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Chief again? Is he broke? Maybe sha, he never marry another Indian.

Some people are working very hard to go to jail. I laff Gbenga

I think somebody needs to send Tribune titles out of business with its recent array of salacious framed stories and yellow journalism. Its become a megaphone for drowning politicians.

It was humiliation all the way for Governor Gbenga Daniel yesterday at the Goodluck Jonathan/Sambo presidential rally in Abeokuta.

Members of the Ogun State crisis-ridden Peoples Democratic Party [PDP] booed the governor repeatedly each time his name was mentioned by dignitaries.

The party members in their thousands who seemed to be gloating over Daniel’s loss of grip over Ogun PDP and his subsequent pleading with former President Olusegun Obasanjo for forgiveness on Friday, felt repulsed whenever his presence was acknowledged by speakers during the event at MKO Stadium, Kuto, the venue of the rally.

Daniel who sat near the quartet of President Goodluck Jonathan, his Vice, Arch. Namadi Sambo, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo and Speaker Dimeji Bankole, was speechless as the booing and jeering intensified.

It began when the National Publicity Secretary of the party, Professor Ahmed Akhali, began to reel out names of great sons of Ogun state and their contributions to nation-building. But when he mentioned Daniel in acknowledgment of his office and position in the state, the people spontaneously booed him.

When it became unbearable by 4:12pm, Obasanjo mounted the podium to address the rally. The former President had to plead with the people to spare Daniel of any “booing,” saying they “should not pay” the Governor “in his own coin”.

“Today Otunba Gbenga Daniel is the Governor of Ogun State. He must be accorded respect no matter whatever he has done. Don’t pay him in his own coin. I take serious objection to your booing him when his name is called.

“What you have done now is uncalled for; it does not matter what Governor Gbenga Daniel might have done or about to do, in Yorubaland, we must respect age and authorities. If you are not a bastard, if you see an elderly person, you respect him. Until the 29th of May, Governor Gbenga Daniel remains the governor of this state. He must be accorded the respect, dignity, and the honour that he deserves. If I did not come here and say it, I would be failing in my duty.

“If he does not give anyone that respect, we don’t pay him in his own coin. You must show that you are well-bred. I take serious objection to you booing him here when his name is called and that should not be done,” he said.

But for last Friday’s reconciliation meeting, Governor Daniel had planned to stay away from the Presidential campaign in the state to avoid being booed if he appeared alone. It was also feared that he went with his supporters there might be a clash with those of the Obasanjo camp.

President Jonathan reportedly insisted on Daniel’s presence to avoid sending wrong signals since he (Daniel) is his Southwest campaign coordinator.

Obasanjo further enjoined the people to be laughing in joy rather than booing the governor because, until a few days, back none of them knew whether President Jonathan would visit the state or that Ogun PDP would have a governorship candidate for April election due to the rift within the party.



http://thenationonlineng.net/web3/news/30616.html

Very Interesting. Enjoy.

http://www.saharareporters.com/column/bode-tibi-nko-pius-adesanmi

(In the compound of a sprawling mansion in Lagos. Riotous singing and drumming by aso ebi-clad supporters)

A ti nreti re, ka’abo se dada lo de
A ti nreti re, ka’abo se dada lo de

Winner o o o winner
Winner o o o winner
Lagos Boy you don win o winner
Patapata you go win forever
Winner

Odale se se se oju ti won o eh
O ma se oju t’elegan o
L’oju a mo koko bi kile o d’amo
O ma se oju t’elegan o

“Madam Roli, Madam Roli, can you tell our people outside to reduce the noise? I am trying to have a word with Bode on behalf of the elders’ caucus of the PDP. We need to debrief your husband.”

“Ok, Baba, I will tell them. I hope your people are fine in Otta sir”

“O kare iyawo wa. Well done, our dear wife. Ku afoju ba once again. Your husband is looking younger even after the enemies have done their worst.”

“Em, Baba, Roli is my wife o. Not our wife. I’m still alive abeg. I only went to jail. Anyway, Roli, se awon supporters won yen ti jeun? They’ve eaten? Good. Tell them to reduce the noise like Baba said. Tell them we are expecting twelve more trailers of cows tomorrow for distribution to each ward. The remaining five trailers of aso ebi should be reserved for the women’s delegation coming from Abuja.”

“Bode, once again, ka’abo. You are welcome. We thank God. Where are the traitors behind your travails today? Awon da loni? One languished in a hospital in Saudi Arabia before returning home to meet his maker. The rest of that rude and power drunk cabal is history. They did all this to you just to get at me. Awon afore su ni se buruku.”

“Baba, e ku ile once again. I am so happy to be back with you and I am moved to tears by all the support from our people. Our convoy could hardly move through the crowd of supporters. We even performed better than when Alamsco returned from London to the warm of embrace of his people in Akwa Ibom. God has really honoured us. But where are Gbenga and Ayo? They came to the church and should have followed us home in the convoy.”

(Baba laughs)

“Why? Am I missing something?”

“Ah, Bode, see what prison has done to you. God soda Yar’Adua’s mouth wherever he is. I thought they allowed you to read newspapers and watch TV in the presidential wing of kirikiri that we arranged for you?”

“I still don’t understand what I am missing here.”
“Well, all lizards lie prostrate. How to tell the one with a bellyache?”

“Meaning?”

“Haba, Bode, you no longer know the meaning of all lizards lie prostrate? A ni gbogbo alangba lo danu de le. Just because you saw Gbenga Daniel and Ayo Fayose in church does not mean that they are still with us.”

“O ti o. Those are our boys now”

“Ah, Bode, things happened while you were away! Iya je mi! You won’t believe that Gbenga became so power drunk and arrogant that he started pointing in the direction of Otta with his left hand!”

“Haba, Baba, Gbenga cannot do that to you. He cannot do that to us! Mo j’eri e. Gbenga is a river that came into being before our very eyes. How can its currents sweep one away?”

“That’s what my eyes saw o, Bode, but I still dey kampe sha.”

“So Gbenga is truly misbehaving? What happened? We were around when that boy was born. Oju wa na se bi. We even watched him grow up. Awa la wo d’agba. How can he turn against you, Baba?”

“That is life for you, Bode. Osoba won that election but we did our usual do and gave Gbenga egusi soup but he has now drenched his chest with palm oil. But Gbenga’s own is even small o. The arifin I have been receiving from Fayose is worse”

“Ehn, Ayo Fayose too?”

“Yes o, I don’t even know the mouth with which to tell that one’s story. That bastard saw me in Okuku and called me a father of bastards.”

“Eewo! Abomination! Fayose said that to you?”

“Look, Bode, today is not the day to talk about all these useless boys that we picked up from the gutter and made governors. We have work to do. We have so much lost territory to reconquer. We lost most of the southwest in your absence. And Fashola has been behaving here in Lagos like the rat that became a landlord in the absence of the cat.”

“This is all so depressing, Baba. How did we lose Ekiti, Ondo, and Osun? Where was Goodluck Jonathan?”

“Jonathan? Bode, please don’t mention tails in the presence of frogs. I have been trying hard to use patience in my dealings with that man.”

“And it’s not working? Didn’t they say that she controls the man?”

“Who is talking about his wife? I mean one needs patience to deal with Goodluck because of his perpetual sme sme. He has been misbehaving on the do-or-die front. He is not delivering at all. For instance, he was supposed to have announced a presidential pardon for you as part of a process of national healing before our convoy arrived here from church. That is what we instructed him to do. We also asked him to upgrade your national honour to GCON. Once your rehabilitation is complete, I am thinking of retiring and handling over the mantle of Founder of Modern Nigeria to you.”

“That is true o. I am surprised that he hasn’t announced my presidential pardon yet. Maybe he wants to announce it when I join him for breakfast in the Villa next week.”

“He has surrounded himself with too many drunken fishermen sailors who are talking nonsense and making him wobble and fumble through every assignment we give him. Just imagine what he did with our winning formula for the April elections.”


“What’s the formula, Baba?”

“As you know, we are going to win the election the usual way and we expect Buhari, Ribadu, and Utomi to go to court as usual after addressing press conferences with my friend, Jimmy Carter. We know what will happen when they get to the Supreme Court because the judgement to be read by Katisna-Alu and supported by Ogebe will be written by some of my boys in Otta. In fact, we already have anticipatory drafts and Katsina-Alu will be in Otta to practice judgement delivery next week. Our only problem is the Court of Appeal where Justice Ayo Salami has refused to play ball so far. We asked Goodluck to take care of that problem.”

“That’s a small problem now.”

“That’s what we thought. Jonathan outsourced the assignment to Katsina-Alu and they somehow bungled it. The whole thing exploded in our faces, causing untold embarrassment. Now, the man is still there as President of the Appeal Court and that could cause a lot of problems for us in April.”

“That’s true Baba. That is one problem we need to solve immediately. Why didn’t they just use the Esa Oke protocol? Didn’t anyone think of that?”

“Of course we thought of the Esa Oke protocol. One of my boys even mentioned it to me again recently during Oyinlola’s birthday thanksgiving in Okuku but after careful consideration we decided to just leave that option on the table for now.”

“That’s good, Baba but I hope that Anenih, Andy Uba, Ahmadu Ali, Babangida, and all our other people are aware that we may need to put that option to good use after April, ”

“Yes, our people are fully aware of that. Let’s talk serious business jare. Bode, tibi nko?

“Tibi?”

“Yes, Bode, what about tibi? Where is tibi?”

“Baba, I don’t understand the tibi that you are talking about o.”

“Bode, you just love to joke with serious matters. Abeg, talk better jare. The day is far spent. A o r’ojo mu so l’okun. I still need to get to Otta today.”

“Baba, I’m serious o. I don’t understand the tibi that you are talking about. Unbind me. E tu mi nle.”

“Bode, are you serious?”

“Baba, I’m not joking o.”

“Bode, you are starting to annoy me. Must I speak with the full complement of my mouth?”

“Baba, I honestly don’t understand what you are talking about.”

“I am talking about the eighty billion naira.”

“Eighty billion?”

“Bode, you are misbehaving o. Did the judge who sent you to prison ask you to refund kobo? Look at what happened to Tafa Balogun, Lucky Igbinedion, and Cecilia Ibru who all went through the injustice of having to refund a small part of their jibiti to the Nigerian state. You think your head is different from theirs? When did monkeys start boasting of a better destiny than gorillas?”

“Baba, ”

“Don’t baba me at all Bode. Did Balogun, Igbinedion, and Ibru offend God? No. But they were asked to refund various sums of money. Who do you think worked the miracle that allowed you to keep all of your own tibi and to return to it and all the interest accumulated after thirty months in prison?”

“Baba, ”

“I am still talking, Bode. Who do you think worked that miracle for you? Enoch Adeboye? David Oyedepo? Chris Oyakhilome? No, my friend. Some of us pulled a lot of strings during your trial. The judge didn’t wake up and allowed you to keep eighty billion naira just like that.”
“But Baba, ”

“No need to argue any further, Bode. Here is what you will do. You will do omoluwabi to me with five billion naira; you will do omoluwabi to the Jonathan/Sambo campaign with five billion naira; you will do omoluwabi to the PDP national secretariat with five billion naira; you will earmark another five billion naira for omoluwabi to other deserving stakeholders, elder statesmen, and chieftains of the PDP. That still leaves you sixty billion naira and interest accrued. Go and sin no more with that one.”

“Haba, Baba, you won’t even let me rest before, ”

“Bode, Bode, Bode, how many times have I called you? Farida Waziri has been a very good girl since Ribadu was booted out of the EFCC. She has been a very useful girl. If you now need outsiders to explain omoluwabi to you, I can get Jonathan to activate Waziri.”

“Baba, all I am trying to say is that the money is, ”

“O-r-d-e-r-l-y!!!!!!”

“Sah!!!!!!”

“Tell the driver to get ready. We are leaving for Otta right now.”

[quote author=Believe! link=topic=618703.msg7865152#msg7865152 date=1299523838]The Peoples Party of Nigeria governorship candidate in Ogun State Prince Gboyega Nasir Isiaka (GNI) is the man to beat and that informed why he was adopted as its governorship flag bearer for the forthcoming April governorship election.This negative move became imperative following the intractable crisis that bedevilled the Ogun PDP. It should be recalled that Prince Isiaka had emerged the gubernatorial candidate of the PDP in a primaries conducted by the PDP NWC, monitored by INEC and all security agencies.[/quote]Yeepa, the crew don reach here? Thot they were only on FB. Their mantra is 'Yewa lokan' as if being from Yewa is the only qualification for becoming the governor of Ogun State. FOOLS

Time2Think:
You obviously didnt see the video.

And you chose to believe a video? SMH. The only pix published in some newspapers were those of people on the podium.

Can you imagine the audacity, walk out in a debate? He will rather prefer to address the people. Absolute rubbish, when they have nothing to showcase as their achievement, they resort to self help. Abians should vote out this f.owl.

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=607369.msg7835275#msg7835275 date=1299128267]In other news, The Bayelsa Cowboy is scared to particpate a Presidential Debate involving 3 fellow Presidential aspirants from the Northern Part of the country. He cited Religious reasons for his refusal![/quote]You wicked sha

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-613673.0.html


This is Core GEJ.

[quote author=potof_soup link=topic=613800.msg7817879#msg7817879 date=1298913991]God bless you sir as you match your way to victory.[/quote]There they go again 'In the name of God'. potof_soup, is Gej's epistle a plan of action. The man wants us to trust him, understand his essence yet he carouses with fraudsters http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2011/02/28/bode-george-corruption-pays-says-pdp/, the devil himself(IBB) is the father, he represents everything that is negative in Nigerian politics.

What Nigeria needs is a total disconnect from the path of perfidy.

johnie:
George and Tinubu, abi?

No sir. George or Tinubu. One is a felon. Convicted for fraud, abuse of office. The other is alleged. Note the difference.

Copied this from FB. It says so much about the PDP as a party. Pity!

Below is an excerpt from the texts of Venerable Tayo Aduloju’s sermon at the thanksgiving and welcome service held for Chief Olabode George, an ex-convict and former chairman of Nigerian Ports Authority at the Cathedral Church of Christ, Marina, Lagos.

“If you are involved in any shady deal; if you are found anywhere elections are rigged; and partake in any form of manipulation, it means you have not learnt anything from your experience. Real power belongs to God. It does not belong to PDP. It does not belong to any president. As from today, you are expected to represent Christ. You are an ambassador of Christ. Never again will the name of God be soiled through you. Shun thuggery. Shun violence. Shun greed. Shun rigging and whatever that can cause trouble.”


As an unrepentant thug, below is what George told journalists s few hours later:



“Now there is a job at hand for us to do and now is the time for us to win Lagos State with this kind of loyalty we have seen. President Goodluck Jonathan will be around on Tuesday, we have to cause Tsunami in Lagos so that other parties will (get the) jitters.”


Think about it! Once a criminal…,

potof_soup

You certainly have convicted Tinubu in your warped mind. Now lets look at the inummerable 'saints' in PDP that you are celebrating; Obj, Gej, Bode George, Andy Uba, Chris Uba, Akala, OGD, Agagu, Sylva, late Adedibu, Tokyo, Oyinlola and several others.

Your pathetic whinning about what Tinubu is or not befuddles the sane mind. You will help political discourse and enlighten other readers if you will tell us the achievements of PDP in 12 years that makes deserve another term of 4 yrs

[quote author=potof_soup link=topic=613641.msg7816677#msg7816677 date=1298901560]again- name calling changes nothing, not even my opinion.you can call all the evil names in the world, it doesnt make anyone change their opinion, it rather strengthens their opinion.[/quote]potof_soup

What a name!!!

alex101:
His mode of reasoning is very simple. In IGBOLAND we don't CELEBRATE looters/thieves, NEVER!

Another clown? These Igbo tribalists!!! Pathetic. I am appalled when people ascribe certain tendencies to a particular ethnic group. The fact is there nothing like a tribal thief, a THIEF is a THIEF. That a Nigerian malaise is now ascribed to a particular ethnic group is eediotic to say the least.

[quote author=Ramnon.2 link=topic=612933.msg7808475#msg7808475 date=1298781275]Thanks for admitting that there are no good yorubas out there[/quote]Mistake there. I obviously did not read you well. If anything, I do NOT subscribe to your reasoning.

http://www.saharareporters.com/news-page/nigerian-man-shoots-wife-atlanta

Nigerian Man Shoots Wife In Atlanta

A Nigerian(Igbo) man, Maximillian Ezimora, has been arrested in Atlanta after shooting his wife, Uchenna Ezimora, five times. The wife, described by a source as a hard working registered nurse in the Atlanta area, survived the shooting and is currently hospitalized. SaharaReporters was unable to ascertain her condition.

Mr. Ezimora, who reportedly hails from Adazi, Anambra State, is being held in Fulton County jail in Atlanta. He is charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and possession of firearms while committing a felony.

[quote author=Ramnon.2 link=topic=612933.msg7808448#msg7808448 date=1298780452]Mention a decent Yoruba man. There are bad Igbos and there are bad Yorubas. But are there good Yorubas like there are good Igbo? Hell no.[/quote]Exactly my sentiments. Not the ethnic hogwash being posted by otherwise decent people.

[quote author=Ramnon.2 link=topic=612933.msg7808429#msg7808429 date=1298779863]It is no laughing matter. Can anyone point to a decent Yoruba man like Anyaoku, Ekwueme, Bart Nnaji and millions of other Igbos? Just point at one.[/quote]A 'decent' Igbo man like Orji Kalu, Chris Uba, Chimaroke Nnamani, Iwuanyanwu, Andy Uba, Ohakim, Cultist Theodore Orji and several million Igbo men.

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5680223-146/baby_enioluwa_found___.csp


Ten month-old Enioluwa Odegbaike who went missing two weeks ago from his parents' home in Magodo, Lagos has been found.



According to a member of the Odegbaike family, he was found this morning in the border town of Badagry in Lagos.

"Yes he has been found. He is fine and he is in good health," he said.

A female member of the family, who identified herself as Ibukun, confirmed that the baby has been reunited with his family.

"Our dearest baby and now yours, Enioluwanimi just came back home safely at 8.20am this morning," she said.

Baby Enioluwa disappeared with her nanny, Victoria on February 13.

It Is still uncertain if the family paid any ransom and the Police Public Relations Officer, Samuel Jinadu could not be reached to comment on the matter.

Baby Enioluwa found

Baby Enioluwa disappeared with her nanny, Victoria on February

Ten month-old Enioluwa Odegbaike who went missing two weeks ago from his parents' home in Magodo, Lagos has been found.



According to a member of the Odegbaike family, he was found this morning in the border town of Badagry in Lagos.

"Yes he has been found. He is fine and he is in good health," he said.

A female member of the family, who identified herself as Ibukun, confirmed that the baby has been reunited with his family.

"Our dearest baby and now yours, Enioluwanimi just came back home safely at 8.20am this morning," she said.

Baby Enioluwa disappeared with her nanny, Victoria on February 13.

It Is still uncertain if the family paid any ransom and the Police Public Relations Officer, Samuel Jinadu could not be reached to comment on the matter.

This is awesome! Very impressive. Just like how much does this cost, delivered in Nigeria?

Beaf:
[size=14pt]Why We Adopted Jonathan -AD[/size]
Addressing journalists in Abuja, national chairman of the party, Senator Mojisoluwa Akinfenwa, said that the party decided to adopt the president because of his leadership quality, foresight and humility.

“Most importantly, Jonathan’s humility makes him amenable to advice, in respect of his commitment to those programmes and priorities which constitute the generally accepted agenda of the AD and the nation, Yoruba inclusive.
http://www.tribune.com.ng/sat/index.php/news/3421-why-we-adopted-jonathan-ad.html

Are u kidding me? Our distinguished Senator is veeerrrrry broke!!!

doja:
Can u imagine these thieves want to bring Ribadu in!Anyway I am not bothered, i trust Ribadu will come out with a response that will put them where they belong.

God bless you. NASS that could not pass a single bill in 4 yrs, that couldn't conclude anything apart from increasing their allowances and an over concentration on oversight functions. Just another shameless charade that will come to nought.

ROSSIKE:
This is what some of us have been stressing here for a long time.

So what kind of revolution will happen in Nigeria, with our money guzzling democracy and a rapacious leadership?

GEJ obviously has a problem with words. IBB, like a father? Even the devil will be his uncle if it will guaranty him the presidency. Shame

Apga and Grand Strategy: There is a disconnect here. The only strategy I see is Peter Obi's survival, thus the adoption of GEJ as Apga's presidential candidate.

On Ojukwu, well hem, hem, hem, hem, Still laffin sha

Valentine Blues

Last Val, a wife bought 2 dozens of men's brief of the same colour for her husband. Husband protests 'why did you buy d same colour? People will think I do not change underwears'

Wife asks "Which people?"

Akpan again
Husband and wife are arguing over sex. Husband says sex is work and wife says sex is pleasure. Akpan the house help was invited for his view and responded thus ' Oga, sex na pleasure o, becos if na work, u for don call me make I do am'!
Naseer, the Arab Student
Nasser sends an e-mail to his dad thus;
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people here are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to drive to my college with with my Gold Mercedes, when all my teachers arrive by train.
Your son, Naseer
Dad replies; Loving son, $20m transferred to your account. Please stop embarrasing us, go and get yourself a train too