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MISSCONGENIALITY:
Something happened to me on Sunday that made me wonder what people would have been writing if I had died.
Went to cute my hair and even tinted it pink. I'm not the going out type i love my sleep on Sundays. But then i got someone who could cut, curl and tint it for me that Sunday and then i said let me do it since other days of the week are work days.
I didn't drive cos left my car at the mechanic on Saturday.
Now on my way back after making this beautiful hair and I loved the new look. I took Keke to and on my was and impatient driver hit us off the road and i fell out as the driver was struggling with the streering so that we don't tumble.
The luck we had is that the Keke man wasn't on speed and he was not also in the middle of the road if not an oncoming car may have smashed me when I fell
The crazy past of it is thean that hit us didn't stop.
I had bruises all over my body and while everyone was cursingthe mad driver, i was speechless. Many people tell like that and died.
If I had died, maybe the story would have been that my Yahoo boyfriend dumped me by the road side, of that i went to do ashawo and was killed in a hotel and later dumped by the road side.
Or if they never got to see my body, the story might be that i ran off with a man. Some people who know me well may even say it's her sugar Daddy that got her the car she's been driving and maybe his wife heard it and sent people to kill her.
And then i realized that the dead doesn't hear all these lies that fly about because they are dead. It's the living the cook up stories about a dead they know not jow it occured. Even those who witness and know how it occured may decide to add their own sugar or change the whole narrative.
May her soul rest in peace.

If you had died, nobody would've tagged you any of the aforementioned cos there would've been witnesses including fellow passengers. Stop trying to change the narrative of the OPs story

siofra:
What's the difference between expatriate and immigrant and refugee??

Truth is, expat and immigrants mean the same in the real context. However, these Asian companies use the term expatriate to refer to themselves so that they can pay themselves outrageous bogus salaries as opposed to the peanuts they pay their Nigerian counterparts working in the same company

cenaman:
Bunch of Idiots.

Is Buhari the locomotive man? No

Is he the minister of transport? No.

Is he the defense? No.

Is he the chief of army staff? No.

Is he the Chief of Air Staff? No.

Is he the Chief of naval Staff? No.

Is he the inspector general of police? No.

Then why are they sueing him?

Try dey get sense. Who is the Commander-in-chief? Who gives eventual approval?

But this SERAP keeps suing with nothing to show for

Nice one OP

As much as I applaud your efforts...WTF is that guy doing birthing children when he's not even stable enough to feed himself. These are the kind of people that end up birthing criminals, prostitutes and all sorts that eventually constitute nuisance in the society.


People should learn to be stable before bringing kids to this world. It is so unfair to bring them here to suffer with you. Sternly warn him not to produce anymore kids

spuknik:
I was once like you brother. I spent 17 years in that bondage. I graduated with 2.2, made me spent another 11 years before I got a Job. I fasted 21 days, prayed like I will die but nothing happened. I thank God that I met a true man of God that told me the root of the problem. My brother you need someone to deliver you. My own was from my village people, I don't know your source. Till you discover the source only then will you be free. Be careful of fake prophets who will fleece your money. You can call me on 09028696980

You people are just using masturbation to lie up and down. My roommate back at the university didn't have a gf from start to finish so he was chronically masturbating whereas I had a gf I always brought to the one room apt we shared and banged her at night, in the dark, in his presence.

We both graduated with 2'1, both got jobs within 2 months after service. Both married. So masturbation isn't the cause of your failures in life

Don't settle4 less
Buy bitcoin
Learn full stack/programming

deltateam:
Oga you are wicked o. He needs a balance. If he marries someone as busy as him and babies start coming. Who will take care of them?

Do you prefer him to get a woman who would die of loneliness because of his unavailability? That could also lead her to cheat. His best bet like I said, is to get someone with an equally busy schedule who understands what it also means

Injustice 2 available for swap with Sekiro or Assassin's creed odyssey

The last of us 2 available for sale or swap with The Ghost of Tsushima

Nigerialabalaba:
Jagaban wey God give good aura to bless Lagos go bless Nigeria when Jagaban become President.

Lagos just dey shine and become more and more prosperous. God I thank u for Jagaban, Lagos, Google, and APC o.

For me and my household, na Jagaban we go vote for in 2023 insha allah.

I think it'll be better if you and your household worship jagaban instead. Nonsense and Asiwaju

Book I read far back 1992

Sense. Nothing else but pure undiluted common sense

This chat reminds me of one girl I had a hot argument with on WhatsApp. She was about to say trash to me when I composed a better message, blasted her and blocked her

After a few months later, I fvcked her

You're making a mountain out of a mole, what will you now say about soldiers who go for months or even years without having a single time for family or relationship. Find a babe that also has a similar busy schedule and see how you both can blend up

Kvvngkhalifa202:
Me and my first daughter are both April
Me 20th
Wealth 26th

Daughter daddy loves you mad
Grow old and shine bright

My first daughter and I too are April born

Me: 26th
She: 29th

Wishing everyone the best of the best

Ollygold:
Lazy naija youth
So if Obi cubana buy form for Peter obi you will call EFCC for him or if i decides to buy form for Atiku you will call ICPC for me.

If you don't have anything incriminating up your sleeves, why should calling EFCC or ICPC cause you heartache? After all, Obi Cubana has been invited severally by EFCC and he didn't flinch unlike how you're presently doing

Anybody who buys this nomination form should have the EFCC on their trail at this time. You must show what you do to have such amount and more

150k serious buyer

EmzyT:
Comrade e be like say you go too like Vawulence in reality ooo

I came here for the vawulence and I wasn't disappointed

I swear this is one of the sweetest chats I've read in a long time. OP, you deserve every good thing of life. God bless you in all measures.


Modified: I thought the bitch was too busy to chat. Now she has time to respond after feigning over-busy. I liked the way you served it hot-hot. You now made it so sweet by collecting back your 2k

Me: Happy Easter

She: same

Like WTH is same

Hisbah21:
hang urself

If I was an admin, I would ban your account for 900 yrs. However, I wish you what you wish others

MadamVanessa:




[s]Stupid and idiotic useless comment


Why must she tell her before dancing in music video to make her money.[/s]

Your comment is the idiotic useless comment here if a girl can be in a relationship and still not tell such useful information to her boyfriend unless she has something to hide

Injustice 2 available for swap with either Assassin's creed odyssey or Sekiro

joetem:
Not the DPO , how do you expect men with gun bring paid ₦45k salary, (₦1500) daily to cope With wife and kids.... No DPO can push any man against his conscience. Its a case of survival and in the process greed and lawlessness sets in

That's why I called it the first step. Starting from the head. Even if you pay the policemen huge salaries, as long as they are being compelled to deliver, they will still have no choice but to obey their DPOs

doubleE70:
wtf man. how was he able to keep that up for 62yrz . some people are crazy sha

He only does it when he's with the wife. Outside of that, he's normal. Sometimes, these steps are some of the best ways to avoid getting into confrontation with these daughters of Eve

First step in the right direction. The DPOs are the main culprits, forcing their men to "deliver" when mounting road blocks

If your cousin has been tasting her kpekus while you're not around, even if you give him millions of naira to rent an apartment, you're just wasting your time. He will keep the money and probably stay with a friend pending the time you will return, then he will return back to your house and continue where he stopped.

But as much, find him a location very far from your home. And probably invite your wife's brother whom you can trust to live with your wife pending your relocation

I'm interested in the TV. If it's for sale

That's what Yorubas are known for. Betrayers! Everywhere dey go, dey betray with impunity

This one small na

My daughter climbed my closed MacBook and cracked the screen. Shey I go kill am ni? I used the laptop like that for years till I got another