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RomanceRe: Why Do I Get Angry After Sex? by Someodds: 10:30pm On Nov 19, 2021
Bruno3000:
Is either you have a spirit spouse or ur gf has. Run to a deliverance ministry ASAP! Do not mind anybody here that might want to argue it. Act fast b4 the year runs out.
Nwa mugu
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Been Living With Family Friends Whose Son Is Asking Her Out by Someodds: 6:15pm On Nov 19, 2021
Nwa Mugu
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Young Dolph Shot And Killed In Memphis, Law Enforcement Sources Confirm by Someodds: 8:40am On Nov 18, 2021
timesup234:
Just another day in a shitthole called Amerikka. I rather live in a jungle with monkeys than live in Amerikka. It is even disrespefulct to the monkeys race to compare them to Amerikkans
See this one, Nwa mugu
RomanceRe: This Is How My Househelp Clean The House Since My Wife Travelled – Man Shares Ex by Someodds: 4:12pm On Nov 16, 2021
Nwa mugu
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu's Posters For Presidency Shared By Arewa Group In South-East by Someodds: 12:52pm On Nov 16, 2021
Ndi mugu.
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A 26-Year-Old Lady And I'm 21 by Someodds: 10:03pm On Nov 15, 2021
Another Nwa mugu.
RomanceRe: Sex With Slim Girls Feels Like Heaven by Someodds: 3:21pm On Nov 15, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
I'm Angryyyyyy!!!! cry angry angry angry
All my teenage years I have always hated slim girls. Girls with small breast.

Until yesterday I had sex with a slim bani
Guys this is my first sex with a slim girl
All my gf and ex's were all round or chubby.
I'm angry that all these years I could have been having great sex with slim girls instead of LAZY fat girls.
From Now I will only be fucking slim girls.
This girl made me cum 3 times
Only a slim girl can make this happen..
I feel blessed
Bitch motherfucker hahaha
FamilyRe: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by Someodds: 3:00pm On Nov 15, 2021
Rydermaverick:
Look man I've received enough insult on this matter some even calling me a kid cos of my opinion and I don't know your kinda person whether you also gonna dish one so I am gonna stick to my belief..
If you haven't witnessed it then I don't see any point forthcoming..
Do read my comment and come back and read yours again.
FamilyRe: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by Someodds: 2:51pm On Nov 15, 2021
Rydermaverick:
It's either you are lying or you are kindly exageratting or it didn't even happen cos this might be a framed story..
Naaaa shit happens beyond our ordinary eyes. He was a bad guy when he was alive. He needs spiritual movements, else he'll continue to worry people after his burial self.
RomanceRe: People are suffering outside Nigeria by Someodds: 11:29am On Nov 15, 2021
Zoharariel:
I’m even surprised the Ghanaian Police haven’t raided the hideout of these impending armed-robbers masking their hustle as “Yahoo Yahoo”. grin

Them plenty gan for Ghana. You see them constituting nuisances at “Lagos Avenue” in Accra every night.

I was in Ghana 2011 and stayed at East Legon. I was always going to drink Pammy and eating Eba with Egusi soup at Spintex close to Kotobabi. The place was owned by a Nigerian (Igbo man).

I wanted to Japa from Ghana to an European Country but it didn’t workout.

The bastard that invited me to Ghana lured me with the promise of getting me a Belgium visa but later got me a South Afrikan visa after 3 months.

Wetin I wan go to do for South Afrika? He said South Afrika is the Europe of Afrika. I told him I would rather return back to Naija than to go and be trafficking cocaine in Southy.

I would later find out that the tsunami of Xenophobia would have swept my “enemy” to the beyond if I had taken that wrong step.

Initially, I vowed never to return to Nigeria unless I cross over into Europe, but one night, Sango appeared to me in my dream with flashes of lightening and warned me to return to my father’s town.

That was when I began entertaining the thoughts of returning back to Naija.

Today, I am grateful to Sango. I am not rich yet but I’m barely broke.

If you use somebody else’s time to measure your journey in life, trust me - you’ll die before your time.

All those people shouting “Japa out of this Country”, let me tell you, majority of them are senseless secondary school children who are viewing life from their parochial lenses.

Yes, If you have money like $100k and above, you can Japa but if you do not, you better stay back in your village.

If you’re not careful, and especially if you do not have ENOUGH money, and you Japa out of this Country, omo, if you’re lucky to escape Prison, na for abroad dem go bury your corpse.

If you allow any bastard lure you to come hustle abroad without any concrete plans, you’ll be jumping from fry pan to fire.

Misery loves company, those who are already unfortunate abroad won’t tell you the truth.

They want you to come join them in their misfortunes, so that they can have sidekicks & buddies to travel down the abyss together with.
Coming from a real life experience.
PetsRe: Help My Dog Is Going Blind by Someodds: 10:42am On Nov 15, 2021
blingxx:
I don't know why Nigerians are like this ,this your comment is the reason why the rich hardly relate with poor people ,do you know his net worth? huh FYI that 1m might be nothing to him angry
What makes him rich? Buying ekuke 450k and coming to Nairaland to complain about the dog's eye problem. Nairaland na dog hospital. Looks like you're one of those asslickers cause of little change abi? Bleep off.
PetsRe: Help My Dog Is Going Blind by Someodds: 9:49am On Nov 15, 2021
Nwa mugu. Why don't you spend another 1M to do surgery on the poor dog.
FamilyRe: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by Someodds: 9:35am On Nov 14, 2021
From the hospital, I carried my less than 2yrs old nephew to bury him. It was a bad experience, but life most go on.
RomanceRe: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by Someodds: 11:49pm On Nov 13, 2021
Nwa mugu. Ur go cry later.
FamilyRe: Will You Allow Her To Stay With Her Parents, After Trad Without Church Wedding? by Someodds: 8:03pm On Nov 13, 2021
Sunnymatey:
as in. When she go drink Garri for hubby house she go get sense.
I still regret doing both knocking, trad and white wedding. My wife still come die on top after just four years.
Now imagine me going full circle again?
Ahhh brother.. so sorry man. Shit happens in a man's life. Take heart
CrimeRe: 35-year-old Man Defile Teenage Sisters In Asaba, Impregnate One (photo) by Someodds: 7:21pm On Nov 13, 2021
LilMissFavvy:
Something is definitely wrong* with Nigerian* men*. There is no day we do not see news of a man raping a girl, or father's raping their daughters, spits. undecided
Use the word "some" in sentence, else your also involved. Nwa mugu
FamilyRe: Will You Allow Her To Stay With Her Parents, After Trad Without Church Wedding? by Someodds: 7:16pm On Nov 13, 2021
Iyaebe:
That vows before God is the most important after bride price, so you are only fully and truly married after church wedding
Nwa mental mugu
FamilyRe: Will You Allow Her To Stay With Her Parents, After Trad Without Church Wedding? by Someodds: 7:14pm On Nov 13, 2021
Nwa mental mugu.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap Christiana Bernard In Rivers State (Photos) by Someodds: 10:50pm On Nov 12, 2021
What business is she into, looking like jack hammer.
RomanceRe: Can a graduate like me marry a financially stable illiterate woman? Please help by Someodds: 1:24pm On Nov 12, 2021
Impecca:
Illiterate is not just about reading and writing. If we're seeing an American movie together, she barely hear them grin
Man you can groom her to be a better woma. You'll be surprised.
RomanceRe: Can a graduate like me marry a financially stable illiterate woman? Please help by Someodds: 12:48pm On Nov 12, 2021
You're the illiterate here bruh. Calling someone who can read and write "illiterate"
CrimeRe: Wife Serves Her Husband Indian Hemp At His Workplace (Pictures) by Someodds: 5:20pm On Nov 11, 2021
Damn it bruh, major turn on bitch for life.
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija's Erica Gets A New Range Rover by Someodds: 10:14pm On Nov 07, 2021
Dshocker:
How come no big brother male contestants over the past 5yrs can either boast of a new car or a new house
Do they have pussy?
NYSCRe: NYSC Kicks Over Feeding Allowance For Corps Members As Prisoners Get N1000 by Someodds: 3:28pm On Nov 07, 2021
Are you not a prisoner in this yeye country?
RomanceRe: What's That Fantasy You Fufiled When You Got Rich by Someodds: 12:58pm On Nov 04, 2021
VerySad:
I am skilled in the following:

Web development - Intermediate
Copywriting - Intermediate
Blogging (WordPress) - Proficient
Proofreading - Expert
Content creation - Intermediate
Memory management - Intermediate
Office assistant/PA - Expert
Abeg if you can, employe this guy.

I can fit in anywhere.. Trust my words. cry

I just need a Job so I can take care of my mum cry
FamilyRe: What's The Advantage Of A Court Wedding To Men? by Someodds: 5:44pm On Nov 03, 2021
Lordsonn:
There are a lot of benefits for men:
1) If your wife died, all her properties belong to you.
2) If your wife dies, you are the one to decide where and how to bury your wife, not her family members.
3) Court wedding stops every family members from interfering in your marriage matter. The parents of your wife do not have a say in anything that concerns your marriage.
4) Court wedding take away every responsibility to your in-law from you. You are not under any obligation to buy anything for your in-law or do anything during burial of any of them
5) Whoever interfere in your marriage relationship is liable to 3 months imprisonment including your wife's mother.
6) If the husband dies, the properties automatically belongs to the wife and children. No family member will come and reap where they did not sow. Even the father of the husband have no say in the properties of the deceased person.

I did Court wedding and I'm enjoying it. Christmas is coming, I have no responsibility to give anything to in-laws and I mean it. I don't even go to greet them and don't want them in my house, because it is not a statutory obligation under the marriage Act.
Natural stingy man.
RomanceRe: My Best Friend Is My Worst Enemy, He Got My Girlfriend Pregnant. by Someodds: 5:11pm On Oct 31, 2021
Mugu did he rape her? I bet it was a mutually consented affairs between two adults.
Foreign AffairsRe: Italy: Sicilian Cyclone Kills Two And Drops A Year's Rain In 48 Hours( Pix,vid) by Someodds: 9:14am On Oct 28, 2021
Righteousness2:
Unprecedented Devastating Events ripping through he Nations and Continents

These Devastating events are not accidents nor are ther Merely the "NATURAL CYCLE OF THINGS"

The World is Enduring Events that are designed to bring about the End of Days and Cause us to Repent.

Listen Folks! Let no one Deceive you that things will get better or with a false hope of so called Climate Change Mitigations. They will only get Worse.

Let us Get ourselves Ready, because JESUS is Coming!!
You're becoming mentally ill with this nuisance.
PoliticsRe: Governors Ugwuanyi And Umahi Attend Mbaka's Adoration Harvest Service (Photos) by Someodds: 11:21pm On Oct 24, 2021
That smile on Mbaka face, you'll know what it means. 'Strong cash out' lol. Religion and politics... two head hydra.
Christianity EtcRe: Chimezie Godfrey, Abducted Catholic Priest Freed After 10 Days In Captivity by Someodds: 11:18pm On Oct 24, 2021
Capeverde:
Help me get justice for my building project destroyed by hoodlum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPZ_bni2gQM
Alaye you think say you de wise abi? You be mumu man. You refused to pay boys, but you can put sound track on this stupid video. 9ja too like stupidity sha... They can do gofunfme for you. Next time, don't settle boys. Nwa Mugu
RomanceRe: Avoid These Foods If You Want To Perform Well In S3xual Duties by Someodds: 6:54pm On Oct 23, 2021
Angrygoat:
Nothing to avoid here fool. After consuming every, buy one plastic origin bitters,freeze it for 3 days and down it for 3 days undiluted. You are r killing off sugar once
3 days on freezer bro, shit will get hard as rock.. how do you drink it blocked?

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