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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Strawman: 8:55pm On Mar 30, 2016
DemiGoddess:
@\;$%=~??
Ok, I've seen very weird stuff on Nairaland, but how on earth did you get 11 likes by typing the 'at' sign, backward slash, semi colon, dollar sign, percentage sign, 'equals to' sign, a sign I still haven't figured out what it means and two question marks? huh
HealthRe: Nutritiinal Benefits Of Zobo Drink (hibiscus Sepal). by Strawman: 1:08pm On Mar 30, 2016
But christinie that number 2. I'm kinda skinny and I don't want to lose anymore weight, does this mean I should avoid zobo? lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Question For The Ladies On Here by Strawman: 3:23pm On Mar 29, 2016
They will reconsider ooooooh! Any girl that says otherwise is lying!
EducationRe: Nigerian University With the Highest Number Of Rich Kids? by Strawman: 11:12am On Mar 29, 2016
Baze University Abuja - school fees N2.5 million
Christianity EtcRe: Did Christ's Sacrifice Absolve Humanity Of "Original Sin"? by Strawman: 7:35pm On Mar 27, 2016
Ayomikun37:
Oh, a deranged bastard finally showed up.... why keep me waiting, you mad idiot? I've been expect dogs like you to show up... I wonder why it took you such a long time to bark... But next time you're coming to a public forum, remember not to leave your brain behind. You may not need it in your church, but you need it here, you terrible person... Your post certainly wasn't for me, reserve it for your lame dad at home.... You must have had a nice time salivating while typing that headfuck..... Oh right, dogs do salivate... it's natural. Enjoy your credulity..... fucking bulldog...
https://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4269527.jpg
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Strawman: 3:12pm On Mar 27, 2016
JackBizzle:
What kind of nonsense strawman argument is this?
Please refrain from calling me "nonsense" again undecided

cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Did Christ's Sacrifice Absolve Humanity Of "Original Sin"? by Strawman: 3:09pm On Mar 27, 2016
Oh the ramblings of a pained pagan cheesy
PoliticsRe: So There Was A Fight @ The National Assembly And No News Network Carried It. by Strawman: 11:58am On Mar 27, 2016
My guy what is your SOURCE nau!!? undecided
CultureRe: Big Python Saved In My Village(pics) by Strawman: 4:28pm On Mar 26, 2016
Imagine if snakes could...(Oh I've already typed this on another snake thread) lipsrsealed

That same snake will still be killed by another Nairalander.
CelebritiesRe: Wanna Go To D Movies Togeda? by Strawman: 3:46pm On Mar 26, 2016
Raeshelle:
sure whatever.. Buh I dnt think dats in d cinemas yet. Deadpool maybe?.. I just wanna go out wit a random person
The movie is out; it came out few days ago on cinema. I've already watched Deadpool, and if I'm free, I'll check out BvS in few days. Too bad I'm in Abuja tho, so...good luck on your companion hunt
CelebritiesRe: Wanna Go To D Movies Togeda? by Strawman: 11:16am On Mar 26, 2016
You want to watch Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice tongue
Science/TechnologyRe: A Python Snake Killed By A Nairalander by Strawman: 12:55am On Mar 26, 2016
Imagine if snakes could use phones, and they had their own website called SnakeLand, and on the website's front-page, you'll be seeing topics like "See the human killed by a SnakeLander" lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: What’s So Good About Good Friday? by Strawman: 8:51pm On Mar 25, 2016
ayodele234:
Guy don't be a slave. Jesus is a dog! How long are you guys going to continue living in darkness? Who gives a Bleep about likes? Even white people wey get Jesus don dey leave am, African man won die for another man thing
E pain am cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: What’s So Good About Good Friday? by Strawman: 4:08pm On Mar 25, 2016
ayodele234:
Black man leave Jesus alone. No man called Jesus died for your sin, it is all bullshit. Why must your god be from Nazareth? It is stupid!
LOL! You probably thought your post was so sensible and enlightening and that you'll get likes for it! lol oh what a fail cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis To Wash & Kiss The Feet Of 4 Nigerian Catholics, 3 Muslims,5 Others by Strawman: 10:48am On Mar 25, 2016
Kbs468:
Look at this too
That image is arrant rubbish. None of those verses specified that that is how you should pray. It's only pointing out how different people prayed.

In Matt. 6: 9 - 13, after Jesus' disciples asked Him to teach them to pray, He never mentioned that they must stand, or kneel, or lie down etc. to pray or anything like that. So use your sense rather than poor quality internet memes at times.. it helps tongue
RomanceRe: I Caught The Girl That Stole My Gold...something Critical Happend To Her. by Strawman: 8:45am On Mar 22, 2016
johnwizey:
Primary what are youhuh
Is it not obvious that he didn't go to school? huh
RomanceRe: A Message To All The Guys On Nairaland by Strawman: 8:41am On Mar 22, 2016
Then post pictures of 6 cars nau undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Does God Clothe The Wild Grass by Strawman: 3:42pm On Mar 21, 2016
Wow...
Foreign AffairsRe: Ugandan Legislator's Photos Having Sex With GF Published On Pages Of Newspaper by Strawman: 2:39pm On Mar 17, 2016
Please what did the newspaper mean by she "BRUTALISED HIM TO COMATOSE" huh
CelebritiesRe: 10 Things You Should NEVER Google In 2016, Don't say we didn't warn you! by Strawman: 2:18pm On Mar 06, 2016
Blue Waffles...

RomanceRe: Party Gone Wild As A Chealsea Fan Grabs A B**st by Strawman: 2:14pm On Mar 06, 2016
cruzita:
undecided so if I put on a Manchester united jersey and grab someone's d!ck ,I'm a man u fan abi?
But you reason it nau.. Before is it an Arsenal fan that'd be wearing a Chelsea jersey? huh
RomanceRe: Queenvalerie Is The Same As Mrcork by Strawman: 12:21am On Mar 02, 2016
PushPlay:
1.They both type with the same English and diction while MrCork misses the spelling intentionally.

2. They both use attention seeking fonts either by bolding it colour blue just to get noticed.

3. They are usually on the same threads.

4. They are both strictly anonymous. No one outside of Nairaland has ever met or knows Queenvalerie.

5. They are both trolls.


Need more?
This is complete bullshit!

I was expecting to see sensible proof.
EducationRe: What I Saw On Twitter About Jamb Exam by Strawman: 7:53pm On Feb 27, 2016
Oyin93:
Remembered my first jamb ever,took a bike with my friend after d exam waving at people n saying"bye to jamb" not knowing some witches were dere saying"u go come back".After 3 attempts,made it n presently in my second year.I wish all prospective jambites success in their exam...May u not av d cause to resit jamb o
HaHaHaHaHa! cheesy cheesy

Sorry I couldn't hold my laughter after reading that part
CelebritiesRe: close thread by Strawman: 5:08pm On Feb 22, 2016
demo4ril97:
"fake rumour" ur tautology is so bad, rumour are either true or untrue talks.
doyinisaac:
you be fool ooooo.....there is nothing like "fake rumour,Wetin you get for Englishhuh??f9huhgrin
You guys are the ones who are incorrect. "Fake rumour" is not tautology. Rumours can either be true or untrue (demo4ril97 you even acknowledged that), so in a case where it is untrue, then it is a fake rumour. If it is true, then the rumour was actually true; it's as simple as that.

Obaf16 you were correct joor.
RomanceRe: Epic Response A Guy Gave To A Lady That Wished Him Happy Valentine by Strawman: 3:26pm On Feb 14, 2016
epic what? you're just frustrated and lonely
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Nigerians Disbelieve T.B Joshua, Chris Okafor's Miracles? See Reasons by Strawman: 3:06pm On Feb 14, 2016
Acidosis, Uyilredia, KingEbukasBlog, paulGrundy, analice107...
God bless you
And you know why wink
RomanceRe: 7 Types Of People You'll Meet On The 14th Of Feb. by Strawman: 6:56pm On Feb 13, 2016
1. The Predator (OK)

2. The Val's Day Sweetheart (OK)

...bla bla bla...

5. Aunty Linda (wait what??)...

Aunty Linda?

Please why is No.5 named "Aunty Linda"? huh
RomanceRe: What Are The Craziest Things You've Done For Money? by Strawman:
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Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Strawman: 5:59pm On Feb 12, 2016
patches689:
lol. grin grin grin grin

He was making a straw-man argument
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man
Lol oh please, you could've done without the link; you didn't actually expect me of all people NOT to know what a straw man argument is, did you? wink (I mean...it's my username for Christ sake grin )

I just like poking people who inadvertently mention me in their posts..so now that's done, you can have fun with your argument cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Strawman: 5:46pm On Feb 12, 2016
patches689:
STRAWMAN
Why buy torpedoes if we are the only SSA with subs?
Yes? How may I help you?
RomanceRe: Does Masturbation Makes One Slimmer? by Strawman: 9:32am On Feb 07, 2016
OP if you want a serious answer...

You burn calories after masturbation (as well as every other physical activity), but it's not to the extent that you'd see much difference in your body... except you do it too much

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