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vivypretty:
Social media platforms these days are filled with monsters, mean people, deceitful people

alongside charming people, funny people, angels in form of humans; who understand us, love us, check up on us etc.

The latter set of people make us want to be online all the time no matter how expensive data is, even better now that there is free facebook(sorry you can’t view pictures).smiley

With time, a new friendship is created and tick-tock visiting hours are here. winkThe visiting plans are made between the man and woman to cement the already blossoming relationship into a concrete affair.

Gone are the days of,
girl : babe send me transport money.

The new thing is,
Boy : babe just come with your money or borrow money from your friend, I will pay you back when you get here.
(Boys are now men lol)laugh

Most often than not, it is the girl that goes the extra miles to meet the boy (well hello sister, we are in a man’s world)angry

Here are few reasons why we girls shouldn’t make that trip.

1. He may not be who he says he is:

Let me start by reminding you that all you know about him is all he told you he is;
hear say (NB hear say evidence is not always admissible in court in all cases, ask a
lawyercool). That means if he says he is an alpha male like teddy A, you would be banking on his word until you go there and meet a he-she (like our bobby somebody).
Don’t even depend on his profile or his pictures because a native doctor is also a doctorlaughlaugh. This reminds me of when a luscious diva sent me a friend request on facebook. Of course I wasn’t going to accept such a person with that kind of name (for God’s sake!! I am protective of my male friends as an elder sister shouldangel) but I was surprised to see that almost all of her picture backgrounds had strong resemblance with either my black gate or my range rover sport (except that the plate number is always covered). I got the shock of my life when I went to buy food from the food truck seller very close to my house one evening.
Her reply to my good evening was “madam you no want accept my friend request for facebook abi?" surprise(see me see wahala, how am I to know that madam Veronica is the same with lusa cious diva?)
Little wonder phones are expensive these days, filter cameras are the bomb!!

2. What took you there?

If your answer to the above question can convince any audience beyond all reasonable doubt then aunty carry your bag and make that trip but if not, aunty super glue your butt to your house. That would be the first question people will ask you when you chemically react to uncle’s touchwink in an agressive way.
So many other questions would be thrown at you if you can’t answer the above question, examples are “is he your brother?”
“shebi na you carry yourself come abi na kidnap he kidnap you?”
“ashawo, he no pay you complete?”
Once upon a time I didn’t know the answer to the above question when one brother invited me over to his place. He sounded so harmless over the phone and mature. He even promised to douse himself with cold water if his body should misbehave (wink). For my church mind, I have found a brother in Christ. The day came and I prepared looking as beautiful as always. I called my partner in crime aka my sister to inform her of my journey , only for her to narrate to me how daddy called her and told her about a bad dream he had concerning the death of one of us.
Hmmmm, heaven knows I am not liable to die young so I had to retreat and surrender (this type of hear say evidence is admissible in my court, thank you yes!!). The problem became how to tell my brother in christ that our planned mission has been aborted after all my promise and past disappointments.

Our beloved brother finally called sounding all happy like the MMM founder after it was introduced in Nigeria(laugh). Just know that the brother dropped the call before I could finish apologizing for not keeping my promise and he never did call back nor chatted me up again. Surprisingly after a year, bros remembered me and wanted us to meet again. I was still stating my terms and conditions one of which was ‘no sex’ when bros replied with “I am not your brother. We go just do am and I go satisfy you so tey you go ask for more”.(surprise)
That was how my ear went back to factory reset and all I could say was thank you God for stopping me from going the first time.

3. Are you up for sex with just anyone?

The first question you should ask yourself before embarking on that journey is “are you up for sex with just anyone?”. Irrespective of the Anthony Joshua’s body you think he has or the Andy Ruiz’s body you think he doesn’t have, are you up for ‘bedmatics’ with random people?
If you can’t have sex with random people please do save your taekwondo skill for Anthony Joshua and remain in your house except you have the strength to fight from dusk till dawn. Or do you not mind being raped?
The generally perceived notion is that "women want sex even when they say no because they are just being shy to give in easily”(sad
)

That was how another brother was inviting me over. I was yet to make up my mind, so I told him I will think about it. The bros started asking me the naughtiest thing I have ever done in life (aside from lying I know I am a saint). I told the brother I can’t remember but when I do I will tell him. I then asked bros the naughtiest thing he has ever done. Bros confessed to having engaged in twosome, party and the other somes but all have always been consensual (brethren, what does he really mean because I don’t understand)frown

4. In the middle of nowhere

Does it ever occur to you that you could be going to a no man's land, not like Lagos but a land where you don’t know your way, a land where you have no friends, relations or village people and a land where all you have got is yourself surrounded by strangers who could be worse/ better than your village people.
Who do you turn to if things don’t go as planned?
What do you do when you get lost in such a place? (my own is to keep praying that you at least have your transport fare with you)
Will the boy even be worried for a sec if something should happen to you on your way to see him?

Brethren, here comes the end of my sermon but remember that this sermon is for all the good girls.




Thank you.

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i like this article. I could read it all day. The sense of humor makes everything fun. God bless. the writer.

Can anyone please help me with a simple explanation of the importance of Agbero in Lagos. I am trying so hard to understand.

Is there any legal angle to their activities in Lagos. I have been in Lagos for about 20 years and they have always been constant K, They are always fighting and oppressing bike men, conductors and commuters day by day. Yet it seem they are in ghost mode since little or nothing is done to address this menace.

VRDroid:
You will do well in music. Have you tried this rhymes on Afro beats ?

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VRDroid:


The younger they are, the tighter the pusssy and the more potent the adrenochrome.

Didnt your mom tell you I disvirgined her ?

I saw a bird flying in sky and when I look it up in the sky.
Are the towering twin shadows lingering behind :
The thieving hands of ticking time,
Are taking from me what I always thought would be mi...
So I 'll put my organs on ice to forget for a week ,

jrusky:
Haba 80% Haba Nigerian pls slow down nah.

Antoeni:
What do you Expect the Lier and Serial Loser to say,
Timi is Pained because The Pastor Moved Ahead to become very Successful After Dis Virgined And Vandalizing his Wife.
If the Pastor was was a Poor Man,Timi And Wife would have Been healed long ago
Timi Dakolo Lied About Been the One That Dis Virgined His Wife,Not Knowing That She has Been Dis Virgined And Vandalized Even before the Age of 16 By Her Pastor

You're just a talkative. What exactly is your point? only talkative beat around the bush.

kiyosaki1:
Wonder how you can refer to bible passages to back your claim, if you can't understand simple sentences. You and your handlers have failed in your agenda to bring down the kingdom of Christ in nigeria

First you talked of "Dont judge", What does it mean and who was judging?
Second you said "remove log in your own eye" what does this mean and how does it relate to Fatoyinbo and busola case?
Third you said a person is a Antichrist because he said "leave Jesus out of this" - Did you bother what context he said it?
You're actually just trolling, and you're very controversial, I am enjoying it.

DukeNija:
You never see anything. Lol

Stop hiding behind the cover of "you never see anything". Na only MFM dey see something?

VisioDirect:
The man himself seems to have hidden agenda.

True but then again, is he wrong?
"Na fence wey fall na im make go climb am go chop crop wey dey for farm."
If we are to do anything, let us fix the fence

kiyosaki1:
Am not sure you read in your bible where it says do not judge, and that you should remove the log of wood in your eyes before trying to remove speck in someone's eye . Which type of Christian is saying leave Jesus christ out of this ,am having a rethink Wether you are actually a Christian.

I am trying hard to understand what you wrote. None of it makes sense.

laudate:
Oga, but you were not sitting on the fence before. You were villifying Timi Dakolo who revealed the truth, and you were trying to justify and exonerate the pastor who allegedly committed the disgusting act.

In fact, I am one of those praying that the case goes through trial in court, so that the pastor can expose himself through his testimony and statements on the stand. Then the whole issue will be revealed as he incriminates himself in front of witnesses.

Do you know what we don't?

kiyosaki1:
We human are created differently , and are unique in our own different ways , the way A will react to a situation is different from the way B and so on . A very good example was our Lord Jesus christ who was falsely accused in front of pilate , but he never defended himself as he remains quiet , does that makes him guilty ?

please leave our Jesus out of this one o. Don't go there o.
I can't find how this scenario equal that one o. When Jesus was taken to the court, no one could bring any tangible case against him, it was written clearly.
Jesus was killed because he was hated by the world, infact, people had faith in him more than their king and he was a man everyone was looking for. stop coming here to mince words.

kiyosaki1:
Please don't take side in that which you aren't party to .

Where in the sentence did I take side.
He made a scenario of a single man not been able to rape a woman attaching it to this case and I cleared that a 17yrs old isn't considered a woman. Read through before advising

VRDroid:
17 yrs olds fucck more than your mom.

Words of a typical retarď and pedophiles.

VRDroid:
In the eyes of the Law of advanced climes, except the man is armed, one man can not rape a woman.

You can call it mind-control consensual sex, what the 'Holy' men of 'God' enjoy under the influence of the 'Holy Ghost', but Rape is being used to brand these ladies who, for one reason or the other got fuccked because of their desperation, ignorance, desires or whatever reason.

Most cases are not cases of rape when it comes to what these 'men of God' do, they just capitalise on people's desire to know their maker and enjoy free pusssy almost always, and when the ladies become awakened to the realization that they just gave a pusssy out without adequate reward, they call it Rape.

If Timi Dakolo's wife, as she expected was married by the Randy Yahoo Pastor of COZA, we would not have heard all these noises, not all.

I guess she is upset that the man enjoy her virginity without adequate recognition and compensation.

Olodo, does a 17 years old minor look like a woman to you?
Upon your epistle you just wrote nonsense.

PrinceKevin01:
yet you see no reason to believe lack of integrity is what is out play Here. An Integrity that will make hundreds of millions of unbelievers to start insulting even the innocent Christians?

If it turns that Fatoyinbo did it... then we Christans deserve all the insult... We should have been more sensitive and discerning.
And if not then God will Judge Timi Dakolo and his family

PrinceKevin01:
For the Devil, this is a done deal. Because this was what the Devil wanted to achieve through the services of a Popular Figure. Because this was an act committed over 20 years ago when the man in question was not even a born Again Christian. At this point, I'm praying for Timi's music career as a Gospel artist. Because he need all this men who has turned against him for Shows. Timi would've employed Diplomacy for this. Because there's more than a thousand ways to solve a single problem

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May God forgive you. Money over integrity is your priority.

azeez1973:
Hello Real Programmers In The Building, I Opened This Thread For The Purpose Of Real Tutorial Ask And Answer.I'm A Bit Fair In Programming.My Question Goes Thus-: Python,java,c++,c# And Assembly Language. What Are Their Real Uses And Applications? My Second Question Is That Can Python Be Used To Create Android Apps?

I can't give an answer that looks like an exam format.
All languages are used for everything, some language are more suited for somethings and some platforms.

python is not a favorite language for Android platform. use java instead.

Nodogragra4me:
Is there anybody on earth who skipped the youthful age and became an elder. You are probably a teen to think that being a youth is a license for foolishness. If there is anybody who ought to flag the cult flag loud and ’ brighter’ it should be me.

I am not just a Warri Pikin. I was born and raised in Area F, Kampala and spent the better part of my youthful days in and around Jakpa Junction to Alaka.

I assure you there is no ”badder ” zone in the entire Delta state than this area yet it didn't make me a cultist even thoughi i was in contact them, all the time and they always cams to my house

I am a street, ’streeter’ ’streetest’ in every sense of the word

No school should spend their lean resources for the benefit of cultist. Security votes should be for the general security of the university community and that is essentially keeping away burglars and petty thief and not hire an army to engage opponents of anybody in a shootout.

Any and all cultist should make personal arrangement for their protection or be killed like the one that was murdered yesterday at Ikot Effanga

All your years in Delta, you practically learnt nothing.
Around 2012/2013 after there was heavy shootout between BlackAxe and some other cult members in University of Benin, There was an SOS call made by thr VC. Some soldiers mounted every path the school for about 3 months, during this time, they took more than 20 notorious cult members and til today, no one knows their where about. It is popularly believe they were taken to Abuja or maybe kill on the road to Abuja. This was because the soldiers were popularly called Abuja soldiers.

After the incident, since I graduated from uniben, cultism and it activites has become a silent issue due to that dreaded experience. Although wiping them out completely has not been implemented.

Personally, I suspect you are an apologist or even an admirer of some cult group or worst a member. probably you have faced too many oppression that you cannot give up the thougbt thay this so-called rift rafts can't be removed from thr society. for me I believe you have over-exaggerated or over over-worship them to an extent you've given them attributes they do not bare.

Cult members are some so-called criminals just like petty tbeifs and burglars, so it is a clear contradiction that school shouldn't be concerned about the menace caused in the society.

Let me ask you a question? how many times have you heard of cases where people are been assassinated in college/school on a yearly basis in developed country? In nigeria, every year more 20 cases happens every year and this are the ones brought to news o.

Your mentality is your problem.

dunsin125:
Peretomode but he is going this year I think, hopefully the next VC will continue the path. Are you a delsuite

I graduated from Uniben. My younger bro just graduated from DELSU. But Delsu was like my second school, I know there very well.

dante0147:
I don’t have any of wizkid’s song on my phone now tell me how do I like wizkid? You think you can just buy 200 naira 10 MB and come up here to spew rubbish! Only Fools like you fall for this kind of 21st century scam I pity your unborn generations!

Childish man..... Hahahhahaha.... E pain you die.
Olden days blame game and street sense. A typical sense of an irresponsible man. "The girl wan trap me, The girl was trap me", condom isn't upto N200. Yet, wizzy didn't show his street sense by lashing them carefully.
Now e don lash dem, pikin don come, body don dey pepper am.
21st century sense means look before you leap and not leap and try to escape responsibility.
Just look at 2face, he didn't deny his responsibility. he didn't marry all, but he took care of the children and painfully accept his mistakes.
Listen to "rain drop" by 2face, he confessed that none of so called gold diggers raped him and he warned young man to be careful how they use their device.

dante0147:
You can’t compare this guy to Davido... Wizkid is street! He grew up suffering and hustling! Yiu need no soothsayer to tell you most of this wizkids baby mamas are out for his MONEY but the nigga ain’t tripping! They all look like expensive oloshos

Stop talking trash jare.
Did the expensive Olosho rape him. Or was he blind when he was drilling them?
Please rent sense... we know you worship wizkid but it shouldn't be this bad.

Nobisjoe1:
Dats y I love Davido he has a humble and caring personality
with d facts dat he comes 4rm a rich background but Wizkid too bad of him

Where did you leave your btain So Davido is now an angel the moment you discover Wizkid is is a devil..?

Eteka1:
How does Lord Lugard come in here?
Ours is a society where no one bothers how you make money, peoples even celebrate kidnappers, drug barons, oil thieves etc. Is it then a surprise that such vices are on the rise? No. Must we always find someone to blame for our failure to imbibe positive values as a society?

I second 100%

IronGalaxy:
did I say you didn't help? I'm saying ultimately it was South Africans themselves who were in the firing line not Nigerians and you should stop this " we saved you" mentality. I'm yet to hear other nations forcing themselves in our historical narrative like you do and it honestly comes across as desperate. Many South Africans did not even fee South Africa during Apartheid not even to nearby countries like Namibia let alone far flung Nigeria so please stop lying, it was our leaders who went into exile to various African countries


We should biw down to you? Exactly the arrogance that I keep alluding to

I haven't in any of my statement say or imply that we saved you. I can't steal the glory of your past/fallen heros and also one of them I respect much(Nelson Mandella). Maybe others have said so but not me.

Whether it was your leader or citizens I wouldn't know. All I know is that they were South Africans

calculator123:
I totally understand your point but then anyone can smuggle such weapons on campus without getting caught. Worse case scenario they bribe their way through or use threats on the security personnels who obviously will want to secure themselves first.
I have learnt that in Nigeria, anything and everything goes with the right amount of influence.

It doesn't work that way, Nigeria and the society don't have enough urge to purge out cultism right now. All that happens now is when they kill people, we just complain and let it slide, nothing really happens.
By the time, the society becomes fed up, even the closet of a cult members will be unsafe.

calculator123:
The OAU case, people had to pay the ultimate price. The big question is, is anyone willing to do same in CRUTECH?

Very unlikely. Although if you read the story properly, the massacre lead to end of cultism not the other way round.
Truth is Nigeria isn't ready to treat her situation, it is an ongoing process.
But I like you to ask any old student about DELSU(Delta State University). It was very bad and corrupt. But recently, the new VC who was a very tough man change everything. He even had to sack his fellow corrupt mates that they started together to make his point clear.

IronGalaxy:
dude I'm South African, no outsider can tell me about my history whether I'm 20 or ,50. We learn about our history in schools, it's constantly on the television. You guys always go on about how you helped South Africa as if you did something special. No Nigerian died in the crossfire for South Africans

You need Education. They didn't tell you the full story bro.
So because you can't spot a Nigerian soldier dead on the road means Nigeria didn't help...?

Nigerian government spent alot of money to provide relief
Nigeria sent an annual $5 million dollars(back then it was a very huge money, running up to billions in todays world).

Many south Africans arrived Nigeria and were given accommodation and free education.

This is not a paper talk. My dad had many south Africans in his school then and three were his classmates.

You can throw tantrums and say all sort of things.
I am not of the opinion that South Africans should bow to us but you should not deny us our respect when it comes to history.

Personally, I like SA and would someday want to do a vacation even if for a week. Nevertheless, I hate the xenophobic here and there attacks I hear everyday. If South Africa feels some Nigerians are committing crimes, then persecute them justly, rather than the incessant killing and hate speeches.

xaggar:
Make sense like when they produced Thor with Brad Pitt and they did not use indigenous Greeks I watched a video where a Greek woman who went for audition was denied and the role was given to an Albanian instead

Imagine if they dare act Queen Amina or Queen Idia or King Jaja or Biographies on Chinua Achebe or Rotimi Williams and they use South Africans or Liberians,
Nancy all of us go carry placards nau

I'm still waiting to watch John Wick 3, I beg who don't get am?

#SayYesToIndegenousActorsAndActresses

Thor is actually a Norwegian thing not Greek. Its Scandinavian. You goofed big time. Lol!

I almost said so.

but atleast we got his messages

IronGalaxy:
What? Nigeria the epitome of peace? Boko Haram, Fulani Herdsmen, Ritual killings etc Come on bro. Your govt actually played a number on you. No South African received sandals from Nigeria, we weren't starving we were marginalized

Now you're trolling.
We have all sort of terrorist but what I said is that we are not at war with any country. It is different.

Denial of history is your business, ask any aged person around you. No matter how much you wish it didn't happen, yet it doesn't change what has happened.

Peace.

IronGalaxy:
Lol. The problem with you Nigerians is that you aren't humble and I'm guessing it's one of the reasons many African nations aren't fond of you,, your arrogance is so high that it clouds you to realities and facts, it's definitely not envy. Take for example," how are you a bigger sis" to South Africa for example? Who gave you that title? What is to envy form you? I'd like that answer

Maybe you're of the indomie(new) generation and probably very bad with history. My Dad have many south African classmates back then that profited from free Education the Nigerian government granted south Africans back then. some at the beginning had no shoes nor sandals.
We also helped in the apartheid wars
That is the past now, nevertheless it happened. You can only deny it. Moreover, we are at no time really a country that takes on any neighbouring country, Everyone can attest to that. So we are an epitome of emulation for peace.
I understand Nigeria is in a state of poor economy and the likes and some of it citizen may have stoop low to committing crimes in other countries. It doesn't change the fact that Nigeria remains the gaint of Africa.