₦airaland Forum

first thing is classy then fine face big PAG(Phat A$$ Girl) nice DD breast and high IQ she must have sense..at leaat make she sha fine and get shape with PAG and breast I will manage her....I like omo pupa sha...cuz I like shinny girls cuz the under too go dey glitter..NB: must be very neat and classy..dress sense must be there not to be wearing SU dress for me...something tight and sexy is what I like..super tight dress wey fit burst

ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

bros u go need clay mould this kind lady cuz if search all the 36 states in Nigeria the highest I will find is 4 out of 10...

JacksonOyibo:
That is what they are willing to pay. It is a "commodity job".... if you quit they would easily get your replacement. Think of it this way, just because a man is rich doesn't mean he would be williing to pay N2000 for a bottle of Pepsi which costs N100.

your example doesn't tally with your statement...everyone knows Pepsi is worth #100 so paying extra is like giving incentives in jobs....na human being we dey talk about no be Pepsi....

very beautiful but na the ceiling fan spoil it

mogbojaiye:
Pussy is 12fet deep
And they want a 6 inches dick


Some ladies don't have senx at all

Me I need a 4feet deep pussy not a well

how can pvssy b 12ft deep na borehole or sokoto well which kind pvssy b that one...12ft diick sef is scarce bro
meanwhile I only came here to find fine girl wey we ft.......coughs**

justtoodark:
its amazing that when jonathan was still in charge una didnt complain like this....

Top 10 Worst Places to Live in England:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-wRl1D__S4

watz my biz with england the fact let's admit we are suffering...during jona' era we complained bitterly that was why people voted him out...buhari is jonathan 2.0

lewis33:
HOW EUROPE UNDER DEVELOPED AFRICA.....This is what I have to say to MAY in in AUGUST.

they brought civilization and we couldn't cope

adioolayi:
You are not making sense.. so sorry! The last time I checked, minimum wage is still #19,000. Your responses clearly shows you are still being fed. So, I wont reply you again.
NB: I am not an NPower beneficiary directly, ..buy so far it is putting food on tables of thousands of beneficiaries that are Nigerians... I am a beneficiary.

can u use #19,000 to raise your family... just a sample question am not going abuse u am past that...never let ur emotion mix with your intention... before Npower we were surviving without N power we will survive... I just can't imagine a graduate earning less $100 per month in a blessed country like Nigeria...leave the backward society and change ur mentality bro...

Daviddson:
She has yet to touch down in Nigeria and she's already running her mouth. All these whites and their boundless pride and disrespect for the blacks. The way they run down Africans churning out poverty figures from their mind, you'll think there are no poor, homeless people among them too. But alas the reverse is the case.
Why are Nigerians on Nairaland so anti-Nigerian unlike what obtains on Twitter? Why can't we talk back at these imperialists, and leave out local politics aside, some times? Trump's reported comment about Buhari that filled the cyberspace yesterday should have received a widespread condemnation and trolling of Trump from us, but no, Nairalanders would rather insult their president more.

The only US president who ever spent three terms in office, Roosevelt, was a crippled who ruled from wheelchair, but he saw America through the Second World War making it an unrivalled world power.

We are not anti Nigerians we are just bittered..there is no crime is criticism the only way to shut your critics is to act...why would I support a lifeless man who doesn't care about the needs of the country... oh yes he is not the cause of Nigeria's mishap but he has contributed Kore to our problem..he should put Nigerians up before himself... so many people died for him during for him to be elected..I don't see the reason why he can't shut his critics by doing something people will credit him for....number of projects done zero...poverty level worsened...cost of living very high..the person who oversaw america from a wheelchair did more with his head than our current president is doing...Stephen hawking was tied down to chair and his contributions was widely appreciated by people...

adioolayi:
Is NPower a bad initiative You better join the train.. the end point of the path of political thuggery you've chosen is death. Your pay masters son's and daughters are abroad. ...so, get a new life.. enroll for Npower.

NB: I don't smoke

shu see this one oo..na 30k dey make u run your mouth like...N power is a terrible initiave organized by the government to blindfold Nigerians...A scheme masterminded by our government to actually deny a fraction of the population from knowing their right...30k can't even afford rent in Nigeria not to talk of boarding a flight interstate...bros wise up u are better than these..don't be deceived by these old men who neutralizing our power to fight for the betterment of the country...

chukzyfcbb:
okay let's do the maths guys...

First of all how much is our minimum wage in Nigeria? 18,000
Nysc 19800

Now World report says Poverty is living below $1.90.
$1.90 is about 700 naira, times 30days is 21,000 naira.


Now you can see that OUR MINIMUM WAGE is below the 21,000($1.90 for 30days).

Not to talk about the Millions of youths who are even Unemployed.

Nigeria is Finished.

INDIA is 3TIMES more POPULATED than NIGERIA, Yet we surpass them in POVERTY NUMBERS.

somebody I know went for an interview today a graduate for that matter with years of experience guess how much they could offer him 15k a month... bros Nigeria is not only finished Nigeria is as good as a dumping site

adioolayi:
“Much of Nigeria is thriving, with many individuals enjoying the fruits of a resurgent economy, yet 87 million Nigerians live below $1 and 90 cents a day, making it home to more very poor people than any other nation in the world,” she said.

Stop reading in isolation... that's her exact statement. Many studies has shown that average Nigerians live below $1 a day.... so, what's the new thing in what May said

Acknowledging the fact that Nigeria is having resurgent economy means PMB administration is doing something good.

another n power beneficiary spotted...they would do anything to to support a lifeless man... PMB administration is doing something good...pass me ur weed bro

flexyrule:
Chelsea did their best. Newcastle were out to play a frustrating, non-entertaining, defensive and cowardice style of football. We saw the same style of game last season when we played against Crystal Palace (Game ended 0-0).
A team that opts for a draw in their ''HOME" at the beginning of a season should be banned by FIFA. That was the most boring game I've watched in a while.
Even Rondon and Murphy that I was looking out for were forced to be defenders.
I understand most of their players were on injury, but that should't be an excuse for fielding ALL your players as defenders na!!
Anyway the 3 points was well deserved and we broke another record 84% ball possession!!!
84% - C'mon! Who does that?

all these clowns that know nothing about football and come to nairaland to spill trash...Newcastle played a very smart game..benitez knows he lacks the quality that can match Chelsea on a possession based game and played a defensive game that almost earned him a point against Chelsea..they were missing shevlvey quality... they played defensive game that ended 2-1 if they were that defensive without purpose how come they earned a goal that was not from set piece or the spot...most people are so obsessed with possession possession game...Leicester and Chelsea won the league with below 50% possession and at times were defensive in some games like Newcastle...for ur info guardiola did 80% and over against Wigan and lost in the FA cup...Wigan defended all through....at times its OK to be defensive had it been some coaches won't be so stupid not to know that at 5-3 up in the first leg second leg u have to be defensive not to lose 3-1 same applys to Barcelona their coach made a mistake by not going defensive against Roma in the second leg... am sure he will not do that mistake again

morata is an icardi-santa cruz type of player hold up play with flick on moves to support other attackers just like giroud he is not a kind of player that moves in btw defenders like Jesus and mertens..am so sorry he is not fit for sarri ball...he should go to a team where they can utilize the width and cross into the box for him to tap in and nod..as for aziplicueta wonder why sarri has not deployed him to center back he is an old fashion RB like Belahrouz if that name rings a bell..they won't get forward unless they have space to cross he needs a kyle walker bellerin hysaj Valencia trippier Coleman smith federicks someone that can run channels as for azipi na defensive full back

haba 55 styles kwanu..ebelebe...lalakulala..too much weed can cause brain cancer...

Roger3D:
I love the way Buhari was cold and distant towards that racist buffoon Donald trump, he was trying to send a message to the Americans that it's not business as usual as it used to be under the old regimes. He was trying to let Trump know that Nigeria's interests will not be betrayed. Nobody can bully Buhari!

see this one n power beneficiary trying to praise buhari becos of 30k..Buhari has done nothing truth be told but I do not blame he is lifeless just as trump said he is not the problem of this country but his authority can challenge any administration..but he hasn't done that yet...he is been tossed around by his cabinet like chessboard

Merimental:
i hav learnt to respect klopp's use of new players since d resurgence of Andy Robertson..Xhaqiri wil get his chance n wil come good but he nids to learn to be patient n work hard lyk andy was.

bros don't deceive yourself he won't get a chance...

if my d*ck nack this one her brain will ring like sumec firman generator...nonsense better d*ck never jam u... 99.9% of men definitely I am part of the 0.1% DAT never jam u...anyone with her contact my piston is ready for action...na better engine oil I dey use even total can't match my quality

I don't why emery is using Wenger's old tactics wingers cut in full backs follows and square into the box if they miss opponent quickly launch counter attack meanwhile at that point mustafi and sokratis are high up the pitch in defence....they are let loose gbagan arsenal don concede if emery doesn't adjust that style and make is defensive midfielders occupy more responsibilities in protecting the fullbacks when going high up the pitch they will suffer this season...I hope they don't meet teams like wolves with Adams traore or Leicester with gray and vardy very early he needs to adjust is tactics...I pity dem

na to carry tissue inside pocket to take clean their face if u wan nack this ones... too much paint it will just stain ur bedsheet...

fine wine gene still dey fine like anything unlike some married women who av turned themselves to rags and keep complaining of their cheating husband... career woman no dey carry last...

I don't like this girl's beauty one bit and she gat short neck but she got asset frontal and basal on point but she is a good actress...minus her neck and face the whole other part of her body make sense

kunmiiii:
Na wa for people here oo, Depression isn't something to make fun of or take lightly... its one of the leading cause of death.

bros 95% of Nigerians are suffering from depression some are aware majority don't even know they are suffering from it... when life knocks u down u try to get back up...not everyone' life is rosy

Oga if u like commit suicide na your life...at least it will help the balance of the ecosystem...

most Nigerians once dem don become one yeye celeb..dey go come with one kain useless stories like when I was this I almost did that I hawked _ when I was a kid...I drank garri throughout my childhood becos we were so poor...my mum said I won't make it as an actor...people deceiving people like association of past/present crimnals we have now in our government... 2017 BBNaija I supported Tboss many Nigerians talk say na witch na fake....Efe that is not fake were e dey now...Supported Ceec in 2018 Nigerians branded her as most bitter woman but judging by looks of things this girl desrved 2018 BBNaija but hatred made them vote for miracle who is not fake who doesn't gossip den don forget say na game and fell miracle's strategy..SMH for Nigerians.. Na outside dem dey See dem no dey value wetin dey inside person... We should this nonsense "first impression matters most" its ruining our country if Emmanuel Marcon were to be from Nigeria he can never become president they will say how can someone that marry is grandma become president.. i know my comment av gone beyond the subject matter but I just felt its right to express

obixcel:
Three Billboards At Ebbing Missouri 9/10 Dope movie
The Escape Plan 2 7/10

what is dope in Three Billboards at ..... bored as f*** that movie 9/10 maybe 7/10 cos it's realistic... as for escape plan 2 na 5/10 not because of anything but the actors didn't put in effort...
My 2018 Movies
Avengers : Infinity Wars - 8/10
Accident Man - 7/10
Guernsey and Potato Peel Pie Society - 7.5/10
American Animals - 7.5/10
Upgrade - 7/10
Gringo - 7/10
Blank Panther - 7.7/10
Deadpool - 7/10 (Becos of CGI effects Otherwise na 5/10 e suppose get)
These are the ones I can remember for now
Worst and Worstest so far
Annihilation - 2/10 ( Rubbish Movie)
Ocean 8 - 1/10 (Not Seen it but I know its trash)
Rosy - -1/10 as useless as shit
Thoroughbred- 1/10 (don't allow ur children to watch this movie very intoxicating and violent, stupid as garbage)
I can't remember the rest as I was trying to access my Brain' recycle bin I encountered an error

Pipedreams:
Why Are Ladies Like This? Is Sex A Gift To Men?

I met this lady on saturday walking down with her sis. I holla at her then we exchanged numbers. We chatted briefly on saturday night after she saw a watsapp status of me stunting with my guy and revving the streets in my ride while doing a video. She hailed me for being a flexer.

Fast forward to Sunday Afternoon we chatted and she said she was a bit bored so I invited her over. I picked her up half way at Opebi and we drove to my crib after a brief stop over at Chicken republic for takeaway entertainment.

We got to the crib and after eating and while watching DSTV i made a move and she said it was early but was moaning and we bleeped two rounds, then I dropped her off at Ikeja with some little transport money 2k. I never asked her out or told her i needed a GF.

Why do Naija girls feel after sex you owe dem something? So stupidly entitled. Didnt we both enjoy it? Lmao. Now because i did not call yesterday and text shes getting pissed off. Watsapp chat below.

dey pay well to compensate this girls...na when her brain finally reset she remember the change u gave her too small

konfused:
The simple answer to this is that women are Portals. A woman's womb is a portal through which life comes through to earth.

It is very deep.

Women are meant to be revered. A woman shouldn't take her body for granted.

too many video games and movies have affect ur brain portal ni kan ko pot of soup ni mschew...maybe the sperm that does the job of seed does not have significance...life is matter of choice

BoboKush:
That nonsense will Uninstall

don't be a confirm mumu even the $100 note get illuminati most movies u watch illuminati the stuffs u use illuminati...wetin consign me....

Damfostopper:
because I saw heist... I thought it gonna be money heist movie..... not knowing it's necklace heist bvllshit...... just gave it 3 probably cos Atleast na heist.... if not na 1/10......after the first 20 minutes... I lost interest.... it was just playing while I continued browsing till I Gat tired....

I had to play final destination 1 [2000] .......7.5/10.....was quite impressed with the final destination.... downloading 2 asap

the final destinations were great movies bros u go download taya he cuz it reach 5 ooo 6 and 7 go soon.come out...its a sequel to ocean eleven 12 and 13 but the fact is the only one I enjoyed was the first part ocean 11 the rest bullshit and Sandra bullock given a lead role just made me lost interest in ocean 8 and with ur reviews and the one I saw am so glad I didn't east 700mb on that crap

Damfostopper:
Upgrade is it out?.... cos google is saying release date is 31st

yh watch escape plan b4 it came out so the thing is the movie might have been released in another country so Upgrade Nigeria release date is 31st it been out since June in America... same with Escape plan out in Russia in May and came out July in America

KoiceReloaded:
MOVIES WITH MEMORABLE UNEXPECTED ENDINGS

*Contain some spoilers*


- I Am Legend: When Will Smith's character finally realized he was the monster, and not the vampires he ruthlessly hunted and killed for so long.
- The 6th sense: I didn't see it coming. M. Night Shyamalan at your service.
- The Departed: The ending shocked me. Three times in quick succession.
- 10 Cloverfield Lane: Had me guessing until the end. I was like, maybe he's crazy or maybe he's telling the truth? Turns out he was both.
- Momento: Didn't anticipate the ending... (the beginning?) at all.
- Sorry To Bother You: Yup. Movie basically just goes "F**k your expectations". Hardest curveball I’ve ever seen in a movie.
- No Country for Old Men: It actually confuses you at first, like there was an editing mistake in ending it like that. Until you realize that the main character was just as insignificant in the end as anyone else.
- The Usual Suspect: The ending threw me.
- Enders Game: I was like wtf?! The ending came as a massive shock to me.
- Se7en: The final scene was horrifying, but amazing at the same time.
- The Others: I never saw that coming. Night Shyamalan-esque.
- Gone Girl: The ending wasn't the ending: it was a second act twist that led to another 20 minutes of craziness.
- SAW: The first one. The "dead" guy in the middle of the bathroom was Jigsaw.
- The Mist: The ending was heartbreaking. They should have waited a minute longer. Woulda Coulda Shoulda...
- Tropic Thunder: Not the ending per say. The closing credits. Imagine my surprise when I realized that the bald potty-mouthed man was TOM CRUISE??!! Didn't see that one coming.
- The Prestige: One word: amazing.
- Fight Club: That sh*t blew my mind to pieces.
- Split: No reference or relationship to Unbreakable, and then, POW!
- Million Dollar Baby: You expect the movie to be a "rise from the ashes" success story, and then you get the ending...
- Upgrade: An unexpected ending that actually made sense, and didn't do surprise just for the heck of it.

and Terminal (2018) Simon Pegg & Mike Myers Unexpected Ending as well Magnificent