₦airaland Forum

Zelinjo:
I miss Dplacement in times like this.

i know he's watching us and smilling to himself

NGLN please come to my rescue.
Im likely to sign a 3yr bond in 2mnths time for company X.
If only GMB would speed things up and come to my rescue .

denass16:
Do people still "check" their emails now? At this era of android, "checking" emails should not even be something to ask someone to do on a specific day na. The moment the email drops, it will announce itself

read them when they drop …word to word

prelinctus:
This 'check your mails' you go about writing on every thread is getting stale, don't you think? Your brain shouldn't be this dormant.

NNPC rememberd me after over 2yrs. We can't give up now.
Check your mails constantly. it doesn't hurt. Does it ?

McFrankieTopaz4:
These are the reasons we need a woman in our lives. As a man, u need a woman to spend all the cash u have got for a woman. Cheers!

So Lemme get this straight ; the main reason you work to earn cash, is so you could spend it on women?
Dude, … i'm speechless

This is for guys who wanna create a good future for themselves. Girls are, and will always be the reason why A man never fulfill destiny.

1) Girls need atleast #5000 to make hair every 2weeks. But With just #150 a guy hair is nicely made.

2) Girl make-up kits costs atleast #2000. But Guys only need powder of atleast #50.

3)A gal fixes her nails with atleast #2000. But A guy only needs nail-cutter worth #50.

4)Girls do bbreast enlargement yearly, atleast. This costs about #50,000. But a guy doesn't need it.

5)Gals also do bbooty enlargement atleast #50000. Why would a guy need that?
6)Sanitary pads for ladies cost #250. But A guy only needs a tissue paper worth #50.

7)A set of G--strrings cost atleast #1500. But Guys can make do with boxers worth #200.

8.) Braziers cost #1500. But Singlets can be got with atleast #250.

9)Gals need a hair-net to sleep, which costs #500. But a guy can sleep with his hair anywhere, anyhow.

10)Gals always carry handbags, costing atleast #3000. But Give a guy a wallet of #300 and the job is done.

With these few points of mine, you will agree with me that it is always a mistake to ask that babe Out!

Thank you !

How here take resemble polling booth?
Abeg carry yourselves outside, with your CVP PVC and thumb print wherever you see broom.


GMB till infinity and beyond

K

airsaylongcon:
SQL abi na SeQueL, is u that sabi. These days I no dey wait for my Oga at d top to email me. I call him just to say "Boss I am just checking in on you. The required reports have been mailed. Targets have consistently been exceeded. If you want us to exceed 100% we are ready"

hmmm, and I hope you are approprately compensated for exceddin target. Cos E no easy atoll

airsaylongcon:
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Meanwhile I've become very good friends with my boss. Never knew he was such a good fella!

is it just me or does the quote above tell everyone something about his job?

#FreinshipIsGoud

Tanzanian police have arrested 32 witchdoctors in the north-western Geita region as part of efforts to halt the killings of albinos.

On Thursday, four people were sentenced to death for the 2008 murder of an albino woman in the same area.

The government outlawed witchdoctors in January as part of a campaign to halt the killings.

Witchdoctors believe the body parts of albinos have special powers, bringing success and good luck.

Tanzania has seen 75 albino related murders since 2000, campaigners say.

Geita police chief Joseph Konyo told the BBC that "the witch doctors were arrested in possession of different items, including potions and oil from an unknown source".

He did not say whether they had been charged, or caught with anything relating to albinos. Albinism is a condition that affects the production of skin pigment.

A few weeks ago the body of a murdered one-year-old boy was found with his limbs hacked off in the same region.
Tanzanian President Jakaya Kikwete has vowed vowed to stamp out a practice that he calls an "ongoing evil" which brings shame on the country.

The government outlawed witchdoctors in January, following concerns by analysts that this year's general elections would spark a surge in violence against albinos as candidates seek a competitive edge.

According to the Red Cross, witchdoctors are prepared to pay $75,000 (£50,000) for a complete set of albino body parts.

Albinism is particularly prevalent in Tanzania with one in 1,400 estimated to be affected, according to a 2006 report. This compares with one in 20,000 in Western countries.

Source : http// bbc.co.uk

GetPosted:
I said this exactly 7 Days ago. Doubters can now believe.

i was your source !

K

pDude:
This is how you know someone who is a learner and not a bike enthusiast.

That is a mountain bike with mountain bike tires. Good luck trying to ride with those tyres on the road, especially Nigeria's. You will weary out yourself in 10 mins and hurt your back. Just look at the teeth on those tires

Such tires are designed for mountain and trail usage. The illiterate should have bought a road bike or replaced those tires with road slicks: just like I did with my mtb.

abeg make we hear word!
You probably haven't rode a bike your entire life.
Do you even know where the brakes are?

If you ain't an annointed candidate, dnt expect anything.
Man must know man in FAAN.
My invite is currently chilling in my inbox

maikux:
guy pls dnt play wt our minds o abeg some of us r already having high BP... pls say stin @sexyjob

just check the damn mail!

MaforBea:
Brotherly, just keep calm and thumb press Gej. Gej is not the cause of "stalled projects."

plz remove those scales from ya eyes.
All those projects were stalled due to CLuelessness…

SPACE FOR SALE !
The guy above me is diabolical

Uchboggy:
Guys let's be prayerful o. So that the outcome of this election would not affect this recruitment.

if GMB wins(ofcourse he will), this recruiting shall favor allman.

#My 3kobo

I hear her punny is as red As blood

YES it's very right. And while you're at it, try fvcking your mum too. It's a free world.

**sobs*
I knew that the very moment ManUtd lost their game, say e don be for me today …

1) i lost the game
2) lost my bet (e pain me die)
3) lost a date with ma crush
4) lost in an argument (with her )
5) lost my JSA award
6) lost out on the airtime rush Here
And to crown it all, I'm about to lose sleep !

Chai chai, amadioha! Where art thou ?

airsaylongcon:
I BELIEVE! and sorry if I am upsetting anyone #GEJ2019

GMB till you grow bia-bia

Hmmm, just here to book space observe proceedings.
@Olutola, i comment my reservoir. Btw hwf with you ? Are you now in Mobil?
@Script, you suppose undastand say some ppl here get eye problems. How do you expect me to read all that project post ?

tolutweety:
*testing* *testing* *one,two*

……I am short of words to express how i feel for being rewarded for my true character. Co-incidentally, a joblander just told me offline some hours ago that i was too friendly and approachable and she likes me.

Congratz bro.
I smell green lights …

veevean1:
Etisalat dancing Shoki !!!

so You get mind load my Etisalat card, bah?
Dnt worry, dia ris god amadioha ooo!

Wait lemme wash my Sunday clothes. … I'll comment later.

@Adonye, I wanna the nature of the……
'smallpeepee prize'