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RomanceRe: I Smell Rotten Fish by Spyker: 5:48pm On Mar 08, 2010
I think your post makes no sense at all. You want our opinion in what aspect. Do you think we are kids or juvenile that you are telling us shit.
PoliticsRe: The Goal Post About To Shift Again! Supreme Court May Annull Yar'adua Election by Spyker: 4:24pm On Mar 06, 2010
Supreme court, supreme in all things but remedy.
This was the title credited to the Supreme Court in Amaechi vs Inec/PDP/Omehia.
OYB_MEND:
Kpele

This is Katsina-Alu playing out Aondoakaa's script.

Nigerians should get ready for doctrine of electoral necessity. Let no one confuse this as victory for democracy.

This is a clear case of moving the goal post so that only certain people can score.
Well, why am i not surprised?
RomanceRe: Can I Marry This Girl - Are We Related? by Spyker: 4:20pm On Mar 06, 2010
Did any body in your family married from the in laws? If yes, follow soot, you are not the first. But if you are the first, bros, better look else where.
TV/MoviesRe: Spiderman Vs Batman Who Will Win by Spyker: 4:07pm On Mar 06, 2010
How old are you Poster, this sounds like pre-nursery post to me.
Well, let me do the maths
Spiderman x Batman = SPIDERBAT grin grin grin
SPIDERBAT will win.
i hope your timid and innocent mind is not corrupted here.
RomanceRe: If Na U Which One U Go Chose. I Beg Make Una Advice I Beg. by Spyker: 4:03pm On Mar 06, 2010
Area_boy:
do you intend to get robbed in that way?,  what do you need advice forhuh  huh strange,

this could play out in a couple of ways,

1- you get shot,  wife lives. mourns you for a year or two,  life goes on,  5 years later she's humping someone new,  (ouch),  angry

2- you get shot,  wife is broken,  takes her own life,  (dumb) shocked

3- you get shot,  wife cant really stand alone,  and has a hell of a life raising the kids anyway she can,  kids end up gay,  (damn kids) undecided

4- wife gets despoiled. put her thru rehab,  stand by her all thru, a year later she's prolly over the whole ordeal or almost over (hmmmmm). lipsrsealed



which of them makes for a happier ending (relatively)??

do the maths
Add this to the above choices:
5. You get shot, after that, your wife is still violated (Robbers don't fulfill promises ooh)


MY CANDID ANSWER:
Tell them say you get Aids and your wife na im give you, see if them go want violate her.
RomanceRe: If Na U Which One U Go Chose. I Beg Make Una Advice I Beg. by Spyker: 4:02pm On Mar 06, 2010
Area_boy:
do you intend to get robbed in that way?, what do you need advice forhuh huh strange,

this could play out in a couple of ways,

1- you get shot, wife lives. mourns you for a year or two, life goes on, 5 years later she's humping someone new, (ouch), angry

2- you get shot, wife is broken, takes her own life, (dumb) shocked

3- you get shot, wife cant really stand alone, and has a hell of a life raising the kids anyway she can, kids end up gay, (damn kids) undecided

4- wife gets despoiled. put her thru rehab, stand by her all thru, a year later she's prolly over the whole ordeal or almost over (hmmmmm). lipsrsealed



which of them makes for a happier ending (relatively)??

do the maths
Add this to the above choices:
5. You get shot, after that, your wife is still violated (Robbers don't fulfill promises ooh)


M
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo Is 73 Years Old.happy Birthday To A Rare Leader by Spyker: 3:30pm On Mar 06, 2010
This man said he has seem 73 Christmases and New years which of cause i doubt. For once, Obasanjo should stop celebrating brithday because it is his likes that has made footballers use fake age and our women/ladies/girls never want to tell the truth about their age.

At Old age, he is still celebrating birthday with fake age, if not that Nigerians have already deviced a way of bypassing MRI scan test, i would have subjected OBJ to that test (if i have my way) to prove to the world and indeed Nigerians that this man is lying. 73 years my foot.
ComputersRe: Learn Ccna With Live Routers For As Low As N15000 by Spyker: 4:32pm On Mar 05, 2010
I am interested but i want to know your location first.
Jokes EtcRe: ;d Why Most Girls Pant Are Dirty by Spyker: 4:29pm On Mar 05, 2010
Poster has been associating himself with dirty babes.
sjeezy8:
hahah lmfao how would obsereve that they put on clean ones ONLY when they see guys? thats doesnt even make sense.

unless your talking about your sisters
GBAM
Music/RadioRe: Why Are Nigerian Musicians Forever Copying African American/jamaican Artistes? by Spyker: 4:20pm On Mar 05, 2010
Not all Nigerian musicians copy, at least i am proud to mention but a few. Fela, Lagbaja e.t.c. do it Nigerian way. Those who copy (if they really do); copy just to make their music sell internationally.
SportsRe: Nigeria Fall In Latest Fifa Rankings by Spyker: 4:18pm On Mar 05, 2010
Makes no difference to me, whether we are ranked 20th or 1st in as much as our hearts are always in our mouth whenever we play, i prefer no rankings at all.
The team that almost cost millions of Nigerians heart attack en route South Africa and at the Nations cup, what else do you expect from such a team. First class rankings?
RomanceRe: Should She Leave Ths Marriage? by Spyker: 10:57am On Mar 05, 2010
Purely, your info on this matter is not enough for us to advice you.
As for me, let her confer with her family and her husbands family members (if they like her) before taking any decision.
If the man's behaviour is because she has not given him a child, then she has to find a way of explaining the fibroid issue to him since that is the cause of her inability to bear a child.
If it is not, then go ahead and file a divorce because a man who cares less whether you are dead or alive is not worth living with.
FamilyRe: Would You Let Your Friend Teach Your Partner To Drive? by Spyker: 10:02am On Mar 05, 2010
Yes i would.
Tarmpa:
Sure! Why not? there's nothing wrong with that, It's only a jealous partner that will refuse that.But when there's love, there's supposed to be trust,and when there's trust,jealousy is not supposed to arise.
Exactly
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: W by Spyker: 9:57am On Mar 05, 2010
I hope you are not a cripple or very very ugly.
snowdrops:
Another desperado
Very true bro
CelebritiesRe: Double Wahala: Femi Kuti Impregnates Two More Ladies by Spyker: 9:55am On Mar 05, 2010
Na wa for all these ladies ooh, dem no dey apply protection because na Star dey bang them?
Stardom nowadays is associated with vices. eg, Tiger Woods, John Terry, Innocent "Tuface" Idibia -- - - - - - - - - - - , Femi kuti and the list goes on.
Aloy+Emeka:
Femi VS Tuface:

Who will win the game? grin grin grin grin
TUBABA for sure.
RomanceRe: I Am Hooked With A White Lady: She's All Over Me: I Am Afraid Of Marriage by Spyker: 9:46am On Mar 05, 2010
Tell her the truth. Be open to her, marriage on certain condition is not advisable.
FamilyRe: Dual Doctor Relationship. Is It Okay? by Spyker: 9:42am On Mar 05, 2010
Never heard of Dual Doctor relationship, let me wiki or google it

Wow, please educate us a little because even wikipedia and google did not provide a direct answer
Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Cisco Training by Spyker: 6:33pm On Mar 04, 2010
No e-mail address to contact you, no phone number to call you, no website to check.
Are you a Ghost? Please give us better info.
FamilyRe: My wfe Is Dating A Married male Collegue;now The wife Of The guy Has Left him by Spyker: 6:31pm On Mar 04, 2010
omega25red:
if the other man's wife left him, what are you waiting for?
GBAM

To balance the equation, go carry the man wife. grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Men,can You Marry An Older Woman? by Spyker: 6:25pm On Mar 04, 2010
I thought it was only women that are called Gold diggers, but from your post, i think your friend should be called Diamond digger. What! shocked 18 years and not including her real name? I think your friend is remotely controlled by the woman or he has gone crazy.

You better start praying for him now because he has already dug his grave, bought the coffin and is waiting for his appointed time (which might be soon) to die.

I can not marry a woman that old, she is old enough to be his mother. WTF
PoliticsRe: What Have You Seen Yaradua Doing Lately?. . .making Love To A Nurse On Nigh. . by Spyker: 10:14am On Mar 03, 2010
Move to joke section please
FamilyRe: Why Do Married Men Date Married Women by Spyker: 10:11am On Mar 03, 2010
I guess the married women that date married men are also guilty of the same sin. If a woman who is married and is still living in her husbands house dates a man (whether married or not), then something is wrong with her. It is always the men (married) that are guilty of extramarital relationship not the woman. It seems the female folks want to outdo the men in every sector of life.
These days, girls cheat more, go to school more than men, get employed more than men, lie more than men, the list keeps growing.
Well, over civilization is the cause of this.

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