₦airaland Forum

googlepikins:
Useless man wey wan rule by fire by force. Illiterate.

We are lucky GEJ lost the elections. If not :

1. Boko haram overruns Nigeria
2. Heavy fuel scarcity as Govt unable to pay subsidy and suppliers refuse to offload fuel
3? Dollar = 1000naira as Govt prints more money.
4. Niger delta militants on rampage jona unable to pay amnesty money
5. Mass dismissal of civil servants as Govt unable to pay salaries.

Legitbaba:
Obsolete?? Den why the fed.govt. wan die for the same obsolete material??.. I pray God bless u the way d Niger Delta is blessed..and allow u to get just 13% of the blessings

How many of the oil companies are owned by the jaws? How many gold medals have jaws earned for Nigeria in intl events in swimming? After six years spending billions on amnesty, Niger delta ministry. They got it the VP, then presidency. They are still thugs in the creeks. Shame!! Mind you the Isoko , urhobos, bin pis, itshekiri produce huge amounts of oil too. They are not militants, but protect pipelines, work, get educated and are stable mentally.

Op, you go fat well well o!!

Lol!

Nairalanders what would you have done if you were Buhari?

The issue is either God does not exist or we do not know God at all. We are only making God in our Own image.

Why is that Nigerian pastors are not playing a role in the anti-corruption war. They do not organize special sermons against corruption in Govt, nor have they organized prayer sessions. Bihari had urged them to support the war but no tangible responsponse yet.

NL members what's your experience?

citizenisb:
Obasanjo should be supportive and not critical of the government. This is our country and we should all make it work and not point accusing fingers.

Obasanjo is not Patriotic at all.

Correct!! Was it not obj who arrange late yardaua, and Gej to ruin this country? The economy is bad today because of corruption, negligence and inefficiency. PMB cannot afford to pay one trillion nails four fuel. Developed countries do not subsidize fuel. Fuel in Saudi foist about what are paying now. Obj is unpatriotic indeed.

No big deal. Story is familiar to every driver in Nigeria. We all grew up with herdsmen grazing cattle in our communities. Now land is scarce and farm lands are being invaded. At times youth extort money from herdsmen and even rob them and steal thie thier Cattle. We and the herdsmen have become victims of age-old traditions of normadism conservatism entangled in the web of scarce resources, youth criminality and easy assess to arms

Source: http://odili.net/news/source/2016/may/1/821.html



The Federal Road Safety Corps has reminded all motorists and other road users to be cautious on the roads as the rainy season has set in.


This is to ensure sanity on the highways during the season even as the Corps also harps on the need for strict compliance with traffic rules and regulations among road users especially during this period.



According to theFRSC's Public Education Officer, Corps Commander Imoh Etuk,the corpswas concerned over the attitude of many drivers.


However, here are a few tips to drive safely during this period according to wikiHow;


1. Keep both hands on the steering wheel at all times!


Keep all distractions, such as cell phones or even the radio, off and away from you. While focus to your front do Take a Look in Back View Mirror as well Right Hand side & Left Hand side so that you get an 360 degree over view what is happening around any mud slide or falling tree, electric pole, hanging electrical wires , or in coming hazard etc


2. Turn on your headlights.


This will make it easier for you to see what is in front of you; thus, preventing any accidents.


3. Keep a minimum of a good five car length from the car in front of you.


You never know what other drivers are going to do or what could happen to you! If that feels too close or too far a rule of thumb is 1 second of following distance per 10 mph (16 km/h). That holds true especially in bad weather.


4. Drive at or below the speed limit.


To the extent that you are comfortable with, and can see far enough in front of you to appropriately make driving decisions.


5. Be aware that the maximum speed at which you can drive is DIRECTLY related to your tires.


Be sure to know the condition of your tyres. Radial tires have better traction than the old bias ply polyester tires, but even they lose their ability to grip wet pavement and channel water out as the tread wears out.


6. Be aware of hydroplaning.


This is where your vehicle travels on top of the water and has NO or very little contact with the ground. Your traction is reduced significantly. To safely get out of a hydroplaning situation let off the gas and steer straight or slightly in the direction you must go. Do not make sudden motions and remain calm.


7. Avoid flooded roads.


Never drive through standing or flowing water in a road way unless you have no choice or you are able to follow someone else to judge the depth of the water. Flooding the engine of your car can cause the engine to stall, and deep water can actually float your car and take it off the roadway.


8. Turn on the defroster if the windshield begins to fog.


In hot, muggy weather, air conditioned air (which cannot contain as much moisture) will usually clear the inside of the windshield faster than non air conditioned.


9. Be aware that brakes can be affected by water.


Wet drum type brakes are especially prone to decreased stopping power after driving through deep water.


10. Watch for splashing from potholes and pools of water that accumulate at clogged storm drain pipes and low areas of the pavement.


Highways also develop “ruts” where the heaviest traffic tracks, and you may be able to position your vehicle while remaining in your lane to avoid these.

The wife ought to. have secretly placed herself on contraception ; either pills or an intrauterine device, hen allow her husband have his way. Abstinence is a poor, unreliable contraceptive method especially without agreement of both. Partners.

Would have been safer if this man had gone with his wife to see this so called pastor. How can u let your young wife travel to see a stranger she met on Facebook on her own

Seventeen:
She looks really good for her age, kudos. She's aging very well.

Its good that Adaeze is comfortable with her mums dressing and poses in these photos.... I'm not hating oo... but i dont think i would share these kind of photos of my mum, sometimes 'you are hot' is really not a good compliment. she can still look really nice and sweet in more age appropriate clothes and poses. I would want ppl to say my mum looks 'so young and fresh' not 'hot'.. Imagine some guyz are already saying they would bleep her in a heartbeat. Maybe I'm old school *shrugging*.. Thats my own thinking about this shaa.

Best comment so far!! Her dressing is not age-appropriate. Not sure what Adaeze and her mother want.

ireneony:
When you date thugs, what do you expect.

I think she shud change the kind of men she choose for herself.

#say no to thug life

Too parochial and premature view, as you do not know the cause of Thier deaths nor their lifestyle or occupations

fitzmayowa:
So because APC's campaign fund was not from CBN, makes it right for them to use funds meant for their states for campaign right Oga your hypocrisy stinks to high heavens...

Until we make laws on how campaign fund is been sourced during election, nigerians will never see the end of issues like this, if APC loses power today we are going to hear/read stories like this...SMH

EFCC is on the trail of the dasuki funds for now!

kennyblaze007:
I am serving at a very remote area of Enugu State and sch buildings are so dilapidated.. I have decided to take it upon myself to renovate a block of 3classrooms as my personal CDS.I have asked for funds frm d villagers but they have constantly remindered me that they are poor

I just want to ask if its possible for me to write MTN,GLO or AIRTEL for assistance... If yes,how do I go about it?

Firstly do a detailed proposal with cost estimates
- discuss idea with your fellow corners, sch principal, coordinator and state Nysc director
- ask for letter of introduction from director and your school
- approach the networks you named.
- also consider other agencies such as banks, Govt, philanthropists, churches, oil companies

Best wishes for your project

The director is so cruel. S/He had been cursed for life. Maltreating a colleague and abuse of power. Hope the university admin deals with this wicked director!!

dicefrost:
Stockholm syndrome, or capture-bonding, is a psychological phenomenon described in 1973 in which hostages express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings toward their captors, sometimes to the point of defending and identifying with the captors.

This isn't strange, and i think it should be expected in this case where the victims are minors who can easily be brainwashed. You see the boko haram commander for who he is, a terrorist. But she sees him as a loving husband. She is only 17! Besides an average 17yr old girl child in that part of the country may not have the same exposure and intellect as her counterpart down south. When you consider these factors, you may understand her situation better.

In addition, she became married to the BH commander who treated her nicer than her own family. Being a wife of a commander may have given her prestige and protection in the BH camp. This is strictly not the case of Stockholm syndrome. But a wife who genuinely misses her husband due to the stigma by neighbors and her family. Sad!

tomakint:
@ op, be sincere it was not this bad under Jonathan, mind you the shortage of fuel towards the end of Jonathan's tenure was a grand manipulations from the detractors of his government just to whip up sentiments from the already angry electorates who are hell bent to get him out. Jonathan's government had the singular honour of stopping our seasonal December 24th-28th shortage of fuel we witnessed for 6 years under Obj's eight years.... This is the noble truth.

False! What happened was difficulty of jona paying subsidy to ghost suppliers who then ceased supplies of pet products. Jona spent nearly a trillion naira yearly on scam fuel subsidy and it was biting us hard. Prior to that he tried to pass the scam subsidy bill to the people by increasing fuel to 165 naira and we said No!!

olatade:
Can someone give me an advice? Sorry for the bad english onwards, but I think I really need one as of now. Lately, I noticed that my girlfriend had lots of calls on her phone, and when I ask who is it, she always hungs it up quickly and she said it's one of her friends/business contacts. I also noticed that recently, she goes home in our rented apartment late, and when I ask why was she late, she always tell me that she went overtime because of her team building meet, although when I checked her slip, she had no overtime fee and I was a bit suprised since as far as I know, they didn't had any team building meets since 3 months ago. So, I went to her boss and asked about this, but her boss said that they only did team building meets only one time with her co-office mates a long time ago (which confirms that I was right), and as an extra, she's been absent on that meet, and her boss told me that she's been absent in her work a couple of days as well. The next day, she went out and told me she'll be attending her "urgent team building meet", so, keeping a distance, I followed her with my motorbike, and not far away from our place, a man fetched her on his car. I stopped my motorbike from a distance to make sure they won't hear me and observed them, and when they were going to drive out, I was about to follow then but when I start the engine, it died on me. So I want to ask for advice, where would the problem be? Is it the spark plugh that caused the starting to fail, or is it on the main engine? The clutch, perhaps? Please give me a good advice. Thanks for noticing.

Clear evidence your girl is two timing. Either u accept it or leave her. But do it peacefully. There so many better girls

skyman200:
That was what they voted for, continue ur suffering, 2019 u vote again.

What jona have done with dwindled oil revenues, fallen naira value , massive corruption, book haram insurgency and little support from the west? Give up the ghost!!

ChoCandyDiamond:
APC don't know anything about governance, they are just bunch of power hungry demons, just to continue the born to rule policy of the North

We are suffering pdp's 16 years of misrule. The thread is aimed at u appreciating kebbi Govt efforts and how jerry can fuel trips are controlled in kebbi

MonPro:
Girl if you were born and resident in nigeria. Buhari and his fellow he-goats from the Allah region would probably have stolen you from school and taken your virginity at 10.
You will also be forced to wear a dirty smelling burka/hijab while in captivity in a pedophilic Emir's palace.

Did i also mention that while your womb breeds almajiris for them, their own daughters will be in the best schools in UK and US with school fees paid for 4 years in advance but they'll tell your parents to accept their fate.

Anyday you wake up just thank God you are not resident in a zoo ruled like an Arab jungle by the Pedophilic dulllard that you just interviewed. You are lucky but many are not!

Your comment is shameful and meant to insult the hard working president of Nigeria. Why so prejudiced, tribalistic, despondent and parochial. Yes zuriel is lucky to be born in the United States of America, but you remember Mrs Obama said America is a damn mean country? So many successful girls here in Nigeria.

Even if pessimistic why not include a broader negative view eg, a victim of child labor, baby factory, child ritual sacrifice? Her success of zuriel is definitely hard work by parents, her intelligence and an enabling environment.

You are definitely a PDP addict.

This opinion makes a bit of sense, but it's parochial as already noted by some posters above.

A good car and rent /are expensive especially in a no credit economy like Nigeria. Abroad ail that's required is a good job and a car loan and house mortgage are yours, no big deal. The key issues are;

1 both partners are working and cooperating
2 sensible with birth control to limit number of children,
3 a man needs to date to find the right Wife and understand women, no matter his financial level. Love is also for friendship, support and the emotional experience
4 most couples work harder after marriage to improve their lives. And there is good luck eg the olujumoke story.
5 a car and flat enhance but not absolutes in dating and marriage. Marriage may spur most couples to earn better cars and houses

oglalasioux:
The letter doesn't change the girl's age. It doesn't change the fact that her parents were not aware Yunusa was taking her away to marry, change her name and religious orientation. She is a minor and can only make decisions for herself from the age of 18. Yunusa committed a crime and no other logic can dispute that.

Age of legal sexual consent is 16
Yunusa still guilty, but if proven TEse wrote this letter and given his poor socio-educational background, Yunusa may get a light sentence.

ESE'S LETTER (UNEDITED): PLS READ & REPLY ME INUSA
Friday, March 18, 2016


Dear, Inusa how are you? I hope you are fine and all is well with you? Please don't be annoyed by these words but I think it is best for the both of us. Please please please don't be annoyed I beg of you Inusa, maybe every­one just have to say the truth.

I want to start by saying thank you for everything if accepted, thank you yanzu, I would say I now know what is going on which you never wanted to tell me but I will say that is not fair.

When I started selling here, I met Abubakar who once told me that he had fellings for me but I can never send because I did not have fellings for him, so I turned him down. Then again I met Genedu and I also turned him down. Now, it is Dantata which everybody knows that he loves me dearly but I find a lot of faults in him and don't love him back. He has done his best to stay down and beg about one year now, if I am right, I will never lie to you Inusa. Dantata has been begging me to love him back but as soon as I wanted to fall for him you came back into my life. I still know that Dantata is still waiting for me only if I will accept him.

Inusa I now know that you also love me and I have decided to love you back. I love you Inusa but sometimes I do think Dantata is still seeking. My name as know by myself is RITA and my main problem is that if I love you (Inusa) and you also love me what will become of us. You once told me you like me more than anyone else, but now I have seen how far you have gone in this case because it is very serious to me.

You asked me to help you in just three ways in which you said:

Follow me to my village - Kano State

Leave your religion for mine - Christian & Muslim

It is only you I love and no other person

I have already accepted the first quest then while decide to tell me that you cannot take me along with you the same day it is very unfair. Inusa why, just tell me why you decide to be unfair.

Well Inusa there were many other Hausa boys who asked for friendship but did not get it. I had so many people who I have lived with do you know what it means to live the people you had lived with for 13 good years of life.

Think on me Inusa please

I beg of you Inusa please

Think on me

My heart bit immediately or anytime I see you if you know how much I love you you will not think about hurting my fellings

I still stand by you Inusa, yeallo yellow my best colour but one question who made you think.

I write this because I am sick and tired of this baldadash I hear everyday.

You should know this Genedu, Abubakar, Saidu are humans for crying out loud. Inusa to conclude this, taught you can solve this problem by just one thing.

Your address and your phone number, maybe if we have to go one by one we shall do just that.

No matter what happens I still love you Inusa

No matter what the case may be I still love you Inusa

From yours dearly Rita a.k.a Ese

Source: http://odili.net/news/source/2016/mar/18/526.html

Ooni:
Buhari is a sleep-walking hopless bastard

an unconscious aged owl flying around without a compass

a curse to people who believe in him

a hypocrite of animalistic proportion

a proud arrogant hollow-headed normad

a lunatic of unprecedented dimension

an unthinking, uenducated, unreliable coward

shame on we oodua for voting him

PDP pig!!

What happened to the Ooni's first wife? That's the wife he had before ascending the throne

babadem2much:
And she is not wearing hijab o, some people will come out n shout hijab is a modest dressing but will never criticize this dressing o. my thought, this hijab is meant for the poor I swear

She is wearing hijab in the last photo. Looks like the Virgin Mary

I suggest that the meals be given at the end of the schooling hours, such that after meals, school dismiss. Soft drinks or tea may be given in between to assuage hunger before the meals.

oluseyiforjesus:
Sometimes I wonder if it's "Driver's license or Driving licence

It's driver's license

martineinstein:
abegi... He is uncircumcised,joor

You don sleep with am?