Family › Re: I Impregnated This Girl And The Family Is Demanding 500k For Settlement by Strech(m): 1:00am On Apr 08, 2020 |
crackkhaus: Guy, you see all that nonsense you wrote up there about how you hate condoms and how you started with condom but had to remove it because you were not feeling it... that tells me all I need to know about you.
You don't love or value yourself, you have no self-worth, a bad decision maker, and above all, a sorry excuse for a G. And all of these characteristics will reflect in various things in your life - business, job, relationships, etc.
A man who knows himself and has gained total control of his life NEVER lets the feeling he thinks he will get from pucci to override his common sense. He will not put his body and life at risk by sleeping with every marine spirit with a hole, worse still, without a condom.
You deserve everything that is coming to you. if you can't advice the dude on how to get out of this mess. Just shut that Bleep up. All humans have their shortcoming. So! I don't why you will be saying all this trash. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Kaduna On Lockdown - Governor El-Rufai by Strech(m): 7:16pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
Banmeallday: Fools, how many people have been killed in “clashes” since 1999 in Kaduna?
He is giving money to terrorist to stop killing yet he never put his state under 30 day lockdown.
You fools dont even know you have rights at all. They will lock you down forever and you will be wondering how did this happen This is the most senseless and baseless comment I have ever come across on seunland. |
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar's Son Test Positive For Coronavirus by Strech(m): 12:16am On Mar 23, 2020 |
mascot87: In my own case,I pray hunger doesn't kill me. How will I stock food items when I couldn't even eat yesterday and no one is ready to help at this time? yet! You still have data on your phone. |
Car Talk › Re: Affordable Honda (baby Boy)2002,nigerian Used For Sale by Strech(m): 7:55pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
First body my left ass. Even as far as from here in Zamfara. I can smell the nonsense chemical from a novice car sprayer. I can pay you 300k for that car. If you are serious about selling it like my comment. |
Romance › Re: Will These Current Set Of Nairalanders Be Active In The Next 15 To 20 Years? by Strech(m): 1:41am On Mar 21, 2020 |
The only 2 guys I'll miss here are the Snake man LaLa and ma nigga that Damnnnnnn niggarrrrr. I love those two guys till I D. I. E. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by Strech(m): 8:26am On Mar 19, 2020 |
Juliearth: In addition to these, I think we should ditch buying water (whether for drinking or domestic chores). Boil your tap water, let it cool, sieve and store for drinking. Wash your fruits and veggies with salt or vinegar (as applicable). Wash your hand every 30 minutes. If outdoor, do not touch your face at all, wear a nose mask and eye wear (sunglasses)... The first thing you should do when you get home even before drinking water is to take a shower. Do not repeat clothes, clean your house (including door handles) with disinfectants....the first thing visitors should do when they come visiting is to wash their hands or change their hand gloves or nose masks.... all this things for inside one day? O lord please have mercy on your children. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Governors shutdown schools in North West, North Central for 30 days by Strech(m): 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2020 |
danielsempire2: Aboki dey go school before...smh your MuMu I swear no be for here. For serious matter you still dey yarn dust. |
Agriculture › Re: How We Make 6 Figures Every 3 Weeks From Farming Ugu by Strech(m): 1:36pm On Mar 18, 2020 |
Please can I have ur contact? I reall y need to start this. |
Sports › Re: If I Show You Secrets On How To Raise Capital For Business From Sports Betting(d by Strech(m): 11:03am On Mar 17, 2020 |
[quote author=Mykaels post=87506688]If I show you secrets on how to raise capital for business from sports betting(draws only) in just five minutes, would you want to learn?
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Don Mykae. Guy help a brother out. But lobo no dey my hand. |
Politics › Re: Pictures: Oshiomhole's Billboard That Was Removed By APC by Strech(m): 11:16pm On Mar 13, 2020 |
vickydevoka: I wish he was my father. My real dad is fine lyk Fulani s buh wat did I do with it so! You mean to say, that your father is a broke ass nigga.? You are an ungrateful son. |
Sports › Re: Ronaldo To Self-Isolate In Madeira & "Won't return to Italy After Rugani Case" by Strech(m): 8:46pm On Mar 12, 2020 |
Dem think we no know say him and that defender hug after the game and even slept in the same room after the game. Make Dem just tell tell us what is wro ng with my GOAT. |
Politics › Re: Yinka Odumakin: This Vindictive Government Has Used And Dumped Emir Sanusi by Strech(m): 10:17pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
yanabasee: Nobody used him and dumped him...
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi II never worked for any APC... He's been very consistent with his vocal criticism, irrespective of who's at the realm of the affairs..
His major interest is the masses.... He yearned for a government that will put the masses first..
You can hate him for all you like , but as the Emir, he's a leader and a great leader for the youths. cry me a river. All we know is that he was used and dumped period!! |
TV/Movies › Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by Strech(m): 6:07am On Mar 08, 2020 |
Ecolizer2000. I piss on your grave. |
Crime › Re: Bandits Killed, Maimed In 5 Kaduna Villages For 4 Hours by Strech(m): 9:07am On Mar 07, 2020 |
kingthreat: You people in Souther Kaduna are not serious. Dont you have successful children in the cities, army, other parts of the country and abroad. Time for you guys to start a fund-raising. Then buy guns. Heavy AK47s. Teach your youths how to shoot. Let there be a watchmen that monitor strange movements into your village. Once the bastards come, return fire with fire. The ones you kill, roast them and feed to your dogs. Untill you learn to fight back, you will be continually oppressed until your village turns to Fulani grazing land. Unite southern Kaduna. Fight back, and who the Bleep told you it's a southern kaduna village them attack this time around? Even 1 Christian no dey that place Dem attack. |
Politics › Re: Oyo Lawmakers Dress In Amotekun Attire To Pass Bill Into Law by Strech(m): 10:19am On Mar 04, 2020 |
Strech: that Kaduna killing happen early in the morning around 7am till 11 am. Then I was on my way to Zaria. I had to pack my car and wait. The most anoiying part is that the army were also there and could not even go to the place. Until those bandits left. dead body wey my eye carry see. I swear, I don dey gather money to leave this country. |
Politics › Re: Oyo Lawmakers Dress In Amotekun Attire To Pass Bill Into Law by Strech(m): 10:17am On Mar 04, 2020 |
akinlaso: close to 50 people were killed in kaduna just lastweek sunday, mulitple attacks were unleashed on some parts of Borno in the upper week, yet people from the southwest/east and the middle belt always just wake up to these headlines thinking it's a normalised news.
NIGERIANS!!! people are truly really dying by tens and the hundreds daily, and our soldiers are on daily basis counterattacking this politically influenced terrorist group and if you also have a plan to be in Nigeria in the next 5-10yrs then it's high time we came together to fight the terrorism once and for all without our religious and political sentiments.
have you ever asked yourselves why a northerner would kill a fellow northern (be it Muslim or Christian) in the name of terrorism despite their tight bond but they don't attack other states with even very different views and ethnics?
IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME!!!
God bless Nigeria, God bless Amotekun, God bless Arewa, God bless WAZOBIA that Kaduna killing happen early in the morning around 7am till 11 am. Then I was on my way to Zaria. I had to pack my car and wait. The most anoiying part is that the army were also there and could not even go to the place. Until those bandits left. |
Sports › Re: Looking For Daily 2 Odd You Can Stake With Rest Of Mind. Come In Here! by Strech(m): 11:50am On Feb 21, 2020 |
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Crime › Re: Kafayat Idowu: Cherubim & Seraphim Where Teens Are Recruited For Prostitution by Strech(m): 11:02am On Feb 21, 2020 |
TheEffective:

Celestial, Cherubim and Seraphim, are no church of Christ but a satanic enclave for dastardly acts and sexual promiscuity.
It is no news how their pastors, elders, and women, including married ones constantly engage in sexual activities and demonic worship.
Scented with colorful candles and dance steps which involves a seductive movement of the hips and pelvis, they set the mood for final showdown (sex) with the elders who sit on high chairs at the altar.
Never marry a woman who was raised in and still maintains affinity for a White Garment. Full of all manner of demonic and sexual perversity, they bring into your home classic voodoism and adulterous tendencies. Never!!!!
. Guy you don know them finish, na so I Jam one during my nysc days in Abia state. She was also a corper. Na so so prayer with red candle she go dey do for night but after she finish the prayer which normally start from 12am to 1 am everyday. After she finish na Sex till day break. Guy that girl nearly kill me with sex. Me wey fat before, when I went home for Xmas my mumsy worry me to go do HIV test. Because of the way I slim down drastically. My neighbours dem carry one kind eyes look me. Guy that sex na their way of life. |
Business › Re: Receive #1000 Up To #200,000 Loan Without Collateral by Strech(m): 7:24am On Feb 21, 2020 |
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Fashion › Re: Foreign Second Hand Clothes Or New Nigerian Made Clothes. Which Do You Prefer? by Strech(m): 7:02am On Feb 21, 2020 |
Ko body fit tell me say him no dey wear okirika. All this guys weh come dey form English and level for here. Na Oyo be your name. Even now wen I dey type na the shit dey my body. |
Agriculture › Re: Latest Prices Of Day Old Broilers, Pullets,turkeys & Cockerels. by Strech(m): 11:53pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
How much is the price of fidan? |
Sports › Re: Daily 2 Odds And Sure Games Prediction Group by Strech(m): 10:02pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
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Sports › Re: Win Daily By Single Bet(1.3 - 2 Odds) by Strech(m): 11:50pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
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Sports › Re: Win Daily By Single Bet(1.3 - 2 Odds) by Strech(m): 11:49pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Hits Maiduguri After Buhari’s Departure by Strech(m): 11:10pm On Feb 12, 2020 |
usba: We will overcome, no matter the wishes of Bokoharam and its supporters on nairaland jubilate, their end is near.
Lol Let us share Jonathan Records that many fools want to foist on Nigeria:
1. Under Jonathan, Churches were bombed, no Christmas passed with out a church being bombed. Under PMB, no church has been bombed. It was so bad, that a Christian attempted to Bomb a church to try spoiling PMB record.
Do we want Jonathan's Nigeria where churches are bombed?
2. Under Jonathan, Nigeria Troops ran to Cameroon to avoid fighting BH, under PMB our Military has put BH on flight that even Shekua confessed that he is tired in a YouTube video?
Do we want Jonathan's Nigeria where our soldiers were scared to fight BH because of equipment?
3. Under Jonathan, BH occupied a territory the size of France and Belgium combined, under PMB all territory are fully recovered and denied space to operate freely.
Do you want Jonathan's Nigeria where BH occupied our territory?
3. Under Jonathan, BH attacked Police HQ, UN HQ, Eman and many places in Abuja and far from the theatre of war like suleja, Logo etc. PMB has curtailed their evil to largely Maiduguri and seasonally Yobe.
Do you want Jonathan's Nigeria were all the country lived in fear of BH?
These are just a few, when you see Christians saying they prefer Churches being bombed under Jonathan than none Under PMB then you know they are hedonistic fools whose greatest pain is no loot money. bros thing never tire you?. You can't always defend failure. Just ascept buhari is the worse thing that will ever happen to this entity called Nigeria. |
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Agriculture › Re: Price Of Day Old Broilers Dropped !!! by Strech(m): 11:57pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
How much is day old agritet as of todaym and can you bring as low as 50 to Kaduna? Pay on delivery. |
Health › Re: Am I At Risk Of HIV Infection After Sex In Imo Hotel? by Strech(m): 8:22am On Feb 08, 2020 |
DAMN NIGGAarrrr!!! You messed up big TIMEeee. Real niggas don't get H I V. |
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Sports › Re: Ronaldo, Rashford, Traore & More Footballers' Amazing Body Transformations by Strech(m): 8:08pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
Inside all na rashford own fit am wells. |