vickydevoka:

U are such a good person. No matter how small is something. I also be careful of fake people especially yahoo boys. I hate to see good people being cheated

You know he did not ask for help and you can see the genuineness in the message he posted. Thanks.

VTJN:
xxxxxxxxxx Access Bank

Thanks sir

Enjoy.

olamidedivotee:
This is very wrong for kids at early stage. The person that come up with this idea should be dealt with.



In case, anyone need a technology writer. Check my signature.

I need one. Send me your contact.

VTJN:
it's not being easy bro. A graduate with strong 2.1 still unemployed. I barely eat once daily

As for data subscription, some friends do help me with #200 airtime once in a while just to search online and apply for any opening

I'm always on free mode on nairaland through opera mini. Life has not been fair with me that i know

To cap it all, I'm just stuck in the house. No money to move around (Transportation) in search of job

I wish God could change my story for good. I'm getting depressed seriously

Send your bank account here. Let me give you money for Data.

pansophist:
Saying that virginity doesn't guarantee a successful marriage is like saying that an educated hardworking man doesn't guarantee sucess. Well yea, it doesn't, but it's an indication. And I'll rather pick a virgin, than one who would compare our sex with truckloads of men she had slept with. Then say I'm not man enough.

Remember, Olosho was once a virgin.

Dialpad:
He took the vaccine and died.... I usually don't believe when people make this claim. While I agree it is possible, I doubt it.

I know 2 people who refused to take the vaccine, one died yesterday, the other was asked to bring 10 million naira deposit at reddingtion hospital before they accept.

Just take the damn vaccine!!!!

May his soul rest in peace

Fake News.

Offpoint1:

It's easier for me to put a bullet through my head than call someone for help.

Just do not get married.

Offpoint1:
I honestly hate making calls, I hardly call ANYONE, in fact the last I spoke with my mom was 6 months ago... Is worse with my siblings and relatives. I can go a year or more without calling them.

I don't pick any call I didn't expect, neither do I return missed calls.

I hate sending people wishes, be it on social media, text or physical.
All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.

I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.

Although I get really busy most times, but I don't
think it's an excuse enough. I've tried changing, but it isn't working.

It seems the only place I reply to people is on Nairaland, I've never clicked a "Like button" on the internet before... I have phobia for it.

How can I adjust? I spend 99.99% of my free time Alone in a quiet place soul traveling to universe.

People like you only call when you need help. I have many of you as well and I don't pick their calls.

Baawaa:
Thank God you don't buy fufu

I thought he bought Fufu or Eba. Lucky him

Seun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEOZEbKM5i4

Today na my wedding anniversary too. Congrats to the family.

Mstravelindiva:
It was a beautiful day in Oahu. Today we toured Pali Lookout, Kuala Regional Park and Chinaman Hat.

Travel tip: always rent a car for at least a day while visiting Oahu, this way you can tour the island at your leisure and get out of the hustle and bustle of Waikiki.

FYI, Pic #1 is an exterior view of kuala ranch, where the famous Jurassic Park 1 was filmed.

Went here 13 years ago with wife. Na Lavida Local travel we dey do now with many kids.

Lukaku95:
are you single ? You are really beautiful �

Lol, Lukaku wan Marry. Go and win Premier League first.

JovialJune:
Lol, jobless married men should be useful in the house by doing the chores, cooking, and taking care of the kids, believe me, no woman will insult or demean a man like that, instead, she will make it her life's goal to get him back on his feet again. A man cannot be useless at home and useless in providing leaving everything for the breadwinner to do, then expect respect and cuddling, mbanu, it doesnt work like that, you guys should stop the whining, make yourself useful at home.

As for what your wife did abi is doing, carry your cross like that, rebuke her, or ignore her, you knew who she was before you married her.

If the table is turned and I as a man provided everything, you will say you are not a slave. Rubbish.

Stephenmoka4:
I believe your handwork made it look good as a regular car. (Bolded)

I also saw a car show (TV), the car looked awesome like awesome, amateur won't know (I won't know either).

We have some very very good Mexican body shops. They can join 1/4, even 1/2 of the car together.

Stephenmoka4:
A heavily dented car handled by veterans, the spray, parts, repairs and fixes done very well and look as good as new.

Just as the topic says; drivers, car owners, buyers and experts, can you tell if a car had accident in the past? (How?)

I will know but on a closer inspection.

I will knock around the body of the car
Check for overspray
Gaps
Paint job
Frames
New parts

I have fixed and sold the worst cars even the ones with a Certificate of Destruction.

Betboss:
Hello fellow youtubers!

For the past three months now Google has been deducting US tax from my YouTube earnings. That's after I filled the tax form. I don't know if I didn’t feel the form properly. They deduct as much as 24% of my earnings and it's really sickening.

They don't deduct any Tax from my Adsense earnings, but they do on YouTube earnings.

I just want to be sure that I'm not alone on this. Has Google been deducting US tax from your YouTube earnings?

That is what people get for hating Trump. Democrat will tax you to death. They are about to tax anything over $600.

Sleekfingers:



I no go school at all.....black brain.....answer the bleeding question, I asked . Educated fool

So you must be dumb sulking to your white slave mentality. I cannot fix stupid. Go and demand answers from your ancestors.

Sleekfingers:



When you are kid, the polio and meningitis you took, were made in your village abi? Some black men with black brains

Why do I have to argue with an uneducated fella? Did you finish secondary school blue brain? Learn to type proper English to show you follow your white master.

Bbbwings:

Says the idiot that took polio vaccine.

You are actually the idiot. You cannot compare Polio with Covid.

Sleekfingers:
Lagos state government need to compel all civil servants to take the vaccine.....for a start....

And afterwards, all lagos residence must present their vaccination card, before having access to government facilities.....

I don't know why people don't want to take the vaccine.....

Our people too get coconut heads......

Slavery dey worry you. You love white man vaccine that well.

DubaiLandLord1:
I agree with the CBN Governor on this.

You can't just sit down in the UK, speculating about the naira, telling us you're getting data from abokis on the street.

The CBN should treat BDC operators still buying and selling dollars like a terrorist group. Only banks should be in charge of buying and selling of dollars and must be fully monitored by the CBN.

You no sabi anything

Kandeed:


Depends....if ur this typa business inclined person starting a business in Nigeria is great but on the other hand coming to America would make ur business senses dull cuz the system abroad is such a one that you just gotta work under people to make money

It's important to know what goes with you. someone like me living abroad no flow with my destiny I just dey force myself ni. if Buhari comot I go come back

You do not have to work under people to make money. Wrong notion.

tutudesz:
I will wearing my facemask, regardless how people look at me

Facemask does not work. People wearing it are getting Covid.

Get the vaccination. Take Vitamin D and Zinc. You will be fine.

Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!

Hope you use that effort in making money. You guys have time chasing women.

tensazangetsu20:
Tech twitter has been on fire this past few days. First was the new startup law being passed that will see the government taking one percent of startup revenue especially fintechs and the second was the closure of accounts belonging to fintech companies like risevest, investbamboo, and trove. This is just 2 months after the crypto ban.

I predicted this will happen a few months back but some people as usual called me a pessimist. Now, this has happened. They came for gokada first citing stupid reasons yet okadas are still in Lagos driving anyhow. They blocked remittances and made it very difficult to receive money. If you work remotely in Nigeria for a foreign company, you can attest to how difficult it is to receive money. I know people who have lost their jobs just because the companies they work for could not figure out how they could pay them in Nigeria then add the epileptic electricity supply and the bad internet.

If you are a programmer, trust me you are amongst the elite. Walai every day I regret not discovering the tech industry earlier. There's a fucking huge demand for programmers outside the shores of Africa. Latin America, Europe, and Asia. A lot of people think japa and will be thinking USA and Canada. Getting a work visa to these countries as a Nigerian living in Nigeria is almost impossible. It has happened for some people but its not the norm and you should not place your hope on it. The USA has a cap on the amount of work visas that go out every year and those visas most times go to OPT candidates (people who have schooled in the US). Canada doesnt have a cap but they prefer permanent residents or citizens to processing a work visa from scratch for an outsider. Australia same thing.

There are other countries that exist that do not have a cap on work visas and are desperately looking for programmers. These countries can be used as a stepping stone to your final dream destination instead of wasting your life in Nigeria looking for a US or Canadian visa. Countries like portugal, spain, brazil, mexico, vietnam, japan, south korea. The list is endless. These are countries desperately looking for programmers and their work visas arent difficult to get. Their governments are even encouraging tech migration to prepare for the next industrial revolution. As a Nigerian you have a serious advantage getting there. You speak English. English is the unofficial defacto language of the IT industry. If you go on linkedin and search tech jobs in this countries, you would find out that one of the requirements for most of these jobs is professional english proficiency. Their citizens dont have it and a few who have it are headhunted to countries like the US and Canada leaving a huge gap for skilled third worlders like Nigerians to take advantage of. A japanese programmer who speaks english really well can get into the USA easily. Japan has a visa waiver program with the USA and is one of the few countries that shares a working holiday visa with the US. Brazil has one with germany. Uruguay has with sweden. These are countries you should target because their own people are leaving presenting a very huge gap. Once you can get into these countries, leaving to your dream destination isnt too difficult and even if you dont want to leave, these countries have a lot of opportunities for you to build your own tech business. Their governments are very progressive. Their people arent poor or getting poorer and are very open to using technology. Theres another way of getting to the US via L1 company transfer but how many american tech companies exist in Nigeria and whats the size of the engineering team? These countries have as much 2000 to 3000 size engineering teams. You can move there, switch jobs to an american company and request for an L1 company transfer. The possibilities are limitless.

I myself started testing this theory out and I have gotten ten interviews from companies in Ukraine, Poland, Belarus, Vietnam, and Chile. I am in the mid way of 3 and I really hope one goes through as I want to leave the zoo fast.

You might say stay in Nigeria and start a tech business. Well with what the government is doing to startups and the purchasing power of Nigerians reducing everyday, I dont know how that would be viable. NIgeria is so bad to the point that to eat food is a problem. Growing up, Nigeria was never at a level where food will be a problem. Festival periods and we would have food from all our neighbours even the poorest. Now thas not done and the worst is yet to come.

You can say stay in Nigeria and continue remote. Trust me remote work is sweet in your 20s but a sponsorship job is better as you would be provided insurance for, pension plans and all of that which remote work wont give you and remote jobs arent stable especially with small companies. You can lose them anytime and you need to start looking again. Its not bad in your 20s but will you be doing this at 40 and above. Will you be applying to remote jobs at 50 when your mates who migrated are CTOs for fortune 500 companies earning millions of dollars every year while you are looking for scraps in remote.

Make haste o.

I got a job for Tony on Nairaland in the US 11 years ago. He turned it down. I am sure he will grab the opportunity today with the way Buhari is dealing with Una.

Kuriosmynd:
I mean how can u marry and your wife is abroad while u are in Nigeria. I don't quite understand especially for young marriage.

A cousin of mine married 3 years ago, my age mate , till today he hasn't been able to relocate to meet his wife. I mean is it possible one guy wont be servicing her steady? How do such husband handle such thought. The Lady is Nigerian and nurse in the U.S. They commhnicate with zoom.
I hear of husband keeping their wife in Nigeria while hustling abroad . But the case of wife husling abroad while husband in Nigeria has no wherewithal or visa luck of going abroad is strange.
You can imagine the confidence and rest of mind the wife over there will be serviced...this life ehn. You can share ur thought and experience.

Number 1, Nurses are promiscuous. Someone is shinning her Congo in the US. Your friend should pray the person shinning her Congo should not be the guy with 2 by 4 rod, else, your friend won't find his size.

Sluacoast:
Good riddance to those Trumpers who would deliberately refuse the vaccine and whereby putting other people in danger. The earlier this dunderheaded Trumpers do what is right. The better for America. Vote blue

You have Trump Derangement Syndrome. Leave Trump alone and he is no longer your headache.

Did you read the research that it was the Democrat demographic that refused to take Vaccines and People of color?

Do you also know your vaccine does not stop you from getting COVID. Dull people watch CNN.

Triangles1:
Ford Is known as fuel consumer.

American too like fuel, they're not producing fuel but they've reservoir that can last up to 10 year's.

Google it. American is the number one oil producer, Not Saudi.

EgunMogaji2:


Beverly Hills too?

Fair enough, but the homeless tents will reach there someday.

money121:
Good morning oni Roofing sheet yi de ooo

Ipolowo Oja ni Agunmu Owo.

EgunMogaji2:
High fencing and burglary bars in the USA

Recognizing my peeps in East LA and South Central

Crime-infested area.