Autos › Re: Awoof Sales Toyota History. by Somatic(m): 9:05pm On May 26, 2017 |
Mbok Abasi! Oga, you be scavenger? No be everything be for sale bikonu. |
Car Talk › Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by Somatic(m): 10:12pm On May 24, 2017 |
So "Oyibo" pipul too get Kazeem. See as owner don like play change the entire rear wheel of him vehicle. Oga Gazzuzz, edakun check the tyre and rim incase they belong to Honda Civic 1998. |
Car Talk › Re: Would You Drive This Car Made From Plants? (video) by Somatic(m): 7:21pm On May 22, 2017 |
Op wehdone O. So I will use my money to buy mobile goat food eehkwa? |
Health › Re: Severe Headache by Somatic(m): 9:18pm On May 20, 2017 |
My colleague has been having headaches bordering on migraines for as long as she can remember. She's tried treating to no avail. However, she recently started taking a combination of cucumbers and watermelons. She confesses they've done so much to relieve the tension on her head. Let your mum try those as well. |
Car Talk › Re: Are These The Weirdest Gear Shifts Ever? by Somatic(m): 8:59pm On May 18, 2017 |
Ajewealth123: dem get manual but they are confusing. Like in Benz. Seat adjustment has store 1,2,3 That is if you are tall,you adjust the seat to your taste and store it with store 1 or 2 or 3 If a short person too want to drive,he adjust to his taste and store it Now if a tall person wants to drive that same car,he will just press store 1 and it goes back to its own settings without resetting it.
Then cruise control. Just accelerate to your desire acceleration and save it lobatan. Remove your leg from acceleration,your car is going on it's own niyen no wahala and when you wan enter gallop, just match brake drive through gallop and remove leg again,it goes back to stored acceleration.
My broda, Benz na father o. Twale to Benz jaree É Oga, Toyota Corolla since 1999 have cruise control. 1997 E 500 came with memory seats as standard ni. The manual I dey refer to na manual transmission. Them no go fit knob manual transmission. Either clutch go kpeme premashore or gear cable go vex daku inside motor. |
Car Talk › Re: Are These The Weirdest Gear Shifts Ever? by Somatic(m): 3:06pm On May 18, 2017 |
These are the kind of cars you'd definitely not buy for mama and papa. This type no go get am for manual at all at all. |
Romance › Re: 26-Year-Old Virgin Lady Decides To Remain So Till Marriage (Photos) by Somatic(m): 9:16pm On May 12, 2017 |
That red on her cheek, e resemble wetin better slap fit do. |
Romance › Re: Is All Well With My Love Life? Help! by Somatic(m): 7:06pm On May 10, 2017 |
É broda, your picture startled me. Now I know why you're not in a relationship. You're not bad O, just on the wrong side of good looking. |
Car Talk › Re: Shebi You Sabi Cars: Identify These Wicked Dashboards.. by Somatic(m): 10:31pm On May 09, 2017 |
1. 2016 S500 coupé 2. 2016 Bentley Continental 3. 2014/15 BMW x3 4. 2014-16 Honda Accord 5. 2010/11 Acura TL 6. 2016 ML350/500/GLS 450/550 7. 2016 Toyota Rav 4 8. 2007-2013 S 350/500/600 9. 2013-date Range Rover Vogue |
Car Talk › Re: My Rx330 Gozzles Fuel. by Somatic(m): 10:30pm On May 07, 2017 |
gradeA: choi. ... pardon me, am not really a car person, was discussing with a colleague and he talked about his 330 having a corolla v4 engine and his fuel lasts. abeg shed more light on this; is this even possible and is it advisable? Your colleague drives a Toyota Harrier rebadged with Lexus logo. The RX330 never came in i4 unlike the Harrier. And it is not advisable to downgrade the engine. |
Car Talk › Re: Pictures Of A Pimped Peugeot 504 by Somatic(m): 2:37pm On May 06, 2017 |
The mirrors na wa!
And where are the door handles? Or the car na voice activated door opening? |
Romance › Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated A Woman by Somatic(m): 6:53pm On May 05, 2017 |
ellagabs: first of all, change dat ya topic, hw cn u "MISTAKENLY" giv her belle. was she pasin by wen u wia abt to trow ur spam over d fence n it mistakenly pour on her? I died |
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Replies Don Jazzy's Proposal (Picture) by Somatic(m): 9:02pm On May 03, 2017 |
okadoo: Your Fada!!! Hungry FOOL......
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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Replies Don Jazzy's Proposal (Picture) by Somatic(m): 8:22pm On May 03, 2017 |
okadoo: Don jazzzy you will need a very strong air fresher because of the odour that will ooze out when u bleep Linda. At least money will mask the odor. Instead of thinking of how to quench the poverty and hunger surrounding yhur destiny, you are using your 100MB data writing rubbish online. |
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Replies Don Jazzy's Proposal (Picture) by Somatic(m): 8:19pm On May 03, 2017 |
deflover: Hmmm aunty smelling pussy wan act film  Ya mama and ya sisters wey their puzzy dey scent; how e take EPP ya family? Rubbish! |
Family › Re: My Marriage On The Brink Of Crashing, Experienced People Needed Now. by Somatic(m): 8:42pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
adam500hr: Was not blind, met within 3 wks, got pregnant, told my parents i cant marry her cos i dont know her well, sbut they said in order to avoid shame for her family cos her pops was a pastor and that i woudnt want the same fate to become of my own daughter, that i'll just have to marry her. Thats where the story of my life began. This is what happens when Mugu marries Side Chic. If what you wrote is true, then your wife is being unreasonable and probably hasn't gotten it into her head that she's accountable to someone other than herself. Personally, I'd refuse to grant her her request. However, if you can't stand the pressure, you may through a proxy owner, "lend" her your money. Oga, monitor her calls and messages. Better be prepared before someone gives you "lapalapa" you don't deserve. |
Car Talk › Re: Range Rover velar 2018 Medol Left My Mouth Open Photos by Somatic(m): 9:29pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
With the console and steering controls now in LCD format, won't sunlight affect their appearance and ultimate use? Some things are needless truly. Nonetheless, the Velar is a very beautiful car. |
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Crime › Re: Malik Nasir Storming Lagos Creeks In Search Of Kidnappers, Shares His Experience by Somatic(m): 9:17pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Except Oga journalist came with a vag as standard, someone should epp tell him that men do not wee. |
Properties › Re: See What Tenants In Abia Were Asked To Bring To Bury Their Landlord (pictured) by Somatic(m): 1:24pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
IamaNigerianGuy: You should have been guided by your own advice and mum. What is your point? What concerns the tenants with the financials of burying the landlord? The rent they pay is not enough? Why stop at the tenants? Why not ask their wives, children and parents to chip in? Why not ask all cement dealers and builders in town to contribute as well since he was a man of property?
Rubbish. Not even the educated youth can be counted on to reason logically in Nigeria In these parts, a lot, whether you like it or not. And if he was a high standing member of the cement dealers and builders, they would pitch in as well. In your parts, I've witnessed worse. Tenants have been FORCED to buy the asoebi, contribute towards and even attend a landlady's burial INDIVIDUALLY. So who's more exploitative? To you now, my earlier assertion still stands. |
Properties › Re: See What Tenants In Abia Were Asked To Bring To Bury Their Landlord (pictured) by Somatic(m): 9:28am On Apr 19, 2017 |
It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk (or post) and remove all doubt of it. The picture is supposed to be contribution to the burial of the Landlord by the tenants. it is to be borne COLLECTIVELY and not individually. For a list like this, the landlord must have had A LOT of rented property, beyond a house with four flats. OP and mischief makers take note. |
Autos › Re: 2007 Honda Accord D.C. by Somatic(m): 11:50pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
dojumav: can i have d donut pls  Na the cake me want sef |
Car Talk › Re: Nissan Rogue Trail Warrior Project Sets Triangular Tracks For Adventure by Somatic(m): 8:45pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
By the time you drive this one for one week here, you will receive all kinds of bills from landlord association up to state ministry of works for damaging the road. |
Car Talk › Re: Which Of The 134a car AC Gas brands is the Best by Somatic(m): 8:41pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
Try vacuuming and checking for leaks and all that. If AC is certified OK, regas with Harp gas and testify.
NB, there are fake Harp gas cans in the market. The original can be identified by the nature of the tap. |
Celebrities › Re: Tboss' Family Announces Fans Can't See Her Yet Because Of Few Protective Measure by Somatic(m): 9:19pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
Zedoo: I dare say this girl is the BIGGEST personality to come out of the recently concluded show.....
Call it pride or whatever but she KNOWS what image management is....
See as she has refused to be in the winner's shadow...by not coming out yet.... She wants a buzz of her own.... Not as "co"....
She is building a suspense....
Because whether you like it or not I think the hate for TBOSS is bigger than the LOVE for efe or as big as....
She knows Exactly what she is doing by bidding her own time...knowing that regardless of when she comes out, publicity is more than guarranteed and even her "haters" will tune in to wherever she is, whether it is radio or t.v...and will also be there to "bash" her online...all to her image's popularity....
The more haters you have the more likely you will continue to be in the news.... Courting controversy and doing what they hate is a very good way to stay on their lips and make yourself a hot commodity.... Whilst she may arguably possess the biggest personality in the show, I think this step is a wrong one. While she may not want to be "in the winner's shadow", it would be wise on her part to also take advantage of the present euphoria of the BBN to launch something for herself. Nigerians have short memories. And we are not really awed by celebrities despite what social media tries to portray. Now is her chance to create her brand. We don't do suspense here. You make yourself deliberately scarce, we simply forget you and move on to the next gist. No time. Even Efe with all the hullabaloo is not immune to our forgetfulness talk more of a T-Boss. |
Travel › Re: Creepy Abandoned Places In Nigeria & Around The World: Stories Behind Them by Somatic(m): 9:19pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
Explorers: Nicosia International Airport, Cyprus.
Prior to the Turkish invasion on Cyprus in 1974, this was actually the most important airport in the whole country.
Today it is a no-man’s land, a United Nations buffer zone from which both Greeks and Turks are barred. Can we observe that despite the area being cordoned off, the place still has electricity. Here wey be all man land, light no dey. Also, Chernobyl, despite it being shut down still produced electricity from its reactors up till 2000. Yet over here, on top $16bn and counting all the "zations", we still dey do turn by turn for light. And we think we will make heaven? |
Politics › Re: ICPC Recovers 40 Cars From Ex-Directors Of Federal Ministry Of Water Resources(p by Somatic(m): 10:41pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
Come eh! Izit not the same 40 cars they claimed to have recovered since 2015 and 2016 that they're recovering again? Abi na so them go dey recover the same motor every year?
Lemme come and be going to my village. Ayam tayad of this Nigeria. |
Education › Re: Queen's College Orphan Pupil Buried (Photos) by Somatic(m): 10:33pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
The ex principal should be thoroughly investigated and sanctioned appropriately. Under her regime, a sexual assault cade was buried, rather the student involved was expelled. Now students have died of ailments denied and almost buried by her administration. She needs her dossier looked into. |
Car Talk › Re: Which SUV Should I Go For With A Budget Of #2M by Somatic(m): 4:26pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
2003-2006 Honda CR-V should do. A 2001/2 foreign used Toyota highlander woulda been possible pre Buhari. The locally used ones can still be sourced though. |
Car Talk › Re: Vintage Benz Left To Rot by Somatic(m): 4:09pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
This is what happens when vintage car gives vintage owner vintage problems. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Traveling To Ekiti State By Road In Grand Style (photo) by Somatic(m): 1:34pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
Oga baddess Nor scratch that Mercedes O. You never pay the balance finish. |
Politics › Re: Arthur Eze In Casual Outfit As He Visits Governor Ugwuanyi In Enugu. Photos by Somatic(m): 9:25pm On Apr 06, 2017 |
Did anybody "epp" me see that Terminator in a trenchcoat in the last picture? |