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what is d name of ur church? simple question

gracile:
that awkward moment when, u guys see at some place exchange pleasantries nd after bidding goodbye to each other, discover ur heading in same direction

hahaha if its an unpleasant person... I change direction fast fast... I don't mind if its obvious.


that awkward moment you are on the lower stairs and you suddenly look at the other upper stairs with underneath of the opposite sex in full glare, especially those wearing flowing gowns or skirts.

happens to me every day. not planned sha..

Charles4075:
That awkward moment when you're passing by putting on a gown and suddenly evil breeze blows and guys around start debating about the colour of your undies. Na black, Na red joor

That awkward moment when you wear a tight skirt and as you're about to enter keke, the tin go just dissect anyhow. You go pass your junction I swear..

That awkward moment when you just enter a bus and immediately the air around just change. All eyes on you like bros, this bus na public toilet?

u r a woman nahh... why pretending to be (m)

ilovepenis:
You beta know from today, am the original 21st century girl.

no be only mouth original 21st century gal get o, she get action. If you be original one PM me ur number/ whatsapp.... cos e be like say u be man

NanaYaah, PM me ur number, ama come verify ur story? are u in Accra or Kumasi?

@op, which city?

I can bet its Ibadan

self service for a long time will make u emotional unstable, it will affect ur emotional confidence and will make u start looking at the other options.

Best is to consider a discreet sidekick.... far away.

plz op, order 2 dolls to my address.

At least, I don't have to pay to fix hair, manicure, buy clothes, buy recharge card, buy data, buy phone, buy tablet, buy shoes, buy bags, buy jewelries, rent apartment, buy car, pay bills, pay dowry, worry about STD/HIV or EVD, worry about pregnancy, worry about fight or quarrel, pay hospital bills, pay for fuel, worry about menstruation periods, worry about any emotional drama.

Abeggi, make it 3 dolls

what animals are they protecting when they didn't even know they exist.

What are Nigerians with degrees in zoology doing with their degrees?

And to think ur president with a PH.d in zoology has no interest in this poo?

ireneony n Kristina1, PM me, let me change ur opinion.

Lag/ogun states

This op is sick. I'm sure he is a CAC member or equivalent...

I pity Nigeria.... why on earth would you be celebrating Halloween, US Thanksgiving day or Black Friday? goosh! Disgusting....
You guys have copying/ following the US like monkey since 1960.

Last Bullet:

Celebrating Halloween or Black Friday or US Thanksgiving day in Nigeria is like Americans celebrating New Year Festival or Egungun festival.

baLLoTBOxX:
Too late to shed crocodile tears. What did you do when a PDP leader was calling the APC a yoruba amala and ewedu party in anambra? You were seated there urging them on as they ridiculed awolowo. His spirit gave you a taste of disgrace to come when you visited a great university named after him, as the students chanted and called you and your cohorts thieves. Where's our lagos-ibadan expressway? Is it now you want to repair all the junk federal roads in lagos? Oh, you suddenly realised that the votes from SS and SE can't help you retain aso rock so you now. need those of the SW. I thought those 2 regions were the pillar of your government as you proudly announced to the world as if they were the only regions you that got you elected. Even if they were, should a president be making such divisive statements? I was never a tribalist but you woke up my tribal conscience. We are glad tambuwal became the speaker cos we yorubas aren't fools. That seat was a bargain for the huge political relevance we are enjoying today. Who doesn't know that having a yoruba man there via the fraudulent PDP zoning would have favoured you and only you as he would do your bidding just as the senate has been doing? The Mulikat you wanted to install is from my constituency in ogbomosho and I was on ground in 2011 when she came begging to be re-elected as she shared N500 notes to the people and dropped a transformer too weak to carry the load of the neighborhood. Her brake light hasn't been seen since then. That's enough to show you that you would have just empowered an individual yoruba instead of the whole of them. What did patricia etteh and dimeji bankole benefit the yorubas? They only enriched themselves. Your government enriches individuals only. We are not like fools who sing your praises cos you gave their tribes men political posts. What we want are developments. Am glad you failed in installing mulikat cos we would have faced the kind of thuggery the fayose you gave federal backing is delivery to the ekiti people. I hear you are bringing obanikoro for lagos. Bring it on! Why do you associate yourself with thugs, fraudsters, drug barons, militants and looters? Mr president, you disappointed not only the yorubas but also sane nigerians. We voted massively for you in 2011, am sorry to say this in tears: you won't have our votes anymore.

wow.


GEJ is usually like this during election period. Subtlety, deception!!

Anyways, he is NEVER having my vote again.

I told a friend I was interviewing a nanny and she sent me this video yesterday. mehn... I was sad all day.
But it did help me to conduct a thorough interview with undertakings and 2 guarantors letters as part of criteria. I'm thinking of installing a secret CCTV.
Its a sad world out there

@op, abeg ignore all those mofos saying you should have done something,... that's not the topic, they are derailers, or in diaspora or idealists or just damn stewpid

let me check amongst thousands of movies I have

gopac:
all parcels expected from china as arrived, please call to schedule your pick up. or use any of our contact details on the thread. thanks for doing business with us

kindly reply your whatsapp. Thanks

All these data u are people are buying/selling/sharing.... diarisgodoooo

Data shouldnt be sold as it is done in Nigeria. Nigerians are being exploited and the government just tanda dey look.

thumbs up!

hardywaltz:
Ekiti the fountain of rice...
Enjoy ur rice and beans democratic dividends...

Shebi na dem voted him in... oya now, make we dey dance skelewu.

The saying that the 'people deserve the leaders they have' is very very true.

@op, pm me her number sharp sharp

@op, you are on your own o. And must you marry?
If you must marry, find someone else now!

The only thing I can read between the lines is that you shouldn't marry him and if you do, it may be rocky because you are forcing him to go into what he is not ready/fit to do.

most women dont know what they want

go ahead and date her. Her father likes you already and you are both Christians with similar socio-religious similarities. She's probably comfortable if you would make the move. As a matter of faith, she has received you already. The rest is in your hand.

I have since given up on the whole thing. I flip the over channel now when I hear anything about it.

Nigeria is a joke.

exxell:
If they want, let them be 500 reps, all we know is "Jonathan till Buhari becomes a A catholic saint." All these useless online propaganda wont help the North at all. Let me ask, ARE THEY BORN TO RULE? MUST AN HAUSA MAN COME OUT EVERY ELECTION? Why not Ibibio, Kanuri, Efik, Ijaw, Urhobo, Itsekiri, Igala, Nupe, Gwari etc? Thieves!

I like ur view. I was misled like this at the last elections.

However, why don't you put names to eligible persons from those tribes and let's scrutinise them to see if they are fit for d job or not?