₦airaland Forum

pimplucious:
This is awesome.

PunkyOh:
LMFAO. But that's the thing, I don't fùck them. They're not my type. Sorry.

eshbeewanna:
It is very obvious that some nigerians don't want this nation to progress due to their corrupt attitude or hatred for President Muhammadu Buhari just because he is a Northerner.However,God does not have intrest in our tribalistic behaviours but he cares about our sincerity of heart and purpose to make things rigth.That is why he gave us GMB to lead us to the promise land.Nigeria. Should please stop all this hate talk and let us pray and support the new President afterall if he performs well we all benefit from it.God help us.Ameeeeen!

Marvin67:
APC should just forget Rivers and tell Amaechi to move on. The truth is Amaechi is very popular in Rivers, but he's popular for the wrong reason. People see him as a betrayal to a fellow Niger Deltan. The context in Rivers wasn't between PDP and APC (APC is almost non-existent in Rivers, because the entire political machinery in Rivers is PDP). The context was between the entire PDP machinery against Amaechi. There was no way Amaechi would have gotten anything out of the Rivers battle.

I'm not denying that there were no irregulaties. Yes, there were irregularities, but the truth is a party can only rig an election where it is the most popular party. I think the irregularities was not to make PDP win, (PDP would surely win Rivers), the irregularities were simply to pass some messages to Amaechi that he's not as popular as he think is, he doesn't have the love of the people as much as he thinks, and he doesn't have control of the state as much as he thinks he does.

MissTechy:
If you are an active reader on MissTechy .com you'd remember when I asked if you had what it took to work at Google, In my opinion, if you can work at Google, you can work anywhere – here’s something similar to that.

I saw this Interview Questions on Glassdoor and I just felt it might be very useful to some of us given that most companies especially in Nigeria like copying these big tech guys. We all know that Apple is one of the biggest Tech companies in the World and to get a job there wouldn’t be so easy.

Glassdoor decided to make this easy by providing some questions Apple Inc uses to select their employees – I would be revealing 3 questions here that I feel are more brain tasking and require more brain knowledge. Is your brain equipped to answer these Apple’s Job Interview Questions? If Yes? Let’s do this











So who can answer any?

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goldfish80:
LOL.. That was my first camera phone back in 2005

sammieguze:
Food biz.

Anything that has to do with food processing be it agricultural or otherwise.

Not everybody is internet savvy, not everybody buys clothes, not everybody builds house but.... No matter how rich you are, you wount eat your money. And no matter how poor you are, you must eat @ least once in a day.

Moreover.... food products is the only product people buy on impulse e.g. Plantain chips, chin chin, snacks....etc. Not necessarily coz u re hungry. Might be coz of the neat and delicious way such food was presented.

And did i mention the fact that the government at all levels support this type of business?

We av agricultural loans and grants, youwin programme, bank of industry. Bank of agriculture etc...

In Summary, start food processing and be innovative in your packaging and you re good to go

Johngreat:
still cruising with Glo 1k for 3G, subscription code...BBCMONTH to 777
Please am using Glo 1k for 3GB but subscription code is SOMONTH to. 777 using my Q10 BlackBerry no tweak required but please what do you think is the difference with yours BBCMONTH.Let me know please.

Obiagelli:
This guy must have really performed to keep his seat, this will likely be the only pdp state in the entire North.

ULSHERLAN:
What is d name of the prophet that said El Rufai wont win for abusing Jesus.?

Too much fake prophecies for this year...

exceptionalhim:
PSALM 74 VS 13-14

Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters. Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.

This Scripture is pointing to or directed at some demons in the waters. Consider


ISAIAH 27 VS 1

In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent: and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.


The LORD in this Bible verse is giving an order for the serpent, dragon and the leviathan, all sea monsters, to be judged.

The LORD himself refers to this demon as a piercing serpent and a crooked serpent. Of all the atrocities and manipulations perpetrated by some spirits in human life, these group of demons are known to have done much.

The earth is composed of 70% water therefore the population of water spirits is much more than other known spirits. Most powers that exists on earth have root in the marine kingdom, even, most witchcraft practised by people is drawn from occult bases in the marine kingdom. Marine spirits are serpents in nature; there are also some that are dragons and there is also the leviathan which is very crooked.

They are fierce and bad-tempered. They initiate marital discord and marital disharmony in homes.

Marine spirits are extremely seductive, I mean dangerously seductive that in places where they are entrenched there is high rate of lesbianism, sexual immorality, occultism, even mild pornography. Extreme sexual desire happens to their captives making them sex slaves and subjected to the opposite sex.

They control money just to make men come to them for it. They are behind artificial beauty products and cosmetics: weavon, wigs, hair attachments, and they also distributes many products to the markets that men use everyday. They are terrible and they kill anyone who is not strong in the Lord and attacks them. They are the causes of many marital fatalities.


ACTIVITIES OF MARINE SPIRITS

A. EVIL DEDICATION: In some places, babies are dedicated to river spirits at infants and people dedicated themselves to them consciously. Offering goods, sacrifices or other things to the river spirits also leads to evil dedication and evil agreement. This is also initiation.


2. EVIL MARRIAGES: When evil dedication is contracted somebody becomes one with them and is caused to marry a spirit in their kingdom. This causes marital failure, poverty, inability to move forward, lust and spiritual sex partner that some people called spirit husband and spirit wife, soul trading and financial misappropriation and stagnation.


3. ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES: Most especially tracking equipments, war machines and advanced medical technologies. They have human agents through whom these technologies are introduced to earth.


3. They strengthen occult institutions to use it to create a form of Christianity that will not take one to heaven but hell.


5. They are everywhere disguised as young men and women living among human beings.


CONQUERING MARINE SPIRITS

1. Break every covenant with them (Every covenant with marine spirits, break in the name of Jesus)

2. Break every evil dedication to them (Every dedication to marine spirits and marine kingdom, break in the name of Jesus)

3. Break every agreement with them (Every agreement with marine spirits, break in Jesus name)

4. Re over everything they have stolen from you.

5. Give: They are naturally stingy and withholds good things from people. Giving generously and cheerfully to God and people will break their influence over your finances

6. Always pray using the word of God.

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Sodiq3:
This man changed his polling unit in the last presidential election in order not to be humiliated like 2011 election where he lost his main polling unit. A vote for Yero is a vote for Namadi because the present Heavy-billboard and poster governor is a stooge to the clueless Sambo.
Sambo is so irrelevant and political useless in Kaduna state that the people just dislike him for reasons known to them. Kaduna people will indeed make another history today by uninstalling the No visible project governor and elect Project-driven Mallam El-rufai.

pmc01:
FACTS ABOUT AFRICA

1. The Gambia has only one university.

2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only spanish speaking country.

3. South Africa is the most visited African country.

4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.

5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of all time, he received about
£350,000 weekly in Russia in 2011.

6. A person from Botswana is called a Motswana, the plural is Batswana.

7. A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho.

8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien.

8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a Burkinabe.

9. Nigeria has won more football cups than England.

10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the world’s most
educated President with 7 degrees, two of them are Masters.

11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.

12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goalscorer in European competition.

13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most visited city in Africa.

14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for Àlgeria, but the selector rejected him, saying they are already many
players like him in the team.

15. President Jacob Zuma was given a special award by Fifa for refereeing
on Robben Island during his years as a political prisoner.

16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for 11 years for fighting for freedom.

17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State.
He was born in 1924.

18. The Seychelles are the most educated Africans. Seychelles’ literacy
rates (Adult: 92%, Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult: 91.2%,Youth: 99%).

19. Rwanda is a better country for gender equality than England and USA.

20. Somalia got its first ATM on October 7, 2014.

21. South Africa has the most Grammy award winners in Africa.

22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.

23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than China’s.

24. Eritrea’s President, Isaias Afwerki is the least richest President in Africa.

25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent country, it has existed for over 3,000 years without being colonised.

26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th and last Emperor of Ethiopia.

27. Nigeria has the most monarchs in the world.

28. Angola has more Portuguese speakers than Portugal.

29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled Angola since 1979.

30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo is Africa’s longest serving
Head of State. He has ruled Equatorial Guinea since August 3, 1979 when he overthrew his uncle, Francisco Nguema. His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue is his Vice President and will succeed him if he
resigns. He started ruling Dos Santo

31. George Weah of Liberia is the first man to win World, European and African footballer of the year in the same year.

32. Swaziland is the only remaining absolute mornach in the world.

33. The Gambia is the smallest country in Africa followed by Swaziland.

34. King Sobhuza ll of Swaziland took the longest time in reigning
Swaziland, 62 years as he was crowned in 1921 and died in August 1982 at
the age of 83 years.

34.1. King Sobhuza II of swaziland, married 70 wives, who gave him 210
children between 1920 and 1970.

35. Zimbabwe is the only country in the world were almost everyone was a
billionaire at one point.
PPP wow

https://m.facebook.com/Africa2point0/photos/a.330177397056909.73391.293500594057923/813837598690884/?type=1&refid=52&__tn__=C

cc: Lalasticlala

mytime24:
Kk, bt i thought men are nt suppose to put on cap inside church

new2020:
The biggest political fight ever witnessed in the history of Nigeria will happen under GMB administration. Why? Interests. A lot of people with strong differences worked for the victory and will be demanding their pound of flesh..already happening. Tinubu's list is outrageous by Northerners...you want petroleum, finance and justice? Haba Tinubu show mercy! Atiku has not sent his list yet. OBJ I believe has sent his. Rotimi is preparing his. Saraki is waiting to send his. Abubakar Audu's list was dead on arrival. Rochas' list is missing. So with many more. Is this the change people asked for? This is business as usual perhaps more disastrous. Lastly, Northerners will not and will never allow Tinubu to dictate a script for Buhari. If you think Yaradua's cabal was brazen, wait for Buhari's cabal. The movie has just begun.

I like Buhari as a person but don't like the people sorrounding him...Gov.Lamido.

fatdon2:
Op you can also slove mine.

quicyvictor:
Petrichor - You know that smell after the first rains (especially after a long day summer)? That smell is called petrichor. Petri means relating to rocks and chor means the blood of the Gods

Schadenfreude - It’s the pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. No matter how pure-hearted you are you know you have had the feeling of schadenfreude.

Dysania – Dysania is state of having a hard time waking up and getting out of bed in the morning. So the feeling you have every single morning.

Numinous - An adjective which means filled with or characterized by a sense of a supernatural presence. Anything you think is possessed or even blessed by God is numinous.

Palindrome – A palindrome is a word, phrase, number, or other sequence of characters which reads the same backward or forward. Like Lion oil or the word poop. Though it isn’t an official word Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes which is itself a palindrome.

Semordnilap – Semordnilaps (also called Heteropalindromes or Anadromes) are words which, when reversed, are still valid words but not the same as the original word. Examples you ask?
Diaper-Repaid
Live – Evil
Desserts – stressed
Palindromes – Semordnilap (That really ingenious if you ask me.

Mamihlapinatapai – This word has actually won a world record for “most succinct word”. It is also one of the hardest words to translate. It allegedly refers to “a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will offer something that they both desire but are unwilling to suggest or offer themselves.” I guess an example will be two kids who have a crush on each other and want to be in a relationship but doesn’t know the other person likes him/her

Aglet – I learned this word from a fantastic show called Phineas and Ferb(excellent cartoon) They had a song about it. Aglet refers to that plastic thing at the end of your shoe lace. Phineas and Ferb song

Acatalepsy – It means “incomprehensibility of things”. The Pyrrhonians(group of skeptic philosophers) who attempted to show that humans can never know anything for a fact. But really, can you know something as a fact without actually assuming anything?

Zugzwang – It’s a situation where you have to do something but it would be better for you if you didn’t do anything. It is generally associated with chess where you would rather pass than play a move.(You can’t pass in chess.)

Barm – It’s the foam or froth you see on beer or wine. Next time someone says “Don’t give me any froth,” while he pours you a cold one tell him what it’s really called

Floccinaucinihilipilification – The action or habit of estimating something as worthless. This word is the longest unchallenged nontechnical word. The chemical word for titin is longest word (debated) , it is 189,819 letters long.

Contronym – A contronym is a when a word has two meanings and they are opposites of each other. Ofcourse, you want examples.

Left- remaining, departed.
How may cookies do you have left?
None,he left with the cookies.

Rent – buy use of, sell use of
He was looking to rent he room out for some extra cash.
She got wanted to rent a room for a few days.

Variety – one type, many types
Alphonso is a variety of mangoes.
The store has a variety of mangoes

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – The fear of long words. Yeah, I know. English is a cruel language.

Phobophobia – The fear of developing a fear. Probably the most ironic word in English language.


Hierophilia – Hierophilia refers to sexual urges, preferences or fantasies involving sacred or religious objects. I swear some people act like they have this.



Emetophilia – Emetophilia is deriving sexual pleasure from vomit. There are different instances, several of which are:
1) Hearing someone vomit
2) Seeing someone vomit
3) Being vomited on
4) Vomiting on someone else
5) Vomiting alone
Emetophilia is not only about being vomited on. It can also just be sights and sounds


http://askusque.com/2015/02/17-awesome-words-may-know/

ArodeTsolaye:
A guardian reader Arinze Nwosu says and i quote-

"No regrets rejecting the APC at the polls by the South East.

North West did not vote Jonathan in 2011, yet they got Speaker House of Reps, Defence minister, National security Adviser, Inspector General of Police, External affairs minister, Education minister, Chief Justice of Federation etc."

The immediate future will prove if the "equity, fairness and justice" we chorus in our anthems are just mere musical verses.

BashMe1:
Av small sense if not full sense dat can at least make u reason like a sane person some bit... what Buhari had done 4 Nigeria in d name of fighting 4 d country, Jonathan Hasn't done quater of it. Dis is a man dat studied both in d UK & USA, hw cud he not av had Certificate. U Mumu o & Hw can u not kno' ur d one fooling ursef? u dis Orubebe

alaoeri:
The bird is trying hard to change song, FFK your political sojourn is over & safe journey into political oblivion.

sexymoma:
JUST CHECKING MY MEMORY CARD

*Buhari will die before the Election - Ayo Fayose

*Buhari is brain dead - Mama Peace

*If APC survives till October 2014, call me a bastard.- Doyin Okupe

*Mark my words, It will not happen for Buhari to rule Nigeria. - Doyin Okupe.
If APC wins, I will go on exile. - Bode George.

*Buhari can never win in Yorubaland. - Gani Adams.

*Jonathan will shock APC with defeat. - FFK

*If Jonathan loses, we would set Nigeria on fire. - Asari Dokubo.

*We instigated the 6 weeks postponement so that Jonathan can win. - Fasehun

*I will deliver 1 million votes to Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko

*We shall deliver the South West votes to Jonathan. - Afenifere

*Tinubu is no longer a force in the South West. - Yinka Odumakin.

*Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my mother. - Fayose

*Jonathan already has Lagos votes. - Musiliu

They are all what they call themselves. What a funny life

irunoobo:
[b]This election is not about GEJ been scammed in southwest or not. The people of the SW and north spoke the truth with their votes. It is unfortunate the Igbos made a wrong political gamble by supporting GEJ even though he failed woefully and did nothing tangible for their region. They failed to forget the past and embrace national unity hence their political decisions has always damaged their chances of having a major political influence or relevance in the Nigerian system.

There were so many indications that Jonathan was going to lose - He prepared late; he was careful with the timing of his declaration, when body language showed he was interested. He had no message for the people. All I heard were trains and fertilizers, YouWin, benin-Ore road and SureP(Really?) for 6 years. His campaign strategies reeled of derogatory statements and unnecessary personality attacks instead of concrete manifestos. APC employed consultants, PDP employed losers (FFKs, Okupe, Abati, Reuben, TANs etc). Jonathan heated the polity with ethnic-religious campaign strategies, jumping from one church to another; what do you think the Muslims would do? His wife continued to make derogatory statements against the North calling them names for making babies they can't cater for and insulting them with the constant mention of Almajiri schools. He was deceived by his aides , greedy people around him and he became a sectional leader. He was a bad product and I made mention of this regularly, a bad product never sells.

So I would say he scammed himself, he deceived himself by running to the south west bribing kings for endorsements as if the masses don't know what they really want.


He has successfully created a divide along tribal, religious and ethnic line all around the country and it will take a massive national reorientation to restore our national unity.

I will not pat him at the back for conceding defeat cos he already knew what awaits him if he acted on the contrary. He was part of the crew that ousted Gbagbo and he is fully aware of the watchful eyes of the ICC and instead of spending the rest of his life in jail like Gbagbo, he chose to return to Otueke to enjoy his loot in peace.

Gej should have won this elections easily if he had the interest of the masses at heart. He will forever live with the stigma of the first incumbent president to be ousted in Nigeria.[/b]

cycline404:
Baba Nigerians voted you in.
Please try all the best you could.
GEJ was a good man but he surround himself with lots of bad people.
Also BABA control the mouth of your wife, especially in the public affair.
BABA, please bring back war against indiscipline
BABA, please let this government be a democracy
BABA please, 4-years is a long time for you to fix things well.
Baba if you dont do well Nigerians will change you, until we get who we want.

BABA!! This wasnt rigging We all voted for you both from home and abroad....


Baba Congratulations!!!
Sai Professor!
Please work well with your Oga!!

SmooshCHN:
Most people thought this day will never come. Here it is. Some people around me crying foul saying shït pouring their frustration cos their Tribalism did not favour them. Kudos to Nigerians who voted with their HEADS AND NOT THEIR HEARTS.

We believe in Buhari to deliver his best in the interest of Nigeria's progress.

If you truly love Nigeria, you won't care if A Christian or Muslim rules, if A Southerner or Northerner wins. If the Southerner doesn't perform, then we pick the available promising candidate.

Pls Tanoids, get over the result. High Blood Pressure is Real devote that energy into positive change and pray for the Progress of Nigeria.

Ishilove:
So after all the mouth they've been making they know how to congratulate? They were acting as if the presidency is their birthright, yet barely 2hours later, they're singing a new tune and sending hypocritical congratulatory messages.

How fickle. This is a lesson to all. They'll love you when you're in power and abandon you when they're done with you.