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AutosRe: They Say This Car Was Built By An Igbo Man, A Must See by Somatic(m): 9:58pm On Jul 20, 2017
You may not like his but he built something useless.
AutosRe: ***alert Houses Available In Lekki Axis Hurry And Get Yours Now*** by Somatic(m): 11:59am On Jul 20, 2017
Post VIN make we run am. Lekki, hmmm! Hope its not flooded O Any faults?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please What Is This Animal Called? by Somatic(m): 10:58pm On Jul 18, 2017
Hmmm! Heeeeen! Na pebrson aunty you dey hold so O.
Car TalkRe: Behold The 2018 Honda Accord by Somatic(m): 9:38am On Jul 15, 2017
What's with car brands and this hatchback design ish? That it looks good on a Panamera doesn't imply the accord should carry it. As if the Civic's isn't hideous enough.
AutosRe: Toyota Goes Stylish With New Camry (specs & Pictures) by Somatic(m): 10:20pm On Jul 09, 2017
Apparently Toyota's design team are Star Wars fans. The front ends of their vehicles these days look like different renditions of Darth Vader's mask.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Vs. BMW Vs. Audi: Which Is More Reliable? by Somatic(m): 8:16pm On Jul 09, 2017
This is more reliable. Even Mr Bean couldn't kill it.

AutosRe: Of Honest And Dishonest Businessmen In NL Autos Section - JR3 by Somatic(m): 10:11pm On Jul 07, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
proncetom1 I don reserve chair for you.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3554500_giphy_giff78492f0513c659e69dab2e47f567202
Édakun sift Sah, I wan arrange my canopy here. De sun dey pepper bodi.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Styles Her Son As An Igbo Boy by Somatic(m): 9:14pm On Jul 07, 2017
She dey use style tell us say Oga Gentry no be di boy papa.
Car TalkRe: From This Vin Report, Should I Buy This Engine? by Somatic(m): 9:29pm On Jul 05, 2017
I will advise you buy it.
Reasons.
1. This very detailed VIN report, up till the crash shows a vehicle meticulously maintained by her previous owners. Giving the very detailed service history, and with car going for recall at several points of her ownership, the integrity of engine parts should not be an issue. This is a well used and maintained engine having the advantage of select parts installed brand new. Even if the engine is not installed whole, breaking it for parts will be profitable. Besides from the pic of the bonnet, there isn't structural damage to the engine at surface level.

2. Coming from a car written as total loss,engine + transmission will definitely come cheap. If not suitable for whole installation, can be dismantled and sold for parts.
AutosRe: See How This Guy Is Reviving Toyota Highlander.. See Pics by Somatic(m): 8:31pm On Jul 03, 2017
diportivo:
i came here too late

see as idiots full here undecided


im amazed that a mecho here is said to not know his onions.....by one dats taking an expensive car to roadside mechs grin

shiooor angry

valarinz my guy...wetin dey?

some of us will "asslick" our preferred celebrity mecho not cos we met dem as celebrities and are worshipping dem as such.....mainly cos we av seen dem at their barest/lowest point and their actions at those times now make us hold them in high esteem

there are somethings money wont buy lailai


note:i love valarinz as a brother..he is a direct and straightforward and upright man...and i can vouch for him anytime anyday too

see as i dey asslick u too grin
Oga asslicker, your tongue never dey scratch you? Abeh took care before you lick nyash wey pepper full inside.


That aside, @Airex, the wicked runneth when no man pursueth. A guilty conscience needs no accuser or tormentor but itself. It's clear you set out to defame someone for no reason. Thats cruel and devilish.
@Gazzuzz, truth they say, fears no questions. So keep your head up, hold your scruples tight and be the best you can. @Valarinz, personally, I'm disappointed. You're better than this yet you joined @Airex's train. Certainly this has put a great aspersion in my perception of you. I'm sure many here will share same sentiments as well.

*Wakas out of thread*
CrimeRe: If You Are On Dreads Please Avoid Ikorodu, You Will Be Tagged As A Badoo Gang Me by Somatic(m): 4:38pm On Jul 02, 2017
nerodenero:
That's the effect of jungle justice.

Who can blame the residents for carrying out jungle justice on Badoo groups or anybody or thing that looks anything close to them when the Nigeria Police has assumed 'siddon look' and left the masses to be slaughtered endlessly by these demons?

I blame the State Government for all the deaths recorded in Ikorodu by Badoo. The security have failed the people resident there.
They were busy fawning over themselves on Evans' capture while Ikorodu and her environs were burning.
AutosRe: See How This Guy Is Reviving Toyota Highlander.. See Pics by Somatic(m): 5:15pm On Jul 01, 2017
airex:
Obviously. I guess that guy is better than you. Can't imagine taking a vehicle to this blockheaded man and u couldn't detect a simple fault. All u wanted was just to Change a whole engine. Looking for the easiest way out. The same issue you said couldn't be fixed was fixed for less than 50k and there you were clamouring for a change of engine. Guy step up your game.
What's the story behind this rant? Cause what you have there are vague statements with the intent to malign. So be specific.
Car TalkRe: can you identify the names of these cars? by Somatic(m): 7:05am On Jul 01, 2017
1. Golf

2. Golf

3. Golf

4. Pure water
Car TalkRe: Kebbi Automobile Designer Uses Locally Sourced Materials To Showcase His Talent by Somatic(m): 10:46am On Jun 30, 2017
I wonder what's commendable in this display of bad art devoid of form and substance? If this car is to cone into production, how many of you wowers would want to get one?
Car TalkRe: 2017 Honda Ridgeline: It's A Pilot But A Pick-up Truck (photos) by Somatic(m): 8:18pm On Jun 28, 2017
The pickup truck segment is probably not for Honda. The old, in and out ugly Ridgeline and this promising transvehicle are not just it.
AutosRe: Car Quiz. Can You Get The Answer? by Somatic(m): 10:03pm On Jun 27, 2017
If the mutor is destiny for dis country, e need confashun fess. An panehbeetin wok.
Car TalkRe: 2017 Honda Ridgeline: It's A Pilot But A Pick-up Truck (photos) by Somatic(m): 12:39pm On Jun 26, 2017
Lovely dash. Don't dig the exterior at all. Looks like a CR-V on stilettos which is funny kind of, considering the CR-V is herself, a Civic on heels.


That tailgate will so give problems enh.....
PhonesRe: Which Network Data Plan Lasts Longer? by Somatic(m): 9:03pm On Jun 21, 2017
kvngjesse:
My airtel 3gb plan doesn't last more than two weeks and I don't download any file, please which network data plan lasts longer
Use glo. Their poor network will not allow you to even finish 500MB in 1 month. They have the cheapest rates too
AutosRe: Neatly Used Honda Accord DC 2011 For Sale At Affordable Price by Somatic(m): 8:54pm On Jun 20, 2017
Oga OP we fit negotiate up?
AutosRe: Rickkychidex111 : A Con Man (business Deal Review) by Somatic(m): 10:31pm On Jun 18, 2017
BELLOAYO:
Rickkychidex grin.....How u dey? How market?
U won't remember me but I won't forget u. When someone tries to scam you and then threatens you.....you don't forget them!
Enough said..... cool
What's your story? And so we know, rikkychidex is msochi as well.
AutosRe: Issues with bigdeals Ibadan RESOLVED by Somatic(m): 9:13pm On Jun 15, 2017
Your notice me enh @praxisnetworks (+your 3tazan other monikers), nor get part II. You raise issue by yasef. Readers ask you to validate your claims with pictures and you're quafafalling upandan. If the bigdeals fellow say you are impugning his character now, it will be he said she said. Validate your claims or hold what's left of your peace.


And next time, rather than travel from Sokoto to PH to do "infesigeshun" a call to a resident friend with a smartphone + small motivational change will do the trick. Sogbo?
Car TalkRe: Would You Ditch Your Toyota Rav4 For The New Hyundai Kona? (photos) by Somatic(m): 7:27pm On Jun 13, 2017
Looks like a refined Pontiac Aztec. And like the Aztec, its ugly.
Car TalkRe: 2017 Sagamu Rally Car Race In Nigeria (Photos) by Somatic(m): 6:23pm On Jun 12, 2017
Some motor after the race no go work properly e:g that Camry. Shebi Sagamu is close to Lagos @Gazzuzz, clear shop, work don dey come.
TravelRe: Man High On 'Ace Of Spades' Bashes His Car While Returning From A Club. Photo by Somatic(m): 7:34pm On Jun 10, 2017
See as those fine alloys just waste. C-class owners, oya car parts don show.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Leave My Full Time Job For A Contract Job At Zenith Bank? by Somatic(m): 11:10am On Jun 09, 2017
Don't even pick their call if they ever do call you back.
CareerRe: Most Loved, Two Official Cars, Then Mysteriously Asked To Resign by Somatic(m): 8:16pm On Jun 07, 2017
My take. That's if your story's true

There's a probability that you did see what 'was' to come. However, you have something to thank God for. That your boss rather than give you this difficult request decides to let you go. His payment isn't some sort of string, it's what it is, a severance package. So you may spend it as you wish. God has done well for you.

On spending, I'd rather you don't start throwing the money gambling in so many businesses. When one is flush with cash, opportunities and their resemblances have a way of showing themselves. My advise, invest in a 90 day Treasury Bill with your bank. Use the interest therein to sort yourself out while you look for work or plan a business. Should you find work for yourself before the maturity period, do a rollover. It should become your 401k. If still searching for work or a business, rollover. However, If you have gotten a suitable venture within the period to invest in, upon maturity, liquidate and start your venture. God will do well for you. If you still cannot shrug off the destiny snatching thought, you may take Chief's advise and use a new account for this transaction.

In all, I wish you luck
AutosRe: I'm Giving Out 50k To Anyone ... (see pictures) by Somatic(m): 2:15pm On Jun 03, 2017
kunlesehan:
QUICK SALE
*l will give 50k to anyone who brings me a buyer*
Toks Camry 2008
Very neat ! Straight from the US !! All duties fully paid! !!
It's 3m last price Location : Ajah
08034900367 08080586686
rickkychidex111 coman see deal O.
AutosRe: Rickkychidex111 : A Con Man (business Deal Review) by Somatic(m): 2:05pm On Jun 03, 2017
markpenk:
Well said... There's a saying that "he whom the gods want to destroy, they first make mad"... or something along those lines. This is what happens when the powers that be in your village decide to deal with you cry.

Usually starts with deceit (his scam), followed by arrogance (his replies to on whatsapp and here on NL), then sheer stupidity (the assumption that some "chairmen" will help pay off his debt), and then the inevitable downfall/penury that automatically follows.

rickkychidex111, if I was in doubt about dealing with you before, your actions have removed all doubts. I am now 100% certain I'll never buy any vehicle from you (I'm sure many others are thinking the same thing). I used to think you'd be my first call when I needed an upgrade (which is very soon, by the way). Turns out that will never happen.

If you are wise, you'd do well to refund chidi2pus' money. Otherwise, you can be sure that your hunger is just beginning as no one in their right minds here on NL will do any business with you.

Chidi2pus, can you please publish this guy's contacts -name, phone no, acct name and bank details if possible. This is in case he decides to open another acct and change his moniker.
I couldn't have put your posts any better. You echoed my sentiments more succinctly than I would have.

@OP, do whatever it legally takes to get your money. That Richy fellow never had a good reputation, just a façade with which he used to deceive us here And since "we" are in the business of changing the premise of the argument, rickkychidex111, do you not sell US and UK credit cards via your BBM channel? And you have the nerve to label someone you barely know his circumstance, a scammer?

Mods should sticky this thread please, one by one we shall remove dubious characters and needless middlemen from this section.
Car TalkRe: Help Me Choose Between 2008 Toyota Camry And 2008 BMW 523i by Somatic(m): 6:25am On Jun 01, 2017
anonymousjuju:
You are the 3rd person to warn me about this particular car. This must have been the worst ever made. Everyone seems to have a sad story about the E90. I'll take this into consideration. lol grin. [/B]Yes, camry has all the features you listed above, can't we all move on from camry and try something else ? Everyone can just stereotype other cars just because camry has these features. They are other great cars out there that can rival the camries or the corollas. If one person suggests one thing and everyone revolves around the same circle that person suggests, then how do we then explore other suggestions ? or test other waters ?[/B]
É aunty, read my post again. Never did favour one over the other. I gave strong points for each. You know what you want already, you're just seeking validation. And by the tone of the thread I believe you can decipher that.
Car TalkRe: Help Me Choose Between 2008 Toyota Camry And 2008 BMW 523i by Somatic(m): 7:48pm On May 31, 2017
Follow your heart, but make sure your head is in the picture.

Both cars are good , pleasurable vehicles depending on your driving preferences. Parts and mechanics for both are available as well, though quality of parts and labour may be an issue. For an efficient and reliable car, I'd pick the 2.4i4 or 3.3v6 Toyota Camry. Preferring a more involving driving experience, more comfort,as well as bells and whistles a mid size sedan can offer, the 525/30/35i BMW is your bet here.

Whatever you do though, DO NOT EVER go close to the E90 (2007-2011). All those I know that had em didn't have a happy story to tell. Even from the cars they bought after selling the beemers off will tell you how they suffered. One bought an Opel Zafira, the other a Peugeot 206.
PropertiesRe: Need For A New Child Board by Somatic(op): 6:08am On May 29, 2017
Still on the matter, the new child board is not out of place.
Car TalkRe: Rolls Royce ‘sweptail’: The Most Expensive Car Ever Unveiled by Somatic(m): 1:22am On May 29, 2017
Until learner jam the motor for back, na when Rolls Royce go know say them never get parts for this car.

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