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Romance › Re: She Says I Should Deny Christ Before She Gives Me Sex by Splinz(m): 2:42pm On Jan 09, 2017

StupidYorubaFool:
coz I was raised in a Christian background and I also believe that God has a Son named Jesus Christ who died for our sins and was resurrected on the third day..

I guess the few knowledge below buttresses my claims

Sorry bro, this is not what makes one a Christian.

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Romance › Re: She Says I Should Deny Christ Before She Gives Me Sex by Splinz(m): 1:56pm On Jan 09, 2017

Who told you that you're a Christian anyways? What makes you one?

Go do your thing jare...

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Romance › Re: Just Imagine What This Person Wrote On Social Media! by Splinz(m): 1:14pm On Jan 09, 2017

Are these the future mothers of our unborn children

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Christianity Etc › Re: Are Catholics Stupid? by Splinz(m): 11:01am On Jan 09, 2017

DoctorAlien:
LOL. Rev. 12 has only 17 verses. Anyway, is Rev. 12 talking about Mary?

1. When was Mary clothed with sun? When did she have the moon under her feet?

2. What crown of 12 stars was on her head?

3 Who was the dragon?

4. When did Mary flee into the wilderness?

5. When was Mary nourished a time, 2 times and half a time? Where was her husband?

6. When did a dragon cast a flood after Mary?

7. Who are the remnant of Mary which the dragon went to make war with, if that chapter is talking about Mary?

8. Even if Rev. 12 is talking about Mary, is there any place in the chapter that says that the woman has been taken to Heaven?

LMAO. Rev 12... about Mary? LWKMD. These Catholics wouldn't kill us with their comedy.

Good questions bro.

Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Proofs Peter Was Not The "Pope" At Rome. by Splinz(op): 10:53am On Jan 09, 2017

Bump!

Christianity Etc › Re: Are Catholics Stupid? by Splinz(m): 8:43am On Jan 09, 2017*

DoctorAlien:
LOL. He has been jumping and dancing around that question.

Hehehe... He's trying the best way he was taught to justify those idols.

Shebi he said after 1 Kings 7:25-30, he will answer the question?

Stay tuned my brother for his ground breaking answer...

Christianity Etc › Re: Are Catholics Stupid? by Splinz(m): 8:27am On Jan 09, 2017

Benblaq:
b4 i tel u..jst quote 1kings 7vs25to30..cn u jst type it here?

1 Kings 7:25-30 depicts the Temple's furnishing. I can't type them here, do it if you want.

Again, I'm disappointed. I was hoping to see graven images like Enoch's, Abraham's, and Israel's own, scattered everywhere in the temple to be worship, venerated or honor. But alas, non was seen, only temple furnishing just like one would furnish his house.

So now tell me. From whence did the command to erect giant idols in your church came from huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Are Catholics Stupid? by Splinz(m): 10:22pm On Jan 08, 2017

Benblaq:
help me quote numbers 21 vs 8 to 9

Again, Numbers 21:8-9 shows that God commanded Moses to "make a snake".
This still doesn't answer the question asked. Or does it huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Are Catholics Stupid? by Splinz(m): 10:01pm On Jan 08, 2017

DoctorAlien:
It has become a common teaching today that people go to either heaven or hell at death. But does the Bible say so?

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord." 1 Thess. 4:16-17

People like Mary will be resurrected to inherit Heaven only when Christ comes back.

Yeah bro, but you missed it when you made your last statement.

The truth is, Mary and and the rest of the saints "inherit the earth" (Matthew 5:5), not heaven. For which reasons why Revelation says: "And has made us unto our God kings and priests: and we shall reign on the earth" (Rev. 5:10).

You're a potential king (under the King of kings) to rule the world my brother!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Are Catholics Stupid? by Splinz(m): 9:18pm On Jan 08, 2017

Omudia11:
Are you kidding me? Mary could be in heaven. After death comes judgment.

Indeed, after death comes judgment. And when is this judgment? John 5:28-29 answers it.

So you see, Mary and the rest of the saints are awaiting (in the grave) what the Scriptures called "change" from mortality to immortality (1 Cor. 15:51-53). And this change only comes at the resurrection (1 Cor. 15 is the resurrection chapter. Learn more).

When you say Mary is in heaven, it therefore means that she's alive. If she's alive then, is the resurrection for the living or the dead? Will the supposed living saints in heaven die another death before resurrecting again in the resurrection day?

All these confusions are as a result of distorting true Bible teachings. But you need not be confused, for God is not the author of confusion.

Romance › Re: How Can I Woo A Girl? by Splinz(m): 7:52pm On Jan 08, 2017

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Romance › Re: How Can I Woo A Girl? by Splinz(m): 7:46pm On Jan 08, 2017

makydebbie:
Just be free...

Be yourself....

Is that how I can woo you?

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Christianity Etc › Re: The True Founder And History Of The Catholic Church. by Splinz(op): 7:06pm On Jan 08, 2017

Bump!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Gives One Of His Pastors N400k & Brand New Jeep(photos) by Splinz(m): 7:03pm On Jan 08, 2017

kelEmi:
Not that I'm against or in support of the gift of car and cash, cause I really do not care.. But wouldn't you also show same level of appreciation if you were the one receiving the gifts??

Don't you think I wouldn't do such nonsense before asking the question?

I can't belittle myself over anything.

Romance › Re: Say A Word About This Makeup. #pics by Splinz(m): 6:30pm On Jan 08, 2017

Politics › Re: God Will Cut Off The Hands Manipulating, Killing Christians – Fayose by Splinz(m): 6:09pm On Jan 08, 2017

And let the church say......................................................................

Events › Re: Groomsmen Carry Pastor As His Bride Drag Him On Their Wedding Day by Splinz(m): 5:56pm On Jan 08, 2017

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Girls: She That Has Ear Let Her Hear(photo) by Splinz(m): 5:38pm On Jan 08, 2017

Ginaz:
This is so true, he has not married you yet you are washing boxers and cleaning his back of pot. What na kwanu? Did he tell you he can't do them?

He has not married you, you go and stay in his house for 4 months? Haba? Are you his property?

Girls need to wise up o, it's stupidity. When I go to my bf house, I will only do house chores cos I want to out of my own initiative not cos it is my duty as a woman. And there will be house chores I won't do for him, like washing his own boxers and clothes. He is not a kid, he should be responsible enough to cater for that without needing my assistance.

Kwanu! Call me lazy I don't care. When I am legally your wife I would do my wify duties but I ain't wasting my time doing wify duties on someone that might later not marry me.

Love your boyfriend but don't idolize him. Simple.

Not a bad sense of worth at all. Cool!

Christianity Etc › Re: Are Catholics Stupid? by Splinz(m): 5:00pm On Jan 08, 2017

Benblaq:
bro am still waiting ..quote exodus 25:17-22

Exodus 25:17-22 shows that God was the One that commanded the ark of the covenant, cool.

But saddening enough, this passage has not answered DoctorAlien second question:

Who commanded you to mold graven images in your church?

Politics › Re: Nigerian Government Secretly Increased Electricity Tariff (pictures) by Splinz(m): 4:42pm On Jan 08, 2017

It is no surprise! Apparently, everything about this government is scam!

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Romance › Re: Looking For A Serious Relationship by Splinz(m): 4:10pm On Jan 08, 2017

My brother don't worry, I understand your problems.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Army Brigade In Yobe Kills Soldiers by Splinz(m): 4:02pm On Jan 08, 2017

Buhari and his zombies followers be like... "this news is from wailers, Boko Haram has been depeated..."

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Christianity Etc › Re: They Saw Our Messiah Jesus Christ For Real by Splinz(m): 3:10pm On Jan 08, 2017

Orikinla1:
Analytically, you are wrong to call the 4 year old boy a liar within the perspective of his extraordinary experiences and the circumstances.
So, the dying little kid lied about his miraculous healing?

You cannot choose the kind of appearance of our Messiah Jesus Christ for him.
So, if He does not appear in all His glorious light, it is not Him.

It is like when my great mother died in a ghastly road accident and her co worker saw her minutes afterwards walking away in a hurry. But she did not know that my mother had died in an accident nearby.
Then a cousin also saw her that same day, in the evening.
But she did not appear to any of her own children.

There are many mysterious occurrences we are ignorant of even though we use them daily.

Do you know the origins of the words HIM and HISTORY?
We use them every day, but we don't even know the origins beyond the English alphabets.

Do you know that him is from ELOHIM?
And history means HIS STORY.
He knows our history from the beginning to the end.

Jesus Christ appeared to a crippled Pakistani girl who was a Muslim and told her to rise from her wheelchair and walk. She obeyed and started walking after being crippled for years.
Her parents and family could not call her a liar, because her miraculous healing left them speechless.
She said Jesus Christ came with twelve men she could not identify, because she had never heard or read of His twelve apostles.

Fairy tales. Your problem is listening to too much myths, all in the name of Jesus appearances.

Look up to Jesus and His written word alone! The days are evil! Listen: "And no wonder; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light" (2 Cor. 11:14).

Do not marvel at these supposed appearances of a "Jesus"! Be contented with God's word, and His word is completely against Colton's description (lies knows no age, a lie is a lie!).

Romance › Re: She Insist I Must Lick The Mucus From Her Nose To Prove My Love! by Splinz(m): 2:21pm On Jan 08, 2017

Oh my gawd! What have I done to behold this height of mumuism!??

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Gives One Of His Pastors N400k & Brand New Jeep(photos) by Splinz(m): 2:13pm On Jan 08, 2017

And he had to lie down on the floor before thanking him enough

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Romance › Re: What Could Be Done? by Splinz(m): 2:05pm On Jan 08, 2017

Politics › Re: Rivers: Sacked Policemen Are Heroes Of Democracy - Fayose by Splinz(m): 1:54pm On Jan 08, 2017

Yes o... standing up against a tyrant isn't an easy one. Well done gallant officers!

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Splinz(m): 8:05am On Jan 08, 2017

Catalin:
This is why you should date a virgin and not a borehole.

Yeah... Virgins!

Politics › Re: Open Letter To President Muhammadu Buhari By Reno Omokri by Splinz(m): 7:50am On Jan 08, 2017

DIKEnaWAR:
Are you a robot programmed to praise Buhari?

Politics › Re: Open Letter To President Muhammadu Buhari By Reno Omokri by Splinz(m): 7:50am On Jan 08, 2017

DIKEnaWAR:
Are you a robot programmed to praise Buhari?

He's not called an Oba of zombies for nothing.

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