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RomanceRe: Please, Can A Woman Who Has This Number Of Bodycounts Still Be Celibate Or? by Spanki(f): 5:12pm On Mar 13, 2023
Too many body counts for women is not good, for men they have a rod, but a woman has a hole that is being drilled😆 and men's rod come in different sizes, shapes, and length.. So it's a dicey situation 😁 But if she told you 33.. just Multiply it by 3. Now that's a very scary nasty figure of different shapes and sizes🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Obi: Tinubu’s Victory Not God’s Plan For Nigeria by Spanki(f): 4:32pm On Mar 13, 2023
PoliticsRe: 2023: Even Supporters Of Winners Disappointed With Process - US Diplomats by Spanki(f): 4:23pm On Mar 13, 2023
IamV:
Nobody is proud to recognize Tinubu as their president in Nigeria except for a very few group of unfortunate individuals.
And it is you who dominates Asian prisons that has the best view right? Quite laughable😂🤣😃😄😂
PoliticsRe: Festus Okoye: INEC Will Not Allow Any Political Party Access To its Database by Spanki(f): 10:41am On Mar 13, 2023
Massiveglory:
There is heavy tension in the air .
The new Nigeria is air born.
The revolution will be televised.
Because of what if I may ask? So because he won south east, you expect him to win in South West and North Westhuhhuh Revo wetinhuh?
PoliticsRe: Soludo: CBN Has Directed Banks To Accept And Dispense Old Naira Notes by Spanki(f): 8:42am On Mar 13, 2023
UselessBuharist:
Soludo is now the governor of CBN Anambra branch
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😃😄😅😅😅😅😀😆
PoliticsRe: Wike: I Was A Drinking 40-Year-Old Whiskey When Atiku Marched To INEC In Protest by Spanki(f): 11:28am On Mar 12, 2023
RomanceRe: What Are You Doing With A Man That Can't Meet Your Needs? by Spanki(f): 7:40am On Mar 12, 2023
EriMma1:
No no no... You tell me?

A man who cannot meet your needs should not be anywhere around you because he'll only be a stumbling block to your progress and cause you to miss out on great opportunities that would have come your way through those who understand the assignment. Don't ever let such men around you.

I've never been an advocate for starting small with a man after my past experiences even before the economy got this bad not to talk of now that it has plunged deep into meltdown.

A lot of ladies who went into such mess in the early 2000s are still carrying the family till today while the men are struggling to meet up with no headways or hopes in sight. This takes me to the next point.

As a single man still struggling, don't ever brainwash or be brainwashed by any girl to go into marriage and manage with you until things get better. Y'all have seen that e go better has become the prayer of a poor man. So run away from such trap. Make it to a reasonable level first before going for a woman.

I don't want to begin to go into details of the eventualities that may likely occur and become very grave due to inability to tackle them financially. Use your tongue to count your teeth.

I remember a long time ago when I was dating one struggling guy. The aunty asked him a very good question I'll never forget in my life and that taught me a lesson I've been applying in life's situations.

He invited me to come spend the weekend with him that the aunt was around so I could feel relaxed. When I got there and the aunty saw me, she called him aside and asked him the following.
You know we are struggling to eat in this house. Your salary is not enough and you brought in a young girl. What if there's an emergency in the course of her stay, what will you do? How will you go about it? When he told me, I became scared and thought the aunt was right. I now remembered one certain time I visited a friend. So that night we strolled out to buy suya. I don't know if it was from the suya paper or the unhygienic environment it was prepared that gave me food poison. That night, I didn't know where I was. Serious stomach cramps and I was just coiling up in the room that day holding my stomach. Again this lawyer guy no get shishi to even take me to the nearest clinic. In his confusion he gave me garlic to chew. That seemed to help a little but omor, I broke up with him.

So, with this few points of mine, I believe iv been able to convince and not confuse you on the need to stay away from a man that cannot cater for your needs.

If you attack me, it shows you're a struggling guy or dating a struggling guy. Una eyes go soon clear. My own don clear tey tey.

Enjoy.
Avoid these kind of women!!!! Life is up and down!!! This is not the kind of women you should say Hi to how much more date! This is a gold digger! This kinda lady will sleep with your friends and neighbours when the breeze of tough times blows you, this kinda lady clame to be classy but trust me, she has no pedigree!!!
PoliticsRe: Prince Odi Okojie Dedicates Certificate Of Return To His Wife, Mercy Johnson by Spanki(f): 4:47pm On Mar 11, 2023
Gistsnaijamedia:
House of Representatives member-elect for the Esan South-East/Esan North-East Federal Constituency, Odiasen Okojie, has dedicated his certificate of return to his actress wife, Mercy Johnson.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CppJoaYIR3m/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Very serious babe🤗 Unlike some gold diggers🙄🙄🙄🙄
PoliticsRe: Mahmood Yakubu Should Face Prosecution, PDP Tells Police, DSS by Spanki(f): 11:32am On Mar 11, 2023
caprini1:
Apart from infrastructure,PDP did better than the mess APC is taking the country through.....living was better,food was very affordable ,nobody was running away from the country in quantum ....yes,they stole ,but not as much as APC is doing at the moment.300 billion for a sham election and another 300 billion for a soon to be sham census.....almost 8yrs and no single refinery is working and billions are still been pumped in for turn around maintenances....i can go on and on.APC is evil.
Ah.. hmm.. we cannot forget easily what we went through please. This party is why APC had a chance, they politiced Boko Haram than kill their sponsors, Nigeria army budget rose to N999b same as the growth of Boko Haram. Maybe you don't reside in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Naira Crisis: States Plan Contempt Proceedings Against Malami, Emefiele by Spanki(f): 11:06am On Mar 11, 2023
Islie:
[uri]for bf]…serve AGF Supreme Court judgment, demand immediate compliance[/b][/i]

https://punchng.com/naira-crisis-states-plan-contempt-proceedings-against-malami-emefiele/?amp
Jokes apart! Emefiele should be jailed, for a very long time.
PoliticsRe: Mahmood Yakubu Should Face Prosecution, PDP Tells Police, DSS by Spanki(f): 10:59am On Mar 11, 2023
Islie:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/mahmood-yakubu-should-face-prosecution-pdp-tells-police-dss/
Look at this yeye party that sucked 16 years of our good life from us and won't allow us to use our eyes and ears to hear better things. Please keep quite. Imagine their boldness🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
PoliticsRe: GVR Visits Makoko Slum In Lagos (Photos) by Spanki(f): 9:12am On Mar 11, 2023
Sorrynovex:
Picture Slides from Labour Party Gubernatorial Candidate For Lagos State, Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour's visit to the Riverine Areas of Lagos State.

If e pain you scream

#sorrynovex
Me am enjoying the way he is opening up the slums 😊😊😊😊 but can not be Governor of Lagos State. Please expose more slums...
RomanceRe: Paris-based Nigerian Lady Says She Will Pay Any Man Who Agrees To Marry Her by Spanki(f): 4:46pm On Mar 10, 2023
officialwdhtv:
Paris-based Nigerian business-woman seriously begs for a husband urgently and says she will pay any man who agrees to marry her.

Take a listen!!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oveb5XtSRA
I yam not interested 😋😋😋😋😋
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo To Tonto Dikeh: You Are A Despicable Liar & Emotional Child Abuser by Spanki(f): 4:03pm On Mar 10, 2023
GLeesMODEL:
https://www.statepress.ng/2023/03/you-are-despicable-liar-and-emotional.html
Did she not say the willy of Churchill is like a biro coverhuh So what da heckhuh Leave this dude alone or is the boy beginning to ask of his dadda😂😂😂😂 women will never learn! It's a man's world 🤾🤾🤾🤾🤾🤾🤾
Foreign AffairsRe: South African President Ramaphosa Stares At Sindisiwe Chikunga Backside by Spanki(f): 3:56pm On Mar 10, 2023
Ndlistic:
Moment South African President Stare At Minister Of Transport Ass In Viral Video

Looking Nyash Killing Goat. Trending Video of South Africa’s President, Cyril Ramaphosa stylishly checking the Curves of the country’s new Transport Minister, Sindisiwe Chikunga.

In the viral video the President was seen admiring the beautiful creature from God but has to remove his eyes immediately.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0H1mgq9r_A
That is a very very big butt!!!
PoliticsRe: They Are Wearing Black, I'm Wearing White - Wike Mocks Atiku And PDP Leaders by Spanki(f): 11:37am On Mar 10, 2023
TravelRe: 10 Passengers Burnt To Death In Oyo Auto Crash by Spanki(f): 11:35am On Mar 10, 2023
LuQuLuQu:
Stop quoting me with your crooked fingers
😁😂🤣😂
BusinessRe: Customers Groan As Banks Exhaust Old, New Naira Notes by Spanki(f): 11:27am On Mar 10, 2023
dre11:
•Banking halls, ATMs deserted •We’re expecting fresh supplies, say DMBs



https://sunnewsonline.com/customers-groan-as-banks-exhaust-old-new-naira-notes-2/
I have never witnessed this kind of evil before... This is pure evil!!! A faceless cashless Policy!!!
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Begs Edo Residents To Accept Old N500 And N1000 Notes by Spanki(f): 11:20am On Mar 10, 2023
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Kills 35 IDPs Fishing In Borno by Spanki(f): 11:17am On Mar 10, 2023
TravelRe: 10 Passengers Burnt To Death In Oyo Auto Crash by Spanki(f): 11:16am On Mar 10, 2023
LuQuLuQu:
Tinibu mandate thief...

Yesterday was Enugu and Lagos

Today is Oyo

Tomorrow is?


The gods are angry with him


Give back the mandate to its rightful owner so that more bloodshed will be averted..


RIP to the dead...
Stop reasoning with your molar teeths!
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Leads March In UK To Protest Against Conduct Of Nigeria's Elections by Spanki(f): 7:40am On Mar 10, 2023
TMSMedia:
Reno Omokri Leads March In The UK To Protest Against Conduct Of Nigeria's Elections (Photos)

Reno Omokri leads march in the UK to protest against the recently conducted elections
Reno Omokri led a march in the UK on Thursday, March 9, to protest against the elections that held in Nigeria, IGBERETV reports.

The former presidential aide stood at the Nigerian High Commission with other Nigerians in the disapora to protest the recently concluded elections.

Despite the rain, the protesters continued their march and held placards carrying different messages.

"All we are saying, give us free polls," one placard reads.

Another reads: "Ariwoola, you praised G5. You are compromised. Step down from the election."

Reno shared the video of their protest on Instagram and he wrote:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cpkg1FNjY81/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

In another post, he wrote:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpkwZ_bD4hJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Joblessness is a disease!!!
FamilyRe: My Newly Wedded Wife by Spanki(f): 3:35am On Mar 10, 2023
Femmyfamous4u:
I am very good with fore plays but she is the only lady i have been with that after kissing and sucking for minutes she will still not be wet. it puts me off the sex mood.
Is she an Albino?
RomanceRe: South African Lady Displays Her Certificate Of Virginity by Spanki(f): 3:33am On Mar 10, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
Who told you women urinate with the vagina?


How do I regain my virginity and also feel like one? I'm in regrets.


Please, how can I regain my virginity? Or how do I at least feel like one. I really regret losing my virginity. That's one of my regrets in life. I wish it never happened. And I really wish I can get it back. Please, I want to know. Is there anything I can do or take to have the semblance of a virgin? Or at least get it back to some reasonable extent.
You can use alum to wash your private part for 365 days. 😂😃🤣😄😂😅😀
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Did Obi Win 19 States In February 25 Presidential Election? by Spanki(f): 9:11pm On Mar 09, 2023
N3TRAL:
The purported "mandate reclaim" has to be the stupidest delusion of the decade yet.

Tinubu won the elections fairly and he has been announced as the President-elect awaiting swearing-in on the 29th of May 2023.

Labour party and PDP have no case.

Everyone who knows the law knows that.

Obidîots are leading in the realm of fake news proliferation and spread.

I've never seen a collection of delusional, ignorant and unrealistic zombies than this group with members who are suffering from the intoxication of lies promulgated by a serial failure who has a messiah complex.
HealthRe: Asa: Ogun State Community Where People Are Suffering — Man Cries Out by Spanki(f): 3:52pm On Mar 09, 2023
FamilyRe: 'Ashawo' Can Tackle 10 Men Daily; You Have No Excuse Not To Satisfy Your Husband by Spanki(f): 3:21pm On Mar 09, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Only a very foolish, dirty and a lowlife man will shamelessly lay with a househelp. A woman should not deny her husband her body except for reasons beyond her which a sane man will understand and wait till she’s fully ok and ready. Is it possible for a prostitute to satisfy 10 men in a day? I don’t think it’s possible.
When Queen Vashti messed up wasn't she replaced with a slave... huh House girl no be human beinghuh Abeg take a chill pill!
PoliticsRe: Delta APC Guber Candidate, Omo Agege Vs Peter Obi Roadside Campaign by Spanki(f): 2:40pm On Mar 09, 2023
SteveDGreat:
Hahahahahah. Peter Obi has taught all these men real politics .
APC and PDP are now copying his campaign model .
Someone they were mocking months back.
But this is desperation of the highest order from Omo Agege
In both pictures the security men weren't smiling... So what da heck?!
PoliticsRe: We Are Compiling Results, BVAS Was Perverted - Labour Party by Spanki(f): 12:58pm On Mar 09, 2023
Quodseverismete:
Even Tinubu you are here defending is very much aware that he lost the election and was imposed by fraudinec the reason they went behind and told Dave Umahi of ebonyi State that the Senate president is him if he persuade Obi to drop his court pursuit and support Tinubu.

APC is jiltery
Shut up your gut! The North have decided shocked
PoliticsRe: We Are Compiling Results, BVAS Was Perverted - Labour Party by Spanki(f): 12:55pm On Mar 09, 2023
NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1440376/compiling-results-bvas-perverted-labour-party/
Compile it PeTeRu so that you can see How you lost woefully. Then your bigots can forever hold their peace.
PoliticsRe: Pius Akubo Rejects Appointment To Tinubu’s Legal Team by Spanki(f): 12:52pm On Mar 09, 2023
dre11:
“In the circumstance and for personal reasons, I hereby decline the said appointment.”



https://gazettengr.com/senior-nigerian-lawyer-pius-akubo-rejects-appointment-to-tinubus-legal-team/
He looks hungry and traumatized 😂🤣😂🤣
His spirit will make him loose the case🙄

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