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What's the confusion abt? U were asked by jamb body to duplicate the jamb slip printed out. All u need to do is take that slip to any cafe, they'll do the rest.

Like my comment if u need another reply.

When she speaks, the tribalist look for cradle to hide their heritorial bigotism.
I want to be lke her. No no, I'll be greater.

Don't we have civil servants in the house? Help, please. Nearly closing to the expiry date.

We were asked to give reasons behind the non- application of the principle of impertiality and neutrality in the public service.

If any Idea, please, pass it on. Thanks.

Hope he lasts long, unlike heLs predecesssor.

He gave the name without pointing out meaning attached to it. Dollars have history, so do pounds. A man just woke up, coined just any word cause it rhymes with Nigeria and just pronounce it as her currency.

Whats so special about the minister of finance of a country without a currency suggesting the name of a currency to be use? Owk, were they waiting for Ojukwu, a militarian to give the name?

I thought muslim ladies don't leave their head uncovered. Didn't she convert to muslinchi? I guess there're exceptions.

Man, just hang on, if I don't become the youngest Billionaire, reserve the post for the oldest billionaire in my name "Okoli Chinedu". Just someday.

Too much money. Whats wrong with the dry land all over lagos, just bec a@use he was given most innova tive gov. pls we need meaningful innovation.

What iritating nation. Same sex marriage? Be on with it. Nigeria is off limit.

I lke when my enemies battle each other.

what took u there

Kcxee: Hmmm guy u very funny o...am sure u sabi the tthing wella because am sure u heard it from different s>3x ex p of urs...nice one

Guy, I haven't deflowered any girl yet and not planning to. But porn it is.

Mr.T Anonymous:
silly guy

I tought it would have made the front page.
Me silly? Upgrade.

Your study should have said "typing and clicking helps one to loose weight" not this trash. I click more on nairaland than on twitter.
Are they trying to say, unless its on twitter, its useless. Foolish white ppl.
Who's more educated now.
If the research was from a black, they'll say.....

No, speed driving makes u speed faster to heaven than slow drivers. Mumu country.

WHAT SEX CAN DO!

1. It makes some people religious: Oh my God! Yes! My God!

2. Makes some people natural
competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!

3. It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!

4. It makes some ladies become
terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it! Don't do it with mercy! I am no...t your sister. Do it harder!

5. Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. please ... please I'm begging...

6. Loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!

7. Makes some people become beggers: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me! Please give it to me again!

*Add urs"*

kip it rolling...

I like Yor dreams for the future.
You know, nothing wrong with dreaming.

The Central Bank of Nigeria made it known late last year the introduction of coin currency.
N5, N10, N20, and N50 will be made into coin currency startint from january.
Its the policy still viable or one of the unfulfilled policy of Government?

So whats your take on it?

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him,

Little Boy : “Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?”

Teacher : “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.”

Little Boy : “What Were You Doing Sir ?”

Teacher : ” I Was Talking ToGod.”

The Next Day The Naughty Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same
Teacher Walks Up To Him

Teacher : “Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class.”

Little Boy : “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.”

Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??”

Little Boy : “I Was Talking To God.”

Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??”

Little Boy : “God Said He Never Spoke To You.

Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” a voice on the other end answer

“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.

“After a brief pause daddy says “but honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.”
Brief pause “uh okay then, this is what I wantyou to do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”"Ok daddy just a minute…”

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “done it daddy.”"What happened honey?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.”He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”
Really long pause this time…

Daddy says, “swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?”

“No, this is 486-5713.”

Sorry, wrong number… !!!

A female teacher,was having a
problem with Akpors in her class of 3rd grade.

Akpors said 'M'am, I should b in
4th grade, i'm smarter than my sis
& she's in the 4th grade'.

The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains & took
Akposr 2 the Principal's office.

She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpors with some questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What's 3 3?
Akpos: 6

Principal: 6 6?
Akpos: 12 & so on..

The Principal asked the boy many
questions $ Akpors got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2
send Akpors 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.

M'am: What does a cow have 4
of, that Ï've only 2 of?
Akpors: Legs

M'am: What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpors: Pockets

M'am: What starts wit a C & ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpors: Coconut

M'am: What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really
wide,but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.)
Akpors: Bubble Gum

M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Akpos: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)

M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I?
Akpors: Wedding Ring

M'am: I come in many sizes. When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me,u feel good?
Akpors: Nose

M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates,I come with a quiver
Akpors:Arrow

M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpors:Fork

M'am: Whats it that all men
have,it's longer in some men than
others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man givesit 2 his wife after
marriage?
Akpors: Surname

M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Akpors: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of
relief & told the teacher:- 'Send
Akpors 2 University, I got the last
10 questions wrong myself!

Absolutely.! You Yourself Reading this Got it Wrong.

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Many things have changed in this 21st
century:
0ur phones Wireless,
0ur cooking Fireless,
0ur cars Keyless,
0ur f00d Fatless,
0ur dress Sleeveless,
0ur society Cashless,
0ur youths Jobless,
0ur husbands Tireless,
0ur wives Fearless,
0ur children Mannerless,
0ur ladies Braless,
0ur love Aimless,
0ur feelings Heartless,
0ur sex Tasteless,
0ur education Valueless,
0ur work Earnless,
0ur government Workless,
0ur president Clueless...
Infact everything has become LESS even hope remains ENDLESS.

I am even SPEECHLESS!!!

I wish life had a "rewind-the-weekend" button

is he a yoruba man? Then y are u surprised.

For us Christians, its day our Lord Jesus christ came to the world to shed his blood on the cross just so save sinful mankind.
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Its also the month when Igbo man spends or squanders all the money he has been saving from january.

and the moral of the story is?

Ramcie: That's not a nice thing to say by trying to be sarcastic. Mind you, am not a Yoruba girl but I still think we can discuss issues without bringing features of our various ethnic identity into it.

keep shut. Go and face ur studies. Who told you his comment was tribalistic? No insult intended in his comment.
I can't help but laugh

We've lost our traditional ways of life.
There was a time traditional marriages were only the marriage conducted, and everyone is free to wear what he likes.
Religion have added yet another form of marriage which must go along with suit. You can choose to wear fits other than suit, but for decency suit is the best.

does loyal milk exist?
He should go for peak

May I make heave