₦airaland Forum

Justbeingreal:


With all the recent happenings..

I'm really giving the baby mama thing a thought because las las is like this marriage thing na confirm scam...

No be lie Ooo...

But if you meet a loyal lady, keep her close.

Fisiryorh:
I see 2/5/2029!!!....OP HOW COME??

Seems like we are already in the future.

All thanks to NairaLand.

IAmKinging:
Seriously, you guys commenting "this and that"; would you have expected her to be killed? Whether the gun jammed, didn't fire or whatever happened, she's alive and thank God for that.
If she had been shot dead, y'all would have been typing RIP.
Which is better, to say "THANKS Be To GOD" or to say "RIP"?
Oh, y'all of little or no faith!

E tire me. Would they have prefered the post to be about death?

Nigerian ehhhh...

Siralgebra04:
People keep saying Tontodick is trying to make money from d noise she's making on social media. Can someone enlighten me on how such trend turns to money o. Oya d gurus, answer this.

Am thinking it could be from YouTube views, paid interviews, reward from supporters, etc.

Am not a guru Sha... Just speculation.

Since we can't ascertain that she is losing by making her marital affair public, she might as well be gaining a lot from it.

martineverest:
u want to sell someone's visa?...are u this dumb?

You are dumb for broadcasting your ignorance...

If you don't know you learn G.

A lot of niggaz do it... But I don't.

I move legit.

MiddleSpot:
Shallow try harder, if you can pierce my armor I'm sending you ten boxes of chocolate anywhere you are in the world. My USD mastercard is ready for you..

Damn!

That was deadly.

It's safe you stay true to your name and leave him at the MIDDLE SPOT.

LOL

TheAngry1:
Nah brah, the joke's on you, the driver and the guy who made the silly post. What if he never returned it? Maybe he shouldn't have, then at least we would know he is isn't a noble man. You are all shameless people! I grew up been told not to collect gifts when you do good deeds. My parents said 'thank you' was the highest level of gratitude. Clearly, we grew up in different generations.

You grew up in no generation.

You are obviously a liar... You can't truly say you haven't received gift as reward for your good deeds bro.

My parents thought me that too and yesterday when my deposit was under casted by 50k, when I later realised and went back to the bank and the bulk room lady had to do urgent balancing of her book to ascertain if my submission is true or not...

When she verified that my deposit was under casted and attempted to give me the 50k I told her to give me 45k and keep 5k.

She was grateful, but I was most grateful, because she has all it takes to say otherwise but she didn't.

Reason I reacted to your comment to that guy was because it was insulted on 'first take', and I wouldn't know if that's how your parents raised.

But I believe you are entitled to your opinion anyway, just don't insult people.

martineverest:
who will be sell the passport to?...u are as dumb as Ur comment

Don't talk about what you don't know...

Approved VISAs that have not been used are resalable.

This is Nigeria.

MiddleSpot:
Do you deserve a dignified response? Guess not.

I did that on your behalf ...

TheAngry1:
You are clearly stupeed. So you should be paid for doing good? Nonsense! No wonder your graphic design never hammer!

The joke is on you. Why would you insults him...

What if the cab driver never returned those items and sold the US visa for atleast a million what will the case be.

That he is a thief

What is required is due compensation which correlates with the work done.

Oga... It's not easy to do good in Nigeria.

It's true the driver should not complain about whatever he is given but I don't blame him for doing that... It's obvious the lady did not really appreciate his good deeds.

Kokaine:
my brother...

I appreciate you too oh.. Abeg no vex. This Nigeria as a country is not easy. I'm actually not happy here. I'm doing my best to see this Canada thing. We don't appear to be serious about development here at all. I look around my environment in the north, I see almajiris everywhere begging, my heart sinks, I turn on the TV, communal clashes and slaughter everywhere, kidnapping now a business run by police dpos and community leaders. change station, I see a senator dancing, turn to another station, SARS is killing innocent people. Joblessness among the youth, no guide at all. I really feel bad about this country. I feel bad!! I wish our kids are able to effect the change we have been talking about. Its heart rendering.

I feel your pain... Am in the East and things are bad here too; though not as bad as you explained it to be in the north.

Am also working on the Canada stuff. Wish you all the best.

ishawlar:
Oga weting be ur own. U no dey Bleep all girls way u dey carry 4 back

I think he is gay.

Kokaine:
if your 100k Gucci top is soaked in mud and tattered, it becomes better to put on a clean 200naira shirt. It shows our values as a people. The CBN is not wrong to take measures to ensuring cleaner notes at this point in time. Currency devaluation, redenomination and increase innproduction, decrease in import, diversification of revenue generating mechanisms and many other measures are what determine the power of our currency and all these things cannot be achieved in a short time. Should we now say until we achieve this, our currency should not even face a aesthetic face value?

You have a point. Big one.

All am saying is that the aesthetic fave value of money does not correlate with the intrinsic face value... Relating it to ForEx is a no no as well. A dirty #1,000 cannot be substituted for #500 because it is dirty.

You made a genuine point here... My submission is that having clean (minted) money is good but VALUE DOES NOT START FROM APPEARANCE..

I appreciate your response.

How them carry know the value of mutilated/dirty notes?

My naijaaaaaaaa...

bettercreature:
EMEFELE want to loot his own before signing out

I sensed that as soon as I read the first topic on this... Now they have attached a figure to it; 7.9tr

I won't be surprised if he resigns or is sacked after this.

BLUEJAYY:
For the life of me, I can't just get spellbound by someone, anybody. I can't just imagine being so emotionally vulnerable and helpless. I can literally exist 'alone' without needing love and affection from anyone. People are manipulative, I swear.

It takes majority of people a long time to get to that state of mind. Happy you are there.

Alpha Male.

Kokaine:
Value starts from appearance. A dirty and badly torn 1000 naira is disgusting to handle. If speaks volume about we as a people. Don't you like mint? You take mint to spray in weddings because you appreciate its neatness. Let's be clean first abeg

This doesn't relate to what the guy is talking about.

If am to add... Value doesn't start from appearance when it comes to money... Many factors are considered, but definitely not appearance.

Printerscanner:

No responsible business man will allow his children become DJ, fashion designer and musicians while his business is being managed by "outsiders". Can't you see Dangote's children managing his businesses? Can't you see Adenuga's children managing his businesses? Can't you see Tinubu the Jagaban's children managing his businesses? Can't you see Ndimi's children managing his businesses? Otedola is definitely a failed father.

Uninformed post.

Not everyone is destined to succeed in their parents career path...

It's the Nigerian factor tho...

azraeljaheel:
Hulu card for sale

Am interested. What follows? Am at owerri

Rosarie:
That's not true.
So showcaseing your loved ones is now a criteria that they cheat.
Let me tell you something.
There are still men who do not cheat .
You can take it to the bank
It was from original money notes you get the fake one.
Pls stop generalizing rubbish cos u feel you are a celebrity

Best comment ever. You just said the real truth. Most times we are forced to believe nonsense just because some set of uninformed people affirm it.

Thanks for this.

It's true ICAN have her lapses but having more than one Accounting body in a country makes the profession vulnerable...

Of course ICAN have a forensic section, they produce forensic accountants too...

crazyABO:
Where is the jacket they said all sars must put on? Where is the logo Even breaking rules right in front of the court of law it's time people start going to their houses to mob them maybe kill one or two to serve as warning to the rest

Take the lead...

And we'll

ItsJagaban:
THE EXTENT PEOPLE GO SEF.
OMO, I CAN'T FIT

The joke here made my day

faithfull18:
You are right. Most Nigerians have a way of using people, I don't just understand it. As soon as they are done with you, they move on to the next person. As long as you allow it, they are ready to leech and you aren't allowed to say 'no' because as soon as you do, you become a bad person, they don't mind telling others, they never remember the good you have done.

So true.

I have been a victim many times.

iammo:



Even. Queen Elizabeth visited him.

Obasanjo's only mission in Nigeria as sent by the western world(through several training in England, US and India), was simply to keep Nigeria Underdeveloped by blocking all progress in the power sector, Encouraging bad governance through imposition of weak presidential candidates and making sure Nigeria never get to develop ajaokuta steel complex

Anytime Obasanjo ask Graduates to go back to farm in modern terms i laugh, western world wants you as farmers and their kids as manufacturer. While you work on cotton platation, kardashian sisters become billionare fashion mogul without even knowing how cotton plant looks like, or know how to actually sow cloths

Egypt added 12000megawatts of electricity to their grid in just 3 years without nuclear or coal they now export electricity to ethopia earning cool forex, Obasanjo dribble us on electricity for 8 years his stooge played us and sold Nepa to people who intentionaly wont give meters or transformers, and forced independent power plant owners to serve the national grid or loose their license. There by fufilling western cardinal agenda of non competitive Nigeria.

Seriously this is the most 'woke' comment I have come across. Sadly, it is true.

PhenomenalMorgan:
Try to reset the camera to default settings
Or check for a security update, update if available and see if it persists

I appreciate your response.

But I have done all that...

Yesterday was the third time I updated the phone. Over 1.5gb each time I do that; though there are changes in other aspects of the phone but the camera is still that way.

Only thing is that its not all the time.

I read somewhere in Quora that I should shake the phone whenever such happens, surprisingly when I do that for a minute or 2 it normalises.

But for how long? As long as the camera app is on. If you off am on am again, it's blur

Am a big Nokia user. Just got to know about this thread.

Am having a challenge with my Nokia 8 camera.

If I want to snap with the normal camera I notice it has autofocus issue, either it's shaken or blurred, but after a while and possibly shaking the phone it will stabilise.

It's quite embarrassing when a friend who wants to snap notice such.

But this doesn't happen with the selfie camera or the monochrome mode, only for coloured or combined shots.

Any idea on how to go about it?

I can't wait for Nokia 9 to be released in Naijaaaaaaaa so I can cop it

rentAcock:
Your father is foolish

Maybe...

But he gave birth to an international icon like me not a chef like you

Well... I understand. It's common amongst chef.

Sincerely I didn't notice that in the video. What I get from the song is what you earlier stated: the need to work hard and increase your revenue Avenue.

No need furthering this course, it does no good.

But it is a valid criticism I must say.

rentAcock:
She's not physically beautiful although I'm very sure she's spiritually beautiful and has a beautiful voice. Her mother raised her right and if she continues on this path, she might even be bigger than her mother. I don't care what anyone says, call it idolizing, imortalizing or worshiping but as long as I'm on this earth I will always remember that in nineteen ninety four Rashidi Yekini became the first Nigerian player to score in the world cup tournament where we defeated Bulgaria 3-0.

I call it foolishness...
Making unrelated contributions...

But on the other hand, I realised that each month a new psycho is born, and NairaLand is not an exception.

Where is Niki Lauda?

My best sportsman ever

Wike We know.