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Double194: She wants me in the kitchen at all times with her, maybe helping her slice onions or washing used plates which I find undermining my status as a man. If I refuse, she starts complaining about my bein insensitive and lazy.

Just out of curiosity I want to know did her father wash plates for her mother?

DAMMYGLOW: WHEN IT'S TIME TO SHOW OF THEIR EGO, they are at their best
when it's time to prove girls are the weaker Sex, they are at their best
Toast babe come turn Wahala

i cant stand a guy who likes me and cant tell me.
some guys just keep telling their friend, "Men I Love That Chick"
to talk to her they can't.

TO ALL SHY NIGGA"S
if u are tripping for a girl, just tell her, you dont know she might be tripping 4 U

And if she's not and takes away every .... breaks his heart. and drops him like he's hot in a manner many I girls nowadays think is the in thing . worst still gossips about u to her friends which almost always happens thereby ruining any future chances he might have with those too. what then ? what happens then . I've just listed the unconscious fears of the average shy guy. and don't ask me how I know

Ifilinwa: i do bite my lips, its also red, buh i don't know weda its sweet

I could help u carry out that investigation and tell you how sweet it is . what doou say

I don't think I'll call. you'll be overloaded in a short while . you'll soon have too many friends.

a gal that chews gum like .... I don't like
a gal that talks too much I don't like
a gal that wears nonsense or Ijab like masquerade I don't like .
I update this list later

^Blah blah blah.
just try and find someone who can tolerate you .
I would respect my wife to the best of my ability . but nobody will Hyphenate my Suname . you either take it or you leave it. nonsense and jakujaku

which Would you prefer: a gal that wants to go everywhere with you or a girl that hardly wants to go anywhere with you .be grateful . talk with her .love her. but postpone the lovey dovey when you have something that must be done or just don't feel up to it

My first relationship will start next month and I'll be 21. I'll cast my bread upon many waters

sometimes I wish boko boys will attack the real enemies of Nigeria, the house of assembly, all this greedy politicians

masterpiecer: this is complete conspiracy.
so the killing of innocent Nigerians is a way of protesting against bad governance abi?

ok then, osama bin laden was also protesting against the bad governance of the US.

Bokoharam bombs and kills in their own country ONLY, killing their own country men , is that true of osama? get your logic straight .

abiL: Misses her period... Lol

What happened? Did the period go on holiday?

Even if the period travel , she should go find it na . she better quickly locate that period period! just joking

dakronik: its as if dey r takin about me..am bunkin ma sugar mummy on her matrimonial bed bt minE is a widow....

continue . eh! ever wondered if her husband died from over bunkin a woman like her. continue you hear? lol

Nia: I think you should stay out of it and let your friend deal with her own issues. Your only advice to her should be that she should not be giving her new lover that kind of money.

Why not nawn . obviously the guy is doing a ' good' job

bluenubian: naaaah things might sound good over the phone, but not always are after u meet, u ll be crying about that 500 dollars later. if the guy is serious, he shud be paying the whole amount at least for the first trip.

So that it'll be him crying about the 1000 dollars later abi? shebi na him dey find wife abi? e no concern you abi ? very romantic . carry on !

Sommy4u: this guy is very short, caring, neat, fun to b wif, mobile, boyant, hansome, but very short, i feel  ashamed wen eva i go out wit him, though he liks showin me off to his frnds, i dnt love him and he knw it, but kept pestering me, pls wat do i do

You used 7 adjectives here : caring , neat , mobile, hands me , boyant , fun to be with , and short .so 6 of it is positive , which means he scores 6 over 7 but that not good enough abi ? very good . you want seven over seven . you have no wahala just make sure you are also 7over7 or you'll be searching for the next 7 years . no be curse .

What surprises me is how the writer keeps calling obasanjo . Mr obasanjo in stead of president . status dey quick change for this world o !

karl max: wOULD all this rioting,killing of innocent people, looting and burning of the property of innocent people not ADD CREDENCE TO THE FILM THEY ARE PROTESTING ABOUT.ARE THESE NOT THINGS THAT THE MOVIE PROTRAYED ABOUT ISLAM ?

You can't reason with these people . its like trying to explain to a 4 year old why the sky is blue. they won't understand . they can't understand.

papa king: There are sure and guaranteed ways to win over any lady. you need to develop the skills just like any other skills in life.
if you are serious about changing your status with women and want to be able to take any woman you desire into bed, then you need to see this.
i stumbled on it in my quest to find easy ways to win over any lady.
http://infokingsng.com/love.html

Could you please just send a copy of the book to my email instead. at olutinuoye@gmail.com
too many stories to read on that link .

You are very lucky. I have the solution to your problem . all you need is what we call ' ladies follow me' . you can get it from boy babalawo near you . it works . ask mr chima if you don't believe me .

to the girl. : 2 ex boyfriends is not too much . the next one night be it. I disagree that it is the way she gives the guys money that made them leave her. whether you give or not some relationship are just not destined to last. just be yourself . if you change your nature , you new found stinginess might be what will ruin your future perfect relationship as you might seem selfish and uncaring . you'll definitely find someone who will love u and never let you go

We may not know what will work for us but we know what has worked . the duo of fashola and tinubu has worked wonders in lagos . going by this they can and will work wonders in Nigeria . lest I forget , LP will never be a national party .

So says a honest man who always keeps his word like in June 12

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playcharles: all of una they talk like chicken...assuming brt bus was involved in an accident he mean say lagosian no go enter brt bus again,,, flying dana now will be much more safer since they will be much more careful

What is your basis for concluding they will be more careful . have the culprits been punished . do you know for a fact if anything has been upgraded.
even if they are now world class , I believe they should still not be patronized by Nigerians as punishment for wasting the lives of the 200

They say if God wanted man to fly he would have given him wings . aircraft, witchcraft . lol
but sincerely instead of flying Dana I'll rather walk .

We await the era of dangote truck hopefully tanker graduate drivers . lets see if it brings a little sanity to our roads

Oo ni fi ata gungun se tiro
.Oo ni fe fi kini e fa generator.
Oo ni fe shoot soldier niwaju barracks

Bokoharam has claimed responsibility for instigating the police man against the soldier .

van bonattel: O thank goodness, you finaly meet a fellow 'kid' . We would not mind if you get to the kiddies section.

Am sure you must be at least 100 years old to be able to call anybody a kid simply because you couldn't understand a paragraph of text.

doesn't this qualify as incest? isn't incest a crime punishable by the law?

human beings ! they wonder if the married the wrong person . they don't wonder if they are the wrong person for their perfect spouse . Thank God am not from around here.

They say you find love in the most unlikeliest of places . so here goes nothin.
am a young man of 21.from friends to beyond .cal me08189658094