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groovy400: I am a banker and my ears have grown dull from hearing this popular line from my female dates "Bankers are stingy!".

I am begining to wonder if girls simply go into relationships because they need a dude to pay theirs bills and slap them with wads of cash whenever they snap their fingers! How on earth can a girl with self respect and self worth go all out to make silly statements about members of a profession being stingy.

I think I some girls (the culpable ones) need to be told some basic truth which I percive they are oblivious of:

1. Using that line simply suggests that u lack self esteem. A woman with self esteem wouldn't go round town seeking a dude to pay her bills. I am not your father, wanting to date you doesn't mean am adopting you as a daughther. Who pays the bills of your male peer?

2. Using the stingy line is an attempt to blackmail. It no longer works! Its a stale trick. Try something new.

3. If u expect bankers to slap you with wads of cash cos he digs u, u r making a big mistake. I don't see dudes of other professions doing that! So why expect that from bankers?

4. All the cash u see at d bank is accounted for. We don't have access to it.

5. Bankers are not ATMs! If u need cash you can simply wip out your debit cards and walk over to the ATM next door.

6. Some of us pay more cash shortages than what we earn as our monthly pay! How do u expect a dude in this position to be so "generous"?

7. We love our jobs and wouldn't steal or live above our means in order to satisfy your money tisty appettite.

8. The profession is over rated!!!!!!

tintingz: LMFAO! can you show me where Jesus wash a woman's feet, carry her, hug her, cook for her, go to farm for her, buy things for her etc in that your bible. . .since Jesus is a bachelor all his life time how can i get a marraige/family example from him, how do i know the way i should treat my woman from him. . .the muslims knows better in family guides(respect for women) than the christians do

Timijo: http://voices.yahoo.com/10-things-man-his-wife-all-time-3924044.html

ryback: Digestion Tip #1: Lemons
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Food is digested more efficiently if it's around body temperature; therefore, cold fluid can slow down the digestive processes. If you must drink while eating, try hot water or herbal teas. Caffeine can cause excess production of HCl so should be avoided, as should alcohol.

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shyna501: Bt dnt 4get dat som gurlz wil tel Ʊ 2 wait Ä♌ð dey'll b doin' it wit anoda guy.. Wot do we do abt dat?

Saintsquare: Correct,but guys believe once a gal start demanding,she must pay back in kind.Some gals aren't helping matter @ all by discouraging guys who are yet to make it.Most gals go for features and not future.

saddler: Can any good news come out of this country?especially Uniport?

fittty: Since this incident happened I've pondered and wondered what could have gone wrong that the four boys weren't bold enough to talk and challenge those who beat and paraded them in public, leading them to where they were eventually killed.
Now the whole issue is clearer; the boys "ignorantly" got themselves involved with a cultist who operates with a gun, all in a bid to get their money back from a debtor.Below is what actually happened according to an insider....
An indigene of Aluu owed Ugo some money and had vowed not to pay back. Ugo who was popularly known as Tipsy had gone to meet with a fearless University guy (name withheld) to help them track the debtor who had been on the run.

‘Mr Fearless guy’ (a cultist) who was feared by many in the school ad accepted to accompany his friends to get the debtor tracked down in exchange for a percentage of the debt.

They were joined by their room-mate, Chidiaka. On their way to the place, they met one of their friend, Tekena, who knew nothing about the plan, and he joined, just for the hype as is normal with young boys of juvenile age.
That made 5 boys - Ugo, Lloyd, Chidiaka, Tekena and ‘Mr Fearless Guy’ that got to the debtor’s compound. Unknown to the other four, ‘Mr Fearless Guy’ who was contracted to intimidate the debtor just to get the money paid, went with a gun.
When they got to the debtor’s house around 12am, a fight ensued, as the debtor confronted them. A next door neighbour, a woman started shouting on top of her voice, that they were thieves, attracting other bad boys around the area, whom were mainly “vikings”, the rival cult group of the one on contract.

They swung into action by tipping the vigilante group who confronted the boys, referring to them as thieves. In the process of beating the boys, while they were trying to prove their innocence, the fifth boy, ‘Mr Fearless Guy’, who is a cultist, brought out his gun to scare the people, and he escaped, leaving the rest four at the mercy of the villagers.
The explanation they tried to give fell on the community’s deaf ears as the people insisted they must be killed....and unfortunately they were lynched!

Note:- this story is an eyewitness account from the 5th boy who escaped. He narrated this to Ugo and Lloyd’s friend who has pleaded that his identity be kept secrete

fittty: Since this incident happened I've pondered and wondered what could have gone wrong that the four boys weren't bold enough to talk and challenge those who beat and paraded them in public, leading them to where they were eventually killed.
Now the whole issue is clearer; the boys "ignorantly" got themselves involved with a cultist who operates with a gun, all in a bid to get their money back from a debtor.Below is what actually happened according to an insider....
An indigene of Aluu owed Ugo some money and had vowed not to pay back. Ugo who was popularly known as Tipsy had gone to meet with a fearless University guy (name withheld) to help them track the debtor who had been on the run.

‘Mr Fearless guy’ (a cultist) who was feared by many in the school ad accepted to accompany his friends to get the debtor tracked down in exchange for a percentage of the debt.

They were joined by their room-mate, Chidiaka. On their way to the place, they met one of their friend, Tekena, who knew nothing about the plan, and he joined, just for the hype as is normal with young boys of juvenile age.
That made 5 boys - Ugo, Lloyd, Chidiaka, Tekena and ‘Mr Fearless Guy’ that got to the debtor’s compound. Unknown to the other four, ‘Mr Fearless Guy’ who was contracted to intimidate the debtor just to get the money paid, went with a gun.
When they got to the debtor’s house around 12am, a fight ensued, as the debtor confronted them. A next door neighbour, a woman started shouting on top of her voice, that they were thieves, attracting other bad boys around the area, whom were mainly “vikings”, the rival cult group of the one on contract.

They swung into action by tipping the vigilante group who confronted the boys, referring to them as thieves. In the process of beating the boys, while they were trying to prove their innocence, the fifth boy, ‘Mr Fearless Guy’, who is a cultist, brought out his gun to scare the people, and he escaped, leaving the rest four at the mercy of the villagers.
The explanation they tried to give fell on the community’s deaf ears as the people insisted they must be killed....and unfortunately they were lynched!

Note:- this story is an eyewitness account from the 5th boy who escaped. He narrated this to Ugo and Lloyd’s friend who has pleaded that his identity be kept secrete

azpekuliar: If you SUDDENLY sight it, drive right into it while slowing down. Seen avoidable accidents and needless deaths occur just because the driver tried to dodge a pothole he sighted late. Better to end up with damaged rims, suspensions and shocks, than end up in the morgue.

jude33084: That's Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† they want Ť☺ emphasize na,...τhe HEAD butt

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Gabriel_sylar: Psalm 91
King James Version (KJV)
91 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.

5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Lady Winona: I'm sorry that you have to go thru this but like someone said earlier, it's really not the end of the world. I'm a doctor and I've worked in HIV clinic for over a year. All I can tell u now, is that there is still no known cure for HIV so pls don't believe people who will come with their herbal mixtures or pastors claiming they can heal everything, cos we've lost a lot of patients that way. I guess the first thing u shld do is to go to a government hospital and register. There, you would be tested for CD4 count, Full blood count, hepatitis B, kidney function test, liver function test, chest x ray and some might want to rule out tuberculosis. If ur CD4 count is above 350cells/ul, u wld be advised to live a healthy lifestyle with protected sex and all since u won't be needing the drugs yet. If however, it is below that, u will be started on the popular first line drugs which are zidovudine, nevirapine and lamivudine. Now, this is where it gets tricky, if by chance, u fail to take ur drugs regularly or succumb to fraudsters who claim that they can cure HIV hence stopping ur drugs, ur HIV will become resistant to the drUgs u re taking, similar to how malaria is now resistant to chloroquine due to abuse of the drugs, if this happens and I pray that it doesn't, u wld be switched to 2nd line anti HIV drugs which is not only rare and limited to procure but has more side effects. If u fail at that too, then the prognosis is indeed poor as it's safe to say at this point that ur fate is sealed cos the third line drugs are not available in Nigeria and is insanely expensive and not free like the others. Also, apart from the HIV drugs, u need to take septrin daily to ward off some diseases that are linked to AIDS, so it's impt u don't play with that too. Taking my time to tell u this as I'm sure u'll get to know as time goes on. Good luck and God bless.

Euroclydon: Hey, if you aint patient enough to read thru this bulk,then there is no point starting in the first place...Cheers!

Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes...

MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much of A Nice Guy
Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted to nice guys?
Of course you have.
Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date jerks but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU.
What's going on here?
It's actually very simple...
Women don't base their choices of men on how nice a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them.
And guess what?
Being nice doesn't make a woman feel that powerful attraction.
And being nice doesn't make a woman choose you.
I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to accept... but you need to get over it if you want to change how women respond to you.


MISTAKE #2: Trying To "Convince" Her To Like You
What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they really like... but she's just not interested?
Right! They try to "convince" the woman to feel differently.
Well, I have news for you... YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN "FEELS" WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION!
Never, ever, ever!
You cannot convince a woman to feel differently about you with logic and reasoning.
Think about it.
If a woman doesn't "feel it" for you, how in the world do you expect to change that feeling by being reasonable with her?
But we all do it.
When a woman just isn't interested, we beg, plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind.
Bad idea. One that will never work.


MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission
In our desire to please women, which we mistakenly think will make them like us, us guys are always doing things to get a woman's approval or permission.
Another HORRIBLE idea.
Women are never attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them... ever.
Don't get me wrong here.
You don't have to treat women badly for them to like you.
But if you think that treating a woman well means "always getting her approval and permission for things," think again.
You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval.
Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if Wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her...


MISTAKE #4: Trying To Buy Her Affection With Food And Gifts
How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her reject you for someone who didn't treat her even half as well as you did?
If you're like me, then you've had it happen A LOT.
Well guess what?
It's only natural when this happens...
That's right, I said natural.
When you do these things, you send a clear message:
"I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection."
Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as manipulation.


MISTAKE #5: Sharing How You Feel Too Early In The Relationship With Her
Another huge, and unfortunate, mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they feel too early on.
Attractive women are rare.
And they get a LOT of attention from men.
Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another all the time by men.
An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translates into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month.
And guess what?
Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men.
That's right. They have experience.
They know what to expect.
And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, really like you" after one or two dates.
This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast... and can't control themselves.
Don't do it. Lean back. Relax.
There's a much better way...


MISTAKE #6: Not Getting How Attraction Works For Women
Women are VERY different from men when it comes to attraction.
You need to accept this fact, and deal with it.
When a man sees a beautiful woman, he instantly feels a sexual attraction.
But does the same apply for women?
Do women feel sexual attraction to men based mostly on looks? Or is something else going on?
Well, after studying this topic for over ten full years now, I can tell you that women usually have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things other than looks.
Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around?
Think about it.
Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men... and they're more attracted to the way a man makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone.
If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a beautiful young woman.
But it's not an accident.
You have to learn how to do this.
But the great news is...
ANY guy can learn to do it.
If you'd like a FAST, SUCCESS-GUARANTEED lesson on making women start paying attention to you (without YOU ever having to say a word, or the woman even REALIZING why she's suddenly feeling it for you)



MISTAKE #7: Thinking That It Takes Money And Looks
One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started... because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money... or guys who are a certain height... or guys who are a certain age.
And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things.
But MOST women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks.
There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet...
And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys.
YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome.
Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, confident young woman.


MISTAKE #8: Giving Away All Of Your Power To Women
Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission.
Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys use is giving away their power to women.
Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants.
Another bad idea...
Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can walk all over... Women aren't attracted to Wussies!


MISTAKE #9: Not Knowing Exactly What To Do In Each Type Of Situation With Women
Now I'm going to blow your mind...
A woman ALWAYS knows what you're thinking.
Women are approximately TEN TIMES better than men at reading body language. That's ten times!
I know, it might be hard to believe. But for example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it.
And if you don't know exactly what to do and exactly HOW to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won't help!
And this goes for ALL aspects of women and dating...
Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her... everything.
If you don't know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw it up... and LOSE EVERYTHING.
And you KNOW it.
It is vitally important that you know exactly how to go from one step to the next with a woman... from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom.


MISTAKE #10: Not Getting Help
This is the biggest mistake of all.
This is the mistake that keeps most men from ever having the kind of success with women that they truly want.
I know, guys don't like to make themselves look weak or helpless. We don't like to ask for help.
Hey, I've been there myself.
Let me tell you a little about me and how I figured out how to be successful with women...
About ten years ago, I became fed up with the fact that I didn't know how to approach, meet, and get dates with women that I was attracted to.
It frustrated the hell out of me.
One night I was out with a friend, and I saw a woman I wanted to ask out, but I just couldn't get up the nerve to do it. I can still remember that night... right on the spot I made the decision to do whatever it took to learn how to be successful with women and dating.
Well, after a lot of hard work and trying all kinds of crazy things, I finally figured it all out.
I can now approach just about any woman and get her number almost instantly. I've dated models, I've dated actresses, and I've dated nice, normal, regular girls as well.
It has been a very rewarding experience. I no longer feel that sick, insecure feeling... like I don't know how to meet women... and I might wind up alone.
I know that anytime, anywhere, I can go out and meet attractive women.


-David DeAngelo
http://www.doubleyourdating.ca/articles/0011-ten-mistakes-guys-make-with-women.htm

sanchez4eva: This is why Nigeria will never progress....we always attribute everytin to demonic attack...if u do your research u will find out that sleep paralysis is actually a protective mechanism initiated by the brain to prevent us from acting our dreams...like kicking or jumping out of bed...it occurs in the last stage of sleep known as REM or rapid eye movement sleep...Just stop being afraid because it is a normal process...it may occur often if you sleep on your back so start sleeping on your side and do not eat heavily before sleeping...Dr Okonjo

Ricky_Ross: Most Ghanaian ladies will do anything to have a Nigerian boyfriend r husband. I myself married a pretty Ghanaian and her friends always tell me to take them to Nigeria and hook them up with 9ja men. I dont know what these girls see in Nigerian men? Probably its bc most Nigerian men in Ghana are richer than their Ghana counterparts, and the ghana dudes lack swag and they are mostly short, dark, and poor.

These short Ghana boys hate Nigerians so much because they say Nigerians control their economy and come all the way from Nigeria to phuckk the few beautiful ghana girls. This is why they come here on Nairaland to run their mouths in anger and jealousy.

Mszel is more or less a whoreee, everyone in Ghana knows how cheap she is. Msbel was supposed to marry a 9ja guy few years ago, the sharp 9ja guy dumped her when he discovered the sluutt is dating/ forking plenty other guys. As for Ice Prince, abeg phuckk them bitchesss well well but remember to wear your condommss.

Shaw007: dont mind them!! Otumfcuk,petrodullard and co are clear examples of hOw extreme inferiority complex can be

Ricky_Ross: Most Ghanaian ladies will do anything to have a Nigerian boyfriend r husband. I myself married a pretty Ghanaian and her friends always tell me to take them to Nigeria and hook them up with 9ja men. I dont know what these girls see in Nigerian men? Probably its bc most Nigerian men in Ghana are richer than their Ghana counterparts, and the ghana dudes lack swag and they are mostly short, dark, and poor.

These short Ghana boys hate Nigerians so much because they say Nigerians control their economy and come all the way from Nigeria to phuckk the few beautiful ghana girls. This is why they come here on Nairaland to run their mouths in anger and jealousy.

Mszel is more or less a whoreee, everyone in Ghana knows how cheap she is. Msbel was supposed to marry a 9ja guy few years ago, the sharp 9ja guy dumped her when he discovered the sluutt is dating/ forking plenty other guys. As for Ice Prince, abeg phuckk them bitchesss well well but remember to wear your condommss.

Ricky_Ross: Most Ghanaian ladies will do anything to have a Nigerian boyfriend r husband. I myself married a pretty Ghanaian and her friends always tell me to take them to Nigeria and hook them up with 9ja men. I dont know what these girls see in Nigerian men? Probably its bc most Nigerian men in Ghana are richer than their Ghana counterparts, and the ghana dudes lack swag and they are mostly short, dark, and poor.

These short Ghana boys hate Nigerians so much because they say Nigerians control their economy and come all the way from Nigeria to phuckk the few beautiful ghana girls. This is why they come here on Nairaland to run their mouths in anger and jealousy.

Mszel is more or less a whoreee, everyone in Ghana knows how cheap she is. Msbel was supposed to marry a 9ja guy few years ago, the sharp 9ja guy dumped her when he discovered the sluutt is dating/ forking plenty other guys. As for Ice Prince, abeg phuckk them bitchesss well well but remember to wear your condommss.

Missy_B: https://www.africanmoviesnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Bimbo-Akintola.jpg

"I will be 70 and still be single if I do not believe honestly that I have found the right person. We are all on earth as individuals. Some of us will marry; some of us will not. Some of us will have children, some of us will not. So I never judge myself according to other people's standard.
Marriage is such a huge deal and I'm not in a hurry to go there. That's the truth.

If you find maybe two of my ex's, you will find out that I've had proposals. But I turned them down because at the end of the day, you are saying 'I pick this person above everybody else in the
world, till death do us part.' I had better believe that! If I don't believe it, it's not going to happen.

If I'd wanted to be married 15 times over, I would have. But I won't marry for people, I will marry for me. When I find the person that makes me feel I can do this forever, then I am ready." Bimbo Akintola, 37.

yemi2plus2: Let it be noted that at the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum,we have asseverated for the upteenth time, that the convocation of a sovereign national conference for purposesof interrogating the odoriferous vaudeville of our national jeremiad, remains the only potentand efficaciously utilitarian paspartou out of our cascading national sirocco but alas,disdain complacency to say the least and at best Olympian pococuranteismand the tedium of prescriptive poco a poco is what we have been greeted with by intellectual philistines,hig h priests of a prebendal state and their opprobrious agents...LOOK AM NOW?If this is indeed true,many more may follow and this deposits me in a state of heebie jeebies.

Rizstar: For me, the have been a drastic reduction in power supply in my area since the resignation of proff barth.

mkmyers45: SOURCE

LesbianBoy: This thread is the opposite of Dailynews thread titled ''the miseries of being single and comfortable''

Here are some of the pitfalls of being single & BROKE without prior love includes:

1. ladies see you as a LAZY man and a LOSER even without giving you a moment to know who you are and whether you are hardworking or not.

2. People see you as a irresponsible and a NFA(No future ambition) kinda guy!

3. Family torments you every now & then especially wen u start clocking 35 plus(that time you cant have fun even if its a little cos if you do, they will quickly remind you that emeka or yemi or farouk your classmate in secondary school is married with kids and 'doing well' and you are there 'wasting' you life!)


4. You dont attract girls and even if you do, its girls way past their prime or local 'plain janes' that will be attracted to you!(if you doubt ask yourself, have you ever seen a truck pusher or labourer having a genevieve look-alike or omotola lookalike as girlfriend or wife? Girls like that always go for the rich businessmen! .....#fact)

5. You cant get a lady's attention not to talk of finding love becos 99% of ladies(especially naija ladies) wont be attracted to you in the first place cos of your BROKE status & wont even bother to know if you have a good personality as a person.(did i hear you say its not true? then why are naija guys complaining? Most of the places i go, things i have read, people i have listened to on radio, T.V the same complain, even here on nairaland there are so many threads in this romance section that advices naija girls in one way or the other to stop looking for 'READY-MADE' guys and shunning BROKE guys because the broke guys can become rich tomorrow!...... )

6. People may sometimes misinterprete you as gay becos girls dont come around you!

7. You will develop fear for marriage and an unknown hatred 4 girls (without you realizing you have developed such hatred with time) cos they dont want you!

8. You eat rubbish cos you have no money to afford good food or a helper(atleast as a rich guy even if you cant cook, you can get a mistress or hire a cook to do the cooking for you or even there are many fast food joints that sell 'real food' together with snacks and not just snacks alone! You can always go and buy some for yourself! But a BROKE guy cant do all these!)

9. you ''self-service'' cos of loneliness!(A rich guy can get a mistress or ashawo to kill ''CONJI'' with his money but a broke guy cant cos you will be thinking of eating first before thinking of punny! )

10. you have sleepless nights

11. your world doesnt look ''bright'' to the world and nobody wants to associate with you, nobody wants their daughter to associate with you, while you die inside in deep pains & no one will ever listen when you complain cos they believe you are not working hard enough or you are very lazy!

share more of your experiences, views, observations, etc...