₦airaland Forum

Quota system people believe that Ak47 is the solution to all problems. It's not their fault, they are educationally handicapped.

livette:
Some churches do stand up comedy. They invite comedians from outside, and possible within the church to crack some jokes on the altar.. To me, stand up comedy in church is ungodly and a sign of disrespect of the sacredness of God's altar. It is a mockery of the sanctity of God's altar. You don't tell jokes with some lies on God's altar. The altar of God is not for caricature, but for holy things that are pleasing to God.



What is your view?

You've said it all. The church that is consecrated to God is no place for mockers and scoffers (comedians), 2 Pet. 3:3. Please know that neither the comedians nor those who invite them will be guiltless before God. They are attempting to replace the joy of the Lord with empty comedy. Please flee from such "churches " as they are rejected by God.

"Tb Joshua's ministry remains a deep mystery, but then his death should remind us all that this life is fleeting and we are all subject to God's judgment someday.

Having said that, I feel no one should be compelled to attend his funeral judging how mysterious his ministry was.

but his charity and generosity are worth commending by all and sundry. "

TB Joshua's ministry was a mystery because it was a counterfeit. There is no mystery in christianity; the gospel of christ is open and there is nothing hidden in it. When mysticism is associated with the gospel as it was with TB Joshua then know that you are in danger. Let those who have ears hear....

Orji Kalu describes him rightly as a "spiritual leader." Now he would have been wrong to have described him as a Christian, because T.B Joshua was not a Christian or follower of christ. He has gone to face judgement with the only True God for his deeds while on earth.

More proof that ndigbo are more gifted academically than the rest. The so called SW educational supremacy has always been a myth. Unfortunately ndigbo are morons in the political spectrum...

Lol! Mr governor is funny as heck! Fight them with your teeth indeed...

Let's hope that when the dogs get sick they won't seek help from a doctor...

MEND or BEND should go and sit down! Where have they been since fulani herdsmen-kidnappers ravaged Abraka and Delta north in recent years? It was so bad that farmers stopped going to their farms in Abraka and many women were raped and murdered in their farms. Where were they when fulani kidnappers turned the forests of Asaba into their base and kidnapped countless Deltans for ransom? Didn't they hear about? What did they do to help or "emancipate" their people then? Fake impostors.

hopefulLandlord:
FFK is absolutely correct about his genuineness

Great people like Hillary Clinton can testify on the authenticity of TB Joshua. TB Joshua said she'll win USA presidential election and she won

His collapsed church building is another proof of his ability to see into the future with amazing accuracy. He would see North and South Korean presidents shaking hands having folowed the news but he couldn't see his own church collapsing and over a hundred dying in the process


His actions to cure Ebola in Sierra Leone is another testament. While scientists toiled day and night and burned through resources in search of Ebola cure to help Africans and the human race, Joshua simply sent prayer water to Sierra Leone saying it would cure their Ebola

How can Chris Okotie open his mouth and call a pastor with proofs of his authenticity listed above and many more fake?

Love your sarcasm bro. T.B also "prophesied " that covid19 would end in March last year and it came to pass! I shake my head at the blindness and ignorance of the gullible; Deut. 18:22 plainly states that God's words must come to pass. Any "prophet" who speaks of the future and it does not come to pass did not speak God's word and neither is he a prophet of God. I wouldn't expect ffk to understand this because his foundation in christianity is false. We are living in the times of false prophets and teachers as the bible clearly foretold. T.B Joshua showed all the signs of a false prophet and teacher to those who have discernment; to others, he was a man of God. We shall soon find out the truth because the great day of God's final judgment is very close.

Stan2330:
Where is 2face?
Where is David mark?

2face is a 2 faced coward who is unwilling to risk his hide for anything. The last time he tried to start a protest he lost his nerve at the dying hours and ran under his bed because they threatened him. David Mark is still busy drowning himself in his loot to realise what is happening in his state.

Benue people will have to look beyond those two, I'm afraid....

Tinubu, bury your head in shame. You inflicted Nigeria with a bloodsucking demon as president. We don't give a herdsman's shit about your June 12 message...

Who really bothers to watch such broadcasts? If only these people know how much most Nigerians long to lynch them! They have lost all legitimacy; we don't give a herdsman's shit about Buhari's message..

vedaxcool:
Yes most of the idiots cannot leave SW especially Lagos. They will use any opportunity to destroy.

Just like many of your idiotic yoruba brothers litter London and other decent cities. Ewu

It is you who should shut up with your ignorance. Yes, Obasanjo is right to say we are better off together but not at any cost, certainly not at the cost of some people being lords while others are 4th class citizens; not at the cost of the current oppressive government and injustice. Obasanjo should have addressed our dire need for a national conference or discussion because what we have now is completely unacceptable. You cannot force nationhood on people who are unwilling and unhappy. Any Nigerian leader who does not clearly admit that the only way for Nigeria to survive a break up is to urgently address the basis of our country in a just and equitable way, is not a patriot. Obasanjo has not called for a national discussion because he lacked the courage to do so when he was president.

Terrible statement coming from one of the so called elite in the SE. With such idiotic comments, Maurice Ewu has justified the FGs use of excessive brutality against innocent Igbo citizens residing in IMO state as collective punishment. Meanwhile he has been silent all this time the herdsmen wreaking havoc all over the SE. Igbo leaders the only Nigerian elite that actively support brutality against their own people. How pathetic.

Mbaka should continue to enjoy his affair with Buhari. After all, he called him the messiah in 2015 and helped usher him in, thinking he'd be rewarded. When he went to collect his reward in Asshole rock, they virtually told him to f...k off and he returned home with his tail between his legs. Now home and licking his wounds he decided to revise his story about Buhari's messiah-ship. Of course Buhari would not take that lying down. Infact Mbaka could easily get himself arrested for sponsoring IPOB...

Coldshisha:




What do you expect when Abokkiiis and Ibos are practically everywhere leaving their under developed region

Catering for 20 million Economic refugees yet Tinubu and his team still get villified by the ingrates




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The only people Tinubu caters for are his legion of touts and agberos among whom you clearly belong. The rest of the decent folk work hard and earn their keep.

Nicerazor:
Lagos is bad Lagos is bad yet if your artist/celebrities never come Lagos dem no go blow.
Lagos is bad and tons of your brothers relocate to Lagos daily for greener pastures even to sell gala, bread in traffic but dem go still hate Lagos.
Remove Lagos from Nigeria and the rest na wash.
Ingrates everywhere!!!

Who really wants to live in your glorified shithole? All we want is seaports to bring our goods and we'd exit your stinking cesspit for ever. Lagos is only attractive to us because of its seaports.

BigBashiru:
Just like when the white man wrote in the history book that colonialism was a force for good and you guys swallowed hook line and sinker - so also this. colonialism was forced take over of a land and meant no good.

This EIU report is same thing - will they tell you australia or canada is least livable? Of course they wont! They will tell you its african countries lol.

My friend, this is not about colonialism or racism. This is truth staring you in your dumb mug. Deal with it!

And yet, they tout Lagos as their proudest achievement and evidence of their so called education and sophistication. Pathetic, Glorified shithole...

Apostle of satan, Johnson Suleiman is afraid because he knows that the fate that befell his fellow false prophet TB Joshua is hanging precariously close to his neck...

A mere photo OP, this soulless creature who calls himself president of Nigeria is the number one ENEMY of Nigeria. He has set the country up for total catastrophe and yet the worthless national assembly is watching idly. They should be discussing his REMOVAL from office, instead, they are mopping about playing politics. Well, they would soon be playing politics as REFUGEES...

Judgment has begun from the house of God 1Pet 4:17. T.B Joshua was never of God, but an wolf in lamb skin. He committed unspeakable atrocities but blindfolded his followers with sorcery and witchcraft. Now he has been judged by the Almighty, before whom each person/nation has a measure of sin( Gen 15:16). When the cup is full, the Almighty unleashes His judgement. T.B. Joshua's cup is full. Blessed be the Name of the Lord.

[Yeah, too bad they will be Male virgins, because in the Islamic heaven, males and females are separated by a gigantic niqab! ;Dquote author=Jakumo post=102344799]Looking at this situation objectively, Kano is about to be a theater of war between two or more different sets of virgin hunters.

For those of us lucky to be on the sidelines as spectators, the coming battle will provide thrills and excitement which must be applauded.

For the combatants, who are all united in their quest for 72 virgins on arrival in Paradise, there is truly nothing to fear in battle.

Virgin hunters who win the battle and are not killed, will still be jealous of their defeated adversaries who qualify for 72 virgins after death.

In summary, this is a win-win-win scenario about to unfold in the beautiful beer-bottle-smashing metropolis of Kano-by-th'Desert.

The spectators on the sidelines get to watch epic battles for supremacy, the winners get to smash more beer bottles, and the losers qualify immediately upon death during battle, for their promised allocations of 72 virgins each.[/quote]

Gandollar Gandollar. Why are you complaining na? Just take out some wads of dollars hidden in your babanriga and share to your brothers in the forest. Shikena! Stop being greedy, you ugly shithead...

Mere criticism is not enough to stop killers. Ortom, you should do more to protect your people. Seek help from experts and apply modern technology. Be proactive.

This shit hole is not worth fighting for. Most of our leaders deserve nothing but death. Beginning from the abomination in Asshole rock.

Not just heartless but soulless. They are not humans but lower animals.

Let it be known that the appearance of the blood moon two days ago is a warning to the earth of God's impending judgment Joel 2:30,31. God said He would show wonders in the heavens before the great and terrible day (vs 31). This is no joke; the sign of the blood moon is heralding the end of the world folks. More signs are coming, watch out! All of us should be praying hard now; praying for God's mercy and watching the signs (Mark 13:33). God help us.

If Ohaneze actually made those comments then they are utterly mad. Why should Ohaneze show such concern over people who have shown no regard for ndigbo. How idiotic. Na only them hear about the crash

He should have been given a Phd in government lootology; he is an expert in the field. Shameless rogue

Yes, they should return history to Benue schools so that Benue people can see how dumb their parents were in the 1960s when they were dancing like cows with the fulanis to kill innocent Igbo citizens. Today they are dancing a different tune..