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RomanceNigerian Man Celebrates His 70th Birthday With Adorable Photos by softwerk(op): 6:12pm On May 06, 2017
A Nigerian man celebrates his 70th Birthday with his 7 sons and their wives in these adorable and romantic pics kiss







Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

RomanceRe: Nigerian p©rnStar, King Tblak Reveals How Much He Pays His Girls by softwerk(f): 2:54pm On May 05, 2017
This one taya even me sef cry
CrimeRe: Baby In Celestial Church Garment Abandoned By A Refuse Dump In Lagos (Photos) by softwerk(f): 11:40am On Apr 27, 2017
simplemach:
Cele baby
MadManTalking:
.
Aregs:
Very bad
cold:
So sad
onome442:
omg
thecommunist:
hmmmmm
Na wa for una ohhh!!! Na real wa! shocked

Space boookers like land grabbers! angry
CrimeRe: Baby In Celestial Church Garment Abandoned By A Refuse Dump In Lagos (Photos) by softwerk(f): 11:37am On Apr 27, 2017
DjHypno:
Sad
Motolank:
What
thecommunist:
hmmmmm
damilolammm:
shocked
Na wa for una ohhh!!! Na real wa! shocked

Space boookers like land grabbers! angry
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Shared Photos Chilling In His Bathtub With A Glass Of Wine by softwerk(f): 10:28am On Apr 27, 2017
I'm sure this photo was taken at Richard Quest's Hotel room cooling down his leaking overstretched anus grin

You know say man must wack wetin dey hungry amkiss
CelebritiesRe: CNN Reporter, Richard Quest And Mo Abudu Jog On Lekki-ikoyi Link Bridge (photos) by softwerk(f): 10:24am On Apr 27, 2017
I hope those that invited him to Nigeria also used Bobrisky to 'Wedge Kola' for him grin

You know say man must chop wetin man dey chop grin
PropertiesRe: Oil Blocks For Sale In Nigeria by softwerk(f): 10:27pm On Apr 26, 2017
So they now sell Oil Blocks (or is it Oil Blocs) on Nairaland now cool huh
RomanceFinally Out!!!...This Was Invented For Cheating Husbands (Photo) by softwerk(op): 5:38pm On Apr 26, 2017
Finally women can sleep at home in peace when he says he's working late or traveling out on a business trip grin

CelebritiesRe: Davido: "Imade's Little Sister Would Be Born In Two Weeks" by softwerk(f): 5:25pm On Apr 26, 2017
koolg:
All these hypocrites
Are you not having sex outside marriage??
How're you better than him??

Is it your fukk or your condom??
How much more sense do you possess??
Disgusting
Hmmm!

This one's craze is strong!

No contest!
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Father Beheads His Son, Chops Off His Legs For Money Ritual (Graphic) by softwerk(f): 4:27pm On Apr 26, 2017
TRADEMARK:
Babe pls are you single, am a caring comfortable guy, can we see if we can communicate and get along....?
Do you mean if we can fornicate and get along?! huh
PoliticsRe: My Brother Wasnt Murdered:- Davido's Father Lament by softwerk(f): 4:14pm On Apr 26, 2017
The younger Adeleke said, during a press conference at the senator’s home, that the report of the autopsy carried out on the deceased would be out in one to two weeks.

So why beating the gun this early?! angry
CelebritiesRe: Debie-Rise Commissions New Borehole In Kogi (Photos) by softwerk(f):
Only in Nigeria a mole on a girl's face is believed to add beauty undecided

She has also used heavy make up to hide those 2 large ridges under her eyes!

I'm not beefing her sha, God knows undecided

Christianity EtcRe: Comedians Shouldn't Be Allowed To Perform In Churches - Lagos Pastor (Video) by softwerk(f): 4:02pm On Apr 26, 2017
achieverme:
I can be your daddy. I won't ask for something more than massaging me after ministration. I may also wanna give u some internal purging from the back once in a while
Transcript of my recent deliverance:

Me screaming and moaning during my deliverance..... kiss grin tongue

Ashhhhh, Owwwwwww, Euuuuuuew, Harder! Harder!! Harder!!!, Bomb it, Tear it apart, Destroy it, Deeper, Awwwwww, Drop it like it's hot, Go deeper, Aww this is good! This is f*cking good! F*ck me deeper!, deeper, deeper!! Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh! This man is real good really, faster! faster, faster, faster, faster.........I'm coming!!! Ohh my god kiss
CelebritiesRe: The Lady Pictured With Peter Okoye In A Hotel In Owerri Reacts, Blasts Bloggers by softwerk(f): 4:00pm On Apr 26, 2017
ifyalways:
This is actually not her undecided
How did you find out? Is she your sister?!
Christianity EtcRe: Comedians Shouldn't Be Allowed To Perform In Churches - Lagos Pastor (Video) by softwerk(f): 3:57pm On Apr 26, 2017
achieverme:
I can be your daddy. I won't ask for something more than massaging me after ministration. I may also wanna give u some internal purging from the back once in a while
I'd really love to Daddy! I hold an Advanced Diploma (AD) in Cap Polishing and a Post Graduate Diploma (PGD) in Doggy Froggy. I am also currently running a Part-Time Masters Degree Programme in Clitoral Chemistry grin
CelebritiesRe: The Lady Pictured With Peter Okoye In A Hotel In Owerri Reacts, Blasts Bloggers by softwerk(f): 3:49pm On Apr 26, 2017
Tenim47:
youre the real HOLE
Why are you not using your brain again sef?! shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Comedians Shouldn't Be Allowed To Perform In Churches - Lagos Pastor (Video) by softwerk(f): 3:47pm On Apr 26, 2017
stamapro:
yeah his FATHER, I presume u r nt undastanding him...
I meant spiritual paternity test!
Christianity EtcRe: Comedians Shouldn't Be Allowed To Perform In Churches - Lagos Pastor (Video) by softwerk(f): 1:21pm On Apr 26, 2017
anochuko01:
o you spirit of Tboss operating through this body, I cast you out in the name of Jesus Christ!!
you're free in Jesus name!
Me screaming and moaning during my deliverance..... kiss grin tongue

Ashhhhh, Owwwwwww, Euuuuuuew, Harder! Harder!! Harder!!!, Bomb it, Tear it apart, Destroy it, Deeper, Awwwwww, Drop it like it's hot, Go deeper, Aww this is good! This is f*cking good! F*ck me deeper!, deeper, deeper!! Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh! This man is real good really, faster! faster, faster, faster, faster.........I'm coming!!! Ohh my god cheesy
CelebritiesRe: The Lady Pictured With Peter Okoye In A Hotel In Owerri Reacts, Blasts Bloggers by softwerk(f): 11:39am On Apr 26, 2017
See who is calling people a**holes huh

Ashawo kobo-kobo angry

Christianity EtcRe: Comedians Shouldn't Be Allowed To Perform In Churches - Lagos Pastor (Video) by softwerk(f): 11:37am On Apr 26, 2017
darol4real:
my Dear, there is a spiritual father for every child of God that want to fulfill destiny in life......locate yours
Can you be my daddy?! I can do anything you ask me to do to you kiss
CelebritiesRe: Davido: "Imade's Little Sister Would Be Born In Two Weeks" by softwerk(f): 11:28am On Apr 26, 2017
This one should not be confused by our young ones as a role model even in a utopic world devoid of morals sad shocked

You keep bleeping without a condom all because you have the money to pay child support huh

2face tried it and eventually regretted! Small rich BOY without SENSE sad
Christianity EtcRe: Comedians Shouldn't Be Allowed To Perform In Churches - Lagos Pastor (Video) by softwerk(f): 11:21am On Apr 26, 2017
darol4real:
That is my father against it.......Rev. Olusola Areogun
Your father?!

My brother ever heard of paternity test huh
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Father Beheads His Son, Chops Off His Legs For Money Ritual (Graphic) by softwerk(f): 11:18am On Apr 26, 2017
You just killed this innocent child cry

No such ritual exists to produce money over night to a lazy fool!

African Magic been deceiving idiots since 1990 cry
CrimeRe: Two Brazilians Arrested In Lagos For Carrying 23 Kilos Of Cocaine (pictured) by softwerk(f): 11:00pm On Apr 25, 2017
FTC finally after 2years of waiting! cry

I dedicate this achievement to these 2 Brazilians that will only get media trial and later secretly bribe our NDLEA, Police and Customs who will eventually collectively agree to disagree on this matter and release the accused to quietly return back to Brazil to continue their trade cry

I also dedicate this FTC to all my Igbo brothers that have been executed in Malaysia, Philippines, China and UAE for drug trafficking without proper trial and Legal representation cry
PoliticsRe: Symphatizers Accuse Sen Bukola Saraki Of Killing Senator Adeleke(video) by softwerk(f): 10:52pm On Apr 25, 2017
So somebori should not die again?! cry
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Halima Abubakar's Fibroid Operation by softwerk(f): 10:49pm On Apr 25, 2017
The Witches of her village have fallen to the wizardry of the Indian Doctors sad
PoliticsWhy Nnamdi Kanu May Remain In Jail Till 2019!!! by softwerk(op):
It is no longer news that the self-acclaimed leader of The Independent People Of Biafra (IPOD) was today granted bail by the High Court in Abuja to enable him seek medical attention.

The bail is however to be perfected under VERY difficult conditions which I personally think he may not be able to meet anytime soon which may imply his continued detention at Kuje prison till 'maybe' 2019 when his release will be used as a political bargaining chip with Eastern voters.

Among the conditions are the following and my opinion highlighted;

1. Three (3) persons to stand surety for him to include the following;

(a) A Serving Senator:

The Senate is currently in mourning over the death of Senator Adeleke and they are also still battling the Presidency on serious political and corruption related matters especially Saraki's continued trial at the CCT and Magu's non-confirmation. I pity the future of the Senator that will be bold enough to stand surety for a supposed secessionist like Nnamdi Kanu who is standing trial for Treason! I may be wrong but does APGA currently have any representation at the Senate?

(b) A Prominent Igbo Leader:

This might not be a real problem but it will be left for the court to define and qualify the word 'Prominent' and even 'Leader'

(c) A Jewish Leader:

How on earth will Nnamdi Kanu get a Jewish Leader to stand surety for him in Nigeria? Judaism is not a constitutionally recognized religion in Nigeria except IPOD quickly imports a Jewish Leader from Israel. Kanu always dresses like a Jew ONLY to attract sympathy from the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to recognise Biafra and not because he practices the religion. Igbos have claimed lineage to Jews for over 100years now but have never been recognised by Israel as real Jews!

2. N100Million Surety from the 3 people:

In this era of the EFCC discovering hidden cash in abandoned buildings, graves and soak away pits who will want to voluntarily expose themselves or their source of wealth to Magu for investigation?!

3. One must possess a landed property in Abuja:

For the same reason as above!

4. His international passport (plus VISAS of course) will NOT be released to him:

Nnamdi Kanu vehemently claims he is fighting for the freedom of a whole nation (Biafra). Seizing his passport is like taking his freedom and I do not believe he will agree to this. Moreover, he gathered more followers while he was out of the country to support his fight. The man might also require his passport to travel abroad for proper medical attention.

5. He is NOT to be seen granting press interviews:

This will ONLY happen if he has finally and maybe cowardly agreed a deal with the Federal Government to FORGET about Biafra completely! The Nnamdi Kanu we observed these past years in court may NEVER agree to shelve the Biafra idea except maybe when dead!

6. He is NOT to be seen in a crowd of more than 10 persons:

For the same reason as above!

7. The bail does NOT cover his 2 other co-accused and they will continue to remain in jail:

Nnamdi Kanu is solidarity will NOT want to leave behind his co-accused in Kuje prison to continue eating what some call 'watery beans' while he enjoys his freedom as a FREE MAN!

Nelson Mandela NEVER left any of his co-freedom fighters in JAIL!!!


Please feel free to comment constructively.

Softwerk

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

RomanceRe: Babes, Can You Date Guy Who Slept With Prostitute, Guys Can You Marry Ex Harlot? by softwerk(f): 3:10pm On Apr 25, 2017
Sorry i'm replying late but 'You'll find more HIV infections in 'Runs Girls who are some innocent dudes 'Serious Girlfriend' than in the so-called confirmed prostitutes'

Ask me why? sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Python Killed In My Compound (photos) by softwerk(f): 3:04pm On Apr 25, 2017
Is it dead huh

Why did you kill it huh

This would have been a befitting pet for Buratai.....I saw his selfie earlier today with a 'millipede' as pet angry

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