₦airaland Forum

MadamExcellency:
Have you ever been to Abia State or just what you read on the net and in newspapers?

Aba is a place where you go with a nylon bag and in 2 to 5 years you have started building a house without having a surname or any connection before coming to the city.

I have been to Abia severally. Abia is a shadow of itself. The roads are death traps

slimmax:
Preferred, always have 100naira of all network worth 700naira. Saves life when you least expect

Good of you

TheGreatIYANU:
Who tested the fetus to ascertain gateman did it? Or did he confess?

If the latter is the case, you have no case... it takes two to tango, but for now, Mr. Expatriate has three choices:

1. Get the wife to do an abortion

2. Allow her bear the child and continue the marriage

OR

3. Send her on her way with loverboy gateman



Either way, this is no decision for Mr. HR.

Tell him to stand down

You made the point clear

Fut9ure:
No pity for any Nigerians

Wow I can't imagine we brought upon ourselves tinubu's administration after what we have been through in Buhari's tenure of we regretting and in pains

A friend of mine in South Africa once said if tinubu gets more than ten thousand votes that it is gonna mean Nigerians are sick

And he is going to be celebrating any bad news of suffering, killing and banditry

I just like you because Tinubu is your problem. You better go and get shock absorber

ChybuzzDD:
Can you imagine the shameful things you posted on a public forum??

Is it not happening? The guy is being factual here. This is what some of you do secretly. But we promise both the hand of the law will catch up with whoever indulges in such sooner than later

jeff1993:
Dating one presently. Her name is Uloma and her twin name is Uloaku.

Those girls are mad gan. Parked into the area newly and met Uloma at the fuel station. We got talking and we left . It was not up to two week I saw her twin with a guy walking down the road. I waved at her and she just looked at me and threw her face away ... kaiiii e pain me reach bone ooooo.

When I saw Uloma again me sef threw away my face and acted like i didnt even know her. She was the one that came up to me and called me by name. I asked her why she behaved like that the other day and she was surprised and denied. I was very angry cos I thought she was joking with me not until she told me she was twin.

The day I visited their house for the first time and saw one of them outside .... I juss held my peace. The Mumu Uloaku ran out and came to greet me like she is my Gf, me thinking it was Uloma stretched out my Hand to Hug her before my own Babe came outside laughing st my confusion. That thing vex and embarrass me ehn.

But I have found way to know who is who sha cos they look identical in everything....

I was bathing in their house, her twin sister brought soap for me, I did not even know until when I entered the room all of them were laughing at me.

Stephen2324:
Has any of you dated or married to a woman who is a twin? If yes, did you face any issue whatsoever with her twin sister? I am curious.

My wife is a twin. The day of my wedding her twin sister vowed to sleep on the same bed with her sister and me. She struggled the car handle with me seriously. When we got to that beautiful hotel palm77. My wife said if I didn't bring her sister to the hotel, there would no be a show at all. That was when the first war of the marriage started. The twin sister almost scatter marriage. We only received the grace to have the family till today. Any clothes I buy for my wife , I must buy for the second.. it was a war!

SpecialAdviser:
It's dumb because you also don't have citizens who get abadoned while the people they host get evacuated.

Assuming there is a war in Nigeria, Your parents are trying to run away, all of a sudden an aeroplane appears in your village to evacuate Ghananians whom your parents have always played good host to. They leave your parents to death.

My question is why can't those Ghananians be evacuated with your parents? Can you figure it better now?

Your questions have K.leg

Yoruba attire everywhere

concho:
Please help me brothers
My Toyota Highlander 2003 goes off after a refill .

Each time I finish buying fuel and turn on my ignition, it goes off once I try driving out of the filling station .

It happens almost immediately I turn on my AC

What could be the problem brothers ??

There's water inside your fuel pump.

Ayodeoba:
The way some Christian’s mumu take Dey follow pastors ehn

Pastors are criminals...I would have been a pastor since

OloYeOfEgbE:
Good..

The next step is to take back Ilorin, depose the fake Emir. Recover Lokoja from those insurgents,remove abokis from the Lagos ports and if they refuse to leave the ports due to 1 Nigeria, Fani kayode will handle the Gold mining in Zamfara

We good to go.

In fact, you know where shoe pinches Yoruba. Especially Port

Mitchy49:
Okay..
Fake Ankara, fake people everywhere. stolen mandate that will soon be returned. Tinubu is only a place holder, he will vacate their soon. That's even if he will ever be sworn in.

It remains one month and one day. Please 3rd mainland still much available

Nice2023:
It will carry a lot madam.

See,if u buy things in buck u will know what I am saying.

For me,I buy meat in large quantity and store in my freezer.

Milk for my children one bag (lactorich)

Tomatoes one big baskets...it can take me 5months at dei dei tomatoes market.

Groundnut oil 20litres...six or seven months straight.

Red oil 20 litres...from my village direct.

Onion quarter bag ,some end up growing which dash out most times. At Deidei market.

Rice 3bags a year.

Beans,I buy bean at beans village in Nasarawa state.

Garri,I buy one bag that can last me 3 comfortable months. From my village.

After all these buying,I now spend so less and less.

Try this and reduce ur stress in life.

I tell you, you make a lot of sense. In fact, lot is too small, let me call it Abraham sense

kay29000:

Bad nigga, he understand me die

Walamide:
Governors who were not around was represented by their deputies.

Were for was please

Omoyi gboyinbo sha! So lowo lowo? If not I'm sorry

Richy4:
I don't want to turn to a motivational speaker... But we all have scars.. some are emotional and some are physical.. it's part of what makes individuals who they are... Their stories, their history is what makes them thick..

The last time I checked, people still die of bike accident..I attended a funeral in our church 9 months ago of a 24yr old.. He was white..
I never liked to attend funerals but there was no one to livestream it for those wishing to watch online, and the mother is a strong member and poor me have to put up with unhappy faces for 2hours..

Now imagine how the sea of faces that attended that funeral would have lightened up including the mother and that girlfriend of his who couldn't stop crying assuming he survived with your kind of scars... U should be proud of yourself that u are alive.. not the opposite...

Get a wingman, storm any public swimming pool of your choice, pull off your shirt and splash the water buddy... U were given a second chance..

Well done

illicit:
I don't understand anything about this subsidy removal anymore

The marketers buy a product subsidized by the FG but later resell to to the citizens at the high price without recourse to the subsidy (subsidized amount). So in a nutshell all the benefits belong to the marketers. That's why the likes of Otedola, Aliko, A.A Rano will forever be rich. In a sane clime, when the subsidy removed all the citizens enjoy the benefits in totality, but reverse is the case in Nigeria. The people that remove the subsidy will still be the ones dividing the money among themselves. Now the suffering will be double wahala for dead body who happens to be Nigerians. 1. The fuel will be expensive 2. The inflation will be hyper. 3. The salary remains the same. 4 the rich become richer. 5. The gab between the rich and the half-have will be wilder.

Curiouscity:
Please, I need everyone in the family section to give their view on this. There seems to be a trend in modern day marriages, where everything is about "what makes me happy ". I have a few questions
1. What is loyalty in a committed relationship like marriage?
2. Is loyalty expected in modern day marriage?
3. Can there be love without loyalty?

There is a couple going through a rough patch in their marriage. The major issue is that one of them regards outsiders' opinion more the partner's. They can discuss and sometimes agree to do something a certain way, but one person will do it the opposite way. When investigated, it will be discovered that the brothers/parent of the defaulting partner countered the couple's decisions. Yet the other partner wasn't informed.

More explicitly, the guy may tell his wife, let's do so and so. The wife will oppose it. But if another person, sometimes the husband's friend, make same suggestion, the wife will jump on that same idea, and pester the guy to do it. The couple can have a discussion that is supposed to be private, sometimes just mere couples gossip, but one way or the other, that discussion will get to the wife's family. Yet the wife keep "singing" how she loves her husband.

The examples above can be reverse, where the guy is the disloyal spouse.

4. How do you handle disloyalty between couples?

Those are the challenges men are facing in marriage.

Pastors in Nigeria are business men

Jerryherd:



James faleke, Femi Gbajabiamila, Ibrahim Masari and Nuhu Ribadu are following Tinubu bumber to fender

The New Cabal

Wale Edun

Dangote
Tony Elemelu
Ote$

Remi Tinubu
Betta. Edu
Hadiza Bala Mohammed
Abike Dabiri

Seyi Tinubu
Abba Bichi
Dayo Isreal
Iyi Aboyeji (fluterwave)

Dele Alake
Bayo Onanuga
Festus Keyamo



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You gat it. In fact Dayo is a great politician

donbachi:
Anywhere pikin dey point hand non stop...look very well,him mama dey dia.

True talk

eteebanky1:
Evening,

Once you were approved and you input your account number.....your name will surely be there

Don't mind those people, they want to replace your name with their known (personal) person that has a pending application

Just make sure you see and check out the list of shortlisted candidates for your local government....I'm 100% sure your name is there

We're not nice in this country at all, they want you to be absent on training Day..... so, they'll be able to replace your slot for their own candidate.

BE WISE

That is just it

richmond500:
Saying everyone hates you does not make any sense though.
Tinubu was the victim here, he did nothing to to igbos to deserve such hatred from them, I see no reason why Igbos should hate such a man and wanted us to vote for a man who couldn't live with the people he governed.

This is just tribalism cos except age, Tinubu is a far better leader than Obi could ever be

The dead of Tinubu is far better than millions of Obi

Baba check the AC OO. SO THAT THEY DON'T HIDE POISONING ODOUR THERE.

poshestmina:
Have you been on Ig recently?
You need to see the elegant ,very pretty woman her husband was/is sleeping with her best friend.

A man that is not disciplined will leave a goddess and follow razz and ugly woman.
Check some promiscuous men and their wives.

JayZ cheated on Beyonce.
Ay cheated on Mabel.
Tuface
Davido.

Abeg how woman want take fine and clean reach again?

Some time pounded yam used to tire someone now.. Even me too I'm not a St. But each time I look at my wife, I used to say oya now.. sometimes I have to run away from home, so that I will not follow the same channel I followed when I was coming

GoodbutBadguy:
Trump has learned his bitter lesson that silence is golden, Obi & Dati that were going from one debate to the other labored in vain. Trump wants to use Tinubu style, BAT is the game master of politics . Go to the ants you sluggard, Trump has learned from BAT(the Obidients slayers). Trump wants to beat Biden and others and make them wail on national TV as Asiwaju did to PO & Atiku.
Meanwhile rat poisons, ropes, and lagoons should be put out of Obidence reach bcs of May 29 trauma

Don't kill these people please I beg of you

Triangles1:
Forget them and don't always pay attention to them.


I don't know why poor in-laws are the one that always want to cash out from their daughter husband, especially when your face show and your shoes shine.

True talk

Divoc19:
In most cases I see...

Bad spouse, good in-laws
Or
Good spouse bad in-laws

Or is it just me

Correct

Your toto no sweet, you have body odour, go and take care of yourself first. If I dey with my girl, my prøk always sings Alleluyah. You are not attractive at all. You are the problem here

Dindinrin

chicoMX:
People with BP related issues could look healthy in the morning and be dead in the evening.

Allow the woman to mourn her husband, if you smell any foul play run an autopsy.

Who told you she is mourning?