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Well that's not real on your DP,

Try me!

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WHY I HATE NAIRALAND!!!

140 comments with 54100 views yet I didn't make FP?!

Seun, Lalasticlala and Mynd44 you guys will never go unpunished!

Wetin I do una now

OdikwaRisky:
It's just lyrics. Many musicians have that sort of lyrics in their songs(e.g Kanye) and nobody has died in their concerts
The song is just about Ariana staying over at her boyfriend's place and getting thoroughly and properly fuûked all night and day to the extent that she can't walk well again(walking side to side)

Weldone Mr Interpreter

Somebody sing say she and Devil sign agreement for night and you are Okay with that?!

Check out my new signature guys:

I Love Seun But Also Have A Crush On Lalasticlala! Please Who Should I Serve My Fresh 'Kpomo' Wen Get Side Mirror To First?!

RIP Prince James Uche

But burial 12months after death?!

Later pussy-hawkers slay queens in Nollywood be flying private upandan!!!

Guys i'm no conspiracy theorist but I cannot but be curious about the lyrics of Ariana Grande's hit track side-by-side featuring the racy Nicki Minaj where she confessed to making deals with the devil

It's no longer news that 22 fans of Ariana Grande were murdered and 59 seriously injured in the terrorist bombing at the end of her musical concert in Manchester 2 nights ago!?

Does the lyrics of her hit-track below suggests a conspiracy?!

I reserve my comment for my fellow concerned Nairalanders.

Sadly

Softwerk


ARIANA GRANDE LYRICS

"Side To Side"
(feat. Nicki Minaj)

I've been there all night, Ariana
I've been there all day, Nicki Minaj
And boy, got me walkin' side to side
Let them hoes know

I'm talkin' to ya
See you standing over there with your body
Feeling like I wanna rock with your body
And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ('bout nothin')
I'm comin' at ya
'Cause I know you got a bad reputation
Doesn't matter, 'cause you give me temptation
And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ('bout nothin')

These friends keep talkin' way too much
Say I should give you up
Can't hear them, no, 'cause I...

I've been there all night
I've been there all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side
I've been there all night
I've been there all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side (side to side)

Been tryna hide it
Baby, what's it gonna hurt if they don't know?
Makin' everybody think that we solo
Just as long as you know you got me (you got me)
And boy I got ya
'Cause tonight I'm making deals with the devil
And I know it's gonna get me in trouble
Just as long as you know you got me

These friends keep talkin' way too much
Say I should give you up
Can't hear them, no, 'cause I...

I've been there all night
I've been there all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side (side to side)
I've been there all night
(Been there all night, baby)
I've been there all day
(Been there all day, baby)
And boy, got me walkin' side to side (side to side)

This the new style with the fresh type of flow
Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle
Come true yo, get you this type of blow
If you wanna Minaj I got a tricycle

All these bitches, flows is my mini-me
Body smoking, so they call me young Nicki chimney
Rappers in they feelings 'cause they feelin' me
Uh, I-I give zero bleeps and I got zero chill in me
Kissing me, copped the blue box that say Tiffany
Curry with the shot, just tell 'em to call me Stephanie
Gun pop and I make my gum pop
I'm the queen of rap, young Ariana run pop

These friends keep talkin' way too much
Say I should give him up
Can't hear them, no, 'cause I...

I've been there all night
I've been there all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side (side to side)
I've been there all night
(Been there all night, baby)
I've been there all day
(Been there all day, baby)
Boy, got me walkin' side to side (side to side)

This the new style with the fresh type of flow
Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle
Come true yo, get you this type of blow
If you wanna Minaj I got a tricycle

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/arianagrande/sidetoside.html

Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44

According to several studies conducted by leading doctors, medical and experts deaths during consensual sex account for approximately 0.6% of all sudden deaths.
Here are a few ways this can happen.

1. Cardiac Arrest
A study conducted by a leading American medical journal has revealed that each additional hour of sexual activity per week resulted in an increased risk of 2-3 myocardial infarctions (heart attacks) and one sudden cardiac death per 10,000 person.

2. Haemorrhage
Experts say that indulging in sexual intercourse can trigger a subarachnoid haemorrhage i.e. is bleeding into the subarachnoid space—the area between the arachnoid membrane and the pia mater surrounding the brain via the Valsalva maneuver. The Valsalva maneuver is performed by moderately forceful attempted exhalation against a closed airway, usually done by closing one's mouth, pinching one's nose shut while pressing out as if blowing up a balloon.

3. Infidelity
A study also found that the "deceased is usually married; he is not with a spouse and in unfamiliar surroundings," and death usually occurs after "a big meal with alcohol." So, men who were unfaithful were significantly more likely than those who were faithful to experience severe or fatal cardiac events during sex. A related study seemed to support the death during extramarital sex theory. Fourteen of the 20 cases of coital death, happened during an affair. "Dying in the saddle" is another popular euphemism for death during sex.

4. Sex Drugs
Viagra use has been linked to sudden cardiovascular death during sexual activity among elderly or otherwise infirm men. Researchers also say that prescription or recreational drugs, such as cocaine can also possibly contribute to unexpected deaths during consensual sex.

http://pulse.ng/hotpulse/sudden-death-4-ways-sex-can-kill-you-id5206295.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=hotpulse&utm_content=m-over18-mnf-nc&utm_campaign=cat-dating

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

I just dropped the idiot a piece of my mind on Facebook! Please drop yours tonight!

Lebanese Embassy, please return this monkey back to Lebanon

heykims:
Hmm it's good giving ur own side of the story..
But sir, u acknowledged that she's just a friend on facebook (most likely a random one) and whatsapp. This means u got attracted to her on facebook and then got her contact through whatever means to assess her on whatsapp..
Them hmm hmmm (clearing throat), someone just thieved ur phone and continued from where u stopped...

My favourite quote: What I hate much more than a lie is an unintelligent lie..

This man is further calling us monkeys to expect that we'll believe this trash!

Dear Future Husband,

Politics in our dear country is DO or DIE and not meant for the faint-hearted!

They kill themselves simply because one group of people prefer the umbrella to the broom!

I'll rather drink Garri and manage your minimum wage of N18,000 per month than loose you to these savages called political thugs!

Yours Truly,

Softwerk (Your Future Wife)

NB: While you are there stupidly forming baddest guy ever liveth, some small-small boys are now drilling crude oil from your well after the bore-hole

For the abs and cassava!

For his innocent mother that joyfully did naming ceremony and child dedication for him!!!

NwaObinkita:
Tonto has 357 evil spirits.

But wait ohh!

Between Tontolet and Freeze who has more Evil Spirits?!

I meant mean evil spirits?!

Don't worry Sir!

There's absolutely no need for an explanation, we didn't believe you the first time

The Police is your friend!

Trust them, they will always have their own version of a story discrediting 1000 eye witnesses

I knew it!

Sorry

Ok

Una weldone!

Ok

Weldone!

Ok

Thank You!

Long story! Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

I really hate to sound negatively different but with all the media hype on this union that should have been a private matter now turned public debate; It will take the Grace of God for these 2 lovebirds to last longer that 3years in this marriage

Publicity is sweet but I pray they take correction and embrace moderation early enough or they will never have any privacy in their marriage!!!

Too many cooks spoil the broth

A goat that is being fed by too many people usually dies of hunger

I really hate to sound negatively different but with all the media hype on this union that should have been a private matter now turned public debate; It will take the Grace of God for these 2 lovebirds to last longer that 3years in this marriage

Publicity is sweet but I pray they take correction and embrace moderation early enough or they will never have any privacy in their marriage!!!

Too many cooks spoil the broth

A goat that is being fed by too many people usually dies of hunger

Oya womb watchers over to you

YungJo207:
Love is the air.

What is this one saying?