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kaycee0604:
na wa oh e u oh spyker. wetin i want carry your attention do.

sophianah:
As far as I am concerned, cooking and domestic chores are the main duties of the wife, the husband provides finance for the family, the husband can assist the wife if there exist a dire need for the assistance, if not, the husband is not supposed to be seen in the kitchen cooking

dovefinger:
In a Secondary at Ibadan, a teacher saw an SS3 student beating a JS2 student. The teacher invited both to the teachers' common room and asked why the senior student was beating the junior one and the following ensued:

Teacher: What did he do?

Student: He rude!

Teacher: Hen en!

Student: He rudes!

Teacher: Ha!

Student: He ruded!

Teacher: What!

Student: He ruder!

Teacher: J E S U S  C H R I S T!

Student: He rudest!

Teacher: Correct yourself.

Student: 'A lo ri mi fin.' (Meaning: He was rude to me).

Teacher: See him, common simple English, he cannot spoke!

princekevo:
Has Jonathan ever made his mind known to you he want to run for presidency come 2010? What is he to comment abt it?

metal-gong:
Ekwueme was however silent on the perceived ambition of President Jonathan in running for the presidency in 2011.
http://www.champion.com.ng/index.php?news=33838

Firearm:
Your story is really pathetic,

No need using my Sledge Hammer on u

I think both of you should sit down and talk about your lives. You need to sort out all your differences once and for all. Marriage is not sometin u jump in and out at will. I suggest you take her to a place where u can talk heart-to-heart.

Since you dont have an apartment, maybe book a hotel room, but dont let the animal in both of u overshadow what u came to sort out. If possible, dont have any body contact with her.

If u love urselves so much, and u're all willing to forgive one another without regrets, u can talk about marriage and proposal. But remember, most times, we forgive and dont forget. So u 2 should get ready to live with it all.

Then comes the issue of your 40k monthly salary. I think u should even rent an apartment b4 u talk about marriage. U need to save up for one first.

Wish u all the best. Will contribute further as the thread develops.

whiteroses:
Where did that knife come from??

Mauricemoh:
Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem is stealing, he can not stop stealing from the church's money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem is that he can not do without gossiping,  and everybody must know what he just found out.    He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.  :    

To surprise her husband an executive's wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office,she saw the secretary on her husband's laps. In order to defend himself the husband said "budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretarycannot be sharing this office with just a single seat." 

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