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FriedPlantain:
I once tried using my phone to send a mail to my boss to confirm the receipt of xx million naira in bank from one of our major customers. I was really astonished when I suddenly received a call from my boss minutes later demanding what "plantains" was doing in the company's bank account. apparently autocorrect miraculously changed million to plantain for me.


Friedplaintain

dude like seriously
I tell you what ; it's either yoloba pepper soup entered your eyes whilst you typed or missile was sent to you from the village winches

30watts:
Dearie, Sweerie



You sound like someone that would get to an interview and tell his interviewer his shirt and tie don't match.

ezaly

ifewunmy:
I got d mail too.....it says d test link wld b sent in 24hrs

we already know what the mail says … jeez !

I wonder if there is an award for announcing your mail status

MeggaMaga:
Yay!.. its Dasher.
Thanks sweerie

sweerie Why use such words here? Abeg here no be romace or friending thread.

Such words fit gi persn badluckbad luck

We all know the contents of the mail. No one should post his/her mail here.

And as for the online tests, it's neither shl nor savic. (Plz don't ask me what)
Btw, no more e-mail requests.

Layiwoo:
Sent you a PM...kindly reply

i can't access pms

Mtcheeew!
See as all of them black finish. They should concentrate on their matches and not doing all the publicity stunts.
We sent them out with taxpayers money to bling back the trophy.

And btw, that basket of a goalkeeper should hav been sent bak to naija by now.

Viewing this topic … uchboggy!
Isn't you supposed to be preparing for your NGLN assessment ?.

Rich4god:
Why is the mod even threatening to lock this thread... How about group of friends that are sharing information and question on watsapp, facebook and other forum/websites... You go go block that one too...

That's his stock in trade…LOCKIN THREADS!

rationalmind:
The painful part was my time that was wasted as I couldn't go to work. Had to lie I couldn't get a bus due to fuel scarcity. I'm at loss at what lie to tell my boss when next the test holds.

eehn
So You lied to the boss and I had to work twice to cover for you.
Bribe me now or I'll spill the beans… NO JOKE

youngwarlocks:
ROBBING PETER TO PAY PAUL...
no quote me o....i no dey refer to d post

bia hia mr. Man!
Which post are you referring to? Speak before I descend on you.

MacMaster01:
after the test before the structured interviews I'll let y'all know

stop raising their hopes.
They pay peanuts and their staff work like hell.

Hairbean:
Following.

why. Any free airtime or MB from airtel?

okeyjames:
maybe masta don drink orijin this night

how di yu know ? Are you a wyzard?

Speaking of wizards btw, wia is wizard of orijin oz

okeyjames:
maybe masta don drink orijin this night

how di yu know ? Are you a wyzard?

Speaking of wizards btw, wia is wizard of oz orijin

Jarus:
Hello guys,

My career consulting firm, JarusHub Consulting, is organizing Mock Assessment Center for the forthcoming NLNG Assessment Center.

We did similar thing for Oando Assessment that is just ending. We have also done for other companies like NNPC, PwC and KPMG

It essentially involves practicing everything you will be required to do at the live assessment center. You get opportunity to do analytical presentation, case study and group task as if you're in the real center.

You get opportunity to meet and work with others who may end up being in same group with you on the assessment day, which will raise your confidence.

Areas that you need to improve on will also be shared with you after the mock sessions.

The Chief Coach is an experienced oil and gas person with more than 7 years experience in Nigeria's oil and gas industry.

Sessions

Sunday, May 24, 4-7pm
Sunday, May 31, 4-7pm
Sunday, June 7, 4-7pm

We normally do on Sundays, but we can organize during weekdays too (7-9pm) on special request

Our office is 59, Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos

only lasgidi? Why nau

ScarletPlanet, airsaylongcon, okeyjohn, et all… meeen where hav you guys been hiding

Hustle just got real.

…financially finally

XtraSmooth404:
Haha, last yr was my first time actually. Got sth better

SOMething berra? What exactly

Josphine4good:
it remind me of those days in Nigeria

Are you in France now?

Josphine4good:
it remind me of those days in Nigeria

Are in France now?

With the mango season, comes this …

So This orijin guy dey go church sef

harbyodun:
must all of us finish skul early. wat bout dos pple dt weren't too lucky wt getting admission on time. na wa for ds deir condition o.

those who weren't too lucky should apply with a fine of #250,000

KillerBeauty:
So one can only apply 4 dis job with a linkedin account?

No, you can apply directly from here too. Just enter your details alongside your various supporting documents.

tolutweety:
@SQLmastar: how far you na?
how busy have you been to neglect your guy?

sir tolutwitter.... it haf tey oo.
I have been out campainig for GMB
I hope he appoints me a minister at NGLN

I hearsay you don hammer beta, therefore NGLN is now piece of cake for you

Lero15:
Sqlmastar, how far na. Been a while.

oga Lero55.
It haf tey oo.
I hear say you don become archive member for here.

faith2ogesco:
terrorist hafa na

i know say you go dey here.

RickRichards:

So nairaland, I'm running this very important poll, and all you to do is click Like for Nneka123 and Share for missclasssy. Right now I have no idea what the poll's for. I guess I'll decide that after collating the results. Thanks guys! You're the best!

Like: Nneka123
Share: missclasssy

would either of those babes agree to date me?
So Therefore, I don't give a flying f*ck!

TRAdonye:
MY birth month.

how old are you now ?

FriedPlantain:
Bro I am serious.

I'm 23 and I graduated with first class from Uniben. Come lemme lend you my credentials.
I already have a good job, so I dnt need this one.


But You gonna have to gimme 20% of ya airtel salary for 10months …

MarvellousGod:
RIP in advance . . But I will miss you so much in my jellof rice

anty marvellous, you still dey this section?

freeradical:
NLNG don do you strong thing bros...its been eons ago since you made those ur trademark comical and sarcastic comment

I don tire 4dem.
Age is no longer on my side