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Health › Re: My Friend Found Chinese Yuan In The Pockets Of An Okrika Joggers by Startrap: 11:14am On Dec 21, 2020
Proceed to purchase, at least name and author is revealed. I wont mind getting 1 for myself tho
DAVE5:
Exactly what my eyes was gazing at, I was expecting him to put a clearer pix of the book itself
Health › Re: My Friend Found Chinese Yuan In The Pockets Of An Okrika Joggers by Startrap: 11:05am On Dec 21, 2020
20 of those is over a thousand naira which can guarantee u breakfast and lunch N mayb supper while #20 cannot guarantee 3 sachets of water.
Judybash93:
¥1=58
E no plenty at all
KPK�huh O por por por o por por por, o kpor.

Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu: 'For Your Marriage To Work, Keep Your Mother Out Of It' by Startrap: 12:36pm On Dec 17, 2020
As in, since I know mai nama I never knew aparo griller was the dolo of them all. We are too quick to delete the message n crucify the messenger. So your ancestral roots cannot cease to find errors than to roast solutions like all the ebos you keep feeding ur eboras. After all these days of killings n silence by your cowfather so you can pick on Aisha like a welcome back? She isn't ur Sim card because she is enrolled with a lively NIN. C ur fellow brethren
Nightstalker:
[s][/s]

Just read this trash !!
If you are incapable of understanding a message why comment ?
Can't you sometimes skip?
She didn't insinuate she doesn't respect her mom but she gave sound advise.

But you are so blinded by hate because despite all you sai buhari from here to facebook no one knows you and you got served lengthy bans back to back grin

Aisha on other hand is an urban legend, she is loved across tribe and religion. She is the pride of Arewa.

Her husband has said time and again how proud he is of her..look at his smile in the photo that's love

Show us yours grin

You even went as far as using both accounts to insult her.. that looks pretty unstable to me.

grin

From all of us here at nightstalker we love you Aisha grin

Politics › Re: ‘Hoodlums’ Disrupt Northern Coalition’s Meeting On Insecurity In Kaduna by Startrap: 8:51pm On Dec 16, 2020
Tell them, Na so them take create BH by themselves amidst their people. Call a spade a spade, but they say na spoon.
Racoon:
Stand up and fight for your rights.

Politics › Re: Umahi: Why I Campaigned For Buhari In 2019 by Startrap: 11:10am On Dec 08, 2020
As in... craze woman dey show you pant abi. U received a left knuckle after politiking with a DMW, its obvious say you don dey madt abi?
TooMuchStuff:
Fat fool.
Premium Tears..... Loading on ya head soon!!

Ask Okorocha, Oyogun and Oshiomole who were dancing Azonto Upandan for Fulani politricks.....at the end they were disgraced and despatched to oblivion by the same Fulanis they sacrificed their own brother for.
Na hia we dey kamkpe.... Waiting
Fashion › Re: Vivian Okpala Crowned The New Face Of Nigeria 2020 by Startrap: 2:52pm On Dec 03, 2020
New face of Nigeria 2020 with year 200. Nigerian used muscle.
Michaeljames22:
Vivian okpala, an Anambra-State born model has emerged the 2020 Face of Nigeria Queen. She walked home with a branded Toyota camry car plus other mouth watering prizes.

The 2020 face of Nigeria competition received over 100 entries. Following the social distancing rules imposed as a result of the Covid-19 pandemic, the selection process down to the final pick was held through virtual platform.

The crowning, though was held over the weekend in an exclusive location in lagos. As parts of the winning prizes, she will be representing Nigeria at the Miss Heritage International Finals 2022 and also get an all expensed paid trip to Dubai.

Vivian holds a Bsc in Economics (Nnamdi Azikiwe University), She also studied MIS (Management Information System) at NIIT Lagos , Currently studying Business foundation , Financial modeling at the University of Pennsylvania (United States).

http://modelsnaija.com/miss-vivian-okpala-crowned-the-new-face-of-nigeria-2020/

Crime › Re: Thugs Share COVID-19 Palliatives Found At The Oba Of Lagos Palace (Video) by Startrap: 11:16pm On Oct 21, 2020
Mehn going after him, if not for military intervention know him well enough even in his days as a police officer. But, Kabiewa you get hungry subjects surrounding you and there was never a day you called them to share palliatives. See our traditional monarchs today, like godfather like sons. I reserve further comments.
J111333:
...and I was about sympathizing with the Oba over his burnt palace because he is neither a politician nor has a hand in Nigeria's bad leadership.
Why keep palliatives in his house? angry
Politics › Re: Lekki Killings, A Massacre - Bukola Saraki by Startrap: 10:42pm On Oct 21, 2020
Change strategy. Never stop, never give up never. You can give up urself, we aint never ever on the lost heroes. The land is crying of innocent blood and the sky is hearing. Let it rain hard on every villain's head !!!
Highesschief1:
We warned you guys about buhari, we shouted but nobody listened...

Buhari is a bad market and we know a bad market when we see one..

We cant stop now.. Change strategy? yes! but please don't stop

We must leave a better country for our kids

May the souls we have lost in this struggle rest in peace.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appeals To EndSARS Protesters To Call Off Protests by Startrap: 11:04am On Oct 20, 2020
[Since he is not a govt. employee his personally signed statement is meaningless to protesters because campaign is all he does in d name 2023 asslicking. Since how you make and spend ur money is no ones business leave the protesters to determine their future as yours is bleaked quote author=RuudVanNisteroy post=95115890][/quote]
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Lagos State Police Command Reacts To Attack On RRS Operatives by Startrap: 4:14am On Oct 20, 2020
And Lagos State is owned by? In as much I don't support violence, a brig gen passed through that same route the same day but his convoy was halted by the youths who resisted even the military passage but with bargain pleas, some of the soldiers attached when allowed to pass through were seen throwing salutes in sweet smiles that are very rare to behold by camouflage masters
iamoyindamola:
Dumbass RRS are owned by Lagos state
Politics › Re: Senate To Bar FIRS, Customs, NBC, 57 Others From Getting Federal Allocations by Startrap: 10:27am On Aug 31, 2020
Resound it!!! This is what am talking about. A motion that is yet to scale reading. What are we celebrating? There are many reports unopened, these rubber stamp senate that cannot officiate prudently yet to audit MDAs, contractors, same overseers of evil and highest income earners in Nigeria are senators yet they are not generating pass any neighbour. Youths, we get very far road to freedom as I see a fellow youth celebrating the berth of the largest vessel as an achievement that encourages more importation of toothpicks, automobiles, oil... depletion of the domestic resources and steady vacuum unemployed labour. This is a typical scenario of misplaced priorities by displaced hegemony. Innoson is not contracted but annually that same largest vessel will ship in 2021 Toyota brands for their extravagance even in recession. Who actually voted these sinatures?
COMPAQ:
What we need to do first is implement the Orosanye report. We have way too many agencies, parastatals than are needed, as well as associated staff.

Then we do need to commercialise some of the remaining ones. Like NTA. I always wonder what the need for govt spending billions on NTA is, if Channels is operating profitably? NTA should be made to stand on its own and pay salaries from its own revenues.
https://www.nairaland.com/6057218/innoson-received-order-4.7m-cars
Politics › Re: 'I Don't Believe In One Nigeria'- Tinubu ThisDay 1997 Headline Shared By Kperogi by Startrap: 8:24pm On Aug 26, 2020
Not only the internet, every word from your tongue can kill heal or kill you. I never hear of some pple feeling their body heat. Till date, who killed Funsho and why? Many yet to be answered questions before campaigns...
175:
Wow! INTERNET sef. . .never forgets!

Tinubu is gradually being stripped naked by the masters of the game.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prostitutes Beat Evangelist To Coma For Preaching In Their Premises In Lagos by Startrap: 12:41pm On Aug 25, 2020
Interesting. Which of the holy books? Chapter, and verses please?[quote author= post=93174683]Haaaaaaaaa shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

They did this to a man of God?!
This is not just funny at all!

SACRILEGE!!

Anyways,
The Holy Book tells us that,
If you have not be hunted down as a preacher of the Gospel, poured water on, beaten to coma,
You have not started..

.........IfGodbforUs[/quote]
Politics › Re: Corruption: Do Your Job Without Fear, Ganduje Tells Anti-graft Agency by Startrap: 10:06pm On Aug 15, 2020
Choi!!!!!. Where is that eleran ko mai nama, see your Darling daddy raising ur mentor's hand as undefeated champion of kwarruption. Time is ticking for all sha
Amotolongbo:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/08/15/corruption-do-your-job-without-fear-ganduje-tells-anti-graft-agency/amp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmad Supports Death Penalty For Blasphemy - 2015 Tweet Resurfaces by Startrap: 9:59pm On Aug 11, 2020
Chai!!! This one crack my ribs. Like he prefers to sell akara too
edoairways:
That suya seller will blindly dodge this

Politics › Re: Conditional Cash Transfer Begins In Lagos. Beneficiaries Receive N10,000 Each by Startrap: 9:01am On Aug 10, 2020
The social register is a recent compliation of APC members with their sympathetically impoverished relatives who are the population sample in grassroot.
Tyriq:
Do we have a national social register?
They should publish it let's see o
Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke: Yahoo Boys Have Become Role Models by Startrap: 8:44am On Aug 10, 2020
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by Startrap: 10:54pm On Aug 07, 2020
What if she declined even if he knelt down, who would be the real loser? Very sane decision by the dude.
Zzor:
hes the looser,good riddance
Health › Re: China Loan: Ameachi Challenges NASS To Publish Terms Of Agreement by Startrap: 10:18pm On Aug 01, 2020
Thanks for the admittance. Seems You are one of the people I have been praying for in this country. Pls tell me you have been born before or during PMB's military regime in the 80s
BlackfireX:
What was I thinking when I supported this this this imbeciles in 2015??

Was I bewitched or something??

Is this a dream??


Am I not a fooool to have voted for this chaos in 2015, and reenforced them in 2019??
Politics › Re: Lagos East By-Election: Tokunbo Abiru Nominated As Osinowo’s Replacement by Startrap: 10:37am On Jul 29, 2020
Na only Ambode dey Lagos. Kotide has come ni
thunder74:
Thought they said Ambode is coming... Believe anything APC at your own peril.
Crime › Re: 3 Men Who Gang-Rape Ladies With Toy Gun While Recording The Act In Ogun Arrested by Startrap: 9:44am On Jul 29, 2020
Welcome back from lockdown. We are missing your BBQ [quote author= post=92219392]They will all rot in hell[/quote]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Startrap: 5:53pm On Jul 21, 2020
Leave God out please.
officialchikzy0:
who is your bro? God is even afraid someone like you is calling His name, because, your family is full with ritualists, haggard woman's cunt, if I reply u again then I hv tym
Politics › Re: Tony Momoh: APC Has Five National Leaders, Not Just One by Startrap: 9:40pm On Jul 13, 2020
As minister of science n technology for 8 yrs, he is amongst the apc packaged easterner like Geoffrey Onyeama who is unbothered about zoning presidency to their zone after fulfilling their mandates in this administration.
RTSC:
The south east did not follow him to apc.

That is why.
Politics › Re: Magu: Prophet Omale Sues News Agency Of Nigeria For N1 Billion by Startrap: 8:12pm On Jul 13, 2020
Exactly my immediate observation that Ibrahim Magu is Christian, which holds alot of questions. In all, so divine hand ministry and its daddy GO's reputation is only worth 1 billion. that's the end game of scams. NAN is bigger than 1 billion and will be victorious since that's the most credible media house for FG after uncle lie lie's ministry . Turn up the heat
Onnasucs1:
Magu attends a church? cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Executes A Man For Drinking Alcohol by Startrap: 9:44pm On Jul 10, 2020
Absolutely extreme because in shariah, such offences attracts flogging or Max. Amputation because its not categorized as a major sin. A sinner can be redeemed and pardoned if genuinely, which is practicable in Islam. That execution has to do with state laws not Islamic jurisprudence.
RealEzee:
Huhhuh?
On top shayo?? Haaa this one strong oooo

I need someone who's Muslim to really clarify this, it seems extreme
Politics › Re: Obaseki Was Oshiomhole's Best Man At His Wedding To Iara (Throwback Photos) by Startrap: 10:57pm On Jul 06, 2020
Buhari's look reflects the beauty's disgust at kissing the beast
Charmingrascal:
So what?

What concerns me with his best man



PMB was the groom's father and party still scatter
Politics › Re: SON Introduces Production Authentication Mark On All Imported Products by Startrap: 10:06am On Jun 14, 2020
Did anybody pay attention to 'not more more than #50 per unit retail price'. Now what is imported in Nigeria that is below #50?[quote author=Kwanza post=90646047]PUBLIC NOTICE!!!

Introduction of Product Authentication Mark (PAM) on all imported products into Nigeria from January 2020, Procedure for obtaining PAM and Application of PAM on Certified Products.

https://twitter.com/SONNigeria/status/1272040617170931713?s=19[/quote]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Startrap: 11:27pm On Jun 06, 2020
Very true. My neighborhood friend informed me that a friend of his has been paid few months back without training but just a week spent for screenings with immediate Appt. Letter. let's keep calling God for his grace. Once there is life there is hope.
Zizo96:
You dey see something ba? Chai this country ehn. No be prison recruitment wey dem don dey untop am since 2018 April ??
Politics › Re: Tony Oneweek: "Why Didn't Police Investigate E-Money's Poverty?" by Startrap: 7:54pm On May 13, 2020
Tony 1 week sounds like lie lie Mohammed. See ice blings, Baggies, stunning shades, timbolo for feet and he is talking poverty at such vivid affluence. Give yourself sense jor. He is not a politician yet n he already has 6 blue berets around him inside life.
GamalNasser:
He was already rich in that pic , already had a hummer then

Foreign Affairs › Re: Thomas Thabane: Lesotho's 80-Year-Old PM To Step Down by Startrap: 6:52pm On May 08, 2020
M.Buhari can you see your mate....
No tell me can you see your mate!!!!!

Buhari nor get BC, they are not mates. Na him associate
Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints Suleiman Abba, Chairman Police Trust Fund BOT, Others by Startrap: 10:32pm On May 06, 2020
Now that govt. Just realized the need for the implementation of orosonye's report of 8 years ago on restructuring and merger of govt. agencies due to huge wastage coupled with today's harsh economic realities. No wonder *NIGERIAN NAIRA IS FAST BECOMING THE WEAKEST CURRENCY IN AFRICA”*

*South Africa: Rand 1= 79 Naira*

*Angola: 1 kwanza = 12 Naira*

*Botswana: 1 Pula = 28 Naira*

*Cape Verde: 1 Escudo = 8 Naira*

*Algeria: 1 Dinar = 12 Naira*

*Egypt: 1 Pound = 35 Naira*

*Eritrea: 1 Nakata = 18 Naira*

*Ethiopia: 1 Birr = 19 Naira*

*Ghana: 1 Cedi = 56 Naira*

*Gambia 1 Dalasi = 9 Naira*

*Kenya: 1 shilling = 6 Naira*

*Liberia: 1 Dinar = 8 Naira*

*Lesotho: 1 Loti = 19 Naira*

*Libya: 1 Dinar = 156 Naira*

*Morocco: 1 Dirham = 176 Naira*

*Madagascar: 1 Ariary = 14 Naira*

*Mauritius: 1 Rupee = 16 Naira*]

*Malawi: 1 kwacha = 21 Naira*

*Mozambique: 1 Metical = 24 Naira*

*Namibia: 1 Dollar = 32 Naira*

*Seychelles: 1 Rupee = 22 Naira*

*Sudan: 1 pound = 42 Naira*

*Swaziland: 1 Lilangeri = 19 Naira*

*Tunisia: 1 Dinar = 150 Naira*

*Zambia: 1 kwacha = 28 Naira*

*Putin (Russia): Lawyer*

*Trump (America): Economics degree*

*Merkel (Germany): PhD physical chemistry*

*Xi Jinping (China): Chemical engineering and Doctor of Law*

*Buhari (Nigeria): WAEC not found*

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