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AutosWanted For Lease. 6 Ton (min) Self Loader Crane Truck) by stpat1(op): 3:16pm On Dec 06, 2012
I need a Self Loader Crane Truck For Lease. Here are the specs

It must be a minimum of 6 Ton capacity
It must have auxiliary.

It can be of any make but must still be very sound. It will be used in Port Harcourt. If you have any for lease pls contact me or text me or mail me your price and location of the truck. I won't mind some pics to have a visual view of the truck.

Thanks

Patric

saintpatrics@gmail.com
08060089362
070x5694495
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FamilyRe: Married, Having An Affair, Hubby Also Having An Affair: What To Do? by stpat1(m): 1:25pm On Dec 06, 2012
You see, when I said I just want kids and not marriage people said its odd, unnatural, and all that sermon. Why can't one have the freedom of doing what u want with who you want? Now she's cheating on the husband and surprisingly now, she's forcing herself to love the man. Is that not pathetic?
BusinessRe: Agege Bread Takes London By Surprise by stpat1(m): 1:06pm On Dec 06, 2012
coogar: agege bread and ewa agoyin have been in london for more than 15 years. this is no news....what should be news is the fact that nigerian foods like eba and egusi have now been included in prison menu to cater for nigerian prisoners. grin
grin are you serious? Eba and egusi for Naija prisoners? Omo see flexing
FamilyRe: A Very Interesting Story! by stpat1(m): 8:56am On Dec 05, 2012
Thanks for sharing this. I hope the ladies are reading it.
FamilyRe: Sex-starved Malam Wants Divorce! by stpat1(m): 8:48am On Dec 05, 2012
He even has the guts to go to court. I guess he doesn't know that he risks being arrested.
thrash
FamilyRe: Pls Help!!!! His Big joystick is Destroying His Marriage by stpat1(m): 8:43am On Dec 05, 2012
Abeeeggiii. she has always wanted to cheat. is that an excuse? she doesn't love him and you believe that? ok o
FamilyRe: Nlove With An Ex-bestfriend by stpat1(m): 6:59am On Dec 03, 2012
If she deemed it fit to have a baby for her boyfriend's best friend, she should be able to live with the consequence.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 5:59pm On Dec 02, 2012
I want to thank everyone that has contributed to this thread. I want you to know that your comments are deeply appreciated. You have all poured out how you feel according to how you feel, see, understand, perceive and interpret my request and I also benefited immensely because different people spoke from different perspective ranging from moral, religious, economical, societal pros and cons. My action will have on me, the woman involved and most importantly the beautiful angels involved.

I want to also specially thanks those who took out time to call to talk, reason with me, and lecture me on the issue. I must confess that I am really humbled that there are people like that in Nigeria that will spend that much calling you to try to make you understand the likely consequence your action. Will bring without any ulterior motive. It confirms the fact that truly the white pap can be made from the black pot (parable). Nigeria is still blessed with good people.

For the almost 100 people on BB, email, and sms that offered to help me fulfill my aspiration, I say a big thank you. Thanks for understanding, courage and sincerity for the bold step, if means we are a people that can be stars to dark night when the Sun is unavailable. For all of you that I met one - one, you were all great. I never knew there were so much beautiful ladies with such great hearts out there.

Once again thank you for all those that contributed especially Sienna, Coogar, Sisi_kill, Maclantunji, Juan Mata, ileobatoja,Slimyem, kokosheen, Rudysmith, Kobojunkie, Sauer,Enoquin, Ifyalwys, bluedum and all others. I love you guys so muchm
FamilyRe: Which One Will You Prefer As A Partner Between An Albino And A Dwarf? by stpat1(m): 10:03am On Dec 02, 2012
Albino. I'm 6ft 2". There's nothing wrong with any of them
CrimeRe: Over 100 Graves Robbed In Benin For Voodoo Rituals by stpat1(m): 7:41am On Dec 02, 2012
mascot5: boys are not smiling.benin city for dat mata.delta boy hve better tinz to do dan look for dead bodies parts.fg i beg mak ona fyn work giv all dose boys.
You appear as a stark illiterate. For you not to be able to understand this simple write up is a shame. You are a disgrace to all Deltans.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 8:11pm On Dec 01, 2012
ileobatojo: What happened? You were one of the first females to contact him with your interest in his offer, why do you now believe he is a ritualist?



At what point did it become very glaring what his intention was?
My brother, thanks for that question you asked her. You can imagine such unintelligent comments coming from someone who is advertising herself for surrogate task.

Why does she think any right thinking man will want a riff raff with such low IQ to carry his baby?
Even if the fees she accepting to take is far less below what I'm offering, I still say NO cos I'll be the to loose for life if even one out of thousands of her moronic genes is adopted by the child.

Though I'm not too mad at her, if fact I thank my stars cos if I had gone ahead with the process with a demented disillusioned thrash like her, the rest of my lifetime wont be enough the get over the the regret that will follow.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 9:27am On Nov 30, 2012
bluedum: hahaha I'm too wise to deliver children for ritual killers na, and who's size are you talking of? You must be blind to say such cos im size ten, slim,goodlooking, 23 woman and talking of yours pls put your pics here and let peolple see how you look like someone sucking garri 24/7 and such an ugl.y thing!
Oh my good God, is it now that bad in Nigeria? At 23 and willing to be a surrogate mother. Na na na this govt has really failed its citizens. At this age, you should be looking forward to graduating and get a good job for yourself. Though I may not fully understand your condition cos he who wears the shoes, knows where it pinches.

That said, I still expect a lady of 23 to reason better. Haba 23 yrs is no joke na, afterall my youngest sibling is 24 and has finished serving and working now.

So don't think at 23 you are too young to reason well. Its either you were extremely malnourished while growing up which affected your brain development, fell from your mother's back while you are toddler, you've been sniffing gasoline or thinner.
I'm very sure you're not an imbecil`e so stop acting like one.
FamilyRe: MY CANDID Thots....hear What Oprah Winfrey Had To Say About Men by stpat1(m): 9:06am On Nov 30, 2012
All she has said is nothing but the truth. Knowing it is one thing and applying it is another.
When you love someone, you just forget principles.
Christianity EtcRe: $240 And $100 For Blessings By Matthew Ashimolowo by stpat1(m): 3:20am On Nov 30, 2012
tobechi74: I dont tink i blive dis. Plz confirm
Ehen, you don't believe until you confirm. No problem, they mentioned the location in the post. You can go there and confirm yourself. Mschewwwww.
PoliticsRe: Reps Threaten To Order Okonjo-iweala's Arrest Over Police Pension by stpat1(m): 3:14am On Nov 30, 2012
She is not above the house. If she has been invited and has refused then an arrest warrant should be issued. I'm sure the police will be very eager to do that since it's their pension that is being held.

I am sick of her larger than life attitude
PoliticsRe: Enslaved In France, Nigerian Woman Fights Back (video) by stpat1(m): 3:10am On Nov 30, 2012
But didn't she suspect or better put know what was ahead of her before agreeing to go for it? She knew it was prostitution quite well and the only reason she backed out was because of the amount she was to pay back. She should count herself lucky she was not arrested.
PoliticsRe: FG To Unveil 29 Yr Infrastructure Master Plan by stpat1(m): 3:01am On Nov 30, 2012
For goodness sake, what sort of vision less leaders do we have in Nigeria? Imagine them saying considering Nigeria's lean resources? 2014 - 2043. It will surely go the way of housing for all by year 2000, vision 2010.

Mumu leaders
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 12:02am On Nov 30, 2012
kokosheen: If that's the case (even though she could still cheat on you if she wants), this process is going to be pretty expensive unless you intend to keep her in your own house. Also, what you're asking the lady to sacrifice is much more than she just humping you and giving you a baby, you're asking her to pause her life for 2 years +.

Men, that's kinda cheap for a graduate @1.2m package. Things are bad but I don't expect a graduate that you might consider fit to be your baby mama taking this offer. I think you stand a better chance with career minded chicks who also don't want the marriage baggage.
That is why I am saying the lady is not expected to just want to do it for the money. It must be what she wants. The money is just to help in taking care of some stuffs.

As per cheating, well I don't care about that she can do what she likes after conception. But she will have to be a non smoker as I have mentioned earlier and alcohol is out of the question.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 11:24pm On Nov 29, 2012
Hello all,

When I made my request and presented my offer, sincerely I was expecting just abt 2 or at most 3 to respond positively to it then do my follow up from there. Was thinking maybe I'll get request from just one or 2 chicks then I can follow up from there. But now with over 30 accepted requests and another about 22 hanging,I must must confess that I was blown away. Now I am even more confused cos I don't know how to go about it anymore. Now I can't even decipher who's intention is good and genuine or otherwise.

Nonetheless, there have been 3 outstanding ppl amongst them all. 2 is because they live in PH where I reside, and another striking one in abj(can't wait to meet her).

I'll be meeting the ph chicks tomorrow and then the abj chick sometime by next weekend.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 10:53pm On Nov 29, 2012
kokosheen: Smart question...

OP, how do you escape the fate of many married Nigerian menhuh I know one is by not getting married but Enoquin asked a valid question, how do you ensure she sleeps only with you? Or do you intend to house her till she gets pregnanthuh
she'll be tested before the whole process, then she will be in a rented apart till she gives birth. Or she can go about her normal life after the pregnancy is over 2 months (that's if she wishes). But by the ninth month she has to be in the apartm. And within the city and will be there in the next 1 year for good attention.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 10:13pm On Nov 29, 2012
bluedum: Hahahaha i dey laf you people in chinese so you think this poster really want to have a child or children and keep? Pls people use your brains and don't let money blind you. I'm sure what this guy want is either 1. A stolen or born child/children for him that will be use for money rituals or 2.either some people want to buy the children and He stood as the middleman probably collecting 500k & giving the surrogate 250k share or 3.He is in a childless marriage and want someone as surrogate for him and his wife. Either you people believe it or not one of those above mention is the purpose of the poster
And you are planning to be a surrogate mother for rituals? And looking forward to sell your babies? I was expecting you to have a more developed brain, at least considering your size. Mtschwwww
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 10:57am On Nov 29, 2012
honeric01: My last comment on this thread

I have the feeling this young man is not a true christian and i won't judge you if you are or not.
but if you're a christian, you should know that you have just 2 options in Christianity, it's either you get married, stick to one wife and live with her unless in a situation of infidelity.

Or you don't marry at all and NOT ENGAGE in anything se.x, (Eunuch) (This is what Jesus taught Christians).


One more thing, have you ever thought of this? you have a mother who's willing to take care of these kids, what if your dad did the same thing, would have had a mother to look up to that you'd be thinking of her taking care of your kids?

Pray this prayer only if you need God's help in returning the trust you have lost for women.

Lord, heal me of every affliction
Lord heal me of every burden
Lord, heal me of every pain
Lord, give me solutions to every marital and relationship difficulties
Lord, heal me of every past wounds
Lord, come against inborn negativity towards relationships
Lastly, come against impurity of the heart.

I believe you have trust issues and you are tired of trusting and getting disappointed, hence the reason you're taking the route.

Mind you, i don't have anything against your decision (if you check my previous comments), but if you're a christian, you're talking the WRONG route, if not, then good luck!
Honestly I just said those prayers. Thank yÓu
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 1:18am On Nov 29, 2012
Idowuogbo: Yearrrit! U gon love every bit of d pounding and jerking. Na2day? Pfft!!
Idowu What are you doing at this time, Tarmac don dry?
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 1:16am On Nov 29, 2012
RudySmith: I am also glad 2 read the above, and remember the golden rule, don't hand a Kobo until u have signed and sealed the deal. Meet the prospective ladies one on one *always in a public place* and study them carefully, don't b in any rush. A lady could still take whatever u r offering b4 the birth and then abscond with the baby after birth so b wise on this. Let me not even start on the many girls that have had so many abortion that you will sex them from morning 2 night and they could never get pregnant, and so waste ur time and energy. No handouts should be made before a confirmation of pregnancy, no balance payment should b made b4 confirmation of paternity *DNA test*. Some scammers and greedy golddiggers are good at their cons, watch out.

Here are a few questions that u should ask them:
Why r u thinking of doing it?
What r ur plans afterwards?
What does ur family think of this?
Do u want 2 have some kind of relationship with the child afterwards or complete separation?
R u in a relationship at the moment?

good luck and keep us informed!
I can't believe this! Did you peep through my jotter? These are some of the question Ikve been told to ask.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 1:03am On Nov 29, 2012
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Tee hee hee! I can see it now.

INTERIOR.STPAT'S LAB - NIGHT

Stpat - Open Legs

PSM - Yes sir

Stpat - Starting process of Inserting of my abunna into your abunga. Hold Still, no touching.

PSM - Yes Sir.

Stpat - I'm in.

Begins countdown as Jeopardy Themes song plays

One minute thirty seconds into it


Stpat - Ejacu/lation process starting, Are receptors in place?

PSM - Yes sir!

Stpat - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 GOING FOR LAUNCH!!

PSM - Yes Sir

10 seconds later

StPat - Starting withdrawal process

PSM - Yes Sir

20 mins after clean up

PSM reaches to shake hands. Stpat backs away


Spat - If results are negative, have your people call my people.

PSM - Yes Sir.

Stpat Exit Stage Right.

*PSM = POTENTIAL SURROGATE MOTHER[/quote]You are just too funny my guy
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 12:59am On Nov 29, 2012
moreeni: Nothing wrong with your preposition.You only need to state the facts more clearly.
Questions:
1. Will the fertilization be thru artificial insemination or the traditional style?
2. How many trials until hit is permitted (normal average couple take up to 3-6 months)
3. Will there be legal allow for the mother to have part claim to the kids for live?
4. If in the future you decide to get married will you allow the mother to then take custody of the kids?
5. How many children overall would you want?
6. Etc
Questions: Ans
1. Will the fertilization be thru artificial insemination or the traditional style? Unfortunately, traditional.
2. How many trials until hit is permitted (normal average couple take up to 3-6 months) that's not true. Her Ovulation period will be best time
3. Will there be legal allow for the mother to have part claim to the kids for live? She's free to visit them
4. If in the future you decide to get married will you allow the mother to then take custody of the kids? NO
5. How many children overall would you want? 2
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 12:50am On Nov 29, 2012
Cbourne: no post on nairaland has ever gotten to me like this one...i understand you,i know you must have gone through some heart-rending stuff,but it's not enough to give up on love and marriage...fine,we can't all be married but i am sure at some point,in the future you are gonna crave a companionship only a soul-mate or wife can provide,what do you do then?pay another woman to be your soul-mate?what happens when you have sexual urge?look for a random woman or a prostitute and pay for her services afterwards?for how long exactly?
the thing is we are mortals and none of us knows what is gonna happen in the future,hold on for now please and let your heart heal before you do what you might end up regretting...just saying though##
You render me speechless. Thanks all the same
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 12:42am On Nov 29, 2012
Walexz02: Stay dia dey shout until the application close..8-) u no see wetin ur signature talk? Dtz xactly wt d op is afraid of.
Lol. You want to kill me with laughter o. She forgot to check her signature na. Thanks jare my brother
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 12:35am On Nov 29, 2012
Amazonjoe: All I ve to tell you is that you are a very, very poor man. 1 baby 250k then twince 500k. Monthly allowance 50k. What do you take women for? Even if any woman will want to do it, certainly not for a poor man like you.
Thank you so much cash madam. I'm not trying to say the amount offered is worth it, its just an allowance. Afterall she's not responsible for her medical bill, drugs etc. Well if you feel its rock bottom low pls do well to help substantiate it. Ill really appreciate it.

Eni asoro fun to ni toun baje, kini ko' oloro se?
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by stpat1(op): 12:25am On Nov 29, 2012
1ndidi2: @op: u sound like a honest man! So
When your kids grow up and ask you what happened to their "mother" what would u say? Remember u are a "honest man".
They won't have cause to ask that because their mother will be visiting them once in a while. They'll only understand that things didn't just work out btw me and her.

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