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Religion / Re: Muslim Man Entered A Catholic Church In Canada And Prayed (Video, Photos) by SolMaximus: 3:16pm On Jan 29
GO TO MOSQUE
PRAY USING A ROMAN SALUTE
HAIL HITLER
WALK AWAY

ITS ALL LEGAL

Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Arrested Attempting To Use His Girlfriend For Ritual Money (video) by SolMaximus: 11:43pm On Jan 23
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Food / Re: How Are You Coping With The Rising Cost Of Food Commodities? by SolMaximus: 11:38pm On Jan 23
LETS GO

Romance / Re: Gambian "Baddie" Bride Passes Her Virginity Test. Gets Cash Gift by SolMaximus: 5:09pm On Jan 18
all failures forced to undergo intense vagina steaming and under carriage re-tightening

Crime / Re: New Drug Turning People Into Zombies In Sierra Leone (video) by SolMaximus: 4:44am On Jan 08
JUST SMOKED KUSH

THEN I WAS LIKE

Crime / Re: Special Ajiri: Missing 17-Year-Old Girl Found In Lagos by SolMaximus: 3:04am On Jan 06
see

Crime / Re: Special Ajiri: Missing 17-Year-Old Girl Found In Lagos by SolMaximus: 3:03am On Jan 06
Blackfire:
Click like if you know she went to collect d***i*ck



Click share if you know she was kidnapped







The people have spoken

guy what about ufos, the aliens could like black girls
Religion / Re: Prophecy For 2024 From Celica Church of Christ by SolMaximus: 11:51pm On Jan 01
LETS HAVE ANGELS

Family / Re: What Was Your Embarrassing Moments In 2023. by SolMaximus: 11:46pm On Jan 01
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STRAWBERRY JAM ON TUXEDO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Food / Re: See Variety Of Nigerian Soups. (pictures) by SolMaximus: 7:06pm On Dec 28, 2023
OMG your food is TOO WEIRD

NO SOUP FOR ME

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Religion / Re: All Demons Are Male Gender by SolMaximus: 7:58am On Dec 27, 2023
How easy can it be?

lets just GET ALL THE MONSTERS IN SOCIETY!

MONSTERS = DEMON POSSESSED

Religion / Re: Uncovering The Mysteries Of Druidism: A Beginner's Guide by SolMaximus: 7:52am On Dec 27, 2023
lets all take druid pills

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Jokes Etc / Youre All Being Krusty The Clown by SolMaximus: 9:46am On Nov 24, 2023
What does it mean to be KRUSTY the CLOWN?

It means PEOPLE are saying youre WEARING WHITE FACE

are YOU WEARING WHITE FACE?

Food / Re: Stakeholders Brainstorm On Curbing Poverty, Hunger Through Global Food Security by SolMaximus: 9:20am On Nov 24, 2023
just become scarface

Family / Re: She Caught Her Husband Red Handed, Cheating. by SolMaximus: 9:06am On Nov 24, 2023
become a cuckqueen

Crime / Re: American Female Teacher Who Raped Male Student For 4 Years Arrested by SolMaximus: 9:04am On Nov 24, 2023
GET THE DEMONS, MONSTERS, AND GHOULS of SOCIETY

THEYRE EVIL

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Hugs Toke Makinwa At Her 38th Birthday Celebration by SolMaximus: 8:57am On Nov 24, 2023
LOOKING FANTASTIC BOSS

Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Not Too Old At 33 - Man Criticizes Double Standard by SolMaximus: 8:55am On Nov 24, 2023
TIME for TONY PILLS

Politics / Re: Pictures & Videos From Thursday's National Economic Council Meeting by SolMaximus: 8:32am On Nov 24, 2023
floating cities/communities

OR

Build the largest submarine ever, and if a flood ever happens, have a really epic escape plan where everyone goes on the sub

Travel / Re: Stop Travelling Abroad Without Proper Documentation, Dabiri-Erewa Warns Nigerian by SolMaximus: 8:08am On Nov 24, 2023
the nazis are returning

Sports / Re: I Was Treated Like A Piece Of Used Material - Vincent Enyeama by SolMaximus: 8:05am On Nov 24, 2023
Lets destroy the demons, monsters, and ghouls

Politics / Re: We’re Bringing A Cancer Screening Hospital, Other Foreign Investments To Delta s by SolMaximus: 8:04am On Nov 24, 2023
cancer is just extraterrestrial (space aliens) insulting the human race/species,

listen lets just treat cancer like a political issue instead of a health issue, like treat it with diplomacy. This will disrupt the insult by the extraterrestrial aliens and even reverse it, we as the human race are not the cancer, the aliens and extraterrestrials are the cancer that has to be removed and destroyed by the human race if we are to ever truly free ourselves.

Politics / Re: City Boy: President Tinubu Looking Dapper, Younger, Suave (picture) by SolMaximus: 1:40am On Aug 21, 2023
VERY HANDSOME!

Religion / Re: What Happens If Lizard Falls On Someone's Head by SolMaximus: 9:13pm On Jul 27, 2023
The workers of Satan are attempting to make a claim, you must bless the forehead and belly with a more powerful holy ritual

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Foreign Affairs / Re: How The Nazis Took Death Camp Lessons From USA: USA Human Gasoline Camp(pic) by SolMaximus: 3:44am On Jul 25, 2023
lets go to Hollow Earth

Religion / Re: Vision Of War 3; Nuclear Destruction Of Cities In America, Russia, Europe And As by SolMaximus: 4:46am On Jul 20, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Hate? You stupid bastard!! You fantasize about millions dying in a nuclear event and I’m the hateful one?

You Christians and all abrahamic types are so warped in the mind that you think your violent fantasies represent love.

I swear, given half a chance I would make that persecution you filth love to claim you’re under a fucking reality.

Gentile my ass. Tell your magic Jew to show up so we can march him to the nearest gas chamber. That way he can die for his own sins and for the sin that is the genocidal sky fairy that sent him. Then he can wake up 2.5 days later and then die again for the sins of the Holy Shit or whatever the third jackass in the trinity is called.

Youre starting African Holocausts because youre one of Satans army and soldiers , you just want people to believe God genocides Africa. Who do you think is responsible for depopulation and suffering in Africa - God, or Satan? Think about it.

So God and Satan have workers for them, extraterrestrial fleets that orbit/observe earth. What the bible refers to as demons and angels are UFO's and think about it - what if heaven is a spaceship?

We have to wake up now as a human race - are you ready to confront and battle God's or Satan's Extraterrestrial Army?

Jokes Etc / Re: Know Your Genotype And What To Do by SolMaximus: 10:19pm On Jul 17, 2023
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Religion / Re: Black People Love To Mock God (There Is No Muslim Jesus) by SolMaximus: 10:16pm On Jul 17, 2023
THATS because SATAN wants BLACK PEOPLE to be DEMONS, and theres NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

why be at spiritual war with demons to further suffering of humanity? Let's instead have PEACE WITH DEMONS!

The human journey must progress...

Religion / Re: Yes, Gay Activists Are After Your Children by SolMaximus: 6:07am On Jul 12, 2023
im building a polly pocket theme park resort for runaway little girls. An app from your daughters smartphone can summon a puppymobile to take her to an airport that proceeds to fly her to Thailand. this is the future and you better get ready

Religion / Re: Mouka’s Secret Occultic Wedding by SolMaximus: 5:45am On Jul 12, 2023
TELL COCA-COLA COLA, NO WAY-NO DAY!
SEND ME PEPSI JESUS, SON of GOD, HOLY LORD!
who is SATAN'S (RED/COCA-COLA) COMPETITOR?
(SYMBOLICALLY BLUE/PEPSI) JESUS

Can JESUS still be a COLA beverage, symbolically speaking?
Yes - what if he returns with wrath and destruction, instead of love and kindness, this time?

Religion / Re: Let Us Create Man In Our Own Image, Who Was God Referring To? by SolMaximus: 5:18am On Jul 12, 2023
What else?

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