₦airaland Forum

Simdyofficial:
guess that's your job too.. Should we quit our relationship cux of all that's happening FYI: I am married. So keep those bad news for your daughters

Kingjames:
like me during the christmas holiday
though while fcking, my p*nis dropped as soon as i think of the loan and how to repay
its well with my soul

Diagonal:
I've decided to end the marriage and move on with my life, exactly 1 year and 3 weeks after our wedding. I couldn't put up with it anymore. Wife never ever showed any concern nor made any effort to solve the problem.

Ernest4321:

Antoeni:
MY 2022 PROPHECIES

1. More weddings in Nigeria between February and December.
2. Women will give birth all year round.
3. Nigerians will use fuel for their cars.
4. People across Nigeria will have their bath in the bathroom.
5. Christians will worship on Sundays at Churches.
6. Moslems will worship on Friday at Mosque.
7. More Nigerians Will eat fish, chicken and meat.
8. Children age 6 years will start primary school across Nigeria.
9. Abuja will remain the capital of Nigeria.
10. Mathematics and English will still be thought in schools across Nigeria.
11. The love for Jollof rice will remain in Nigeria.
12. Yoruba people will continue to eat amala and ewedu.
13. More people across the Niger will relish fufu and oha soup.
14. Edo people will continue their love for for black soup and pounded yam.
15. Nigerians will sleep on their beds at night.
16. More Nigerians Will still travel abroad on holidays.
17. The President of Nigeria will remain a man.
18. People of Northern Nigeria will continue to eat tuwo shinkafa.
19. Ikeja will remain capital of Lagos state.
20. Nigerians will eat Isiewu, asun, pepper soup all through the year.
21. Sanwo-olu will remain Lagos state governor.
22. There will be traffic in Lagos!

Wazobia2216:
When Tonto was show casing things he didn't buy for her, she wasn't nagging then abi

Blame Tonto Dike all you want but the truth was that she was cheated and that was the genesis of her ranting!

Someone you are doing alot for still cheating on you!

Alot of you might even do worse than her if you were in her shoes!

So there's nothing to celebrate about this partners!

Adarabi:
Sold boss thanks

Toks2008:
How on earth did one man cope with a thousand women as wives as well as concubines..? Just imagine one man with a thousand of these wonderful creations of GOD in different colours and curves.

I have tried to fathom how he satisfied all of them sexually...


Anyone with an idea?

Calibrator:
You guys worry too much.


Someone like me will read the whole spoiler, go ahead to read the entire plot on Wikipedia to confirm if it is worth my time then go ahead to watch the movie proper............... And still enjoy it.

JackBizzle:
So you think you are smart?

What if I reply all your comments with spoilers?


Seriously though, I was only joking. I am not a spoiler. It wouldn't be fair to spoil it for others.

However, when the movie comes out on dvd in 3 months time, spoilers would be okay

JackBizzle:
Spiderman No Way Home. 10/10

3 is indeed the lucky number.
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Lol. [s]Should anyone annoy me, I will spoil the movie here.[/s]

saphiere:
I bet the thieves are men.

PROVERBZ:
All my life I never fantomed how someone would be brave enough to do such. As some one that lives off campus I hear it happens in the hostel anytime I visit but I never believed.

Recently the guy I started staying with brought his girlfriend she was nice and looked responsible. As the costom that I was used to, I expected him to inform me if he wanted to start anything intimate.
I just stepped into the kitchen to grab snacks and I walked into the room. What I saw I could not comprehend at first. Took me like 20seconds to understand what was going on. I felt second hand embarrassment but they did not seem to worry about it like I did.

And after that the girl would still come sometimes and instead of the guy to tell me early to leave or find somewhere to stay for the night. To my surprise like at 9 the girl would emerge from no where and I would have nO where to go cuz it's late.

Then they would start fucking and I have to pretend to be sleeping while they are doing it.

typicalgamer:
I’m never hacking and lose online access for what ?