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Ola Johnson: "I realize, reminiscing about these events, that it is little wonder I decided to become a storyteller." - Chinua Achebe. There Was A Country (p9).

percipi1: Honestly, I ask that you and Ola Johnson ignore this guy called son-of-el. If you don't stop to exchange words with a mad man, reasonable people will start to question your sanity. Allow him to enjoy his self delusion. It is his fundamental right to be stupid. Don't associate with people like him. He's probably an Igbo outcast{ osu} trying desperately to be acceptable to the freeborn Igbo

rosebowl01: Thank you revolt for stating a point without pouring so much emotions into it. People, take it easy, life does not begin nor end here. Online chesting beating earns you nothing in real life but hypertension.

saipn: @son of hell it shows how foolish you are but i don't need to drag words with u

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saipn: @gbawe pls take it easy on dis ppl now.....dis ppl are not upto ur standard so take it cool with them

eggheaders: the same monosyllabic bonono still gat gut to rant. I guess your next response will be shut up.

Gbawe: Hahaha. Proof we are dealing with street hawkers and hustlers claiming to be "business gurus". When your comprehension skills are this awful, how can you earn money let alone teach others to do so. Perhaps you need to read what I wrote again, slowly and for the next 3 hours, to understand I never claimed to be Richard Branson. Rather, I was showing that your inane and abnormal response is not at all similar to that which can be expected from the sort of business man you alaba hustlers all pretend to be.

Son-Of-El:
''a tiger does not show its tigritude''- wole soyinka. Listen loser, i dont need to prove my business acumen to you, at least your nobel kinsman knows better. You and your immature reasoning sef...i laugh...
By the way, igbos have been recognised world over for their creative ingenuity. Yorubas second us. See the list of nigerian world class technological inventors as at 2010 alone:
1. Aloysius anaebonam-13 US patents.
2. Kunle olokotun-5 US patents.
3. Charles umeh-5 US patents.
4. Emeka Nchekwube-2 US patents.
5. Emeka cyprian uzoh-170(130 US alone) patents
SOURCE: http://patft.uspto.gov/netahtml/PTO/search-adv.htm

Gbawe: Don't let them dodge the bullet and take you in a direction that hides their ignorance and the fact that they are losers, empty braggarts and petty hustlers. Continue to insist they personally school us about business with their own direct ideas and unique insight. Nothing more nothing less. They are all "business geniuses" and we expect to be shown this since we Yorubas no sabi.

Abeg, accept no distractions. We want to learn business ideas from you guys who wrote the book and we believe everyone one of you is endowed from the womb to teach us this. The floor is your and do not disappoint. Please school us.

After all, we don't expect Donald Trump would find it impossible to talk about business. Why should we then accept how a braggart few, who claimed they a god-anointed "business" ethnic group, have now gone silent when we ask them to honour us lowly beings with their superior business clout?

Gbawe: I don't get this forum. Some indoctrinated haters from one ethnic group claim they are all natural business men. They say Yorubas are "not business oriented" and only "bankrupt businesses". Natural then to presume a large number of them are thus engaged in business and dominating.

What is more natural than asking these god-endowed business men to come and teach the rest of us about their all-conquering endeavours with specific emphasis on the 'magic' they are blessed with, as the special ones, that the rest of us are ethnically condemned to miss? Till now no single taker !!! Am I missing something? Those who should have business flowing through every pore of their skin, as they bragged is the case for many pages on this thread, have now disappeared? Should it not be 'no contest' considering the person challenging them is from an ethnic group that is "not business oriented"?

Anyway, I leave it to all good people on all sides (Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw, Hausa, Fulani et al) to draw relevant lessons from how this thread has ended vis-a-vis empty braggarts who talked the talk for many pages are now not able to walk the walk, when directly challenged, against others they claim is no genetic/ethnic match for them. Why some people would be aberrant enough to always go looking for trouble, only to cower when they get it, is beyond me.

eggheaders: reduce the dumb son of hell to a monosyllabic ranting bonono. laugh wan make I slap ombatse chief priest.

eggheaders: get a rope and hang your miserable self fuccktard. those words really strike a nerve in your peanut sized brain pinky.

eggheaders: hey dude your likes has be decimated in loads of one on one clash. guess what loser the driver that took my black yansh from eleyele to gate this afternoon is an hussling nna. thought you lots only go to lagos. also saw couple of your folks in primitive ido hawking phone accessories. common loser y'all lives depend on the southwest. will be hitting ikenna crib after some bowls of amala and greeting my Ibadan guys after a long time off. ikenna hate you braggarts like hell.

Gbawe: Olodo empty braggart. Did I not predict what you are doing now? Read my challenge again to you, the empty barrel Balkan and others and spare us the diatribe about what your kinsmen are doing. Shameless f00l. You think I did not anticipate that losers like you will reel off a list of achievers in your ethnic group? Why can losers like you never stand on your own two feet and on your own merit? Why always telling others you are all great by birth and then hiding behind names when thrown a simple challenge that should enable you to demonstrate your greatness?

You think hustling at Alaba makes you a "business man"? Can any of you f00ls come here and talk formal business with me, from your own perspective and experience as the "natural businessman" your ethnic group makes you or are you all, by avoiding this challenge, tacitly agreeing you are liars, losers and empty braggarts?

Gbawe: Don't mind him. A Yoruba who is "not business oriented" has just thrown him and his fellow braggarts a challenge and the cowards have all run away when they have the chance to wow us with their business flair. Personally I knew they would run. Deep down, these insecure tw1ts know petty trading, hustling and hawking is not "business". I bet not a single one of these clowns has ever registered a business or seen a feasibility report or tax return form in their life and they are here talking crap.

I would like to hear what these bunch of disorganised braggarts, petty hustlers and Street hawkers have to teach me about business since I am "not business oriented" and they wrote the book on business. Worthless loud-mouths. I don't like doing this but some people need a lesson in humility sometimes. Especially when, as ignorant losers and zeroes themselves, they insist on going around claiming others are "worthless", "not business oriented", "not on the world stage" and such unbelievably offensive garbage.

Anyway, the anonymity of the web means even pure water sellers can claim to be"business gurus". Still waiting patiently for the folks from the ethnic group where every single member is born a Donald Trump to come and educate me about "business". Afterall I am from an ethnic group that "is not business oriented" and it should be fairly easy for them to school me with their natural business mien. Please I am willing to learn since we Yorubas "no sabi". Empty braggarts !!!

4chi: Son of Hell, he dey pain you? Sorry o! Like the typical wrapper tying yaminrin that you are, this was the best you can come up with. Your FATHERS were decimated and lost a war so very hopelessly. I had to mention Yoruba war heroes who taught your forebears that the art of war is not about wrestling with amalinze the cat, eating akpu or shouting nzogbu,nzogbu all over the place like a demented pack. I tell you again,it's scorched earth this time if you try anything stupid.you are aa odious pack of people who find it hard to be at peace with your neighbours.

See the slowpoke talking about ingenuity,in what? Importing fake drugs and fake parts? Or carrying drugs to Thailand/ china and using the evil proceeds to import cra.ps to Alaba and ladipo?
Or opening "baby manufacturing factories", or kidnapping and armed robbery. Your so called republicanism is utter trash! Your forebears are primitives who couldn't organise beyond the village level ALL your major towns to this day are creations of the colonialists. May God punish lord lugard for lumping with us an evolving race of primitives who really should have been merged with their Pygmy brothers in the Congo...

4chi: Your forefathers said the same and were decimated. Your fate will be worse. This time there will be no Abidjan to run to under the cover of night and no French, Italians and south African mercenaries to prolong the war. Need I remind you that the black scorpion is still alive to do a final encore. Old soja never die even akinrinade and OBJ still dey! your fadas danced to reggae the last time, maybe it's time for your generation to dance awilo Makossa .ibos have NEVER and will NEVER win a war! It's not a flesh eating competition you know?you,that your forebears cannot build a SINGLE empire nor have a standing army dey talk. O ba iponripongba e!!!

4chi: ....."an going for juggling" typical spare part seller lingo. You came to Lagos barely 14 years ago and saw civilised existence for the first time in your miserable life and now you are going for

"juggling". You are living the life of your dreams in Lagos okoro so, you can juggle all you want. I trust you dare not do same in the gully streets of aba and not get kidnapped or the eroded
enclave of abakaliki and not get roasted and eaten up by your flesh eating tribesmen.


The £20 you losers were given should not have been given at all I blame Awo for the unnecessary benevolence for a tribe well known for never appreciating any gesture. YOU WERE A

CONQUERED RACE live with it. You lost the ONLY war you ever fought yet you still run your mouth all over the place. And what exactly have you done with the £20? Silly petty trading all over the place. The Forbes list came out and okoro nyamiri was nowhere to be found ! The Yoruba woman featured is richer than any ibo dead or alive and yet you still don't get it that in the REAL scheme of things the ibo is an evolving specie hence his rabid primitiveness. I can see you ranting about war in one of your responses. Be VERY VERY careful of what you ask for,or you just might get it... This time around there will be a victor and the vanquished. And there will no £20 pounds..

Gbawe: My man, I usually avoid these sort of threads because I know the utterances against the Yoruba ethnic group here are not that of decent Igbos. It is only the indoctrinated losers, who amount to nothing in real life, mouthing off. I also agree that hateful Yorubas can 'push buttons' too. Yet, lines are crossed when 1diots begin to talk of Yorubas being "Mediocre", "lazy" and such garbage.

There is no Nation of the world, whether Ghana, England or even in Nigeria itself, you go to that you will not see the Yorubas doing noticeably well in every sphere of human endeavour yet some m0r0ns, down to sheer indoctrination in hatred, will stay here lying about Yoruba companies going bankrupt and such similar false garbage. How can some lie to themselves that badly? I can't stand liars. People do not have to like others but telling the truth is a must in my book.

Gbawe: Empty barrel. You need to stay away from deceitful attempts at spinning what you wrote. You're not very good at it.



What exactly were you saying with the above you ignorant dolt? Is it not another attempt at empty braggadocio you now recant on when confronted with facts? When you delivered the above, what manner of ignorances lead you to brag about what others have too? What Oil or human resources does the SE possess not present in the SW or you think we are entertaining indoctrination-led lies and self-deceit here?

Gbawe: Shut up empty barrel. I don't care what anyone did. You defend yourself against others and I will defend my ethnic group from lies concocted by indoctrinated elements with chips on their shoulders leading to empty braggadocio that now typify some of you here. You claim you are this and that yet reading and comprehending is not even minimally your thing.

You are telling us asininely that "Should nigeria split, igbos will enjoy their oil and human resource ". Yet, how many times will it be repeated to you thickos that the SW has oil also, more than enough minerals and ,most importantly, manpower/human resources calibrated in the right way to optimally facilitate nation-building?

How can you guys be so ignorant and unintelligent yet you keep making claims to some "superiority" your semi-illiteracy holds up as a fraud? You are all just a disgrace to the decent Igbos here because they can only shake their head at your empty argument full of lies, vapid delusions of grandeur and nothing else. You run around deluding yourselves and never face facts and the truth on the ground. I only pity you.

Gbawe: Shut up you nauseating hypocrite !!! Where was your flowery peace message when "your people" thrash-talked Yorubas with the sort of lies that will test even the patience of Jesus? You only now have the gumption to speak up after the garbage antics of idiots has succeeded to provoke real anger.

When they made ludicrous and false claims, for several pages, against an illustrious people, to including the absolutely inane assertion that "the Yorubas contribute nothing to Nigeria", why did you not reprimand them as you do now? Why did you not call them to order and tell them "I respect every man, I dont judge someone based on where he is from, never. We are all black brothers" ?

It is only when a Yoruba poster gets really enraged at the ungodly lies and hateful character assassination that you now speak. Worthless two-faced coward !!!! Next time, speak when you should, especially against those who deserve it, and we may take you to be someone who "respects every man". Nonsense !!!!

Mighty Sparrow: Where are they? Emagwuli who was trained.in Akure SW ngozi Okonjo - Iweala trained in International school, Ibadan and a host of them. How many are trained from Onitsha or Aba market? Name any patented invention of igbo man home or abroad.

Mighty Sparrow: Where are they? Emagwuli who was trained.in Akure SW ngozi Okonjo - Iweala trained in International school, Ibadan and a host of them. How many are trained from Onitsha or Aba market? Name any patented invention of igbo man home or abroad.

Ola Johnson: I desire as ever that Odia Ofeimun, who believes Chinua Achebe lied in his last book, writes a novel to be titled "The Novelist Lied"; just as he did when he wrote his poem, "The Poet Lied" when he felt a fellow poet, J. P. Clark lied. Though he wrote an article, "The Forgotten Documents of the Nigerian Civil War", where he exposed lies, we need lies to be exposed.

funnyx: And you an achebe worshper

Ola Johnson: Abia.