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oga don't spend that money, keep it safe in a place, sooner or later you'll definitely know how it came about, 70k surplus , Money don't just appear from nowhere.

Lol , what's our business this morning with this foreign affair?

UceeGod:
Most of you guys didn't read the story. He didn't defend the teacher, he only flayed the Civil Defense for not making investigation before concluding a rape case.

Any sexual relationship with a minor is rape.

camobri:
you need to follow instructions. i am super thick. been using it.

so it should be grinded and mixed with dry gin?

I heard its harmful when consumed.

DateMynd44:
thanks alot for the emboldened and me I was like planning to delete her number and block her off if she turns me down.
okay when I once told her I have plans of marrying her after school, her response was like "okay may God have His way"
don't know what that means

It means you stand 90% chance ,but the other 10% is a huge percentage and can be critical if you're not careful. Good luck bro.

DateMynd44:
there's this bestie I have and we've been bestie since 100 level, I've always told her that I'll wanna marry her after I grad. now we're in our 300 and she at times gets angry if I don't call her as I always form busy and anytime I asked to see her she doesn't hesitates even during odd hours.
now she has never dated before according to her and she told me that guys have started asking her out and now I have also developed feelings for her so should I ask her for a relationship/girlfriend?
I'm scared of being turned down cos she respects me a lot and sees me as a child of God.

luvyaself95 Tpiander excessmon

There's nothing wrong in asking her out provided your intentions are genuine.. She already know the type of person you are so go ahead and express your feelings to her.

On the other hand, in the event that she turn you down, don't take it too personal, continue being the good friend Youve always been.

you're not fully a man if you're unable to handle and deal with rejection maturely .

God knows I hate that guy's personality. He's just a lousy old fool that can't control his mouth.
Cuz she's being friendly ,he now think she's into his low life.
His warri attitude is just too fake

We already know them bro, but they're protected by immunity, they're our politicians they're the real evil in our system eating and dealing with us from within.

I won't tell you to collect your phone or not, but what I'll tell you is this;

Make peace with her, tell her whatever she did with the guy is already in the past,
Make her feel very comfortable, be more romantic this time
call her over to your place or any place you both decides to meet, give her a nice treat, don't go for her vj o but if she offers it then take it with an open hand and hit it like never before, when she's about going, give her enough tfare and see her off.

After two days, call her over again, ask for her phone, at this point she won't have anything in mind, if it's unlocked, then lock in back and ask for her password, she'll gladly give you, go straight to her music and play a nice song, make sure you dance to the song ,you can invite her to join you, after rocking her, just call her outside
while she's there just leave her and go back to your house and lock the door then give her the GOOD NEWS from your window. �

DSHADOWWALKER:
come on,that is childish now,if God sud treat we human beings this way,where will you think we will be today??.Anyways,he sud maintain his worth by leaving d phone for her,it shows d phone is just a bit of what he had to offer that she will miss.

sustain which worth? the girl does not value his worth so there's nothing to sustain....., not just the first time she's doing it so obviously she has no regard for him, at times one have to be childish to teach some people a tough lesson.

y'all are passing judgement on the guy already.. calm down babe, I think it's too early to conclude, observe him for few more days......call and chat him up if that'll make you feel better.

The deed is done and cannot be undone do you have to man up and tell your parents about it, you have disappointed them already by impregnating a girl, not telling them now or telling them later will be another disappointment.

For the family of the girl, you don't necessarily have to do any rites now, accepting the pregnancy is a step in the right direction that's taking responsibility.
Your family and her family should come to a sort of agreement now on how to take care of the girl and your babies on the way.

This one you're saying you don't like the girl, you better start loving her in all possible way you can, don't be an ass of a guy, you said it, she's been there for you all the while.
Don't let the pressure get to you too much, many guys had been in situations much worst than yours
No think am too much, na woman you give belle, you no kill person... If you handle the situation well now, in years to come you'll be very happy that you did.children are blessings from God, it doesn't matter how they come or conditions surrounding their conception..

For the hypocrites shouting why would he have sex without protection as if we all are not guilty of that, 99% of us are in it, so stop pretending and help the brother with your words.

Fountainofyouth:
From being a 19 year old preparing for jamb to getting a high profile job within this year, is God not wonderful

Awon nairaland FBI, hahaha

DonDaniDee:
Let me talk about my ex because I am not in any relationship at the moment.
I went to a certain plaza and just as I can off the okada that dropped me, I noticed two girls stepping out a car that just packed. Due to the way the car park was, the cars parked there were somehow tightly close to each other so one has to practically squeeze themselves out of the vehicle. This was exactly what the two girls did and suddenly something dropped from one of the girls but unfortunately she didn't even notice and they started moving inside the plaza so I quickly went to pickup what dropped. Lo and behold it was her smaller purse because she also had a hand bag which is probably why she didn't notice. Inside the purse was a lot of 1k notes, her ATM and some other little stuffs so I just closed it immediately.
At first one mind was telling me to just remove the cash and keep the purse back were I saw it but then I knew that was a big time mess up so I took the purse into the plaza to search for them, because the plaza isn't that big. Luckily I found them and I walked up to her with confidence. In my mind I said I will just approach her like a normal gentleman that wants to toast a girl and if she does anyhow I will show her pepper by taking the money and throwing the purse away (although I was just messing with my head). Immediately I approached her and released the hello, her smile just melted my heart. She was so charming and didn't even for a second ask like who is this guy self. I asked her name and she told me, then I told her I wouldn't want to distract her shopping and I am also in a hurry so we could exchange numbers and get to chat later. Immediately she tried to get her phone from her bag, that was when she shouted in shock and realized her purse was missing. I quickly brought it out and told her how I saw it fall and that was actually the reason I approached her. Imagine the way the hugest me immediately, her friend was just looking at me and smiling.
Anyways we got to exchange numbers and one chat lead to another we had our first date and the rest became history. We were so in love with each other but we already knew we couldn't get married for certain reasons. Am from the South, and she is from the east. She is the only daughter of a very rich business man based in Lagos and she told me her father will never ever support her marriage outside of her place and I understood very well because I know how those men are. They will love someone that they have trained in their line of business to marry their daughter so that the wealth remains within.
We actually enjoyed a beautiful three years relationship before the time came when we had to split ways as she was to travel overseas for her masters degree. Till date we haven't seen or spoken and it's best that way so that we both move on perfectly well.

me that I've been working in plazas all these years and I've never seen any fine girl's purse to pick o, and you think life is fair.

Wetin puna and gbola go cause for this life eeh... in Joyner Lucas voice, God please take our privates and give us extra kidney...Malaysian connect

Sorry to ask but what exactly do you want to apologize for?

Don't let any woman force you into unprepared family life....
you might think you're making enough money now cuz its just you alone.... Free both of them and work on a long term project which is yourself and your future.

jimmyLd101:
Some people no even get sense you get HIV you they find Nigeria Navy abi na waiting him talk self are you medically fit? You get HIV na Oyo be ur case nobody wan sell form for yourself no be America we they ooo.You get HIV better go die jeje

Congrats, you're now at the highest level of stupidity.

Okoyeebo:
Where are those Igbos saying Lagos is no-man's land?

You come to our land, we host you, you make money only for you to turn around and insult our traditional institutions and call Lagos no man's land.

Obiano specifically called Lagos no man's land and Igbos supported him. Eventually, he kicked Ebonyi okada riders out and renamed Abakaliki Street to Club street.

The kind of hospitality we have given you economic refugees, Igbos from other states can't enjoy it in Anambra and vice versa.

Let me tell you guys, ALL markets in Lagos would have Iyalojas and Babalojas. If you don't like it, get da feck out of Lagos.

By the time all our markets fall under traditional Yoruba leadership, let me see the Igbo man with guts to call Lagos no man's land.

So much hatred and bitterness

At this point in your life the only thing that matters to you now is being funny and sexing you hard abi, have you told your guy to up his sex game? have you told him how you like getting it? he's probably taking it soft on you as a woman he wants to marry but you prefer that guy that's giving it to you like someone that's trying to get the value of his money from a sex worker. For you both to be in a relationship for 10years that means that a level of compatibility. Ask yourself, am I going to be Hot forever? will good sex be my priority in many years to come?
when you answer these questions then you go with your best option. ...

why waste my time sef when I know you've made up your mind to go with your new catch

In ilorin especially university area, 90% of girls go on waist beads, I grew to love it...... I bought one for my ex

Ubenedictus:
How do you want the goverment to provide all that american amenities when we dont pay tax? or they told u america became a super power before american began paying tax?

How do you expect people to pay tax when government does not care about the citizens? it's only when you give that you expect something in return... Do you know how many SMEs that got off business due to the unfriendly and stiff policies of government?
I'm not in support of tax evasion but the government should do better.

Government always coming to reap where they did not sow...... In America the government provide for you right from birth, support you in every way they can so when you grow up and start making it, you give back to government by paying tax to enable them support the dependent population (children and aged) . We'll keep evading tax unless government does something to support the citizens

Ijaycool:
Lol,
Lord purify my heart and ears...

I didn't know why I rushed with speed to this thread, I almost injured myself, then I understood cassava really meant cassava, like cassava, normal cassava as we use to know.


I need prayers.

Not today Satan, it's almost weekend.
Lord keep your daughter clean


Modified: I think someone misunderstood this comment, I wasn't rushing to see the 'big cassava' I was rushing to see the 'stupid man' who decided to show cassava... Someone DM-ed me, I replied, next thing in my mailbox is picture of a peniss, felt irritated and disrespected . Well I think that was a joke taken too far. I am not interested in that, thanks.

Please don't hesitate to expose and disgrace any fool that refuse to have sense in this 2019

tolanibae:
How can you justify cheating, betrayal and bringing another man’s child into her matrimonial home?

I'm not justifying anything here please, it's just a thought just thinking out loud.. many men has led their wives into crime all in the name of looking for a male child.

it's just a "maybe "

Tallesty1:
It is always a man's fault yea?

Did my comment in anyway suggest that? I only said maybe "maybe"
I'm not in support of the woman's act

Tallesty1:
It is always a man's fault yea?

Did my comment in anyway suggest that? I only said maybe "maybe"
I'm not in support of the woman's act

Softness147:
I know u can do worst. u can even sleep with monkey

This shows how immature you are... insulting someone for his opinion... you need to grow up kid!

Maybe your desperation for a male child pushed her to the extreme.

lilianofentse:
can you stay a year without weed? The first time i tried to stop, after a month I started feeling bored. Thats how it is. I dont smoke again tho. I just put it in food and consume its much safer that way, especially when I dont have appetite

Yeah, eating it in food is better than smoking it.... but drinking tea with it is heavenly.. boil it and extract the water, then make a quality tea with it.