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link2jude:
chai... this hip alone can make someone have one kid per year for like 20yrs

She is another man's wife o!

Adekorya:
When will this man stop all this yeye hanging out?

There are many tins dat needed attention at home.

He better stop all this nonsense or else I join Tanoid group.

He needs to do this to gain recognition, trust and support. We need financial and material aid from the western world, and they need us too. Be patient, my Friend.

Blame jona for his delay in leaving and cleaning up Aso Rock. If u recall NTA showed him going with PMB around, it was unfurnished and unrefurbished.

olumalcolm:
Ur wife dey wear gstring u dey complain bt wen u c it on all dose opeke's on d road d veins and plug in ur head will start sparking lik transformer wey catch fire. She does nt wnt u to go outside and commit sin and u r complaining. My wife must wear Tstring sef if dere is.

He is only protecting his wife from predators!

Ifyjuli25:
Same with my husband... He doesn't allow me to wear it.. He says I look like a...... Bt I love it it so comfortable ooo.

.....a catapult! Lol

stonecoldcafe:
I am sorry but how old are you? Do you have a job? How can you be concerned about something as petty as a ladies panties? How can you control your wife to reach pant? Are you so insecure?

Pls do not get op wrong. It was the wife who asked the op if she can use it. Advice op as it pleases u.

G strings and thongs were invented for pornstars who take porn photos with them. They connote indecency. There may be a need to expose underpants in public places like hospital or accident or emergency scenes. U do not want to give a wrong I mpression of yourself . Do avoid these kinds of underpants.

Also for similar reasons everyone should avoid using dirty or torn underpants and stockings/ socks.

Methanol Digestion and Dangers
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Methanol is one of a host of alcohols normally produced during the fermentation of carbon-based compounds. An alcohol is basically a water atom (H20) with one of the hydrogen atoms replaced by a chain of carbons and their attached hydrogen atoms. Methanol (CH 3OH) is the simplest alcohol with a chain consisting of a carbon atom with three hydrogen atoms attached. Ethanol (CH3 CH2OH), the intoxicating ingredient in beer and other alcoholic beverages, has a chain that's twice as long.
Methanol can be distilled from fermented wood, so you may know it as wood alcohol. It's an ingredient in commercial products like antifreeze, glass cleaner, and paint thinners, but many people regularly drink other, more innocuous products that contain methanol. Methanol is found naturally in fruit juice and distilled spirits such as whiskey, wine, and beer. A typical glass of wine contains a small amount of methanol, from 0.0041 to 0.02 percent by volume. In comparison, the same glass will have about 10-15 percent ethanol. Methanol is much sweeter than ethanol, and even a small amount adds flavor to these beverages. This sweetness is what makes methanol attractive to use in an artificial sweetener.
All alcohols are toxic to some degree, but the dark side of methanol lies in the metabolites produced during its breakdown in the body. The same set of enzymes digest both methanol and ethanol. This stepwise degradation eventually yields the final products of carbon dioxide and water. The process prevents ethanol from building up to toxic levels in the body. But the small difference in the structures of the ethanol and methanol molecules means that the intermediate steps of the same process turn methanol into compounds that are far more dangerous than methanol itself!
In the first enzymatic reaction, methanol is broken down into formaldehyde. If you've ever dissected a frog in biology class, you may have witnessed one of the many uses of this chemical. Formaldehyde reacts with the amino acids in proteins. Proteins are chains of amino acids that fold to form very unique structures. The way these chains fold gives proteins the proper shape and the flexibility to interact with other molecules. Formaldehyde diffuses into tissues and cells where it forms crosslinks between different amino acids. The protein is stuck rigidly in whatever conformation it was in and is no longer able to carry out any reactions! This property makes formaldehyde useful for a number of chemical processes that fix things in a particular state. Some examples are:

embalming
leather tanning
corrosion prevention
wood finishing
Formaldehyde may also cause cancer in humans, but this requires long-term exposure. Formaldehyde doesn't stick around long in your body because it is so rapidly metabolized to formic acid by the second enzyme in this metabolic pathway. Formic acid is also extremely toxic to humans. It disrupts the function of a cell's mitochondria. Mitochondria normally serve as the "powerhouse of the cell" (for more information on mitochondria, see How Cells Work) and disrupting their function is like abruptly shutting down a nuclear reactor. Not only do all the cellular processes stop for lack of energy, but the cells themselves are blown apart by a massive accumulation of different molecules involved in energy production. The cells that make up the optic nerve are exquisitely sensitive to formic acid, which is why blindness is so closely associated with methanol poisoning.
Does aspartame produce enough methanol to harm people? The short answer is, "there is a lot of controversy around this question," as you will see in several of the links below. Most people regularly consume up to 10 mg of methanol per day as part of their normal diet. One 12-ounce can of aspartame-sweetened soda contains about 200 milligrams of aspartame [reference]. You'd add a tenth of this amount to your diet as methanol


http://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/edible-innovations/question5361.htm

Khanyi Nzama a South African woman estimates that, for an hour a day last year, she was breastfeeding 26 babies. Every day, she expressed 260mls of breast milk into a bottle and delivered it to the local Human Milk Bank.

"I went to the hospital and I saw how some of these sick babies took 10mls in two hours. So I was not only feeding my own baby, I was also helping to feed another 26 children."

Khanyi's baby, Fezile, is now three and no longer breastfeeding so Khanyi directs her efforts at persuading other mothers to donate their milk.

Khanyi, 32, lives in Marianhill outside Durban, in a poor community. A quietly spoken mother of two, she is motivated by a desire to help others. "Most of the mothers are unemployed and live on social grants.

Many are very young and are single parents. Some say they are starving and can't feed. The kids look malnourished."

When Fezile was born, the nurses encouraged Khanyi to breastfeed. This went against tradition in her community where breastfeeding is often stigmatised because it is associated with poverty.

"In our culture," she says, "You don't breastfeed because you say your husband can afford formula. Or because your mother or mother-in-law wants to feed your baby other things."

She encountered hostility when she insisted on breastfeeding Fezile after rearing her first-born on formula: "I saw how healthy and pretty my baby looked," says Khanyi, "So I wanted to continue. But they were cross: my mother-in-law used to say: 'This makoti (daughter-in-law) is so rude. She is not listening to me.' My mother-in-law wanted to feed the baby tea and water and porridge.

"My mother said: 'We raised you on formula milk.' So everybody was against me."

But Khanyi persisted, exclusively breastfeeding her daughter for six months and then combining breastfeeding with solids until Fezile was two years and two months old.

While giving birth in hospital, she had heard about the donor breast milk programme and, troubled by the suffering around her, she decided to sign up for it. "I had heard about how breast milk provided so many nutrients as well as the baby's first immunization and I realized that I could give it not only to my own baby but also to babies whose mothers are sick. Other people come with toys but if I come with breast milk, I am giving them so much more.

"At first I could give only 130mls a day but the more you breastfeed, the more milk you produce and later I was giving 260mls a day.

"I see these sick children lying there and I think: this is the future generation and we mothers can save them.

"I want to encourage all mothers to breastfeed and to donate milk."

Source:

http://www.nigerianmag.com/2015/06/my-breast-milk-was-feeding-26-babies.html

Mendacity, mendacity, obnoxious mendacity!!! The lying minister Nebo. Always deceiving the people and Jonathan!! "You will soon have 24/7 electricity in a few weeks" Now giving excuses whereas he and his cronies were the most financial beneficiary. We do not need your fake advice. If you paid for the gas and the companies did not supply take legal action. Vandalism, use the security forces. We are not babies Nebo! Don't deceive us again. Your ministry will soon be probed. Jail is waiting for you!

twoondei:
but i think we would be better off proferring solutions than throwing banters on NL.
if you were president, what will you do to curb the menace?

I will immediateLY activate that army section, deploying more troops from nearby barracks to protect mosques churches and schools to find and destroy BH nest within 24 hours. Deploy military helicopter surveys, intelligence, ss men and get them to meet with elders, community local hunters to search for terror nests, deploy military/mercenary teams to destroy them. Support community leaders, employ local informants to collate info on terrorist moves in their areas with CID, SS support. Encourage community to do antiBH marches and condemn attacks to demoralize BH. Protect whistle blowers and reward community members who leak info on BH.

ifedubatoochukw:
THE MILITARY CENTRAL COMMAND IS THE ENGINE ROOM OF THE ENTIRE NIGERIA FORCES INCLUDING ARMY NAVY AND AIRFOCE all their cordinated strikes is control from this command base... even BOTH NIGERIA COMBAT AND SURVEILLANCE DRONE IS CONTROL FROM THERE.. IF BOKO HARAM OVER RUN THIS BASE NIGERIA IS DOOMED ALL OUR DATA CODES AND DRONES AND MISILES WILL FALL INTO BOKO HARAM HAND

What he meant is the central command centre for THE war against BH. FoR eg during the war against Iraq in 2001 central command was in the "Green Zone" in Baghdad, not in the United States of America

Hope it's genuine fuel and genuine fuel pump.

ridimic1:
It will be very helpful if someone can at least give us a full detailed cost of each vacation destination. Ranging from flight to accommodation n odas. Especially for an average earner wen wan flex.

Just google it my friend. You can type "how do I get from Lagos to Cape Verde" for instance then navigate from there eg is Zanzibar : click here

http://www.tripadvisor.com/CheapFlights?geo=482884&pax0=a&travelers=1&cos=0&nonstop=no&airport0=LOS&nearby0=no&airport1=ZNZ&nearby1=no&date0=20150607&time0=0024&date1=20150614&time1=0024&provider0=Expedia&cr=1

Click here for idea of flights, cost of accomodation in Zanzibar. You go through Kenya, then one hour flight to Zanzibar

http://www.tripadvisor.com/CheapFlights?geo=482884&pax0=a&travelers=1&cos=0&nonstop=no&airport0=LOS&nearby0=no&airport1=ZNZ&nearby1=no&date0=20150607&time0=0024&date1=20150614&time1=0024&provider0=Expedia&cr=1

The simple story is that Jonathan had spent all the money on the election campaign and no more money to pay marketers. They now blame it on subsidy issues. How do you expect supplies when you owing them. Secondly too many ghost suppliers collecting millions without supplying fuels.

Solution is not to remove subsidy but a complete probe of the PMS supply and payment systems; revoke lice ces and prosecute and clean up the supply line. Then get foreign firms to build and run refineries at least ten in the next 8 years. Only foreign firms please. Nigerian govt will fail to maintain them and we back to square one.

CountDracula:
Dats a skink

Thanks. Just read its biology on Wikipedia

Lemon12:
u are stewpid ...
Didn't u read the other thread where vp-elect said his administration will be inheriting the worst economy in the history ? ......

When Nigeria economy is the largest in Africa ..

With no regular electricity, bad roads, joblessness, no fuel regularity, high crime wave, terrorism, previous brainless leadership, embezzlement, corruption of trillions of naira. Largest economy indeed!!

Good day fellow Nairalanders, I killed this strange looking reptile inside the house in benin city, Edo state, Nigeria. Picture is attached. Can any one identify it, especially the zoologists in the house? I have no clue as to what it is. Thank you.

senier007:
Which kind system of justice is this, the whole case was adjourned till October almost six month and the girl should be remanded in jail! Imagine and the whole crime was committed in 2013 only God knows when they will finish the case, imagine if she isn't guilty after 6 years in jail?

Wicked EFCC!! Imagine after two years the plea is just being taken! And our thief ministers and leaders walk free. God dey!

If money answers everything as claimed by the bible, why were these rich men single for so long? Even obasanjo has no official wife, so is babagida and many others. So much money yet no feminine love in their lives! They are now looking to marry women who are totally out of their business nature. This indicates that money is not everything, that you need love and relaxation in your life. Remember a house is not a home!

Shame on you guys on nairaland! Are your wives or girlfriends not more beautiful than Sylvia or Lara? Are there no girls more beautiful than these two mature ladies in your neighborhood, city or state ; who are more pretty of nobler in character? Why jealous old rich men looking for solace, who had been deprived and dying of love till 2013? Go out there and take a good look at good ladies for yourselves and leave these old rich men alone. Period!!?

Jarus:
No one stops a widowed woman from marrying. I'm not aware of any culture stopping them.

Absolutely! In fact in many Nigerian societies eg urhobo and isoko it is traditional for the widow to marry the brother of the late husband soon after the mourning period unless she or all male family members refuse. Then she is free to marry any other man of her choice. Similar to ancient Jewish culture.

NL men please let the ladies comment. This question is for them!

obie3rixe:
Must there always be a white man in our industries?!

Yes, helping to supervise and develop projects. We still lack a lot of skills

Since corruption has being a part of our lives and punishment would not always help, there may be a need to Consider amnesty and a hearing forum for confession and restitution of stolen monies by politicians. EFCC compiles a list of corrupt politicians. A hearing is set up in which politicians are invited to confess and return stolen monies and assets confiscated, or face trial and jail sentences. This hearing and restitution process may have time frame of six months. I suggest it should span from leaders of the nineties down to present govt. There may be multiple forum centres across the country to save time. Just like what was done after the Abacha era and in South Africa at the end of apartheid . Thereafter effective EFCC, police to handle any other new cases through the justice system. . Other issues such good legal system, anti corruption training, good support for police civil servants, secure fiputure of citizens, encouraging patriotism credible leadership can follow in the long term.

Advantages of this approach are:

1. Enables win win situation for govt and offenders
2. Improves initial popularity of govt
3. More in line with African culture
4. Enlightens the public about evil of corruption.
5. Unites the country against corruption.
6. Psychological healing for the nation as there is vexation among the public.
6. Saves legal time
7. A similar Programme had yielded good results during buhari's time as dictator in the 80s
8. Helps draw the line between the past and the future and helps closure.

Not only the politicians should be punished but everyone involved including accountants,clerks, auditors and secretaries. Next time they would blow the whistle. Effective policing, justice systems, whistle blower protection etc are helpful.appointing only people with credible backgrounds to political positions.

But above all, public enlightenment about corrupt practices, having programmes to train people to develop patriotism, integrity and selfless service is the most important thing. Corruption is within the mind. Mentoring young ones, providing efficient systems of caring for the future of the population is vital. If people are more confident that they would be cared for by the society and their offspring protected this can go a long way to reduce corruption. Good leadership and patriotism training in primary and secondary schools is vital.

See what our stolen wealth can do

The op should have given us details regarding:

1 what the visa for
2 how long and who is sponsoring the trip
3 questions he was asked.

That not withstanding, when being assessed for visa, two issues emerged: what you gonna do there , your financial status and:
Ties to your country that would make you return home when visa expires.

Example, a naija teacher in Lesotho on a contract job was asked in the United States of America embassy why he applying for visa and he said he was a tourist. His passport only has Lesotho visa and SA entry visas. Visa was denied.

The advert was a stupid campaign gimmick and failed the PDP. The key issue was not who would live longer but who best to rule this country. If Jonathan had done well in govt victory would have gone to the PDP. Nigerians have made their choice simple.

Death can come to the young and the old at anytime. Only fools rejoice at the death of a good leader. Fayose is an impulsive fool and he is paying the price now. Shame! Bad journalism

Mogidi:
A man in his 70s is not exactly a spring chicken tasked with changing the lives of 160million people, the workload may take its toll. Lets pray Buhari lives long but Fayose might be vindicated, its still early days yet.

The job of president is not like any other job, its a 24hrs a day job.

The average lifespan of a Nigerian is 55yrs, Buhari is 73yrs, was Fayose really wrong to warn Nigerians?

How old was their PDP president when he died?

netmillionaires:
Abegi! Which illiteracy! Africans are suffering from inferiority complex. When we see anything introduced by the whites, we willingly accept it and criticize anyone who speak ill of it as been illiterates. Had it been it was introduced by our forefathers, we will say bush people and their stup1d traditions. We no dey try at all. We even do away with the tradition where d groom sleep with his wife on d wedding night and bring out d blood stained cloth to signal that his wife is a virgin just because oyinbo don teach us to dey bleep each other b4 marriage. We come dey adopt dis Garter nonsense. What leasson are we teaching the kids at the venue of the wedding. Garter ko. Agatha ni.

U are absolutely right. Colonial mentality! And some NL members call others bush for not knowing this garter culture. Does the white man know all our culture?