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Jokes EtcRe: Funny World! 'the Hand' by Spyker: 6:33pm On Feb 26, 2010
Barack "Nwachinemere" Obama. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies If U R Caught Up In A Very Heavy Rain Can U Urinate On Urself If Pressed? by Spyker: 6:18pm On Feb 26, 2010
Ask your Sister or mother or Aunty or Girlfriend that silly, stupid and Senseless question and whatever reply you get take it. I guess you pee on your trousers if you are wet.
RomanceRe: For Love Will You Marry A Jobless Man? by Spyker: 5:58pm On Feb 26, 2010
I will support my sister or friend to marry a Jobless on certain condition

(1) He must be a graduate looking for a Job (Prospects)
(2) The marriage should not bear fruit (child(ren)) until either one of them gets a job (Family planning)


If these conditions are reach, i don't see anything wrong in marrying a Jobless man.
CelebritiesRe: I Am Now A Married Man — Tuface Idibia by Spyker: 5:45pm On Feb 26, 2010
Tu Baba dey here (singing one of Innocent (tuface) Idibia's tones.
So, Tu Baba wants to hide his next victim. Chei, any lady who marries that man harlot should be prepared to fight all her life for his property with his numerous kids of different mothers.

Stupid and Foolish Star.
RomanceRe: Women Are Nothing Without The Under World. by Spyker: 5:35pm On Feb 26, 2010
Poster has gone mad.
So, your mother is nothing to you without her p***y. You are a big idiot, and i am sure the woman who bore you regrets so.
PoliticsRe: SSS Ransacks Jonathans Office by Spyker: 5:05pm On Feb 25, 2010
The drama continues
Part 1: Yaradua falls sick, rush to Saudi for Medical treatment
Part 2: Goodluck luckily becomes Acting President
Part 3: Yaradua returns unconscious in an Air Ambulance and sneaked into Aso Rock
Part 4: SSS Ransacks Jonathans office, , in search of what?
Part 5:  to be continued
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do In 9ja From U.k. Pls by Spyker: 4:57pm On Feb 25, 2010
Why do you want to stay in the Uk and set up business in Nigeria that you are not around to manage. Those who are even around to manage their business find it difficult when they are not around. I suggest you find another business in the Uk to invest your money or just save it in a Bank till you can return home to manage it, otherwise you will regret it.

On the second thought, if you have a trusted relative that manage a business for you, i suggest you make him/her a shareholder so that the issue of defrauding you or mismanaging the funds will be minimal.
PoliticsRe: The Cries Of A Fed Up Lagosian by Spyker: 4:53pm On Feb 25, 2010
I for one cannot leave in Lagos, not because of tax but because of Population. My first visit to Lagos, i was welcome with Traffic jam at the Airport. First impression matters guys. But if Lagosians enjoy Lagos, why do we bother. (No need taking Panadol for another mans headache).
RomanceRe: Can A Nigerian Girl And Her Father Be Romantically Involved? by Spyker: 4:43pm On Feb 25, 2010
i have read all the opinions of Nairalanders and i must confess, we have succeeded in confusing the poster rather than profer a solution.
Guys, please put yourself in the position of the poster or may be she is your sister, what would you advise her?
For me, the best advise is the one that will help keep her family. Divorce should be the very very last option.
Poster, my advise to you is to confront him with your suspicions and also inform him how immigrants marry foreigners for Green card. As for a DNA test to confirm if the teenage girl is his daughter. Muslims marry teenagers in Nigeria (no disrespect to Muslims please). Be polite and don't discuss this issue in the presence of his daughter/wife.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Husband Wanted! Criteria- God Fearing Us Or Uk Citizen by Spyker: 12:08pm On Feb 24, 2010
Wahala dey ooh
TV/MoviesRe: Avatar Sucks! by Spyker: 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2010
There is nothing wrong with the movie. If you poll Avatar with the best of Nollywood, it will remain top.
Poster, it took the producer so many years to produce that movie. He had to wait until the technology for production is in the market.
RomanceRe: How Many Boyfriend(s) Have You Had To Date by Spyker: 5:15pm On Feb 20, 2010
Poster, i suggest you start from your home. Tell us how many men your family members (mum, sisters, aunty, nieces e.t.c) dated and slept with before getting married and whatever reply you get will be the same reply you will get from Nairalanders. You will be shocked in the reply you get.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Said That I Seduced Him by Spyker: 12:20pm On Feb 19, 2010
My girlfriend is a Jehovah witness, we argue almost about any thing. My predicament is worse than your own Poster. I am a Catholic and she is a Jehovah witness. Nairalanders, while advising the poster, consider similar cases like mine ooh.
TV/MoviesRe: Which Adverts Motivate You by Spyker: 12:09pm On Feb 19, 2010
MTN Advert with the phrase "GO START SOMETHING". I think young graduates should take this phrase serious and get inspired to start something instead of waiting for wide collar jobs
RomanceRe: : by Spyker: 4:45pm On Feb 12, 2010
Wow, you must be kidding coming to Nairaland to proclaim your virginity. At 22, you are already an adult and should take responsibility for your actions. You want to get advise from nairaland abi. This is my advice, stay away from intimacy. until you are ready for it. If you get the wrong advise here, guy you will regret it. Focus on your education (i suppose you are in school). If you are ready, always remember to protect yourself. Goodluck (jonathan)
EducationRe: University Of Jos Merit List Is Out! by Spyker: 4:39pm On Feb 12, 2010
I also saw the list, it has names like
(1) Jonah Jang
(2) Asari Dokubo
(3) Mike Okiro
(4) Ogbonna Onovo
(5) Chibuike Amaechi
(6) James Ibori
(7) Nasir El Rufai
(cool Olusegun Obasanjo e.t.c.
RomanceRe: Ladies If U Are Really Turned On, Wud U Agree To Have S-e-x In A Public Toilet? by Spyker: 4:29pm On Feb 12, 2010
Na wah, so rooms and other conducive places are fully occupied
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Kayode Tokunbo Is New Attorney General Of The Federation by Spyker: 11:01pm On Feb 10, 2010
I am not surprised at all, Oandoakaa or what ever he name is crossed the line when he deviced every means just to make sure Jonathan is not handed over to even in acting capacity. If i was Jonathan, i would have fired him immediately.

Come to think of it, Jonathan has never stood for an election yet he has served as a Governor and an Acting President (He is already the President because Yaradua will not be able to continue). Goodluck is really is him
Jokes EtcRe: , by Spyker: 10:46am On Feb 08, 2010
I don't see any joke.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by Spyker: 10:17am On Feb 08, 2010
This can go two ways, she is either cheating or she is not. Where is she serving? Is it where you can travel down during the weekend and pay her a surprise visit? If not, call her and tell her your mind. I know a lot of girls take NYSC as a place to either catch fun or find a partner. What ever the case, thread softly on this issue. Secondly, is your girl God fearing? If she is and you trust, then you don't need to worry.
The only worrisome part in this issue is that is there no female fellow corps member she can spent the night with?
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Obi Re-elected Anambra State Governor: by Spyker: 9:50am On Feb 08, 2010
Every election in Nigeria is rigged, whether na PDP or AC or APGA or PPA, whatever they call it. The only winner is the one who rigged better than others and i know the the power of incumbency has made the different between the contestants riggers.
Anambra has already tasted Peter Obi hence there will be no new development in the state except what they are used to.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election Snares First Major Culprit by Spyker: 2:06pm On Feb 05, 2010
anishe:
the picture above does not show a good picture of a police office.
they all look hungry.

that is the Nigerian Police for you.

I keep asking myself, Can these people(police) fight crime or face armed robbers.
OLOKPA
FamilyRe: Should The Man Bear The Whole Financial Expenses In The House? by Spyker: 2:05pm On Feb 05, 2010
Why did you use the word "whole"?
PoliticsRe: Court Stops Inec From Conducting Elections by Spyker: 1:58pm On Feb 05, 2010
Nigerians Courts are also part of the failed system, now they want INEC not to conduct elections in Anambra yet since 1999, no body has said anything. Why is it that the Courts now want to be INEC, imposing people through courts. This is unacceptable, now they want to lengthen Peter Obi's tenure while the other contestants who have campaigned for votes, spent time and resources canvassing for votes should sit and look? No way, bet me, another court who vacate that order. I also think the PDP will benefit in the long run.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Can Generate 123,000mw Withenergy Mix In 2020 – Ecn by Spyker: 2:07pm On Feb 04, 2010
Talk, talk, talk and more talk. Just because you are not being taxed for talking doesn't mean you should start talking trash.
deor03:
Story story, Give us 6000MW or shut up
Exactly
RomanceRe: The Sweetest Thing I've Done For My Girl/guy Is: by Spyker: 1:35pm On Feb 04, 2010
dumb and jobless.
sighs and leaves thread.

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