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RomanceRe: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by Startrap: 10:54pm On Aug 07, 2020
What if she declined even if he knelt down, who would be the real loser? Very sane decision by the dude.
Zzor:
hes the looser,good riddance
HealthRe: China Loan: Ameachi Challenges NASS To Publish Terms Of Agreement by Startrap: 10:18pm On Aug 01, 2020
Thanks for the admittance. Seems You are one of the people I have been praying for in this country. Pls tell me you have been born before or during PMB's military regime in the 80s
BlackfireX:
What was I thinking when I supported this this this imbeciles in 2015??

Was I bewitched or something??

Is this a dream??


Am I not a fooool to have voted for this chaos in 2015, and reenforced them in 2019??
PoliticsRe: Lagos East By-Election: Tokunbo Abiru Nominated As Osinowo’s Replacement by Startrap: 10:37am On Jul 29, 2020
Na only Ambode dey Lagos. Kotide has come ni
thunder74:
Thought they said Ambode is coming... Believe anything APC at your own peril.
CrimeRe: 3 Men Who Gang-Rape Ladies With Toy Gun While Recording The Act In Ogun Arrested by Startrap: 9:44am On Jul 29, 2020
Welcome back from lockdown. We are missing your BBQ
post=92219392:
They will all rot in hell
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Startrap: 5:53pm On Jul 21, 2020
Leave God out please.
officialchikzy0:
who is your bro? God is even afraid someone like you is calling His name, because, your family is full with ritualists, haggard woman's cunt, if I reply u again then I hv tym
PoliticsRe: Tony Momoh: APC Has Five National Leaders, Not Just One by Startrap: 9:40pm On Jul 13, 2020
As minister of science n technology for 8 yrs, he is amongst the apc packaged easterner like Geoffrey Onyeama who is unbothered about zoning presidency to their zone after fulfilling their mandates in this administration.
RTSC:
The south east did not follow him to apc.

That is why.
PoliticsRe: Magu: Prophet Omale Sues News Agency Of Nigeria For N1 Billion by Startrap: 8:12pm On Jul 13, 2020
Exactly my immediate observation that Ibrahim Magu is Christian, which holds alot of questions. In all, so divine hand ministry and its daddy GO's reputation is only worth 1 billion. that's the end game of scams. NAN is bigger than 1 billion and will be victorious since that's the most credible media house for FG after uncle lie lie's ministry . Turn up the heat
Onnasucs1:
Magu attends a church? cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Executes A Man For Drinking Alcohol by Startrap: 9:44pm On Jul 10, 2020
Absolutely extreme because in shariah, such offences attracts flogging or Max. Amputation because its not categorized as a major sin. A sinner can be redeemed and pardoned if genuinely, which is practicable in Islam. That execution has to do with state laws not Islamic jurisprudence.
RealEzee:
Huhhuh?
On top shayo?? Haaa this one strong oooo

I need someone who's Muslim to really clarify this, it seems extreme
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Was Oshiomhole's Best Man At His Wedding To Iara (Throwback Photos) by Startrap: 10:57pm On Jul 06, 2020
Buhari's look reflects the beauty's disgust at kissing the beast
Charmingrascal:
So what?

What concerns me with his best man



PMB was the groom's father and party still scatter
PoliticsRe: SON Introduces Production Authentication Mark On All Imported Products by Startrap: 10:06am On Jun 14, 2020
Did anybody pay attention to 'not more more than #50 per unit retail price'. Now what is imported in Nigeria that is below #50?[quote author=Kwanza post=90646047]PUBLIC NOTICE!!!

Introduction of Product Authentication Mark (PAM) on all imported products into Nigeria from January 2020, Procedure for obtaining PAM and Application of PAM on Certified Products.

https://twitter.com/SONNigeria/status/1272040617170931713?s=19[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Startrap: 11:27pm On Jun 06, 2020
Very true. My neighborhood friend informed me that a friend of his has been paid few months back without training but just a week spent for screenings with immediate Appt. Letter. let's keep calling God for his grace. Once there is life there is hope.
Zizo96:
You dey see something ba? Chai this country ehn. No be prison recruitment wey dem don dey untop am since 2018 April ??
PoliticsRe: Tony Oneweek: "Why Didn't Police Investigate E-Money's Poverty?" by Startrap: 7:54pm On May 13, 2020
Tony 1 week sounds like lie lie Mohammed. See ice blings, Baggies, stunning shades, timbolo for feet and he is talking poverty at such vivid affluence. Give yourself sense jor. He is not a politician yet n he already has 6 blue berets around him inside life.
GamalNasser:
He was already rich in that pic , already had a hummer then

Foreign AffairsRe: Thomas Thabane: Lesotho's 80-Year-Old PM To Step Down by Startrap: 6:52pm On May 08, 2020
M.Buhari can you see your mate....
No tell me can you see your mate!!!!!

Buhari nor get BC, they are not mates. Na him associate
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Appoints Suleiman Abba, Chairman Police Trust Fund BOT, Others by Startrap: 10:32pm On May 06, 2020
Now that govt. Just realized the need for the implementation of orosonye's report of 8 years ago on restructuring and merger of govt. agencies due to huge wastage coupled with today's harsh economic realities. No wonder *NIGERIAN NAIRA IS FAST BECOMING THE WEAKEST CURRENCY IN AFRICA”*

*South Africa: Rand 1= 79 Naira*

*Angola: 1 kwanza = 12 Naira*

*Botswana: 1 Pula = 28 Naira*

*Cape Verde: 1 Escudo = 8 Naira*

*Algeria: 1 Dinar = 12 Naira*

*Egypt: 1 Pound = 35 Naira*

*Eritrea: 1 Nakata = 18 Naira*

*Ethiopia: 1 Birr = 19 Naira*

*Ghana: 1 Cedi = 56 Naira*

*Gambia 1 Dalasi = 9 Naira*

*Kenya: 1 shilling = 6 Naira*

*Liberia: 1 Dinar = 8 Naira*

*Lesotho: 1 Loti = 19 Naira*

*Libya: 1 Dinar = 156 Naira*

*Morocco: 1 Dirham = 176 Naira*

*Madagascar: 1 Ariary = 14 Naira*

*Mauritius: 1 Rupee = 16 Naira*]

*Malawi: 1 kwacha = 21 Naira*

*Mozambique: 1 Metical = 24 Naira*

*Namibia: 1 Dollar = 32 Naira*

*Seychelles: 1 Rupee = 22 Naira*

*Sudan: 1 pound = 42 Naira*

*Swaziland: 1 Lilangeri = 19 Naira*

*Tunisia: 1 Dinar = 150 Naira*

*Zambia: 1 kwacha = 28 Naira*

*Putin (Russia): Lawyer*

*Trump (America): Economics degree*

*Merkel (Germany): PhD physical chemistry*

*Xi Jinping (China): Chemical engineering and Doctor of Law*

*Buhari (Nigeria): WAEC not found*
CrimeRe: Man Hits His New Born Baby On The Floor In Imo Because It’s Not A Boy by Startrap: 6:25pm On May 06, 2020
You go sabi read mind. That building that recently collapsed in the same state would have been his preferred choice to evaporate
boss1310:
the man should be thrown to the floor from a 10 storey building
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Startrap: 5:43pm On May 06, 2020
Sam Sam. Bah Labarin. Zarmah lafia kawai
b03liberty:
Hello great people... Akoi labari ni?
PoliticsRe: FFK: Comparing Buhari To OBJ Is Like Comparing Count Dracula To Mother Theresa by Startrap: 10:57pm On May 05, 2020
[quote author=GraGra247 post=89201448]A major difference is Obasanjo fought many wars outside nigeria like congo, sudan, liberia, sierra leone... while Buhari only fought wars inside Nigeria. BH, Fulani herdsmen, bandits, even media warfare ...
Not a fan of either though.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Startrap: 9:06am On May 04, 2020
Hi fellow nlers. A new strategy has been observed as I just received a call from this number 07041370608, instructing me to call one hon. James of FMARD on 07066236276. The initial caller asked if I was still in need of employment which I affirmed. He offered me a replacement into federal ministry of agriculture with a monthly salary of #215,000. I immediately reached out to hon. James who requested me to send him my bio data via text which will be used as replacement details and moreover, I can show appreciation to him after 2-3 months of earning my salary. According to them, this request is coming in now as a result of the ease of pandemic lockdown. Afterwards, he will provide details of how I can make payment of #18,500 for replacement form which will be obtained in my name from the ministry. I acknowledged and hung up. From the accent of both individuals, it was obvious they were Igbo men with thick coercive voices. I opened up truecaller to ascertain facts and the identity of the initiator says Scam and the honourable's identity is Alex Cynthia.


N.B:
No tribal troll please. Watchout, because I never publicly disclose my digits for any unjust contact. But only God knows where my number was sourced
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks NEMA DG, Maihaja, Appoints AVM Muhammed As Replacement by Startrap: 6:15am On May 03, 2020

PoliticsRe: Nigeria May Stop Oil Production If Price Crash Persists –NNPC by Startrap: 5:52pm On Apr 23, 2020
You seem more sound than the GMD of NNPC
NwaNimo1:
Production that should have been reduced months ago when Saudi and Russia started fighting....

Dullards...
CelebritiesRe: Fake Nude Photo: Tacha Blasts A Blackmailer Trying To Scam Her With Edited Pix by Startrap: 6:11am On Apr 22, 2020
N if she is not hardworking, na she be waya waya
Millenniumlady:
Men will always do anything to scam a lady once she's hard working.
PoliticsRe: Military Begins Final Offensive Against Boko Haram, ISWAP by Startrap: 6:47pm On Apr 20, 2020
Since this call for a final conquest is coming from the chief of defence staff, lets remain steadfast and hopefully grab victory for the first time in a decade. Remember say Chad don waka

Source: https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/04/20/military-begins-final-offensive-against-boko-haram-iswap/[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Repel Boko Haram Attacks On Geidam, Yobe by Startrap: 3:56pm On Apr 20, 2020
Is our military now supplying nysc jungle boots to bh militants
Mace0lane:
Foolish soldier, when will this fools take the battle to boko haram. Close to 8 years with trillions of naira wasted on the foolishness of repelling a ragtag militia instead of anihalating the lunatics. Never seen a bigger coward than Burutai for a general in my entire life.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Now Doing Calculation Spending (Photo) by Startrap: 2:33pm On Apr 20, 2020
You dey mind am, na spending calculations dem dey dey
jumper524:
So u weren't calculating your spendings while spending tax payers money??

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