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Werey set of people,which one be midnight strike again ,afi suru, he chop beating finish and he con dey go through corner

Clouts on both ends ,if you know you know

They want to ruin another Christmas celebrations,the only time of the year wey people dey try enjoy small and una wan hit us with another problem and not to forget say dem go still bring fuel scarcity during Christmas time ...Omo this mandate isn't mandating

Are you sure jazmine is not from another woman outside mr ibu marriage cus this adopted daughter story no clear to me cus I'm sure there's a reason why the wife attacked jazmine

Nigeria what are you waiting ,make them add dstv join

By the way, get ready for marriage because I'm definitely sure say your babe don carry belle

FarSide:
"Unprotected sex with 12 girls in 4 years, I'm afraid I might have HIV"

https://www.nairaland.com/7893353/im-afraid-might-hiv

Good evening fellas...
I made this post two weeks ago, I was so terrified, was going crazy but thank God for the words of encouragement from you guys. Your kind words and encouragement made me took the bold step
After thinking about my life, I decided to do the test; if I perish I perish. It is better than all the sleepless nights and nightmares.

For over a month now my Google searches is 99% related to HIV; the modes of transmission, early signs, late symptoms, prevalence rate in Nigeria, my state, general world stats.

To worsen the whole situation, last week when I was trying to hold myself together, my latest girl called that she's been feeling feverish, vomited 3x or so, she's lost weight and all... I froze. That's all what google fed me as early signs and it's barely 2 months we had sex...

So I woke up one day and fixed today, Friday 10th November for the test come rain come shine.
This morning, I woke up, promised myself it must be today. If I have it, I have it already. It's not like the test will put the virus in my system. Just a confirmation.

After all, I've joined some HIV support groups on Facebook and saw many were requesting for a match making. These would be my family at worst, they are humans too!

So I left very early for a mission hospital kilometers away from my house. I got to the place, sneaked in after watching to ensure the coast is clear from anyone that might know me.
I asked the gateman and he directed me to where I can get a compulsory patient's card. I got to the office and met no one on duty, so I had to wait. Just as I was waiting, a primary school classmate walked in with her husband, they a planning a wedding and the church directed them for same blood test.
"Whick kind wahala be this" I asked myself, I thought no one will see me here today. No wam, we waited together until the card lady entered, we got the card and proceeded to the electronic capturing center.

The woman at the electronic center was reluctant to attend to me that it must be couple that will come for the test, ahhh cou what?? Madam I'm single and I want to do a blood test to know if I'm health for a relationship or not... People come dey laff me.
Finally, I was attended to and was directed to financial department. I went and made my payment and was redirected to the electronic capturing center, when i got back, I called on the woman "ma, I'm asked to give u this receipt" she turned, "you?? Your case is different" she said. I was like has she confirmed I'm positive by mere look? How is my case different?

At long last she directed me upstairs, to the test office. Omo, I actually thought they would collect my blood sample and ask me to come back for the test result.
I had planned to go take some alcohol before I will come for the rest but no... Korokoro, the lad pricked my hand got and test strip and it was it.... Ma ma I stammered... Like are u seriously doing this now??
Just like when Kalistus ate the poisoned fish, I began to get weak.
She began asking me questions, but I was busy watching the test strip until a line began to form at the down side, it was a single line. I was a bit happy but it wasn't over as I heard it might take up to 20 minutes.
I burst prayer oo. Just then the lady at the opposite side called to ask my age and all that. Before I could turn back I say the test lady writing Negative. Omo, I jumped out, they called be back to come take my result sheet.
I rushed out dancing skelewu as I made my way to the exit gate.
My good people I'm Negative to HIV 1$2.

The babe don go cheat on him man with a nigeria guy

Reason why women should have limited access to money.

When a man is rich , his dressing is meaningful
But
When an olosho is rich then what you’re seeing now is what it is .

you should have noticed his moniker, going by the footballer name when he was trending with putting his properties in his mothers name, so in other words this dude follows whatever goes.

GanagiBitrus:
So millions of DSTV subscribers are illiterates.

May his soul Rest In Peace .... problem no Dey finish , make you try Dey enjoy

Lol that’ll be total madness

pocom35:
Alot of Deluded Nigerians did ...
This is just regional security agency.. imagine when it becomes state by state

Not me .. it’s rubbish

pocom35:
What is rubbish about it...
Are you not amongst the confused folks calling for state / regional police or security group.

Y'all got what you wanted

That’s Jupiter passing ... it’s been said that it will pass by around November 1 or 2 this 2023 and that’s it

(On November 1-2, 2023, it'll reach perihelion – or closest point to the Earth – when the distance between the Earth and Jupiter will be 370 million miles (595 million kilometers).

Amotekun in Yoruba land
Hisbah police in the north
Ebube agu in the east


What exactly are we still waiting for to do the needful and let everybody go there way
Rubbish

Is this what they call democracy ?

To be honest ... since Buhari regime , I feel democracy is dead , it has been murdered ... cus these sets of leaders aren’t practicing what we call governments of the people by the people and for the people, our complains are falling on deaf ears and may God protect the minister of interiors , cus it’s seems he’s the only good egg amongst the bad ones.

How about 160B naira as palliatives for every Nigeria living below $5, to qualify, must have bvn and nin and minimum of 100k naira wont be a bad idea.... y’all are rich already ... do these people think at all

Rot behind bars ke
This should be a straight death sentence, first degree murder and butchering

minakom:
He's greed has cost him his life. Now he'll rot behind bars.

I STAND WITH ISRAEL.

the Palestinians should flush the hamas out and tell the world where they are located so that Israel can captured the hamas and save the Palestinians people, but with what hamas has done to Kids and innocent festival celebrating people in Israel ,then the Palestinians deserve every inch of what the Israel is doing to them if they dont flush out the hamas and leak their locations.

footo
31 years old woman
God no go allow them kill you

Wetin you wan hear again ,las las them go talk say na mistaken identity , say them enter wrong house

obembet:
Let hear from EFCC before we judge. I don't like one side of the story.

If you are too emotional and sentiment, don tag me

I can do anything I like and want

Who do you think y’all are fooling ,naira marley was interview by nearly eaten by shark dumbass and days after Sam Larry in police custody without declaring him wanted ... I pity all of una wey don do skit or insult Sam Larry ,he’s coming for you one after the other ...

Here’s what happened
Naira : we can’t be on the run forever
Larry : I know Oga mi
Naira : oya go back to Nigeria ,nothing to happen
Larry : on your mandate I stand Oga mi , I go show face there

lemaoo, oya dey come , we dey wait for you , cus na u facilitate how you go neighboring country to jaapa, so try show face make we sit round table and discuss

Witch Dey beat you and you are thinking of running when you’re being tied down spiritually ... Dey play

Then why was he injected by the fake nurse , abi dem Dey give dead body injection again

The evidence has been destroyed , no case

True but can this quote raise the same slum boy that’s was slain by this same boss from this boy record label ? Just asking in the presence of Sam Larry .

cocolacec:
Dont blame him,he is under bondage in the lion's den.I pray he can quit Marlian house and get a fresh start in life.
Young men with talent trying to provide for their families where their parents failed deserve a second chance in life.He is a vulnerable boy from the slum.
Hope he goes into rehab for his addiction and continue his independent music career.

Phase two about to start ... all eyes on the police investigation

Sigh 😔

You go Dey hear “kai walataila Allah vless the boy