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LadyD22:
For you?

For the average Nigerian girl. Except for few cases, the average graduate girl in Nigeria earns 80k or less. Adding 25k to your income would be a big boost

stabilizer:
I swear to God, Obi will loose 2023 presidential election in a very brutal way.

Are you cursed to suffer all your life? Suffer never taya you

Jakiblend:
Recommend your sister, at least she's jobless

E pain am

Jakiblend:
You're very funny, what's 25k for sex?
For one month

That’s why he said he doesn’t want runs girls because una mouth don wide. Adding 25k to whatever you’re earning decently would make quite a difference

Very funny person!

1. She’s not your wife but a mere girlfriend
2. How sure are you that you’re the owner of the pregnancy?
3. Have you conducted a DNA test?

Even if it turns out it’s yours, oga u have no legal standing

And just to add, u probably are ugly or broke or both that’s why she has refused to have the baby. Guys who are rich or handsome, na babes dey force children on them. Ask Wizkid or Drake

Nikkyfol:
The Location is not an issue as It can be delivered to you
Kindly DM: 07031017445

Even if I’m in Kankia in Katsina? Or Sambisa in Bornu?

Location and price

Peter532:
I swear to God I nor dey smell, and I do have roll on and different body sprays I use on.


fools like you don't know that they are some oversabi guests who you give chance, will take chances.
they just open mouth waaah...talk anything when enter their mouth..not minding how it will sound to the receiver.

fools like you na only one side them dey reason

This my talk pain u sha but e dey very obvious say u no get sense and you’re probably really smelling because ordinary talk like your guest made nor suppose pain unless u really dey smell. I will surely cover my nose when I see u…arindin

U sef try dey bath or use roll on. Sometimes we might not really perceive our own body odors. Beside, just because say na your house no mean say u no fit smell.

xXStormbornXx:
Bro i am interested in swapping for the last of us 2. I have horizon zero dawn, call of duty ww2 and god of war

Sorry bro, I’ve played all

No information on the processor speed nor the year of the system.

tsephanyah:
Pitobi the Twitter popular candidate will come last even kwankwaso will have more votes than him. This i have seen

You came on a thread advising you to market your candidate yet na the opposition be your problem. Are you cursed?

shigishege:
It never made any difference. He didn't denied that he didn't attend primary school, he said his certificates were stolen. So what's up?

Oga open your senses when you read.

You didn’t deny attending primary school yet you didn’t give any information about your primary or secondary school if truly, so that people can go there to verify.

While Tinubu skipped information regarding his primary and secondary education in the INEC form, he, however, said he attended University of Chicago between 1972 and 1976, where he obtained B.Sc in Economics.

DenreleDave:
The Hatred from igbos to tinubu is making me consider supporting him now...


Hatred from one which they all stay in the Lagos he built....


Yet they say Fashola and Ambode built Lagos... So pls who brought those guys on board?

My Leader BAT did....

A leader is known as a leader because of the success of the people he mentored even after reign... BAT masterplan made Fashola and Ambode now......

Peter Obi can't even vouch of mentoring any one.... Someone that relocated to lagos after his 8 years tenure as governor in anambra....

You can imagine BAT relocating to anambra after 8 years in Lagos as governor... Never......


Stop this hatred ipob.... You can't be hating and still be prospering.....

Let give this man a chance....

Give City Boy a Chance to rule this Nigeria....

Peter Obi can wait till 203sumtin

[b]Peter Obi is Ip0b project..... I wish he wasnt so that power can change from pdp apc criminals but the truth is: PETER OBI IS AN IPOB PROJECT..

IF PETER OBI BECOMES THE PRESIDENT, UGM, IPOB WILL BE KILLING ANYONE BCOX OF THEIR MAN JUST LIKE BUHARI PEOPLE ARE DOING

Seems like u don’t want to stop deceiving yourself. You are already a staunch supporter of Tinubu yet deceiving yourself that it’s because of ipob u want to consider him.

Suffer no dey tire you? You have undergone 8 years of hardship under Buhari, u want to go through same under Tinubu, later you will come on Nairaland to beg for crumbs like you have done in the past.

Don’t forget how you posted your shirtless picture on Nairaland Ashawo thread holding an inscription that was insulting yourself after someone promised to give you crumbs if you did it. The internet never forgets

sgtponzihater1:
The very beginning:

This is one question I probably know the answer to. I could afford a flat, My cable subscription was on point, I hardly ran out of data, except my smile plug was temporary offline, and I could very well feed myself with all the sort of meals I wanted. I also was far above average for a cook.

I really was not thinking of a wife at all. Ladies came and went. I knew while women can be pleasurable, living with them forever could probably cause a strain. So I avoided them for nearly 30years of my life if not more. I obviously was not a Saint, yet I tried my best to do no harm.

Then the scammers came. I can remember all of them. They saw my good life and wished me suffering. They painted the wrong narrative. "PonziHater, you shouldn't be cooking all this soup yourself and doing the dishes everything. "You need a woman to soften things up", when they found me in the restaurant eating "ogufe", they blurted out loudly that I was just a wasting money when I could have a wife to easen things up. They made vague references men who were supposedly living happier lives because of the women in their life. All these men were disgruntled, but kept a fake smile to sell a false narrative

The truth it was it was all brainwash. I felt good, happy and free. I couldn't afford the best designers, but my shirt were "red tag", and my pants were decent. I could fuel my car, and "afford" any lady on the daily. I truly then did not understand the softening of life that they claimed Marriage will bring, but with their emphasis, I thought of a near heaven, where lovely meals, a lot of sex, children calling me daddy and a wife to walk to in the park. What I found going forward was just like being at the peak of orgasm in a brothel, just at the point when the police were breaking in. It was some pleasure subsequently followed by gross imprisonment. It was going to hell on a 24hours drive, and then returning only to be stopped in the middle of nowhere by robbers. It was the most distasteful experience a man could see.

To be continued

ChiefSgtPonziHater

Don’t know why but this story sounds like the sad story of my life

HajiMT:
I can see that many southern Nigerians are politically naive and uninformed. I live in northern Nigeria but I am a southerner. I recently made a trip to Lagos and the Uber man that took me to the airport, of course a southerner from the east, was trying to market Obi to me. I asked a simple question if he believed Obi could win and he answered in affirmative. I later lectured him that Obi can’t even get close talkless of winning. He became sad and dejected because he was eventually convinced that winning is a mission impossible for Obi.

In Lagos, I engaged some colleagues that I though were informed because of their level of education but there is no difference between them and the Uber guy. They also believed the noise on social media. Anyway, they also surrendered to superior arguments and became disoriented.

Not an iota of sense in this post. What was the superior argument u gave that u thought must’ve convinced him in your small mind. Suffer no dey tire you?

You didn’t even mention just one because u know the story you concocted was just a figment of your imagination

Channah1:
It tasted nice actually but I no belleful .

Go and deworm

The worst president of all time. Can’t wait for the next election

iamoyindamola:
Lou2 for uncharted 4

U try sef. Na LOU2 for sega cartridge I dey find

oluwafreshkid:
LOU 2 for COD WW2?

pinkyruledworld:
E be like say lagosians no wan dey sell/swap CD's again

The matter shock me o. Games exchange has drastically dropped. I’m the last person to ever want to jailbreak my machine.

Games available for swap
The Last of Us 2
MK 11
Injustice 2

Moh247:





Nairaland just giving this rifraffs free publicity

Important news would go viral on twitter and Instagram for over a week before making Nairaland FrontPage

But let two Obi supporters internet miscreants organise a meeting at a beer parlour or club, then it's on FrontPage, let two Obi supporters trader in Kano and Gombe paint their house or shops Loser Party LP logo then it's on Nairaland



.

E pain you

iPhone X 64GB, factory unlocked, Face ID working, light scratches at the back. Front is spotless with screen guard. Also comes with free pouch.

Price: 130k firm
Location: Lagos Ojo/Isolo/Apapa

Swap with iPhone X and cash?

Timekeeper452:
When an idiot comes across gaming in his lifetime.

Pelumi444:
That guy is so so foolish. I don't even understand how he reasons. He's talking foolishly. If he doesn't talk about how costly people are selling their ps4, he'll talk about how ps5 is so costly and how vendors are ripping people off. Haba now, what's his business if someone set a price on his goods. That guy is mad

Completely and absolutely! I won’t waste my time on here quoting him. Won’t be feeding the trolls any longer.

Poor people make the loudest noise

Samuel2255:
If your condition is like the above rant …

Please don’t buy ps5 …

Just stick to ps3 or better still, keep playing ps2

Some of us don leave that dark age bro.

I’m talking generally about Nigeria, you’re talking like you share account balance with Jeff Bezos. Now I see why nobody even send u for this place. Nonsense and ingredient

Samuel2255:
Would you rather buy this for almost 30k

SMH

I will rather sub , and get many more games !
It cheaper that way

But have you also considered the cost of data and stable electricity and time in-between? Have you also factored storage capacity of the machine? Nigeria’s internet cost and download speed and power availability are still very poor.

It’s like cheap now has another new meaning

Kingkumsecond:
Thanks for your concern sir, i relocated to the village and is yet to deal with people around. however, the issue is settled now. i'm not going to pay them after beating me yesterday(to me, the beatings cover all the debt) cos i don't know where livestock guards got power to be beating people who borrow money. thank again

It is well with you. But I would still suggest you pay before they come for another round of beating

But Nigerian Police is totally stupid. Asking her to check her dm like it’s a casual chat and responding by past 8pm when the incident started around 1! 7 Fucking gruesome hours in the hands of kidnappers? What if her phone has been collected