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So err . . . is anyone still here?

@topic, Fellow Obama supporter

darefestus:
Wetin concern you self.Y are some people on nairaland a pain in the butt, Anytime someone comes up with a thread all they do is castigate,when they themselves are suffering from immaturity, My man geolabus,how far now?that stuff whey i ask you when you come abeokuta nko?, And those sistas that were moving their lousy mouth can't they just shut up, Most of them where  deflowered before 14.So what?.Nairalanders always want to prove holier- than- thou,so all you motherfukaz{critiques} i have only 3 letters for you all G T H, _{Figure that out}

WTF? I'm guessing you single-handedly disvirgined them all

geolabious:
I think so

You are the poster no?

tope2000:

i know, rite

_{how are u babe?}

I'm good. I put up a new poem for you ladies.

After seeing the pictures he put up, I'm calling bullshit! That girl is definitely way above your class. All you can do is fantasize but we all know shit won't happen.

Siena:
I think the answer lies in the slap your sister administered to you.

I think so too.

Bukky needs to chill, I'm sure she's got male friends that she's really tight with but doesn't do anything sexual with them. Instead of being envious, she should offer to make the friendship a three way friendship, that is, volunteer to go with them whenever they want to go shopping or whatever they do cause for all she may know she may like Tope too.

Oh please go on and wallow in self pity and tears while she's at school bettering her future.

I doubt I would go just so that she doesn't feel uncomfortable when she's supposed to say her vows. But if she insists I would but I'll make sure to take my wife/girlfriend/potential girlfriend just so that she sees I have moved on too and so she should do the same.

Tell her something like "I saw your man and he's got nothing on me cause he can't love you I do"

DeepZone:
I thought you are gay?

Damn! Seriously DeepZone? lol What have I done to deserve a comment like that?

luvli:
[i]Nice! Aiit, so my birthday is a week and a half from today and it's "Pleasure Your Mate" month so which of you lucky ladies is gon' pleasure me?



my pleasure 

So when are you available?

tope2000:
sima n stephen
take it easy u guys oooooooooooo


stephen please just stop, i beg u

Tope you know I'm a man of my word. The moment I said "Anyway, I'm just going to start ignoring you from now on Simba. I've had my fun with you. But now I feel like going back and forth with someone who probably did not pass 8th grade is making me dumber by the second. Good day!" I meant it. So I set my PC firewall to block retarded posts especially those from people who are suffering from a severe case of NoAssAndBoobsAtAll and managed to get a C- in How To Be a Hating Hoe 101 after failing it numerous times all the while thinking they are the shit. Funny thing is, as "ugly" as I am, I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole even if she was the last female on Earth and the world depended on us to procreate but then again who would with her bleeped up face looking like someone ran her over with a motorbike? She better go eat a d!ck somewhere else cause she ain't getting none of this right here.

Nice! Aiit, so my birthday is a week and a half from today and it's "Pleasure Your Mate" month so which of you lucky ladies is gon' pleasure me?

LOL This story is pretty funny.

doyin13:
lol. . . .

all this creative talent wasted on

I know right! Isn't "love" supposed to be give and take?

I guess it's more sensual.

sima:
am sori if i pissed anyone off BUT why hin type fat ther too nw 

What? I checked my agenda for today, and nowhere on there does it have me giving a damn what words you do and don't care for. If I want to type "your father", I will! Your father is horrible if he is in fact a man. Oops I just did. Your boyfriend too, oh I forgot nobody likes you enough in real life . . . oh well, your e-boyfriend.

sima:
ehmmmm. . . . .  i guess it would have taken u like 10hrs to type down that mumbo jumbo ~
wellll, why am i soo surprise @ a nonsensical raving dullard like yourself n' mind u, am not g'onna admit d fact that u think your dad is horrible . . NO!, that aint going to happen
n' DUH! of course i said dey are generally horrible but sum are worse dan odas, couldnt u use your common sense Stephen the screwy jerk-off. . .  wow. . your issues are more dan i thought sha 
n' besides, i don't know why u're takin this personal. . puhlllez, give yourself a break

So check it, it takes me "10 hours" to reply cause we ain't in the same time zones retard! Plus, you're frankly not worth the time I spending on you cause I'm levels above you so this is gon be a breeze.

Stephen the screwy jerk-off? WTF?? Is that supposed to be an insult? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the 21st century not the Stone Age. Wait, have you LOOKED at your profile picture? You look like one big accident with that gargantuan thing on your neck you call your head. Heck, I've changed PAMPERS that had more potential than you. LOL!!! Don't you ever try to ride my d!ck just to get attention from other males on Nairaland.

Anyway, I'm just going to start ignoring you from now on Simba. I've had my fun with you. But now I feel like going back and forth with someone who probably did not pass 8th grade is making me dumber by the second. Good day!

PS Still LOL @ "Stephen the screwy jerk-off" . . . not!

I don't feel bad for her at all. She should have known better than to send money to someone who she's never met physically. It's the Internet people! You can't rule out the fact that people live double lives. Look at Nairaland for example.

I'm still gon' be chilling with Firefox.

sima:
u're such a LEWD LOSER!!!
first of all. . . .count my dad out of this Doofus n' second of all, it's your male relatives inculdin your slime spewing punk ass self that are d horrific male representatives that spoils d image of oda males by behavin in an ill-bred manner. . . welll, am not going to deny d fact that my oda male relatives dosent have deres in them. . but puhlllez, dey aint harebrained wazzock like  that doesnt think twice before exploiting oda people  . .  .  . . hissssssssssssssssss 

LOL!!It's funny you say that cause you're the one who is trying too hard to be insulting. Seriously though woman, I don't care who you are all I care is that you STFU!! Your useless rants have no effect on me. This is the INTERNET so I'm gon' need to you to calm the f**k down and keep your skirt on. Jeez! You were the one who said that we all are the same and we're generally horrible, right? So it's either your dad is horrible like the rest of us are or he isn't a man like the rest of us are. Pick a stand! When you're done, I bet you'll never fucking generalize again.

Siena:
Good luck guys.

^{Don't hold your breath.}

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Goodluck[/color]

They'll need as much luck as they can get. Here's mine, good luck!

sima:
What!!! never heard that before oo
welll. . . Men are generally horrible, so am not surprised. . . priest or no priest. .
u're all d same . . .

Thank you very much. I'll just send a memo to all male relatives, your father included, and tell them that they all are horrible and they are just like Osama Bin Laden.

Sisikill:
There seems to be this notion that the guy has to pause as the sexual level increases to ask permission.

To Touch breast
Guy - Lover may I?
Girl - Yes, you may.

To Touch Nipples

Guy - Lover may I?
Girl - Yes you May.

To Put hands in undies
Guy - Lover may I?
Girl - Yes you may.

To slip fingers into  
Guy - Looooffaaaaaaa . .mmmmay. . . mmmmmmay. . . aaaaaaaah?
Girl - No you may not!


Come on!!! Let's be real now!

I know right! For me, the moment she slips off her dress and lies naked on my bed, I take that for a yes. Any other word moaned after that would be regarded as her expressing her pleasure.

Are you talking about Kanu again?

onyinye2:
She said murder erotica. . . . not comedy.

Comedy? She cracked her head open!! LOL