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Education / Re: This Is Why They Always Tell Us To Read Instructions Before Starting Exam by stanislaus67(m): 9:57pm On Apr 07
brain54:
It's the person that set the exam that's wrong...

The instructions didn't say read question 10 first.

It says "especially" so when you get there is when you realize.

The instruction should have been "read question 10 first." To save someone all the cancelations.

The examiner just needs Jesus!
THIS IS HOW U FAIL EXAMS. THE INSTRUCTION WAS; READ ALL 15 QUESTIONS ESPECIALLY NO 10.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu With World Leaders In Dubai. The Powerful 6 by stanislaus67(m): 7:38pm On Dec 03, 2023
HOW MUCH DID HE PAY
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Republic Turns To A Mega Solar Power After Nigeria Cut Off Electricity by stanislaus67(m): 10:58am On Nov 28, 2023
In one kwantri I know, one mumu for Don chop the money meant for the solar project.

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Celebrities / Re: "Ifeanyi Adeleke Was A Girl" - Kemi Olunloyo by stanislaus67(m): 12:26pm On Jun 29, 2023
Wealthoptulent:
Investigative journalist Dr Kemi Olunloyo has once again shaken the internet.
She Said “Ifeanyi Adeleke was a girl dressed like a boy throughout the child's three years. Chioma actually delivered a baby girl on 20th October, 2019.

The self acclaimed Investigative journalist who recently wrote on her Timeliness that Sophia Momodu & ex-wife to olusina Adeleke popularly called shinaRambow, will soon tell the world the circumstances surrounding the late Ifeanyi Adeleke. [i]she said.[/i]THEREFORE?



https://twitter.com/Kemiolunloyo/status/1674059282478710789?s=20
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I’m Ready To Dedicate My Entire Being To Service Of Nigeria And Africa by stanislaus67(m): 12:26pm On May 28, 2023
There is no BEING left in u!
Business / Re: Courts Reject Old Naira Notes, Turn Lawyers, Litigants Back by stanislaus67(m): 6:44am On Feb 14, 2023
CAN THE CBN BE BOUND BY THE SUPREME COURT RULING THAT THEY ARE NOT PARTY TO?

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Politics / Re: Mr Macaroni Reacts To The Fuel Scarcity Across The Country by stanislaus67(m): 5:10pm On Jan 19, 2023
I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT THOSE WHO WILL VOTE APC BUT THE TEEMING MILLIONS THAT HAVE PVC BUT WON'T VOTE AT ALL

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Politics / Re: Electricity Production By Governments From 1999 To 2020 - StatiSense by stanislaus67(m): 8:09am On Aug 21, 2022
BIZNess123:
grin

Buhari performed well esp in terms of infrastructure and electricity...

Meanwhile tinubu is coming
AS IN CUMMING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HE CAN'T CUM NAA... HE DON OLD!


OF ALL THE CANDIDATES, ONLY PETER OBI CAN CUM AND HE IS CUMMING. SHEBI U DON SEE HIS WIFE?
TV/Movies / Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by stanislaus67(m): 8:30pm On Aug 12, 2022
Where can I download KOREAN SERIES plssssss
Politics / Re: Tinubu & The Drug Money Saga: Plainsite Has Been Reported To Google - Hundeyin by stanislaus67(m): 3:22pm On Jul 19, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
This was exactly how they killed Twitter with their bigotry and hatred for Asiwaju Tinubu ( and President Buhari) because he is not from their tribe and religion.

The website obviously does not own the documents it purportedly uploads. It must have been catfished. They are going down.

They are welcome to ipob terrorists and their co-conspirator's brand of badluck. The website owners will watch their descent into badluck after badluck in the same way these same set of losers afflicted Twitter with badluck upon badluck.

Before their very own eyes, they will see how everything they have built will be wrecked with badluck. They do not know how to build o but they know how to destroy the platforms others have built.

To my fellow patriotic Nigerians, please ignore the naysayers, bigots and hate-filled terrorists losers and their sympathizers and vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the most capable and the most competent among all the Presidential candidates. Vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

All the enemies of Nigeria and Asiwaju Tinubu will lose las las. They always lose. May God bless Nigeria for ever.

Why do I want you to vote for Asiwaju Tinubu?

Please vote for Asiwaju-Shettima if you want the best and most competent pair to take Nigeria to greater heights.

Read Tinubunomics: Dissecting Tinubu’s economic track records https://www.nairaland.com/7222062/tinubunomics-dissecting-tinubus-economic-track

Asiwaju Tinubu deserves your vote because he is the best among them.

Asiwaju Tinubu towers over all of them in terms of competency and illustrous records of feats in public service
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.


Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely competent and capable to lead Nigeria to greater heights. He is an excellent experienced public administrator and a Patriot to the core.

Asiwaju Tinubu is a brilliant visionary leader who will keep his promise to take Nigeria to greater heights.

I may need to take you down memory lane of his account of stewardship in public office in case you do not know or trying to ignore the significance of Asiwaju's sterling performance in office as a reason he is being rewarded with support today.

As the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu recovered what is now called Eko Atlantic from the raging Atlantic ocean Lagos Bar beach coast line flooding (for decades that problem even some of the more developed nations explain away as climate change problems) defied all solutions by FG and the highbrow strategic Victoria Island was deteriorating fast with businesses, embassies, hotels etc exiting VI in droves. During that time, the Atlantic ocean flooding reach the fringes of Ozumba after the flood completely take over Adetokunbo Ademola. Lagos State Government under the brilliant , resourceful and hardworking Asiwaju Tinubu solved that herculean challenge and today, VI is back to its glory.

It was Asiwaju Tinubu that brought back the Lagos Central Business District and Broad street commercial nerve centre of Nigeria back to life after it was abandoned, it's Asiwaju Tinubu who built major roads from Oregun to Lawanson to Igando LASU to as far as Badagry etc.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the one who fixed the horrible waste problem we had in Lagos and that LASTMA and BRT you see were created by Asiwaju. Asiwaju Tinubu was the one who got Lagos State to be part of the owners of Econet and unlike Delta State where the shares were sold and funds pocketed, Lagos State Shares were warehoused with professional investors in the state investment agency called Ibile holdings.

Asiwaju Tinubu increased bursaries to students of Lagos State origin (NULASS) and made public schools free for all Lagosians regardless of your tribe, religion or political party affiliation after his administration had successfully returned missionary schools to their original owners( other states later copied Lagos) . It was during his tenure that Ikeja General Hospital became a teaching Hospital, upgraded most of the clinics to General Hospitals giving free health to the 5 years and below and Lagosians of 65 years and above age group. .

The fund that BRF used to quickly build infrastructures were the LGA funds withheld by Pa Obasanjo and despite that Asiwaju Tinubu never owed salaries.
When the purchase of FG refineries by Alhaji Dangote was cancelled by HE Yardua, Alhaji Aliko Dangote ran to Asiwaju Tinubu after most state governments and governors in the SS gave Dangote a cold shoulder. Today, through the assistance Asiwaju Tinubu gave Aliko Dangote, Dangote Refinery is taking off to help us stop the petrol subsidy killing our naira and public finances.


Asiwaju Tinubu is loyal to those who paid the ultimate price for our democracy and today heroes like Bagauda Kalto, Pa Alfred Rewane, Pa Abraham Adesanya etc are immortalized in Lagos . One of the most memorable achievements of Asiwaju Tinubu for me was helping to stop the blood letting and recurring Hausa-Yoruba/OPC war in Idi Araba and Agege. Those hellish period of unrest defied even the effort of past military state administrators of Lagos but Asiwaju Tinubu was able to solve it.

That Lagos State Government civil service is regarded as the best in Nigeria is due to the hardwork Asiwaju Tinubu did to reform it, created Tutors-Generals offices, improved harmonized pay structure, best pension scheme for civil servants etc.
I can go on and on to educate you on the legacies of Asiwaju Tinubu still standing till today as my reasons for my confidence in Asiwaju Tinubu sir/ma

That's why my appeal goes to you my fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
-Sunkanmi Vaughan
If you want free business ideas and directory of money sources, please check my signature. Cheers.



HOW MUCH DID YOU COLLECT?

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Car Talk / Re: My Honda Accord Consumes Too Much Fuel by stanislaus67(m): 4:48pm On May 20, 2022
U know the problem already. U just said them don commot the Catalyst. Without the catalyst, you car will be swallowing fuel

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Politics / Re: Unongo: We Supported Buhari In 2015, Risked Our Lives, History Will Judge Him by stanislaus67(m): 9:04am On Apr 27, 2022
Nothing will happen to Buhari. God won't judge him! But u see all of u that saw a senile old man that should be in the old people's home and travelled all the way to USA to campaign for him, Ur judgment day has started. God has started judging all of u.

Campaign for another senile old man again, then the wrath of God will descend heavily upon all of u

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by stanislaus67(m): 10:41am On Feb 23, 2022
tolulope2021:


It's interesting so far...but she is not the queen in money heist
Them resemble shaa
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by stanislaus67(m): 5:59pm On Feb 22, 2022
tolulope2021:
Who is seeing "the Endgame" new series?
I just began season one episode one. It's been promising though. BOW TO THE QUEEN.

By the way the Queen looks like the pregnant rogue police from Money Heist.
Sports / Re: Emotional Farewell As Ole Gunnar Reveals Next Move Following Man Utd Sack (Pix) by stanislaus67(m): 6:54pm On Nov 22, 2021
He should simply apply for NPower

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Car Talk / Re: Motorists Driving With Earphones Risk Six Months In Jail – FRSC by stanislaus67(m): 10:32am On Sep 04, 2021
limcar:



https://punchng.com/motorists-driving-with-earphones-risk-six-months-in-jail-frsc/
Mttcheeeeew! These ppl don't know most road accidents are caused by FLIES! IJIJI
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Obi Of Onitsha Receives Maduka, Offers Prayers (Photos) by stanislaus67(m): 10:14am On Aug 21, 2021
MrThisandthat:
This Maduka guy should just go and chill... He will never smell that government house.
SAYS YOUR ONE VOTE!

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Health / Re: What Do You Call This Toe Injury? Pls Help! (Disturbing Pictures) by stanislaus67(m): 5:21pm On May 07, 2021
Unknown8:
Hey guys, hope y'all good.

So there's this wound on my big toe, which developed by itself, just like that. I've been suffering this injury for more than a year now.

I've taken many medications and treatments, all to no avail. I've met 4 deferent doctors, who apparently do not know what that is or how to treat it, they just dress it and prescribe some medicine, and that's it.

I just discovered recently that it's an Ingrown Toenail, after some research on the internet. And according to what I read, it needs a surgery to remove the Ingrown Nail, but all the doctors I've met do not know what an Ingrown Toenail is, and they usually tell me that it doesn't need a surgery.

Guys pls, this thing is really painful. I can't even walk properly with it. If you are a doctor here who knows about this, I beg you to not ignore this post

If you have experience something like this or know someone who has, pls tell me how to treated it. Thank you so much.

It will mean a lot if this thread could reach the front page to gain more views. Pls I really need any help I can get. Thank you!

HPV
Health / Re: What Do You Call This Toe Injury? Pls Help! (Disturbing Pictures) by stanislaus67(m): 5:20pm On May 07, 2021
Unknown8:
Hey guys, hope y'all good.

So there's this wound on my big toe, which developed by itself, just like that. I've been suffering this injury for more than a year now.

I've taken many medications and treatments, all to no avail. I've met 4 deferent doctors, who apparently do not know what that is or how to treat it, they just dress it and prescribe some medicine, and that's it.

I just discovered recently that it's an Ingrown Toenail, after some research on the internet. And according to what I read, it needs a surgery to remove the Ingrown Nail, but all the doctors I've met do not know what an Ingrown Toenail is, and they usually tell me that it doesn't need a surgery.

Guys pls, this thing is really painful. I can't even walk properly with it. If you are a doctor here who knows about this, I beg you to not ignore this post

If you have experience something like this or know someone who has, pls tell me how to treated it. Thank you so much.

It will mean a lot if this thread could reach the front page to gain more views. Pls I really need any help I can get. Thank you!
Politics / Re: Imo State House Of Assembly Is On Fire (Photos, Video) by stanislaus67(m): 10:48pm On Apr 25, 2021
sweetshisha:
They would rebuild it with your taxes
its a welcomed development. Its better to engage artisans and pay them to rebuild the structure with our taxes than buying houses outside the country with our taxes!
Politics / Re: Police Kills Ikonso, Commander Of IPOB Insurgents In Imo Attack by stanislaus67(m): 9:30pm On Apr 24, 2021
UstazAhmed:


Nigeria army is well respected in Africa. You don't mess up with them anyhow!
I get am before no be property. That was then bro
Politics / Re: Imo Attackers Are Members Of Ipob’s ESN –IGP by stanislaus67(m): 7:22am On Apr 06, 2021
360degreess:
I knew it was those useless terrorists (ESN)
FG should use the army and destroy them
JUST LIKE THEY ARE DESTROYING HERDSMEN AND BANDITS ABI?
Politics / Re: Aroma flyover Bridge Is Safe - Anambra state Commissioner For Work (photos) by stanislaus67(m): 3:32pm On Mar 04, 2021
Remove the barricade if it's safe Mr Commissioner
Science/Technology / Re: Indonesian Fisherman Stunned To Find Mutant Baby Shark With Human Face (Photos) by stanislaus67(m): 5:02pm On Feb 24, 2021
A new MEME has arrived!
Politics / Re: New EFCC Boss Vows To Repatriate Looted Funds by stanislaus67(m): 4:59pm On Feb 24, 2021
Has he declared his assets?

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Sports / Re: Turkish Women’s Cup: Super Falcons Coach Names Final Squad by stanislaus67(m): 12:58pm On Feb 12, 2021
LajaLaba:
Where are the Arewa people?
Ha na alụ di

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Politics / Re: 7 Of My People Were Killed - Seriki Fulani Accuses Igboho Of Leading Oyo Attack by stanislaus67(m): 7:32pm On Jan 29, 2021
Marine54:


https://thecable.ng/seven-of-my-people-were-killed-seriki-fulani-accuses-sunday-igboho-of-leading-oyo-attack
All these things happened and all u want the govt to do is just TAKE NOTE? SMH! ANANIAS!
Sports / Re: Darnell Fisher Grabs Callum Paterson's Balls, Faces Probe by stanislaus67(m): 10:35am On Nov 23, 2020
After the first touch with his left hand, he felt something in the guy's Y junction (accidental touch) And then touched again with his right hand to confirm what he felt in his first touch (premeditated)


SMH....
Sports / Re: Darnell Fisher Grabs Callum Paterson's Balls, Faces Probe by stanislaus67(m): 10:34am On Nov 23, 2020
After the first touch with his left hand, he felt something in the guy's Y junction (accidental touch) And then touched again with his right hand to confirm what he felt in his first touch (premeditated)


SMH....

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Politics / Re: Stanley Mgbere: Wanted Rivers IPOB Leader Cries Out, 21 Members Arrested by stanislaus67(m): 3:53pm On Oct 27, 2020
theophilusj31:
good one,let them continue to deal with this ipob terrorists
You have started again!
Politics / Re: Hoodlums Loot Senator Gershom Bassey's Family House In Calabar, Set It Ablaze by stanislaus67(m): 2:28pm On Oct 24, 2020
kahal29:
They even took clothes from Senator Gershom Bassey’s house. If you in Calabar just stay indoor.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Owor_Etta
Their own clothing Allowance na

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Politics / Re: Kano/Maradi Railway Work Begins February 2021 by stanislaus67(m): 6:38am On Oct 24, 2020
PhiliptheArab:
Good.

Hopefuly we collect lots of revenue from this.....

And we need better rail links between Nigeria and other African countries as well....for trade and inestment to flow.
charity begins at home

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