quest's Hotel room cooling down his leaking overstretched anus ![]() You know say man must wack wetin dey hungry am |
I hope those that invited him to Nigeria also used Bobrisky to 'Wedge Kola' for him ![]() You know say man must chop wetin man dey chop ![]() |
So they now sell Oil Blocks (or is it Oil Blocs) on Nairaland now ![]() |
Finally women can sleep at home in peace when he says he's working late or traveling out on a business trip ![]()
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koolg:Hmmm! This one's craze is strong! No contest! |
TRADEMARK:Do you mean if we can fornicate and get along?! ![]() |
The younger Adeleke said, during a press conference at the senator’s home, that the report of the autopsy carried out on the deceased would be out in one to two weeks. So why beating the gun this early?! ![]() |
Only in Nigeria a mole on a girl's face is believed to add beauty ![]() She has also used heavy make up to hide those 2 large ridges under her eyes! I'm not beefing her sha, God knows ![]()
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achieverme:Transcript of my recent deliverance: Me screaming and moaning during my deliverance..... ![]() Ashhhhh, Owwwwwww, Euuuuuuew, Harder! Harder!! Harder!!!, Bomb it, Tear it apart, Destroy it, Deeper, Awwwwww, Drop it like it's hot, Go deeper, Aww this is good! This is f*cking good! F*ck me deeper!, deeper, deeper!! Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh! This man is real good really, faster! faster, faster, faster, faster.........I'm coming!!! Ohh my god |
ifyalways:How did you find out? Is she your sister?! |
achieverme:I'd really love to Daddy! I hold an Advanced Diploma (AD) in Cap Polishing and a Post Graduate Diploma (PGD) in Doggy Froggy. I am also currently running a Part-Time Masters Degree Programme in Clitoral Chemistry ![]() |
Tenim47:Why are you not using your brain again sef?! |
stamapro:I meant spiritual paternity test! |
anochuko01:Me screaming and moaning during my deliverance..... ![]() Ashhhhh, Owwwwwww, Euuuuuuew, Harder! Harder!! Harder!!!, Bomb it, Tear it apart, Destroy it, Deeper, Awwwwww, Drop it like it's hot, Go deeper, Aww this is good! This is f*cking good! F*ck me deeper!, deeper, deeper!! Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh! This man is real good really, faster! faster, faster, faster, faster.........I'm coming!!! Ohh my god ![]() |
See who is calling people a**holes ![]() Ashawo kobo-kobo ![]()
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darol4real:Can you be my daddy?! I can do anything you ask me to do to you |
This one should not be confused by our young ones as a role model even in a utopic world devoid of morals You keep bleeping without a condom all because you have the money to pay child support ![]() 2face tried it and eventually regretted! Small rich BOY without SENSE ![]() |
darol4real:Your father?! My brother ever heard of paternity test ![]() |
You just killed this innocent child No such ritual exists to produce money over night to a lazy fool! African Magic been deceiving idiots since 1990 |
FTC finally after 2years of waiting! I dedicate this achievement to these 2 Brazilians that will only get media trial and later secretly bribe our NDLEA, Police and Customs who will eventually collectively agree to disagree on this matter and release the accused to quietly return back to Brazil to continue their trade I also dedicate this FTC to all my Igbo brothers that have been executed in Malaysia, Philippines, China and UAE for drug trafficking without proper trial and Legal representation |
So somebori should not die again?! |
The Witches of her village have fallen to the wizardry of the Indian Doctors ![]() |
It is no longer news that the self-acclaimed leader of The Independent People Of Biafra (IPOD) was today granted bail by the High Court in Abuja to enable him seek medical attention. The bail is however to be perfected under VERY difficult conditions which I personally think he may not be able to meet anytime soon which may imply his continued detention at Kuje prison till 'maybe' 2019 when his release will be used as a political bargaining chip with Eastern voters. Among the conditions are the following and my opinion highlighted; 1. Three (3) persons to stand surety for him to include the following; (a) A Serving Senator: The Senate is currently in mourning over the death of Senator Adeleke and they are also still battling the Presidency on serious political and corruption related matters especially Saraki's continued trial at the CCT and Magu's non-confirmation. I pity the future of the Senator that will be bold enough to stand surety for a supposed secessionist like Nnamdi Kanu who is standing trial for Treason! I may be wrong but does APGA currently have any representation at the Senate? (b) A Prominent Igbo Leader: This might not be a real problem but it will be left for the court to define and qualify the word 'Prominent' and even 'Leader' (c) A Jewish Leader: How on earth will Nnamdi Kanu get a Jewish Leader to stand surety for him in Nigeria? Judaism is not a constitutionally recognized religion in Nigeria except IPOD quickly imports a Jewish Leader from Israel. Kanu always dresses like a Jew ONLY to attract sympathy from the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to recognise Biafra and not because he practices the religion. Igbos have claimed lineage to Jews for over 100years now but have never been recognised by Israel as real Jews! 2. N100Million Surety from the 3 people: In this era of the EFCC discovering hidden cash in abandoned buildings, graves and soak away pits who will want to voluntarily expose themselves or their source of wealth to Magu for investigation?! 3. One must possess a landed property in Abuja: For the same reason as above! 4. His international passport (plus VISAS of course) will NOT be released to him: Nnamdi Kanu vehemently claims he is fighting for the freedom of a whole nation (Biafra). Seizing his passport is like taking his freedom and I do not believe he will agree to this. Moreover, he gathered more followers while he was out of the country to support his fight. The man might also require his passport to travel abroad for proper medical attention. 5. He is NOT to be seen granting press interviews: This will ONLY happen if he has finally and maybe cowardly agreed a deal with the Federal Government to FORGET about Biafra completely! The Nnamdi Kanu we observed these past years in court may NEVER agree to shelve the Biafra idea except maybe when dead! 6. He is NOT to be seen in a crowd of more than 10 persons: For the same reason as above! 7. The bail does NOT cover his 2 other co-accused and they will continue to remain in jail: Nnamdi Kanu is solidarity will NOT want to leave behind his co-accused in Kuje prison to continue eating what some call 'watery beans' while he enjoys his freedom as a FREE MAN! Nelson Mandela NEVER left any of his co-freedom fighters in JAIL!!! Please feel free to comment constructively. Softwerk Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44
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Sorry i'm replying late but 'You'll find more HIV infections in 'Runs Girls who are some innocent dudes 'Serious Girlfriend' than in the so-called confirmed prostitutes' Ask me why? ![]() |
Is it dead ![]() Why did you kill it ![]() This would have been a befitting pet for Buratai.....I saw his selfie earlier today with a 'millipede' as pet ![]() |
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