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Christianity Etc › Re: Did Mary Rise To Heaven Without Dying? by Splinz(m): 8:06am On Jan 20, 2017*

OLAADEGBU:
Are you making it up as you go? Why is it difficult for you to believe the revealed word of God that says that they never saw death?

Now you're about to get your fingers really burnt.

Is the Bible contradictory? And why is it also difficult for you to believe the same revealed word of God that says no one has gone to heaven except Jesus? Why is it difficult for you to believe that all the dead are in their graves awaiting the resurrection, in line and harmony with Scriptures? Can you prove anywhere in the Bible that the saints are now living in heaven and sinners in fire

I challenge you to attempt any of these questions. Lets see if you know the Bible and indeed, believe all its teachings.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did Mary Rise To Heaven Without Dying? by Splinz(m): 1:04am On Jan 20, 2017

OLAADEGBU:
Where were Enoch and Elijah transported to?

These two, I believed, were simply transfer to an undisclosed location still on earth, where they lived the rest of their lives and died like every other human beings (Hebrews 9:27).

I think God probably worked out the same thing He did with Moses. Moses, though the Scriptures does not say he was taken up too, but we see that when Moses died, he was buried by God Himself and his grave is unknown till this day (Deuteronomy 34:6).

So, like Moses who died and his grave hidden, I think God also did the same thing with the duo of Enoch and Elijah.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did Mary Rise To Heaven Without Dying? by Splinz(m): 10:21pm On Jan 19, 2017

OLAADEGBU:
No, hence the question of the OP.

To that question I say, no. According to Scriptures, no one has ascended into heaven except Jesus who came from heaven (John 3:13). Note: It says "except- ion", i.e, it is only Jesus that has ascended into the third heaven where God sits in glory.

Not even Enoch and Elijah. What these two experienced was a supernatural transfer from one location to another. This is most true in the case of Elijah, where he is seen writing a letter to king Jehoram (2 Chronicles 21:12), after his supposed ascension. Indeed, it was a rare honor to these two.

To believe or say contrary is to contradict Jesus and other truths of the Bible like the "RESURRECTION", which we see occurs when Jesus returns (John 5:28-29). Also note that this resurrection talks of both the just and unjust. (Learn more about the resurrection in 1 Corinthians 15).

So, if some people believes that the saints are in heaven (contrary to what the Bible says, for even David is not in heaven, Acts 2:34), we may ask: How can supposedly living saints in heaven resurrect, i.e, the resurrection is it for the living or the dead huh

Be the judge.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did Mary Rise To Heaven Without Dying? by Splinz(m): 8:54pm On Jan 19, 2017

OLAADEGBU:
Do you know where she was buried?

No. Did you also see when she was ascended huh

Politics › Re: IGP Idris Appears Before The House Of Reps Over Diversion Of N1.2bn Police Fund by Splinz(m): 7:34pm On Jan 19, 2017

mindtricks:
Is this why Tinubu's face is this shocked?

Na so the thing shocked the Jagaban o...

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Fell In Love With A Guy That Didnt Become Yours? by Splinz(m): 7:18pm On Jan 19, 2017

Calm down my dear. Now, please come again.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did Mary Rise To Heaven Without Dying? by Splinz(m): 7:04pm On Jan 19, 2017

OLAADEGBU:
Where else should she be?

In the grave.

Romance › Re: Look At What Turns Me On During Sex With A Girl by Splinz(m): 6:58pm On Jan 19, 2017

Foxyn:
My love for hairy kitty kat eh, i can't hold myself once i see a nice shaved hairy pusi ... I love fingering it alot esp when i touch the hairy surface, chai! I fit die.. I even told my girl not to be shaving all her hairs on her pusi cos it turns me on alot.. Infact, i told her to also try and keep small hairs on her armpit God save me what turns u one during sex?

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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Relationships Break Up? by Splinz(m): 6:55pm On Jan 19, 2017

Very simple. Whatsoever is built on faulty foundation must break. And Oh, great shall be its fall!!!

Politics › Re: Fayose Mocks Buhari For Not Being Invited To Trump’s Inauguration by Splinz(m): 6:37pm On Jan 19, 2017

“Obviously, Buhari’s junketing to US that gulped $1m per trip, has come to an inglorious end,” the Ekiti governor said.

“To make matters worse was the bombing of the Internally Displaced Persons camp by the military in desperation to cover up the corruption and mismanagement of affairs in the camp.

Well said, your excellency. It is obvious that incoming President Trump doesn't want to have anything to do with a colossal failure like Buhari, hence, the exclusion of his name among those worthy of gracing the grand event.

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Romance › Re: GUYS WITH BEARD?: 12 Reasons Why They Make The Best Boyfriends by Splinz(m): 4:27pm On Jan 19, 2017

Filashade:
Yep. I was dating a theif who borrowed money from all my work colleagues and never gave them the money back inluding from his own GF.

He was Jamaican so I guess its in their nature to show off and borrow money. That guys bragged about everything and made himself look like a millionaire when he actually borrowed money to look like that. Even his own best friend would call to ask for him saying he borrowed hima huge some of money.

When you meet him you would think he was a nice guy and very friendly but noooo, he is a thief.

Go and date thieves no more...

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Romance › Re: GUYS WITH BEARD?: 12 Reasons Why They Make The Best Boyfriends by Splinz(m): 4:22pm On Jan 19, 2017

Filashade:
My ex had a beard but he was okay but a big time liar and thief so I would have to disagree that they make better boyfriend. In fact he was good at lying a lot about everything.

So I dont know about that.

So you were dating 'Anini' all those while

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Romance › Re: See The Boobs That Got Everybody Talking On Instagram by Splinz(m): 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2017

What nonsense boobs! I say what heaps of nonsense boobs!

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Politics › Re: IGP Idris Appears Before The House Of Reps Over Diversion Of N1.2bn Police Fund by Splinz(m): 3:29pm On Jan 19, 2017

Are these the saints in this government? So Ibrahim, after accusing his predecessor of corruption, equally turned around and cornered his own share of looting!

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Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Help by Splinz(m): 2:49pm On Jan 19, 2017

Sorry, you're in. Now you can understand why God always thundered to our ears: "Keep away from the path of evil doers!". What happened when one of them touched you was that, the "spirit of error" in her was equally passed on to you.

Pray to the Lord, if perhaps, He may forgive you of your mistakes.

Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Proofs Peter Was Not The "Pope" At Rome. by Splinz(op): 2:26pm On Jan 19, 2017

chalz493:
If there is no part of the new testament that says peter did not visit Rome,then ur claim is trash and misleading. Go read the church history not bible for such cases.

Of course, I have read and seen the true Church history, as handed down by the true apostles. Unfortunately, yours is nothing but distorted and doctored lies dished out to you all along.

I don't know about you. But as for 'us', the Scriptures informed our every teachings, and in this very subject, the Scriptures is very clear as it has informed us of Peter's whereabouts.

If you can't refute these truths as contained in God's word, then you can as well re-examine your own brand of history.

Politics › Re: There Was Nothing Accidental About Borno IDP Settlement Bombing – Survivor by Splinz(m): 10:13am On Jan 19, 2017*

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vedaxcool:
Shut up and to hell with Jonathan the callous failure whose ambition according to him was not worth the blood of Nigerians but worth every kobo that the military couldn't fight off BH due to inadequacy of arms. .. and eventually produced IDPs. This is all his fault and he will be judged for creating these IDP camps because the lives of these people had no value to him. Thunder strike him and his arms thieves.

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Keep quiet and stop being a nuisance!

If your giraffe of a President can't end the Boko Haram menace as he shamelessly promised, instead of aggravating the problem by killing innocent civilians, you all can go and die!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Clairvoyance by Splinz(m): 9:00am On Jan 19, 2017

analice107:
No one can kill Christianity sir. You of all people shd know that.

Simon Magus, the Sorcerer started a movement that metamorphosed over the period of 3 centuries into a very large, global and powerful organization. It's agenda was to replace what the Bible taught with paganism and witchcraft, it held grounds for some centuries. It conquered and prospered until it was time for it to be broken open.
That Movement was the Roman Catholic movement. If Catholicism failed to destroy Christianity, no one, i mean, no organization formed by man or beast can do it.

And, Upon this rock i shall build my Church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
JESUS OF NAZARETH.

Anyways, its even too late now.

Please blow the trumpet louder.

The brand of "churchianity" handed down by Simon Magus (the sorcerer) in the name of 'a' Christianity is nothing but a continuation of the Babylonian Mysteries Religion, reformed and Christianized.

Indeed, the world has not known true Christianity, as founded and handed down by Jesus Christ to His apostles (Matthew 16:18).

Celebrities › Re: Shan George Pregnant With Her First Child (Throwback Photo) by Splinz(m): 7:40pm On Jan 18, 2017

HateU2:
Woah, they both look so cute. I love the lady and that son, is he single

Have you not heard that the lad has given his mother a grandchild?

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Romance › Re: A Scene From A Ghanian Action Movie by Splinz(m): 6:58pm On Jan 18, 2017

Those Ghanians can lie for Africa.

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Romance › Re: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by Splinz(m): 6:04pm On Jan 18, 2017

DuchessDee:
My Lord, on the 16th of January 2017 , my Client was accused of running away from a rat. Without adequate investigation she was judged and named a 'Chicken- hearted fellow '.

My case:

Truly she ran from a rat that managed to sneak into her room, but it was for a justified reason. She ran for her life!

According to my investigation, The rat was a poisonous one. A crested rat ( Lophiomys imhausi) a very dangerous rat that poison its predator.

Should she have waited to kiss this dangerous rat? What if she had lost her life trying to be smart?. She screamed out of panic which is good so as to alert other neighbours who may have same rats in their rooms. She saved lives with her scream my lord.

It is a great surprise that a law abiding citizen with best intentions for her neighbours has been brought before this panel and witnessed against.
I hereby demand the arrest of comradespade for false witness. And a fine of £30000 for defamation of character, Libel, false accusations on behalf of my client. Mrs Makydee Presh900.

Below is the evidence to back my defense up.

I rest my case

#bows and take my seat.

... Wayo! See rat...

Barrister Duchessdee, it has come to the noticed of this honorable court that you connived with the accused to tender an untenable evidence before this honorable chambers, as Lophiomys imhausi are not rat species found in West Africa but the East, and has its common habitat in rocky areas.

Now aside this fact, barrister Duchessdee I put it to you: Are you aware that by admitting that your client actually did ran away from an innocent rat ( cheesy

), that indeed she's guilty of the charges against her, which is being "a chicken-heart fellow"? Are you also aware that this fact stands in law irrespective of what informed her decision to run away in such a wobbling fashion ( tongue

)?

Counsel, your argument can be likened to a man who stole government funds. And when he was caught, he claimed he is not a thief because he used the stolen money for development purposes in his constituency. Such an excuse and plead does not negate in law the fact that he's a thief!

Besides, it may also interest you to know that I was also present on the day of this incidence. And in fact, the accused is really a chicken-heart fellow. I mean, after several and futile attempts to calm her down failed, I and comradespade in a bit to display valor and strength before her, had to displayed rare karate of different styles and forms. Just name them: monkey shadow, drunken master, etc, ( grin

). Albeit, non of these things was able to work on the accused, as she was rock dead with fear. ( cheesy

)

So therefore, I hereby set aside all charges against comradespade, for lacking in merit ( cheesy

). Also, having found your defense equally lacking in substance, I hereby uphold the accused, Makydee, guilty as charged. She's found guilty of breaking "section 22 of the common acts on fears and allies matters, 1967"... grin

Case closed! cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Christians Truly Believe Mr President's End Of The World Prediction? by Splinz(m): 2:21pm On Jan 18, 2017

That boy is always high. I just wonder his brand of weed.

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Romance › Re: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by Splinz(m): 1:14pm On Jan 18, 2017

comradespade:
my lord, on this case at hand can you please adjourn this case till further notice for us "splinz and I" to gather more evidence and more fact and about the £30000 fine, please tamper justice with mercy cus am still struggling to eat 3square meal a day.

#i rest my case#

Lie lie! Oga comradespade, no adjournment for this case o... cheesy

. We must win!

Let me speak with barrister Duchessdee now.

Romance › Re: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by Splinz(m): 11:14pm On Jan 17, 2017

makydee:
Duchessdee Is my lawyer

You guys are lying!!!

Lol... Barrister come and defend your client o. If not, this honorable court will sentence her for lying! She, being such a chicken-heart fellow, claims through false pretence to be a lady of valour.

Present your case, barrister Duchessdee.

Romance › Re: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by Splinz(m): 7:52pm On Jan 17, 2017

comradespade:
makydee, I was there on that particular day that you were crying like a baby cus of a mere rat but all thanks to oga splinz he was there to save the day

Gbam! Thank you my brother...

This case has now been established by the mouth of two witnesses. So Maky, what is your defense? Will you now admit that you're such a chicken-heart individual?

Romance › Re: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by Splinz(m): 7:33pm On Jan 17, 2017

makydee:
Oya call

Very well then. Let me call on oga comradespade to please tell us what happened that day. Sir, was it not you and I that spend almost an hour trying to calm down Makydee, assuring her that rats don't bite people since she was so fearful after one small rat run passed her

Romance › Re: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by Splinz(m): 7:11pm On Jan 17, 2017

makydee:
Liar liar

Should I call a witness? You know by the testimony of two people, a case shall be established.

Romance › Re: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by Splinz(m): 7:00pm On Jan 17, 2017

makydee:
The woman is even begging the whõre. Some women no send, they'll come will pistel and pound you!

And I'm part of those women

How come you were screaming crazily and running helter-skelter the other day a mere rat run passed you?

Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Proofs Peter Was Not The "Pope" At Rome. by Splinz(op): 6:53pm On Jan 17, 2017

Bump!

Christianity Etc › Re: The True Founder And History Of The Catholic Church. by Splinz(op): 6:42pm On Jan 17, 2017

analice107:
But it wasn't for you nah. lol.

... I can imagine the feelings.... exposing his church for what it truly is. I tell you, e pain am die!

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