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Christianity EtcRe: Did Jesus Ascend Into A UFO? by SolMaximus(op): 9:38pm On Mar 02, 2025
nwakgr8:
Okay, you dont know what ascending and descending are?
Well its a topic of debate. Heres the wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension_of_Jesus

Its been otherwise described as ascension into heaven, into "the clouds", but this all sounds a little suspicious to me. While I certainly believe the event occurred, I sometimes wonder if its an event that humanity has slightly misinterpreted overtime because of religion. What if the ascension of Jesus was really due to incredibly advanced technology or spiritual abilities where he ascends into a spaceship? In the history of humanity we have often described the stars and the universe as "heaven", and I wonder if that is the case here. What if the clouds were emitted by a spaceship to hide it? Or what if the clouds were really just advanced technology that transported Jesus into space, or a spaceship?
Christianity EtcDid Jesus Ascend Into A UFO? by SolMaximus(op): 9:16pm On Mar 02, 2025
When the Bible states that Jesus ascended into "Heaven", is this actually a reference to him ascending into a spaceship?

PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s World Bank Debt May Hit $9.2 Billion As FG Eyes Six Loans by SolMaximus: 6:38pm On Feb 26, 2025
Nuke the World Bank

CrimeRe: Imo Police Recover 4-Year-Old Boy Stolen In Abia, Nab 40-Year-Old Woman by SolMaximus: 4:05pm On Feb 11, 2025
Women are evil.
CrimeRe: Leuven Empire Hotel Owner Sodomises 16-Year-Old Boy : ‘I Had Sex With Him Twice' by SolMaximus: 9:49am On Feb 07, 2025
There is nothing wrong with pounding cute femboys, just as long as everyone consents to it

TravelRe: U.S Bering Airplane Carrying 10 People Dissappears In Alaska (Photos) by SolMaximus: 9:45am On Feb 07, 2025
ITS HAPPENING

I TOLD YOU SO!

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Signs Bill Establishing North Central Development Commission Into Law by SolMaximus: 8:36am On Feb 05, 2025
Is Tinubu working for the NWO

Christianity EtcRe: Muslim Man Entered A Catholic Church In Canada And Prayed (Video, Photos) by SolMaximus: 3:16pm On Jan 29, 2024
GO TO MOSQUE
PRAY USING A ROMAN SALUTE
HAIL HITLER
WALK AWAY

ITS ALL LEGAL

CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Arrested Attempting To Use His Girlfriend For Ritual Money (video) by SolMaximus: 11:43pm On Jan 23, 2024
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FoodRe: How Are You Coping With The Rising Cost Of Food Commodities? by SolMaximus: 11:38pm On Jan 23, 2024
LETS GO

RomanceRe: Gambian "Baddie" Bride Passes Her Virginity Test. Gets Cash Gift by SolMaximus: 5:09pm On Jan 18, 2024
all failures forced to undergo intense vagina steaming and under carriage re-tightening

CrimeRe: New Drug Turning People Into Zombies In Sierra Leone (video) by SolMaximus: 4:44am On Jan 08, 2024
JUST SMOKED KUSH

THEN I WAS LIKE

CrimeRe: Special Ajiri: Missing 17-Year-Old Girl Found In Lagos by SolMaximus: 3:04am On Jan 06, 2024
see

CrimeRe: Special Ajiri: Missing 17-Year-Old Girl Found In Lagos by SolMaximus: 3:03am On Jan 06, 2024
Blackfire:
Click like if you know she went to collect d***i*ck



Click share if you know she was kidnapped







The people have spoken
guy what about ufos, the aliens could like black girls
Christianity EtcRe: Prophecy For 2024 From Celica Church of Christ by SolMaximus: 11:51pm On Jan 01, 2024
LETS HAVE ANGELS

FamilyRe: What Was Your Embarrassing Moments In 2023. by SolMaximus: 11:46pm On Jan 01, 2024
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STRAWBERRY JAM ON TUXEDO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FoodRe: See Variety Of Nigerian Soups. (pictures) by SolMaximus: 7:06pm On Dec 28, 2023
OMG your food is TOO WEIRD

NO SOUP FOR ME

Christianity EtcRe: All Demons Are Male Gender by SolMaximus: 7:58am On Dec 27, 2023
How easy can it be?

lets just GET ALL THE MONSTERS IN SOCIETY!

MONSTERS = DEMON POSSESSED

Christianity EtcRe: Uncovering The Mysteries Of Druidism: A Beginner's Guide by SolMaximus: 7:52am On Dec 27, 2023
lets all take druid pills

Jokes EtcYoure All Being Krusty The Clown by SolMaximus(op): 9:46am On Nov 24, 2023
What does it mean to be KRUSTY the CLOWN?

It means PEOPLE are saying youre WEARING WHITE FACE

are YOU WEARING WHITE FACE?

FoodRe: Stakeholders Brainstorm On Curbing Poverty, Hunger Through Global Food Security by SolMaximus: 9:20am On Nov 24, 2023
just become scarface

FamilyRe: She Caught Her Husband Red Handed, Cheating. by SolMaximus: 9:06am On Nov 24, 2023
become a cuckqueen

CrimeRe: American Female Teacher Who Raped Male Student For 4 Years Arrested by SolMaximus: 9:04am On Nov 24, 2023
GET THE DEMONS, MONSTERS, AND GHOULS of SOCIETY

THEYRE EVIL

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Hugs Toke Makinwa At Her 38th Birthday Celebration by SolMaximus: 8:57am On Nov 24, 2023
LOOKING FANTASTIC BOSS

RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Are Not Too Old At 33 - Man Criticizes Double Standard by SolMaximus: 8:55am On Nov 24, 2023
TIME for TONY PILLS

PoliticsRe: Pictures & Videos From Thursday's National Economic Council Meeting by SolMaximus: 8:32am On Nov 24, 2023
floating cities/communities

OR

Build the largest submarine ever, and if a flood ever happens, have a really epic escape plan where everyone goes on the sub

TravelRe: Stop Travelling Abroad Without Proper Documentation, Dabiri-Erewa Warns Nigerian by SolMaximus: 8:08am On Nov 24, 2023
the nazis are returning

SportsRe: I Was Treated Like A Piece Of Used Material - Vincent Enyeama by SolMaximus: 8:05am On Nov 24, 2023
Lets destroy the demons, monsters, and ghouls

PoliticsRe: We’re Bringing A Cancer Screening Hospital, Other Foreign Investments To Delta s by SolMaximus: 8:04am On Nov 24, 2023
cancer is just extraterrestrial (space aliens) insulting the human race/species,

listen lets just treat cancer like a political issue instead of a health issue, like treat it with diplomacy. This will disrupt the insult by the extraterrestrial aliens and even reverse it, we as the human race are not the cancer, the aliens and extraterrestrials are the cancer that has to be removed and destroyed by the human race if we are to ever truly free ourselves.

PoliticsRe: City Boy: President Tinubu Looking Dapper, Younger, Suave (picture) by SolMaximus: 1:40am On Aug 21, 2023
VERY HANDSOME!

Christianity EtcRe: What Happens If Lizard Falls On Someone's Head by SolMaximus: 9:13pm On Jul 27, 2023
The workers of Satan are attempting to make a claim, you must bless the forehead and belly with a more powerful holy ritual

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