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Question: How did chelsea win a champions league?
Answer: Because everybody on the team can score except Mikel

olabiz2010: Championship champion wan beat European champion... Una no dey fear..... Bomboklat!

lol

Did that for my last EX.

bknight: I guess she enjoyed how I treated her anytime she threatened me with a break up I'd sober up, I'd beg, spoil her,all attention etc. Till I got tired of d game. The next time she wanted a break up I simply obliged and agreed to it. My answer nearly knocked d breath outta her. I guess she was expecting d cycle to continue.

That was one usual joke gone bad

Yes.

Anderson own na to dey show bottom. KODI
[quote author=Kay-Dee]Anderson still neva get sense. [/quote]

Its Fergies time!

Penalty diver don enter.

Man city plays defensive games when they play top teams.

jude33084: I think so far τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣̥ only top team I have seen is Mancity

No, RVP to goal.

Funkymallam: But United will still win, RVP to score.

He is not a billionaire.Dont feed us that.

texazzpete: Jason Njoku? He's the MD/CEO of Iroko group. The guys behind IrokoTV and Iroking. He's got exclusive rights to online broadcasting of Nollywood (and I think ghana movies). Pretty big deal.

As Forbes put it



So unlike you, he's a real billionaire

The was this beautiful nollywood girl I was about dating and we had been getting together more and more. I dont really dream. But one day in my office, i dozed off for 2 minutes, it was a quick dream but i will call it a vision.I saw this lady coming to meet me and as I was about to hug her streching my arms,the next I see, I was handcuffed by policemen and she just left.I turned the soon to start relationship to friendship and stayed away from her.

It is a little bit smaller than the previous version. There is nothing to write home about the interior. They only upgraded the LCD and if you have driven some luxury cars before, you cannot compare it with any. Cheap Assss LCD.

send better photos to dara360 at gmail.com I will call you soon about this property

Slyr0x: yaaaaaay. . .. .Waiting for someone to beat this

Confirmed Photoshop. More ZOBO to your elbow.

Toyota Camry is the most stolen car in Nigeria. I wont drive one, even on rental.

exxell: Yo nigga, tiz better
you shut tha eff up and
look like an Peruvian goatee than
open it and erase all
doubt. Thought we
are civilized? Or you want
me to leave my white lines
and diss you in my mama
tongue? You wanna feel
bad today? When you
wanna diss me, dont even
stand too close coz u are
so homo. You think you can
mess with my logo because
you want promo on NL?
Nigga if you are weed, am
gonna smoke you. Don’t
even bother. You ain’t
spittin’ proper!

PUNCH LINES

I tell kids that "IF YOU HAVE TATTOO, YOU WILL NOT BECOME A PRESIDENT" I will now ask "DO YOU SEE TATTOO ON OBAMA, GORGE BUSH(EVEN GOODLUCK AND PATIENCE NO GET) AND SO ON?

I don't like suit. All I do is a nice business jacket on Faconnable Chinos ( I will tuck in my shirt).If you wont give me contract or job because of Suits, hold it.

Eja nla don cause CONFUSION.

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hakuna matata: Resultant effect is- cost of rentage of shops have snowballed on the other side which now harbour most economic activities here. I'm on d verge of getting a property close. Pls experts, how does PHCN decide which areas get 33kv lines?

Through Bribery.

lagerwhenindoubt: Tony Tigana was the name back in the late 90s up to 2006. Tony Tigana is crap these days, poor fabric, poor environment, all the best tailors under him have left. especially Seedorf

You are right. Tony Tigana.Close to 9 years since I had been there.
They have some well organized tailors in Kent Aba that take time to sow good shirts.Those kind of tailors are not even cheap.

Car Tracker might not work. My Inlaws car was stolen so the were able to track it to Cotonou(or Benin) border and I think they de-activated something to stop the car but the thieves had better idea. They towed it away into Cotonou.The did not see jack. Interpol was charging so much money to find it across the border. He just let it go.

I have ABA Made shirts right now in the US. I have been wearing them for a decade (may be once or twice a year). I always show it to people if they could believe they were sown in ABA.
There are good tailors and you get to select SAMPLE MATERIALS which you can never (at times) see the replica on anyone.

I will wear ABA Shirt over TM Lewin any day. You can get exclusive shirt materials. You dont need to even go to ABA, go to Taiwo street on island and ask of TIGANA (i hope he is still there).

Freesia: Congrats to the winners!! just wondering what happened to the nigerian born talent. Did the team have to "import" the american born sons of nigerian born fathers for the team to be complete?

Can you jump very well with FUFU and EBA?

I have worked for lots of female bosses. They are self centered, not frugal and bad managers.

My mama go beat you finish she go tell you make you kon massage her arm after beating you. Na mama you go dey say sorry (E pele ma) to while beating you just because you dodged the cane and it hit her (I go hear yeye yeye). Who den dey beat, who dey cry.

If the OP does not mind being a second wife (I have taken permission from my wife), I am ready and I am in Texas. I dont care about your money because I have mine in 6 figures. PM me for photos.Also, I am not Ewo Lo See type of guys.

HAMMER HEAD OF HORROR A.K.A AGBARI OJUKWU