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I read an article by a pilot recently where he said the rear of an aircraft is the safest place to be when a plane crashes. An experiment with dummy passengers also proved that majority of the people sitting at the rear end would survive a crash to some certain extent as compared to those seated in the front. After reading this who still wants to fly first class? Nah I am very comfortable with my economy seat infact the farther it is from first class the better for me

Wow impressive adventure Op unlike some chicken hearted Nija guys who spend the whole day in their 'comfort zone' chatting online like housewives.

I thought one of them was on the survivor list yesterday anyway They died doing what they loved doing most, which is burying people. Rest in peace and i pray you both get befitting burials.

Rest in peace and may the Lord grant your newly wedded wife the fortitude to bear this unfortunate loss.

Secondly, i couldnt help but notice the part they said 'Nollywood actor and board of internal revenue staff' is it possible for a civil servant to be an actor at the same time? Someone who knows better should kindly explain to me.

ukcars: I have no problem with CBN asking banks to pay in Naira, my problem or rather question is , if the CBN want us to be paid in Naira instead of the foreign currency sent, should we also start depositing Naira equivalent into our domiciliary accounts instead of going to source for foreign currency from road side sellers (black market) and then taking it to the bank. I think it should work both ways.


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Are you sure you are on the right thread? someone is looking for his 'missing' money and you are here telling us about cbn and western union.

bloglover: The last time I cooked jollof rice it was green in color and I didnt use grass to cook it, what did I do to deserve dis
punishment?

Seriously? Green jollof rice

Story...

Which kind question be this? Havent you heard that your even your left hand is not allowed to know what the right hand gives. In answer to your question i give sacrificially until i feel a 'hole' in my pocket.

Yeah i can invite nairalanders so long as it is an e-wedding which takes place online everyone is invited. No rice no chicken,

however Inviting Nairalander's to your wedding is like inviting a whole community where you have the good, the bad and the crazy people.

BarryX: Nice thought !! There's still room for you
I don't think FCT is 20% developed -- there are still satellite towns --- you can start buying, its not too late !

Rightly said! Most people are now acquiring lands in these satellite towns because We cant afford to make the same mistake our parents made several years ago.

So Nigerians still fly Dana Coffin some people get mind sha..

If only some of our parents had foresight then and bought those 'bushes' surrounding Hilton, we would have been billionaires by now...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nice movie. When is part 2 coming out? [/color]

Lols * subscribing

Lolz, verily i say very soon they shall fix a tap on his stomach. Intresting story!

Monsieur op there seem to be alot going on in your tale right now. I think you have shifted the emphasis from your experience in Togo to describing the personalities of your classmates. To be honest, id prefer you stick to the original story line of this thread. Merci

TONYE001: Hello friends,

How are you today? Hope great? And the story, hope I dey make sense?

My updates may be late today as I'm moving from Dakar to Freetown this morning. I shall continue the story when I'm settled.

Thanks for reading..

Bonne journee..

How was Dakar? I am not sure about the food over there but one thing i am certain of is the lovely senegalese clothes they pride in.

dmcdad: Nigerian women of these days? I doubt that. Maybe you should ask some of your fellow female Nairalanders who have decided within themselves that if a man can't cook for himself, then he is on a long thing...

I guess they have been tryna imitating the likes of lady A and lady B. It's just sad...

Maybe you are referring to the ' Americanised' Nigerian ladies i mean The ones busy keeping up with the kardashians. Lolz

On a brighter note it depends on the type of relationship you guys have. But there's definately a stage in every serious relationship where the welfare of the man becomes the woman's business. Remember i said 'serious relationship' not the type you meet Ekaette today and expect she has to cook and clean after you next week.

Subscribing* You have a lovely sense of humor monsieur Tonye001... The raw garri part got me laughing real hard and so did Togo 101.2 story. I would like to know what happened in the rest of your west African tour.

I can only assume one thing from this write up, that lady A and lady B are Definately not Nigerians because a Nigerian lady has no issues cooking for her man. Afterall if i dont take care of him who will?

Wow psquare are representing us very well outside the shores of Nigeria. They are doing far better than our ambassadors and ministry of foreign affairs combined... Ride on psquare!

Cooool @least road safety won't arrest me anymore then. We can talk on the phone while driving oops I mean while "riding" without getting fined afterall no be me dey drive. Hehehe just wondering what would become of LASTMA officials then! I guess they would all resign and look for another job to do.

CROSIEC is not the same as INEC. when I saw the Words INEC and local government polls I had to open this thread to read. CROSIEC is a state owned electoral management body and they are incharge of conducting LGA elections in the state. In the same manner they have ANSIEC Anambra state electoral commission and so on for other states. INEC was stopped from conducting LGA elections in the country sometime around 1999. Therefore INEC has no constitutional powers to interfere with LG polls except as observers.

The topic should have been lufthansa to train 20 Niger delta pilots or lufthansa to train 20 'first family' relatives. Since it is no one's fault that some regions are earning more revenue for the nation than others, i am of the opinion that every region should be given equal number slots when opportunities like this arise irrespective of whether the region is producing just groundnuts and bitter cola instead of crude oil to avoid over empowering a certain people while others are left out..

Very inhumane. With the way Chinese people are been uncovered in hidden caves these days i dare to say the population in china is far above the official statistics of 1.7 billion people.

The next episode will be on how he broke out of ' prison' and ate his parents..

Very enlightening post nenergy. Thankx for informing us. I am guilty of always migrating from one plan to another without confirming the pro"s and con"s from customer service first and and such i am usually stuck with annoying "hidden charges". Anyway it's very eazy now, any network that deducts or "vamooses" my money illegally would only end up loosing a customer because na porting mode I dey.

Nice thread op.
"what you are" -by Lionel Richie
I just can't help but cry each time I listen to this song and I don't know why.

Why not? I can marry a guy who works at LAPD, NYPD and Metro police.

Jokes apart, If I fall in love with an intelligent, smart and young Nigerian police officer and he has the qualities I desire in a husband why not? But I said officer o! from ASP and above not those other ranks that stay on the road and do patrol/extorting duties.

Why not? I can marry a guy who works at LAPD, NYPD and Metro police.

Cool, I"ll bookmark this page.
There"s something funny about number 15. I can imagine going to a shop to buy ice cream and right at the counter after paying I pause and do 10 push ups before I proceed to eat the ice cream. You can imagine the look on people"s faces right? Not all these tips are realistic however nice post op.