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Romance › Re: It Feels Like Home Already. Thank You Romanceland by Splinz(m): 6:58pm On Feb 21, 2017

Dextology:
Prophet splinz

Romance › Re: It Feels Like Home Already. Thank You Romanceland by Splinz(m): 6:51pm On Feb 21, 2017

If you feel blessed by this ministry and really wonna show appreciation, sow a seed into our lives. I tell you, your life will never remain the same again.

Romance › Re: How Do Cheaters Feel About Their Cheating? by Splinz(m): 6:44pm On Feb 21, 2017

They feel the same way cold blooded murderers feel.

Romance › Re: How Often Should Couple Have Sex? by Splinz(m): 6:37pm On Feb 21, 2017

The answer lies within the couple's purview. It is exclusively theirs to decide.

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Romance › Re: I Have The Biggest Ass On Nairaland by Splinz(m): 6:18pm On Feb 21, 2017

Mzbooty:
Is there a bigger one?

So what has your miserable yansh got to offer us now?

All these olodos sha.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Father Dances With Masquerade At St Paul's Feast In Anambra (photos) by Splinz(m): 4:21pm On Feb 21, 2017*

tyokunbo:
Source:http://towncrieronline.net/2017/02/21/reverend-father-dances-with-masquerade-during-st-pauls-feast-in-anambra/

Ordinarily, masquerades are not associated with Christianity, because they come from two different traditions. However, they sometimes meet, as happened in St Paul's Catholic Seminary, Ukpo, Anambra State sometimes ago, causing consternation among some.

You're yet to understand the link between Catholics and traditional worshipers. Though they may differs in certain ways, but one thing unite and bind them together. And what is it? Idol worship!

I tell you, both of them do 'honor' their fathers and mothers very well.

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Romance › Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Splinz(m): 4:06pm On Feb 21, 2017

Oga, how will these statements put food on our tables?

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Romance › Re: The Best Way To Control Your Spouse. by Splinz(m): 2:30pm On Feb 21, 2017

Why would anyone want to control his/her spouse? Control is rather disgusting to use, as it serves an egoistic and arbitrary domination. So save it for animals, not humans.

Relationships are built on mutual understanding and respect for each other.

Romance › Re: Can A Man love and Be sexually Faithful To One Woman? by Splinz(m): 7:42pm On Feb 20, 2017

shinarlaura:
For tho planet earth? Men are born cheat.

More correct to say: 'Before man, there was sin'. Hope you know you're inclusive?

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Family › Re: What's The Nigerian Wife's Idea Of Romance? by Splinz(m): 7:32pm On Feb 20, 2017

[quote author=jaszplus12 post=53897102][/quote]It is simply a case of different strokes for different folks. But then, some women from this part of the world tends to know romantic moves only on the materialistic angle- take her out, buy her ice cream, shoes, jewelries, etc.

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Family › Re: What's The Nigerian Wife's Idea Of Romance? by Splinz(m): 7:10pm On Feb 20, 2017

Simple. To your wife, her own understanding of being romantic is to take her out on a valentine day. Failing to do so means you're not romantic.

Please next time, try and be romantic to madam.

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Romance › Re: What Are They Feeling Like(photo) by Splinz(m): 7:02pm On Feb 20, 2017

Bunch of local champions.

Romance › Re: Mogbe!!!!.....she Wanted It Skin To Skin, Then This Happened by Splinz(m): 7:00pm On Feb 20, 2017

calmeGOBE:
xo i should nah gv one mumu gal belle....haba bro

There's a second option. Find a twine and tie your d**ck.

NYSC › Re: Beautiful Corper Whose Backside Got Guys Talking by Splinz(m): 6:55pm On Feb 20, 2017

Heavy yansh with probably an empty head. That one na yansh?

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Romance › Re: Mogbe!!!!.....she Wanted It Skin To Skin, Then This Happened by Splinz(m): 6:48pm On Feb 20, 2017

Simple. Sex was originally designed for skin to skin, not rubber to skin.

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Politics › Re: Jibrin: When Osinbajo Gives Order, People Run To London To Get Buhari's Opinion by Splinz(m): 6:34pm On Feb 20, 2017

So that's why they've been jumping upandan like monkeys to London, just to gossip

Osinbajo we know. Who's Buhari

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Romance › Re: When Will I Find Love/A Girlfriend by Splinz(m): 5:59pm On Feb 20, 2017*

I was gonna advice but then I realized that you're just but a boy.

Dad used to tell me: "Son, do not worry about women, but focus on your education. When you're done acquiring knowledge and start making money, you'll go out and come back to meet women at your doorstep".

Indeed, this was a true prophecy. So my dear, it is your turn to take this advice today.

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Romance › Re: Man Causes Uproar After Wearing Bikini At A Popular Beach In Lagos (pic) by Splinz(m): 5:10pm On Feb 20, 2017

Berlynn:
He has a sexy body.. Finer than some chicks here

Will you keep kwayet!??

Celebrities › Re: Mavins Visit Buhari by Splinz(m): 3:55pm On Feb 20, 2017

I think it's high time Seun also visit our President on behalf of all Nairalanders.

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Romance › Re: The Unbelieving Sin Of Masturbation. by Splinz(m): 3:40pm On Feb 20, 2017

What a beautiful piece from the pit of hell.

Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Splinz(m): 3:05pm On Feb 20, 2017

Douglaufuoma:
read it yourself its very self explanatory

And the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life (Matthew 27:52)

What is your point?

Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Splinz(m): 3:04pm On Feb 20, 2017

Douglaufuoma:
swallow you'd proud and answer the question, mother of Jesus and Jael is more important to the church

Swallow your pride too and accept that Jael is most blessed among women. She's greater than Mary.

Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Splinz(m): 3:00pm On Feb 20, 2017

Douglaufuoma:
what of Matthew 27:52 have you consider that portion

What happened in Matthew 27:52?

Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Splinz(m): 2:58pm On Feb 20, 2017

Douglaufuoma:
you have not answer my question, Jael and Mary who is valued in ~~Christian's~~ Catholic race

Jael. She's most blessed among women.

Romance › Re: That Awkward Feeling When You're To Have The First Meeting With Your Online Guy by Splinz(m): 2:55pm On Feb 20, 2017

SyberKate:
Please help me ask those who met their Hubby online. "how awkward was your first meeting "
So This leads to my story, I have been chatting with this guy for something so I called him yesterday and I just got turned off...
Every feeling disappeared from my heart.... I didn't like his voice and the way he sounded.... No romance and am a freak for romantic guys...
This dude is cute o via the pictures of him I have seen...
And am asking how awkward can meeting an online Boo be...
How is a girl supposed to behave during the first meeting...
Who has a story about how he/she met someone special online.... How did the first meeting go....
Abeg help a sister out...."

Poor dude, he must have let down his guard. Instead of faking an accent to impressed an equally fake specie, he decided to go natural. Now see what it has resulted into- he has killed your infatuation!

Anyways, it is well. Never mind the voice, just go ahead with the date. He could be parading six packs and Lamborghini you know. Trust me, these things will make up for his voice.

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Romance › Re: President Buhari Finally Located While Hiding In Jamaica (pics) by Splinz(m): 2:45pm On Feb 20, 2017

Virginkpekus:
Thanks to the Jamaican police force....We now have out president back again

In Buhari's voice: Bomboclat Nigerians... watakwan...

Romance › Re: Who's Gonna Be My Ist Female Friend On Nairaland? by Splinz(m): 2:40pm On Feb 20, 2017

Another bricklayer with cro-cro for yansh has just registered, and is already marauding, looking for who to rape.

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Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Splinz(m): 11:39pm On Feb 19, 2017

Omoluabi16:
hehehe, see as I free that guy. I just tire for their matter. the other one said mary died a virgin. Like really

Hmm. Even when the Bible says "But knew her not until she had given birth to her firstborn son" (Matt. 1:25). This simply means that Joseph eventually slept with his wife after Jesus birth. Plain!

Also, the phrase "her firstborn son" is an indication that there were other children of Mary thereafter. Again, such plain verses like Matthew 13:55 makes it obvious. But sadly enough, the Catholics will always ridiculously claim that Mary was a pepectual virgin.

Anyways, abeg spread the good news about mother Jael, most blessed among women. Jael ti take over...

Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Splinz(m): 10:59pm On Feb 19, 2017

Omoluabi16:
lmao. a bigger idol. abi na

Ah, bro you sef don see the matter.

We really need to get a bigger idol for mother Jael. After all, she's most blessed among woment, greater than Mary, which is why she deserves a bigger idol in her honor.

O most blessed Jael, pray for us.

Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Splinz(m): 10:48pm On Feb 19, 2017

Augustap:
CATHOLICS DO NOT WORSHIP MARY, WE HONOUR HER.
If you're ignorant about the faith and beliefs of a particular church, don't say what you're not sure of. Research and be sure. If you can't research, stay off such issues.
Faith and belief are delicate issues, don't just talk. You never can tell who you're misleading.

Don't you think those people in the first pic are also honoring their own father huh

Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Splinz(m): 10:43pm On Feb 19, 2017

Douglaufuoma:
do you have biblical back up to show she is most blessed among women? do any part of the Bible mention her name outside judges, again is she among the influential women in the bible

I've already given you the Bible portion na. Have you not seen that she's called "Most Blessed Among Women?". Not only her, her household as well?

Whether blessed Jael is mentioned only in Judges or outside, it doesn't matter. What matters is that, mother Jael is the most blessed among women.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Sunday The Christian Sabbath Day? by Splinz(m): 10:10pm On Feb 19, 2017

What a poor student of the Bible. SMH

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