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[1:21 PM, 5/19/2026] Uncle akamde: Good afternoon sir ,I m doing ok by his grace .How are you Sir
Great we bless God Almighty
[1:21 PM, 5/19/2026] Uncle akamde: Hope all is well at your end
[1:21 PM, 5/19/2026] Uncle akamde: Please There is something I would like you to do for me very urgent
[1:23 PM, 5/19/2026] Bobby: Please There is something I would like you to do for me very urgent
Ok sir please let me know
[1:24 PM, 5/19/2026] Uncle akamde: I want to transfer money to someone in Nigeria very urgent and am having network issues from my bank, should I send the person details directly so you help me send it to the person the sum of 720k I will definitely refund it back later today once my network is stable
[1:38 PM, 5/19/2026] Bobby: Please sir don't be offended I just want to be sure that I m talking to you
[1:41 PM, 5/19/2026] Uncle akamde: Tokunbo you're talking to Solomon akande
[1:48 PM, 5/19/2026] Bobby: Ok sir ,I can afford 500k
[2:16 PM, 5/19/2026] Uncle akamde: I really appreciate
[2:16 PM, 5/19/2026] Uncle akamde: ACCOUNT NUMBER: 8296971749
ACCOUNT NAME: AINOGHENE DENNIS
BANK: WEMA BANK
[2:26 PM, 5/19/2026] Bobby: Mr Dennis nice try ,you hacked my uncle's account to defraud his contacts ,nice try I ve been on the streets too long to fall for this

Beware of WhatsApp scammer Ainoghene Dennis,wema bank 8296971749.He hacks WhatsApp accounts and try to scam people on the contact list .He almost tricked me .Be careful guys

Welcome to my world .I regret my marriage with all my heart.My wife is the most stubborn,selfish and arrogant person in the history of huiman creation .It is to the point that i m considering suicide as my only way out ,I thought about moving back to Nigeria from Canada but i just cant leave my kids especially my son (whom unfortunately is autistic).Sometimes i feel God created me purposely to punish me .Imagine feeling scared to go home from work ,i m working 6 days a week just to stay away from a house that i m paying for .I ve been quietly sending my money back to Nigeria just in case she files for divorce and hopefully i can rebuild my life in Nigeria when the inevitable happens .If anyone can please suggests a reliable business i can do with 50million in nigeria that would be great

I dont mean to sound selfish but this is good news for the diaspora.This is the time to buy properties in Nigeria

Intro Tech
Mr osundina ,Loyola College Ibadan

Nigerians in diaspora suddenly became millionaires thanks to the inflated exchange rate

I have not traveled to Nigeria in 7 years but I keep up with events in Nigeria thanks to social media. A childhood friend called me from Nigeria on Friday. He was crying and lamenting about the situation of things in Nigeria, he informed me that his kids had nothing to eat,I quickly sent 100K to him but to my surprise, I didn't hear from him again.I wonder if he was offended by the 100k, are things terrible to the extent that 100k is valueless to some people? The least he can do is say thank you.
My next question is,I have approximately 110 million naira, I m seriously considering moving back to Nigeria or the Benin republic but the same friend dissuaded me not to relocate back to Nigeria . Folks, advise those of us who hate living overseas with passion, how much is enough to live a decent life in Nigeria? I already owned a home in ibadan,

Hello Fellow Nairalanders,

Hi, I m Nigerian and I reside in Toronto, I used to work for a major financial but was let go in 2020 , finding a similar job with the same pay has been a herculean task, I have managed to raise $74000 and I already have a house in Ibadan and I m wondering if I should return to Nigeria and start a business, the truth is there is really no place like home,you might think I m crazy but I envy my friends living in Nigeria.I don't expect anyone to believe me but if you have a good job in Nigeria please stay there , it's hard to enjoy japa life if you are not a doctor, nurse, or Yahoo boy. The harsh reality of life is things are getting tougher, especially with the huge influx of Indians in the past ten years which drove up the cost of everything,.back to my question, my plan is to start a business with at least 10 million, keep the rest in the bank just in case things don't work and I have to run back to Canada. But sincerely my sojourn in Canada is over and for those that think I m crazy, i would gladly give you my Canadian passport,come and experience the real diaspora life

Hey if you are in Toronto please link up .I feel your pain .I have 3 nigerian families in my neighbourhood in scarborough

Whatever you do, stay away from OAU. Pretty much any course will humble even the brightest students and the professors pride themselves in making students' lives difficult.

Please dont do it.That shit wrecked my life

My wife cheated on me when i lost my job ,thank God for a nairalander in Canada that hook me up with a much better job.I dont ever want to be a woman again

I m always wondering how yahoo boys make money,i lived in Canada for over 20 years and i have only one duplex in ibadan to my name..I m shocked and bewildered by the extravagant lifestyle of these boys

BCH 303.OAU.OAU biochemistry department is full of sadists and they lived up to their reputation during this exam.I had arrangements with my G7 boys , unfortunately, this SU invigilator just dabaru our plans,thank God i already had plans to japa out of Nigeria

Johnboom:
Bot 203 (genetic)in great Ife.

I had the same course,I believe it's biometry or something,I just write whatever in the same exam,I was surprised I passed

May the almighty God bless all of you, thank you all for your encouragement. Please if anyone is in Toronto please reach out to me, it will go a long way in helping me, I m too humiliated to call my friends and siblings because they all warned me but I refused to listen to their advice. I m trying my best not to give in to the temptation of retaliating against this jezebel, the anger is consuming me .

Hi fellow Nairalanders, I want to share my story with you. I have been living in Canada for over 20 years, unfortunately, a Nigerian girl whom I love very much broke my heart in 2005, I was disillusioned and almost died from the depression. In 2007, my father, God rest his soul decided to introduce me to his doctor, a fresh graduate of the nation's premier university. I instantly fell in love with her, we would talk for hours, my phone bill was astronomical, unfortunately, in 2008 I was arrested in a caribean country for attempted smuggling. My wife patiently waited for me till I got out in 2012. We got married and had a daughter, but because of my criminal past, I could not sponsor my wife and daughter till 2019, so I had to travel to Nigeria every year to visit them.
To cut the long story short, i spent almost 15K dollars altogether, everything was great in the beginning but then I lost my 60k a year job in 2020 and that was the beginning of the end of my marriage. My wife would leave home for two days claiming she's working overtime, she would cook for my daughter but not for me , we longer communicate in the house, she refuses to contribute anything towards mortgage or bills because according to her, it's man's job to pay for everything even though I m only making minimum wage working as a concierge. A particular guy drops her off every time she goes to work and when i asked her who he is , she went into a tirade questioning my rights to question her.I tolerated her effrontery till three weeks ago when she was boldly telling a guy she loves him right in front of me . I lost my cool and I ended up in jail for 3 days . Right now I m not allowed to go back to the house or contact my daughter whom she now claims is not mine .I have decided to return to Nigeria with the 25k left in my account,i cant go back to prison again because prisoners often targets anyone accused of harming a woman or a child. I'm appealing to anyone to please hook me up with a job or any hustle in Nigeria.

1 vs 1

OAU white house is hell on earth ,dont even think about geology and biochemistry..I was a below average student at OAU ,but I was hailed as a genius by my classmates at Ryerson University in Toronto.One of my lecturers at OAU failed me because I had the audacity to walk out of the class to ease myself. I pleaded with him yet he still failed me,some of my classmates spent 7 years for a 4 years program

OAU white house is hello on earth ,dont even think about geology and biochemistry..I was a below average student at OAU ,but I hailed as a genius by my classmates at Ryerson University in Toronto.One of my lecturers at OAU failed me because I had the audacity to walk out of the class to ease myself. I pleaded with him yet he still failed me,some of my classmates spent 7 years for a 4 years program

I could relate,i drop out of school twice ,first time in Nigeria,second time in Canada,i went back at age 40 ,by God's grace i will be graduating next year.People ,lets help this guy,please

Yahoo boys new status symbol

Here i am complaining about living in Scarborough in Canada

[quote author=surebona post=96700014]Please I need assistance, how can I survive a heartbreak from a relationship of over 6yrs. She was basically my friend, sister and girlfriend. I am not in a good state of mind. All I need is help and hope that I will survive this. Please help me. Even if it's one reply that can help me I will be very grateful
Get another woman and shift your focus to making money

[quote author=Xixtie post=94765206]Another round of depression for the failed noise maker.
RIP gallant man.[/quo

Haba now ,have some decency

The cost of living in Switzerland is ridiculously high ,my brother makes $80000 a year working for a law firm in Zurich yet he's barely surviving

SATANNIST:
they came to rob an my landlord daughter was in my room watching bbn last year. na so them enter begin scream, i tell them to calm down and take anything them want. na so them collect my watch, fones and some cash. before we knew it, the ones wey dey outside don release for up because the other neigbour no one comply. soon them change am o, say them wan Bleep the landlord daughter, i beg tire, she wasnt bothered. to my greatest surprise she told me to stop begging. that if all they want is to Bleep, she is down as long as they hurt no one. omo na so arm robbers gbola erect at the sound of that o. these 3 guys came prepared. na so them unleash packets of condoms and begin take turns on this fine bbw girl. to my greatest surprise she was enjoying it and moaning enjoyably. there was one particular guy with the biggest gbola, after everyone took turns and came, she wanted ore of this big gbola, na so she begin stroke am. before u know it, that one don mount am doggie. come see moaning again. that is how it went o. las las the return all they took from us and left. yes after all that , i took my own share and i have been fucking her till i parked out due to constant arm robbery attacks

You watch too much porn

Law abiding Nigerians need to arm themselves with firearms ,that's the only way to combat armed robbery,everyone should have the opportunity and the ability to defend himself or herself against these criminals .I armed myself to the teeth anytime i travel to Nigeria(Ak 47 with 300 rounds and my dependable Glock 19) ,whomever try to rob me will not go unscathed ,i refused to allow anybody to rob me or rape my wife or my daughter.I'm a christian but there is nothing wrong with stuffs like odeshi ,I have one and i never go anywhere without it .In Nigeria ,you are either a prey or a predator,the choice is yours

Unity school just like youth service is a nice concept in the right environment but it has done nothing to bring Nigerians together.Glad i went to Loyola College ,Ibadan

Yeye policeman

Anytime I travel to Nigeria, I never inform anybody that I m coming, I always have firearms with me even I go to the church .Never stay out late and I avoid friends that I haven't seen for a long time