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RomanceRe: Why Are Gurls Complaining? by Spyker: 3:28pm On Jun 29, 2010
parates:
Gurls always complain that guyz are unfaithful, when they are the ones that keep on disturbing a guy they know is in a serious relationship,

For instance a friend of mine is in a serious relationship with his gurl friend and they have a baby together, would you believe that one girl knows about this but she is still disturbing this my friend, if he now bleeps this girl now, will you blame the boy?

Because you cannot put a plate of pepperoni pizza in front of me and expect me not take a slice, !!!
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wont Wear Trousers by Spyker: 2:44pm On Jun 29, 2010
Send her to me (lol), i don't like ladies who wear trousers yet you have one who dresses more like a woman and you complain.
On a serious note, why do you want to change her. Let her be. She will change by choice not by force. Haba.
Technology MarketRe: Here’s Your Final Opportunity To Be Gainfully Employed While Studying In Usa by Spyker: 2:39pm On Jun 29, 2010
No body will fall for this, don't you have a website?
RomanceRe: Should I Forget About All? by Spyker: 2:37pm On Jun 29, 2010
Your story is very complex.
On one end, you have her Dad and cousin. She has not helped her family members and she has already proposed help to you. What do you think her cousin will say? You never mentioned if you discussed with her Dad.
One the other end, you pressurized her especially when you sent a friend to discuss with her. I think if she willing wanted to help you, you don't need to pressurize her.

My candid opinion, don't mention the issue of relocating to the states to her. Tell her your plans and don't include her in it. If that bothers her, she will open up and tell you what has transpired between her family members and her. Just keep in contact and stop creating the impression that once you get what you want from her, you will dump her.
Business To BusinessRe: Shawarma And Milkshakes Stand For Sale by Spyker: 2:29pm On Jun 29, 2010
How do we contact you?
RomanceRe: Celeberating Your Wife Virginity by Spyker: 3:21pm On Jun 28, 2010
hehehehehe, celebrate what? Poster, are you sure you are even married?
SportsRe: Fifa Says Referee Was Right: Germany Vs England (see Pics) by Spyker: 3:19pm On Jun 28, 2010
grin grin grin grin

I am sure the referee and his assistants all have funny eyes (half past four eyes or quarter past three eyes) for not allowing that goal.
RomanceRe: Must Read:my Dilemma,wat Wil U Do? by Spyker: 3:15pm On Jun 28, 2010
Pweety4me:
(1) [color=#550077]Did your brother know u guys were dating b4?[/color]
(2) Did you ever introduce this girl to your brother or family member(s).
RomanceRe: Must Read! Its Long Sha by Spyker: 3:12pm On Jun 28, 2010
I like the moral of this story, good one poster but it is really lenghty.
RomanceRe: I'm So Scared,confused And Mad,pls Room Help Me Out! by Spyker: 3:11pm On Jun 28, 2010
Very confusing position to find yourself, i will suggest you don't bother calling her. Let her do the calling and if she is really up to something, she will be forced to let it out. Have patience, though her story does not add up, give her the benefit of doubt.
Jokes EtcRe: Post The Modified Name Of These Persons. by Spyker(op): 2:35pm On Jun 28, 2010
Just saw this on a cartoon

Maurice Iwu - Iwururu (lol)
Kelvinj:
how the heck did this thing make the front page? Poster no vex me make i no kaita u ooo
It is a joke and you were not forced to comment, were you?

Thanks guys, keep them coming.
RomanceRe: Men by Spyker: 6:44pm On Jun 25, 2010
GB102:
exactky what d guy is talking about, some people are crated without brain i tell u, didnt u read VERY FEW? most u show people u r not among d few.
Omo, thank you, What do you understand from my post? Mr. Heavy Brain.
Forum GamesRe: Which Tribe Do U Think D Nairalander Above U Belongs To? by Spyker: 6:39pm On Jun 25, 2010
bgees:
Bushman of the Kalahari
You lie, i be Niger Deltan. Better luck next time.
RomanceRe: Men - Women And Makeup. by Spyker: 2:25pm On Jun 25, 2010
I really don't like make up on ladies and if i tolerate it, moderation should be the watch word. Artificial Eye Lashes is the worst kind of makeup. I have never seen a lady that this makeup fits.
RomanceRe: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Spyker: 2:22pm On Jun 25, 2010
This is not a joke.
Honestly, for trying, i will give you 1/10. Keep it up, you may one day become "i go die" or "Ali Baba".
RomanceRe: If I Was. by Spyker: 2:17pm On Jun 25, 2010
Never thought of this, women wahala too much.

I prefer and continue to remain as my creator made me. A man for life.
CultureRe: What Would You Say Is The Best Thing About Living In Nigeria by Spyker: 2:15pm On Jun 25, 2010
So many. I can own as many houses as i can without being taxed.
I can park my car anywhere without paying a parking fee.
I can hire Police to escort me or my family members or even my pets and blow siren without any form of restriction.
I can host a party and play music loud without my neighbours calling the police to charge me for noise pollution.
I can marry a 13year old from any country if i have the money. (lol)
I can be Governor without contesting election.



If i continue, you will know that in Nigeria, everything is free but not for everyone.
Forum GamesRe: Which Tribe Do U Think D Nairalander Above U Belongs To? by Spyker: 2:10pm On Jun 25, 2010
Yoruba
Jokes EtcPost The Modified Name Of These Persons. by Spyker(op): 2:09pm On Jun 25, 2010
Of recent, i have read about certain names cropping up due to one event or the other. Please post yours and update mine.

1) Sani Kaita - Sani Karater, Kaitarization,
2) Yakubu Aiyegbeni - Mumuzela
3) Lars lagerback - Lagerbeer, Lagging Back, Lag Behind, Larger Back or Front
4) Dimeji Bankole - Bank Ole
SportsRe: Super Eagles Sneaked Into The Country Last Night Without Largarback by Spyker: 2:02pm On Jun 25, 2010
kodewrita:
They are allowed to sneak in as long as they reveal the location of Kaita and Yakubu. we would like to have a gentle discussion with them that might end with a tour involving the dentist.
Take am easy now, if you from France or Italy, na wetin you go do. Shoot them?
EducationRe: Can I Further My Studies Abroad Without Doing My Service First by Spyker: 2:01pm On Jun 25, 2010
i don't think NYSC will hinder your going to further but i think you will have more work in getting a call up after you fiunish your Masters and return. All in all, find out from the nearest NYSC office or your school. They are in the position to advice you better.
RomanceRe: Am Torn by Spyker: 1:43pm On Jun 25, 2010
Torn in what sense?
SportsRe: Unbelievable - The Nigerian Team(supereagles) Were Busy Poppingchampagnes,celebrating Their Loss I by Spyker: 1:37pm On Jun 25, 2010
Why are you referring to the bunch of misfits are Super Eagles, more like lazy ducks of Nigeria. I am very sure that if that team played against the Super Falcon, they will surely loose.
FamilyRe: What Do You Think Of Executive Beggars by Spyker: 1:33pm On Jun 25, 2010
Apart from those you described as Executive beggars, there are others who are supposed to be on that lost. Security men at Banks (those that wear funny looking uniforms), Police men, Pump attendants at Fuel Stations, in short i get very irritated when this particular class of people beg knowing that they are gainfully employed and engaged.
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Babes Smarter Than Nigerian Guys In Relationship? by Spyker: 1:27pm On Jun 25, 2010
:-x
RomanceRe: Men by Spyker: 1:24pm On Jun 25, 2010
Generalizing is a form of ignorance. Poster, why are you generalizing?

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